name one (1) good thing about this movie.

>>80852313
When it ends

>>80852313
it ended.

It's helped us expose videogame playing swedecucks as the capeshit posters
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All we need now is to figure out where the fuck these power ranger plebs and fat man reality show posters came from

>peter parker "tests" his iron man gadgets

literally walked out of the theatre right then and there

Spiderman?

It had a sympathetic villain

Guy lost everything specifically because of a bunch of bickering douchebags and their quips

better than (alien who hates humans or wants their natural resources)

>>80852388
this and giant Ant Man deserved to be in his solo film

or at least in a better film.

>>80852866
sympathetic sure
but Zemo was one of the worst Marvel villains and thats saying a lot.
not really his fault as the film was a clusterfuck and didn't give him any screen time.

plus
>bad guys' motivation is revenge
kinda boring

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Cap's biceps

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>>80852499
Dubs confirm, Spiderman was on point...just in the wrong setting.

Plus Aunt May is now a MILF.

>>80852499
spidey wasn't bad (besides his star wars joke)

but it really made no sense for him to show up in the movie and was fairly useless
though I did enjoy seeing the Film's Hero attempting to murder a teenager by dropping a bridge on him.

>>80852313
Ant-man
Spiderman
The helicopter scene
"So was I"
There, have a bunch DCshill.

>>80852313
Cap and Bucky vs. Swat Team. Probably my favorite sequence in the movie. Better than the airport scene which is overrated in my opinion.

>>80852313
Ant-man
And this >>80853152

>>80853152
>when you tryna be a family man but youre Chad so you still wanna chase

>>80853152
>curling 3000 lbs

What a beefcake

>>80853243
lmao this is bait right?

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Why is everyone coming out now to say that they hated it.

It got terrific reviews from reviewers and terrific audience scores.

It's a fun movie super hero movie. It's not a masterpiece, but it was fun. I don't know what people expected, saying it was garbage. It was trying to make a fun movie and they made a fun movie.

The end fight scene with cap bucky and stark was really great

The other-winter-soldiers red herring.

>>80852313
Best version of Spiderman ever. Peter and Tony make the best new duo as well.

It seems like Peter is going to get stronger too. He's holding a darn ship together in the next movie.

>>80853619
>rotten tomatoes loved it!
>but it's fun!
fuck off back to r/mcu

Cap and Bucky vs SWAT team

Cap and Falcon being bros as fuck

Airport fight

Iron man vs Cap final fight

Cap kissing Sharon while bucky and falcon being proud of their bro

>>80853685
>best version of spiderman ever
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>80853691
DUDE, JUST TURN OFF YOUR BRAIN LMAO

The Russos gave us the best version of Iron Man since Iron Man 1.

Airport scene was shit, a bunch of quips and you never felt like there was ANYTHING at stake.
Iron Man blowing off Bucky's arm while he tried to rip that core out though, now that was pure kino.

The airport fight was dumb. They would never just run at each other like that. And the fights would be planned out so that the strongest characters fighr each other. Wanda vs Vision rematch would have been nice, but this time it would be personal.

Ant Man was great, his appearance made me watch his movie and that was good too.

"He killed my mom."

>>80852313
robert downey jr because he's the only decent actor in this pathetic pile of shit franchise

>>80853619
>Why is everyone coming out now to say that they hated it.

Combination of shitposting, butthurt and contrarianism with genuine criticism peppered through.

The ambiguous morality was cool and the last fight scene between cap and iron man had a nice brutality to it.

>>80852313
>Saw this movie
>Remember absolutely nothing about it

This literally only happens to me with Disney Marvel. I still remember even X-Men Apocalypse fine but god help me I can't remember anything from Dr. Strange besides that Adele quip.

They didnt have the heroes misunderstand each other's motivations in order to team up against a super villain in the end.

>>80853394
i hated this movie but this scene was really well done. (though Capt.America crippling totally innocent law enforcement officers is a bit distasteful)

Besides the idiotic hologram part with tony the film wasn't bad up to the stairway scene...then it just becomes a mess. Its like you can tell when the film just got away from the Russo Bros

>>80853619
Fun is a meme

>>80853710
>cap vs swat team
well done
>cap and falcon
who cares
>airport "fight"
awful
>iron man v Cap
meh
>Cap kissing unappealing potato faced girl
zero chemistry

>>80853619
>Why is everyone coming out now to say that they hated it.

because they watched it???

>>80853619
Since when is 7.6 terrific?

War Machine getting crippled

>>80855184
This is your average fedora tipping DCShill.
He was, as batman, raped in prison, and cant enjoy fun colorfull things anymore.

Paul Rudd's Giant Man moment, too bad it was utterly wasted on this movie.

Also, I'll admit that
>Can you move your seat forward?
>No.
made me chuckle.

Crossbones was cool. I liked the whole movie.

>>80853152
aw dammit

my gay conversion therapy was going so well, and now i'm back to square 1

>>80852313
I liked the fact that there were no stakes and the events didn't matter at all.

>>80853752
Anon probably meant of the movies.

>>80855288
its way too high because of Meme critics

Its a 6/10 film at best , and thats only if you already enjoy CapeFlicks

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>>80852313
>Civil War
>Nobody dies

>>80856540
>posturing
Oh no, I've been defeated!

>>80856924
SpiderTwink was awful and unfunny and had no reason to be in the movie

and clearly he's significantly worse than Tobey. Of course the other Anon meant "movie version"

god damn it
why do i even respond to you

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>>80852313
The first and third acts are, overall, very good.
The middle section with the airport battle feels absurd/cartoonish, inconsistent with the otherwise serious tone, and drags it down.

If I had to point to a specific scene/moment that I enjoy, it would be Cap and Bucky fighting the police in the Bucharest apartment, and Bucky holding up his metal hand to deflect bullets.

Just think, if Age of Ultron hadn't been such a shit show, we could have had a proper sequel to Winter Soldier, an international action thriller with Steve and Sam pursuing Bucky across the world while Crossbones and Zemo would have been real threats.

Instead the Russos got roped into making the Avengers 2.5: The Half-assed Apology.

>>80855184
>>80853619
>Fun is a meme
I don't know why but I keked
The movie was so boring, the main conflict was just stupid, every fight was boring, and every character sucked.

>>80853243
all of this and Black Panther too

>>80853619
>fun
>fun
>fun
>fun
Which seat should I take?

>>80857038
but Tobey was complete shit.
I thought so 15 years ago, and I again this year when I tried to give it another shot.

New Spider-Man is terrific and funny.

>>80857995
but Age of Ultron was better than the first Avengers

That I don't remember it

>>80853619
because we're /tv and if you like it we'll hate it you faggot. we're all a bunch of faggots in here

>>80858863
(you)

>>80852313
Aunt may

Vision did nothing the entire airport scene

Come the fuck on

literally who were the 2 black guys?

>>80853929

I'm so tired of his Iron Man shtick. It was a revelation in the first one, and still pretty great for a while. Then it was just decent, and now it's getting old. It's like Jack Sparrow. Sometimes it's good to leave people wanting more, rather than continuously feeding them the same thing over and over again until they get sick of it.

>>80860020
>2
T'Challa, aka Black Panther
Lt. James "Rhodey" Rhodes, aka War Machine
Sam Wilson, aka Falcon

>>80860171
>Rhodey
he was the one i actually knew.

>>80860207
Sam Wilson was introduced in Winter Soldier and seen again in Ant-Man. He's a friend of Cap's.

T'Challa is a new character in Civil War, son of the king of Wakanda

>>80852313
its bearable as long as u dont watch it a second time

>>80852313
It ended.
Joss Whedon's career is dead.
Quickisilver is back on Fox

>>80853619
Film was 4.3/10 at best but it has a Marvel logo stamped on so it gets a free pass.

>>80853152
its not even that impressive desu

>>80860393
>Joss Whedon

>>80852313
>name one (1) good thing about this movie.

I watched it for the first time a few weeks ago while I was drunk and was entertained enough to watch the whole movie. So that was good I guess.

>>80859922
My headcanon was that he was scared of Wanda after that ass whoopin at the HQ so he just watched the situation until Giant Man became a problem.

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