British animal documentaries >Calm >original selfmade animal

really makes ya think

>>80855234

Fuck you for making me google a cockaburra

>Implying anyone gives a fuck about Australia

>Guitar riff
>Turns 360
>Moonwalks away

Planet Earth II was a good show

>Japanese documentary
>stars with "ding ding ding ding ding HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

>>80855770
If you smoke weed it's fuckin amazing

>onweed.jpg

>>80855770
It was actually a great show

>>80855844
>hoooooo
>not YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>80855844
>japanese documentary
>starts with someone profusely apologizing
>HAI HAI HAI HAI... SOKA.. HAI HAI...

>>80855844
**cicadas loudly in the background**

>wild cockaburra are allowed to lick their son's bums clean with their tongues but we are not
Why is this allowed?
I just want to lick my boy's butt without being judged.
Is that so wrong??

>>80855234
You forgot the bit where the Australian host tackles the animal and sticks his thumb up its ass.

>>80855861
Nothing will beat watching the original on LSD

>>80856048
wtf I hate society now

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>>80856048
The fuck is wrong with you?

>>80855844
>Japanese documentary
>starts with a motivational speech so views doesnt commit seppuku

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>>80855234
>Australian animal documentaries
>host dies

>>80855234
Victorians really idealized nature (just look at their houses/furniture).
Americans had to tame nature while expanding west.
Australians never completely conquered their wildlife or drove it out of populated areas.
I'm over simplifying, but this is a /tv/ post.

It's funny how those things are still influencing people today.

>>80856136
Shouldn't you be on Reddit?

British Animal Documentaries
>Just filming the animal w/ narration,
Target Demo:
>The elderly
>People looking to have a nap

American Animal Documentaries
>Shitty footage edited together to look action packed
>spastic cuts, flashes, and snap zooms
>spooky music when predator shows up
>bongo music and guitar squealing when predator kills pray
>gore is still obstructed by quick cuts and spastic camera movements
Target Demo:
>Blacks
>Trailer trash

Australian Animal Documentaries
>Digidoos
>borderline animal molestation
>a sunburned drunk guy rolling around in the dirt fingering a croc
Target Demo:
>Australians
>bestiality enthusiasts
>sadists
>women

>>80856232
Ironically, that happened to the guy in the picture you posted.

>>80856401
>fingering a croc

Name one documentary where this happened

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>>80855234
American animal documentaries:
>"Who would win in a race.. a Tiger... or a Monster truck!!!!"
>guitar sounds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>... "Find out....... after these ads™!"....
>.. ".. this show was brought to you by Colgate™, for a brighter smile..."

>>80856048
Because you'll never have a son because no woman will ever touch you because you're a disgraceful degenerate because your mother told you every day she wanted to abort you because she was also a degenerate because she was a whore that fucked slimy dudes without a condom and that's how you came to be conceived
?

>>80855234
american documentary about mars
>"THIS IS A PLANET THAT YOU WOULDN'T WANT TO HAVE IN YOU BACKYARD"

>>80856048
Just do it, man. Nobody is going to know.

>>80856388
Shouldn't you be on >>>/lgbt/? When will you faggots get tired of raiding the normal boards?

What are some bitchin guitar riffs used in based american documentaries?

>>80856775
keked

>>80856356
Its funnier how people attach non-existent significance to things after the fact

>>80855234
>>"THIS IS ONES REAL KILLING MACHINE"
Got a real good chuckle outta me.
Remembered all the Discovery Channel and Animal Planet shows I watched as a kid.