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You have complete control over the movie industry. What do you do?

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You have complete control over the movie industry. What do you do?
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this
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>>80843558
I would let the jews run it
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ban capeshit
blacklist every actor who has done capeshit
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Rub my hands
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>>80843621


Same
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What everyone else does. Make the actresses fuck me for roles.
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make tokyo drift 2
every japanese role is played by koreans and chinese
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>>80843558
Any who is not European genetically is no longer allowed to work in it at all.
Make movies with white people playing jews showing jews acting evil to nonjews.
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is she a street shitter?
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>>80843558
her eyebrows bug me
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>>80843558
Pic related is Camila Mendes btw
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Every movie will be different interpretations of the magnum opus,The Dark Knight Rises. Others will be baned.
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>>80843558
Capeshit gets outlawed, i don't care if i lose billions, i want to see the tears on the normies and manchilds.
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>>80843832
People will start producing movies in secret and become heroes/vigilantes themselves
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Give all capeshit properties to Disney, ban all anti-semites and make sure to use my power to crush them wherever possible. Produce more interracial romance cinema.

I want to make 4chan suffer.
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sit on my face
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>>80843558
I want to cum on her browpussy
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>>80843558
Make Tron 3 immediately

Make Blood Meridian

Make Cowboy Bebop
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MY FACE
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>>80844658
Is that a Rorschach reference
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>>80843558
Eva Green
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force eva green to sit on my face any time she is off camera
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>>80844658
I want her to press that sharp heel into my peehole
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>>80843558
fully indulge in paedophilia and cocaine
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>>80844850
>>80844735

Why do people think she's hot? Her eyes and eyebrows put me off
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>>80844855
lewd
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Keep doing what the last guy did and make a bucket of money, since there will always been good and bad movies regardless.
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>>80844735
>>80844915
>>80844850
She has a horrible complexion as well and a permanently derpy look on her face.

She's literally not hot. Plenty of shit-taste lemmings exist though.
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>>80843558
White genocide, I guess.
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>>80843558
I'd make a 4chan movie and intentionally hire the oldest, most out-of-touch hollywood executives/actors possible.
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>>80845128
Get Ridley Scott on it
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>>80843558
Forces everybody to watch Western Spaghettis
Close all capeshit and reboot it comic accurate
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Give Shyamalan a blank cheque
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>>80845191
>reboot it comic accurate

Naw just quit it entirely man. If it could be done comic accurate it had already been done.
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>>80845173
No, he's too good with tech sets. I'd hire whoever made CSI Miami for the computer design
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>>80843621
Anon, that would blacklist nearly all of modern hollywood.
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>>80843558
We stop capeshit in favor of monster shit, until we make Godzilla vs Gamera, then I will force all studios to collabborate to make a movie of The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimay Destiny
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WW2 movies where the nazis are the good guys.

Just for a change.
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Only do fetish films and cast my husbando in every one of them
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>>80843558

Reinstitute the studio system.

Profit above all. No more social justice faggotry, no more HURRR DURRR FEMINISM, no more bullshit. If it doesn't make a profit, the director and producer has their fucking head chopped off.
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Only allow Mel Gibson to make films
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>>80843558
Fire the Jews.
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I'd create a 3hr long adaptation of the plane scene from TDKR
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blacklist all Jews and portray them realistically as the villains that they are
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feet in the movie
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>>80843558
Stop countries from exporting their films so national cultures flourish and not everything is dominated by American lowest-common-denominator culture.
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>>80847347
Yeah but then how will I see the latest wuxia kino?
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>>80843558
No more white women in movies.
Christina Hendricks, Bryce Dallas Howard, and Hayley Atwell are the only exceptions.

Bring back parts of the Hayes code relating to sex.

"fuck" isn't limited to R rated movies.
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>>80843558
Shut it down.
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>>80843621
Imagine the Reddit outburst

Oh such delicious tears
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>>80843639
DELET THIS
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>>80847652
You won't. Do you think there's such a thing as a basic right to viewing foreign films?
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>>80843558
Make movies about the Holodmor like they make about the Holocaust. Make people realize that Communists were worse than the Nazis.

Also expose how many leftists in the West were Stalin fanboys. Show how deep the Soviet penetration was in the U.S. Make them all answer for their crimes.
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>>80845067
Delete this goy.
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>>80844658
*BRAAAAAAAAAAP*
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>>80843558
Create an independent national film board for each country.
To be allowed to join the board, you must take a test which will question you on film history, film technique and the importance of art

Anyone who's ever been involved in politics in a substantial way is automatically barred from joining the board. Anyone who has ever produced a film is automatically barred from joining the board
The board is responsible for all government spending, tax exemptions and grants given towards filmmakers and studios. It also decides what age-rating to give each film.
Each board is also accountable to an international alliance that overlooks individual boards. If anyone is found to be acting in a corrupt or unfair manner, they are barred for life.
If any studio/filmmaker/producer is found to be conspiring with a board member or members, they are blacklisted and ineligible for any awards, funding or exemptions - and this applies to any film that they are attached to in any way

The board is responsible for national film awards.
The alliance of films boards internationally will also have an annual awards-show each year

The rewards for winning prizes at these-awards show also includes grants for your next film
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Identity politics is now a blacklistable offense.

Minority quotas are banned.

Producers are only allowed to meddle with the film's production if they conceived the idea.

Screenwriters/original creators oversee the creative directors.
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>>80847893
>No more white women in movies.

why
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>>80848801
that anon is probably Riley. he loves racemixing fantasys with brown and black women. he actually got a black prostitute for himself on his birthday.
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I MAKE HOLLYWOOD GREAT AGAIN.
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>>80845264

Exactly.
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>>80848576
Good reply
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>>80845067
>derpy
you have to go back
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>>80843558
Become a massive kike
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>>80843558
Gas the Jews.
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>>80844201
>on
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>>80843558
Delete the Oscars.
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>>80848274
but that's gonna come out soon bro.
But yeah, i want someone to make a movie that makes Senator McCarthy look like the correct dude he was. Dalton Trumbo openly supported Stalin.
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>>80849992
Dont want her to get preggers
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I'd have Idris Elba blacklisted.
He's the bane of everything. He is the most unnecessary addition to everything.
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>>80843558
No more waxwhores. Any woman who wants to star in anything must have all body hair fully intact for the audition.

On the male side, no more blacks and steroid monkeys.
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Make 5 hour long films a thing.
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>>80848801
Because white women are ugly as fuck.
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>>80848576

This happens in Canada and there is a monopoly on who they give funding to
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>>80850708
Black women are far uglier, yet your plan would be to ban whites for being ugly?
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>>80843592
camila has a F A T A S S
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>>80843616
i thought we already did
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>>80851101
She really doesn't, did you not see the Riverdale episode with her and Betty in the bathing suits?
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>>80851037
Without knowing anything about it, Canada has given us Lynch, Cronenberg, Gosling, Reynolds, James Cameron and Villeneuve
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Make a film about the war of 1812 where the yanks get rekt and make a film about vimy ridge where the krauts get rekt
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>>80851290
>Gosling

He's not a particular great actor
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>>80843621
good post
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>>80851713
Did you get GOOSED?
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>>80851804
What does this mean
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>>80851064
funny post.
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diaper and omorashi in every movie
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>>80843558
Continue as is but with more animated film productions, bring in major animation directors. Americans are too normie and need to develop a wider taste in film instead of throwing their money at every cape shit that comes out. How is our industry going to survive when all we have is Iron Man as a lasting legacy?

Research and development toward getting adults to watch animation, widening their palettes for other films. And profiting off merchandising, it won't be an easy road, we will probably hit red while investing in this artform. I would also work with Netflix or another cloud service to bring new films to homes more easily, instead of people relying on having to pirate bluray rips or watch horribly quality shit on their phones from a malware infected website.

Hire people like Andrea Romano to find directors/actors/general talent, and pay them top dollar. No more nepotism or sexual exploitation/racist scandals. We hire based on talent of all races.

I kinda fizzle out here, but I think this is an interesting subject. I think the main issues are really how people are getting the content, going to the theater is an inconvenience and getting the movie when people live off their phones is a no brainer. Animation/indie/foreign films are important to widening the taste of audiences, but they aren't going to a theater to watch those.
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>>80852421
I'm in love
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>>80843558
I want to make sweet love to her and her booty all night long.
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Every Blockbuster release is 80 hour compilation of harsh noise
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>>80852323
>>80852323
good post
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>>80843558
Melissa McCarthy. Is. Barbie.
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>>80852421
She looks better in the pic.. her face looks weird here, kinda like the potion seller
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>>80852536

That's called an "erection".
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>>80852155
It's not a joke.
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>>80843558
act
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remake Law Abiding Citizen where Gerard Butler wins
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>>80853455
This makes me more hungry than horny
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>>80853606
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>>80853455
>>80853643
Good body, but shaved legs? Eww.
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>>80843558
>Well the kikes will just have to suck it up, I'm producing another Holocaust denial movie, this type Hitler did nothing wrong.
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>>80843558
Either every actress must do the entire movie completely nude
or
They must do the entire movie with cum on their face, inconsistencies due to having to reapply it are acceptable
Or hell both
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>>80843558
I honestly don't know if her cold, dead eyes is a turn on or turn off
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>>80854091
every inch of her body makes me rock hard but those eyebrows really do the trick.
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>>80853643
hmmm just imagine taking a bite out of a nice cooked piece of her ass fresh from the grill
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>>80854193
Is that Veronica Lodge's actress from Riverdale
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fund 3 small budget original scripts that would still be cheaper than 1 big budget script
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>>80854932
yes, Camila Mendes
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>>80853455
>>80853643
too thicc
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>>80855023
Does she have hairy arms?
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>>80843558
Delete fucking everything.
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>>80855076
no :(
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>>80855185
Oh, she waxes then, given her complexion she'd be hairier than Alyssa Milano.

Oh well.
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>>80855242
looks like it. closest I could find and it looks like it's coming in after having been shaven or something
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>>80855435
Yeah, that's definitely after waxing, you can see how sparse the hairs are, since they don't grow back all at once like they would with shaving.

Seems like she has a pretty hairy face too.

Stupid.
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>>80855185
She's pretty. I hope she chooses to be my waifu.
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>>80843558
hold hands with my waifu
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>>80855730
>I hope she chooses to be my waifu.
I don't think that's how it works
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>>80855817
A waifu chooses you
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>>80846206
Say hello to EVEN MORE PANDERING TO THE CHINESE
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>>80846206
>the director and producer has their fucking head chopped off.
You were alright until here
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>>80843558
Emphasize quality over quantity.
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Make it so everyone's not so focused on franchises
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>>80843558
Every movie from now on that has white man as a protagonist is banned.
If a movie is a romance, or has romance plot in it, it has to be woman (of any race, but you get tax benefits if it's a white woman, even better tax benefits if it's ends with a pregnancy) with a black man. LGBT movies are an exception to the rule.
Every older movie that had an white man protagonist (back to the future and so on) is remade with a black guy. Those remakes replace the older films, and older films are banned, if you own them you go to jail.
Only the best movies that explore the "white genocide" theme get nominations for film awards
White male actors are only used as extras, or pathetic characters submitting to black men's world etc
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expel the jews
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>>80843558
Turn every movie into white supremacy propaganda, and shill 4chan concepts. Ban the Jews, and turning the movie industry into an Aryan Strikeforce.
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>>80843677
YES!
>>80844006
Drink bleach immediately
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>>80843558
>You have complete control over the movie industry. What do you do?

Fire everybody.
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BRING BACK UNITED ARTISTS!!!
DIRECTORS AND SCREENWRITERS > STUDIOS

THE RISE OF THE NEW AUTEURS
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Make a movie for literally every comic ever released
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