I seriously hope you returned your rentals on time and never

>>80844193
I was there for the VHS days, but I lost interest in the DVD days of Blockbuster.

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> when you think you had a 5 day rental but it really was a two day rental.

>mom taking me to Blockbuster on Fridays for $5.99 Playstation rentals was GOAT

>>80844193
used to pick up movies with an ID I found on the street. Couldn't care less to use my personal info for those fuckheads.

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>>80844366

...I have to return some videotapes

>>80844529
Same, didn't have a memory card so had to leave it on over the weekend and if I rented the game again re do all the levels

>>80844193
Anybody know how Redbox works? Not that I would ever use it but I was curious. How long can you keep movies out? Does it deal with late fees? How?

>this one time my mom rented warcraft 2 and i destroyed the CD when trying to get it out of the box

im still ashamed

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>finally talk mom into letting me rent Mortal Kombat for SNES
>shaking with anticipation on the drive home
>run inside, shove it in, fire up the console
>pic related shows up on TV
>biggest WTF moment of my life
>after much confusion, realize that someone had taken Blockbuster's copy of MK, took the label off the cartridge, stuck it on their copy of SMW, and returned it, so they could keep MK for themselves
>on the way back to get another copy, mom says "maybe this was God's way of saying I shouldn't let you play that game"
>have to rent something else instead

I'm still pissed off this many years later.

Blockbuster actually ding'd my credit rating for not paying some five dollar late fee back in the day. Bunch of cunts.

>>80844632
It's 1.68 I believe for a one night/next day rental. New releases included. You have to use your debit or credit card so if you decide to be a nigger and keep it they'll just charge you for it.

Not hard, just drop the movie off at literally any kiosk when you're out and about the next day.

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>>80844193
and also rewind the damn movie!

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>>80844529
>Finally get a copy of a popular game that's sold out every weekend
>Super excited the entire drive home
>It has a major scratch on the disc and is unplayable

>>80844193

>Rent vhs from Blockbuster
>Tape is not rewound
>Rewind it
>Discover it's chewed up half way though
>50% of the time

>Rent DVD from Blockbuster
>It's scratched to fuck and keeps skipping
>Totally unwatchable
>50% of the time

>Rent PS game from Blockbuster
>It's scratched to fuck and won't load/keeps stalling
>Totally unplayable
>50% of the time

>P2P takes off
>ThankFuck.png
>FuckBlockbuster.jpg

>>80844632
>Walk up to box
>Make a note in your phone of any new releases you want to see
>Pirate them when you get home because the bluray rip is out now

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>>80844450

>When you kept an overnight new release for a week.

>>80844529
>how do i greentext

I have at least one VHS tape that i never returned.

I stole my rentals, like 590-600 of then lol

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>Sneaking into the backroom behind the curtain that holds all the porn
>Know parents think that I'm looking for my own movie
>periodically sneak out and wander down an isle so my parents can see me looking
>Dart back into the porn room and continue staring at the VHS covers
>I hear my parents calling my name
>Run out and grab the first movie in the PG section I can see
>Do this once a week for at least 3 years

>tfw my gf rented a season of nip Tuck on my membership card and lost it somehow and I had to buy it and then shortly after I paid for it they announced bankruptcy

Fucking dumb ass bitch. Whenever I remember this, the next time we fuck I throw it in her ass because she hates anal.

>having to use credit fucking card for rental.folms

fucking lol @ usa

>>80845550
Your mom sounds like a huge cunt.

Jk she sounds like a caring mother and you should call her to tell her you love her.

>>80846471
>Jk she sounds like a caring mother and you should call her to tell her you love her.

I still live with her.

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>>80845550
kek

>>80845959
The potential of getting a dud was part of the thrill.

>>80846266
One time when I was like 8 I went into the adult section and some bitch ass cunt called me out in front of a bunch of customers and shit. I was embarrassed as fuck. About 10 years later when it all ended that bitch was still working there which gave me some satisfaction

>>80846076
i miss this shit

>>80846493
Damn son. You gotta be at least pushing 30.

>>80846669
40 morr like it lole

>dad never gives a fuck about my hobbies
>let's me rent something one time
>grab some shit looking anime
>dad decides to watch it with me
>it's gory, violent, has nudity, tons of swearing, and edgy as hell
>dads laughs at the end and didn't give me crap for it

It was a different time.

>>80846742
Anon.....

>>80846626
That was me. I fingered myself to the thought of young lust. Precum stains on jeans.

>>80844632
It's a price per day charge to whatever credit card/debit card you use. You return whenever at any kiosk.

>>80847045
Then why wouldn't you just let me do it instead of embarrassing me?

>being an oldfag
LMAO at you agecucks

>>80847291
Im a sadist

>>80846818

What was it?

>>80846523
what a ride

>>80847342
Well now I can only get off from humiliation sex and most girls are turned off by it.

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>>80847499
>Tfw you'll never be able to get a rush like that again

It's like chasing the dragon.

>>80845904
Goddamn it, these exist? And here I was rewinding my DVDs by hand like a chump.

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>>80847426
Can't remember when I rented it, but my mom was always strict on what I watch, and this wouldn't have flew with her.

>>80844193
>1 week = 9 days

>>80847639
sundays are for God

>>80847596
Fucking pleb. Do you power your car with your feet like Fred flintstone, too?

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>>80847571
>she will never molest you

>>80847626

I suppose would be something like Urotsukidōji or Demon City Shinjuku then.

>>80845550

Mom did you a favor honestly, Mortal Kombat sucks

>>80847710
>Tfw too old to be statitorial raped

Why even live?

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>>80847992
I know that feel.