Why couldn't they just be friends?

>>80848122

He was a stickler for a tickler

>>80848122
They have nothing in common

>>80848122

He put speedos on a pedo

The Torah says something about Seinfeld and Newman never coming to terms with one another.

Why'd they even hate eachoither?

Newman is pure evil

>>80848188
literally this, Newman didn't wanna play good goyim, Kramer (Jerry's closest friend that somewhat deflects the goyim role with his zanyness) is Newman's friend too

>>80848188
Didn't realize this was an old testament reference. The show was deeper than I thought.

>>80848184
This doesn't work unless you're English so for your sake I hope you're English.

I didn't even know you fags pronounced it like that u til I watched the IT Crowd with the Peter File episode.

>>80848122
Newman was fat.

>>80848122
Why was there beef between the two anyway

>>80848426
this. fuck fat people

>>80848466
To add some comedic tension to the show.