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>Peter, I also had girl troubles when I was your age. I know how it feels, but don't worry, you can find a way to impress her. Did I ever tell you how I won over your aunt May? No? Well, we both met in this little national socialist club that ran downtown, but she never really gave a damn about me. She was obsessed with this tall, blonde haired, and blue eyed buck from Germany, Lars was his name, and I knew, every night when they went home together, he was pounding the the fury of the white race into that little aryan pussy. But one day, I did something that neither of us will ever forget. Across the street from the club was a small business ran by this little black guy named Samuel. Me and Sam had been friends all through elementary and high school before I had discovered the inferiority of the nigger, and we drifted apart, although I had no problems being away from that fucking ape. As we were leaving the club, and your aunt May was headed towards Lars' car, a ran across the street to Samuel who was sweeping outside his little shop, his pride and joy, he looked over joyed to see his friend again, hoping I had abandoned the tenants of racial supremacy and national socialism. He showed me the second biggest smile I'd ever seen, and gave an enthusiastic cry: "Ben!". That's when I took him to the ground, dragged him to the curb, set his teeth on it, and stomped his nigger head in. And that's when I saw the single biggest smile I've ever seen, on your aunt may, running across the street, tears in her eyes. She embraced me, and said it was the most ubermensch act she had ever witnessed, "It was beautiful" she cried as I held her in my arms, and then I took her right there, right on top of that nigger's corpse. So don't worry Peter, there's always a way to win a woman's love.

Holy fucking shit, how did Raimi sneak this into the movie?

What's his name?

Also I thought it was his uncle Ben Garrison who was the ultra hardecore turbo nazi

I like this meme, but all things must come to an end.

Except bane posting.

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>>80853976
RAIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>Next Up Aryan man!
>''COME DOWN AND FIGHT PUSSY WHIOTE BOI''
>n-no can we talk about it?
>''''angry subhuman gargling noises*''

>>80853976
What do they call him?

>>80854269
Some kind of... man-spider?

>C'mon kid, what's your name?
>The Aryan Spider.
>Aryan Spider, that the best you got? ... Ladies and gentlemen, the one, they only, the Amazing NAZI-MAN!

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>>80854042

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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

>>80854042
that's incredibly fucked up, but still laughed my ass off, very kino, very kino
now someone post the one where ben kicks him out of the car meme

>>80854042
Beautiful

>>80853976
>What's your name kid?
>The Daughter of the Dragon

mfw when Colleen Wing has an easier time against a more jacked guy 3 times her size when she has no super powers what so ever.

For those who want to be part of this epic /tv/ forced meme there are three easy steps.

Step 1: This is considered the most important step. See what movie this epic 4chan meme is being applied to today. Most of the time it's the older Sam Raimi Spiderman movies but since these threads die very fast the guys that force this apply it to other movies now. This thread however uses the Raimi Spiderman meme. Please pay attention.

Step 2: Take a iconic scene in the movie, any will do as long as people remember the scene. Greentext a quote from the scene and twist the words to use anti semitisim, racism, homophobia or any other edgy as fuck topic. Go nuts, the sky is the limit! The more vulgar it is the more epic the meme is. This takes us to the final step.....

Step 3: Make a regular post, taking the position of a normal person and pretend to be disgusted by that scene. I know, I know, this is 4chan, a site where gore flows like fine wine but that's what makes this meme edgy, wacky and zany. We pretend to be offended by that fake scene. Funny huh?

Now that you understand how to do this, have fun kids. Happy memeing!

>the ad said $500
>check it again towelhead

For those who want to be part of this epic /tv/ forced meme there are three easy steps.

Step 1: This is considered the most important step. See what movie this epic 4chan meme is being applied to today. Most of the time it's the older Sam Raimi Spiderman movies but since these threads die very fast the guys that force this apply it to other movies now. This thread however uses the Raimi Spiderman meme. Please pay attention.

Step 2: Take a iconic scene in the movie, any will do as long as people remember the scene. Greentext a quote from the scene and twist the words to use anti semitisim, racism, homophobia or any other edgy as fuck topic. Go nuts, the sky is the limit! The more vulgar it is the more epic the meme is. This takes us to the final step.....

Step 3: Make a regular post, taking the position of a normal person and pretend to be disgusted by that scene. I know, I know, this is 4chan, a site where gore flows like fine wine but that's what makes this meme edgy, wacky and zany. We pretend to be offended by that fake scene. Funny huh?

Now that you understand how to do this, have fun kids. Happy memeing!

>>80854042
NOW THIS IS KINO

>>80854042
top notch post

>>80854042
>She embraced me, and said it was the most ubermensch act she had ever witnessed

Pure gold.

>>80859514
>this mad cause of Raimi posting

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>>80854042
10/10, much better than how it happened in the comics.

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>>80854042
very nice

>>80860457

lol

>>80860457
Christ that art is fucking awful