Trailer 2 soon, are you ready for Spiderkino?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JUST
>>80841066
God this looks terrible. Even by Marvel standards.
How has every single Spiderman movie been worse than the one before it?
Is he in Starfleet?
>>80841066
That's an awful poster
>>80841066
What are the lines on the blue part supposed to be?
whats with the shitty jacket?
>>80841066
Why, did they bring back Kikestriker Raimi?
It bothers me more than it's not straight, it makes it look tacky
They need to stop using real world skyscrapers in these posters. It's just a matter of time until somebody allah ackbars it and ruins the poster forever.
One of worst superhero posters ever made sheeeeesh
>>80841066
>mfw the Netflix shows don't have the Cucksters Tower.
Shouldn't he be using his spider powers while relaxing? Shouldn't that make it for a better poster?
>>80841080
>>80841113
>>80841130
>>80841227
I like it.
>>80841066
That's kinda cute.
Stupid, almost looks like a fake, but cute nonetheless.
>>80841066
What exactly was that trailer supposed to hype me about? It's the same shit we've seen before but the supporting cast is awful save for rdj, old batman and aunt may i fuck dat ass
It may be worse than the Garfield ones
>>80841253
This desu. The poster is pretty good but they should have basically remade the image you posted.
>>80841300
Yeah I mean, if they're going for a more light-hearted, relaxed, down to earth version of Spider-Man there are million of more creative things they can do visually. Like him sunbathing on the side of a building or something I don't know.
>>80841080
>A-am I fit in big guys?
fucking christ scott is still the best
>>80841398
What the fuck is even Valerian? Is this a movie I'm supposed to know about?
>>80841450
Luc Besson sci-fi
>>80841450
>Directed by Luc Besson
>Stars young females
>>80841368
>like him sunbathing on the side of a building
They could have literally turn spidey or the city 90 degrees and it would have been a 10/10 poster
>>80841450
It's the next Luc Besson visual masterpiece. Watch it for the same reason you watched Avatar.
>>80841113
>How has every single Spiderman movie been worse than the one before it?
Except SM2 is miles better than 1 and not even TASM is as bad as SM3.
>>80841386
for your information, i started the laughing meme
>>80841113
nah it looks pretty good, sorry it's not grimdark like you kids prefer
>>80841398
would hang that alien poster on my wall/10
>>80841450
>What the fuck is even Valerian
If only I could reach through the screen to strangle you.
>>80841450
its what everybody wants some was to dazed as confused to the fifth element
>>80841398
Yeah that Aliums poster is based.
It looks like deadpool.
This smells like reddit
>>80841666
Hail Satan.
Also no shit, it's Spiderman. Expect 150 minutes of nothing but quips.
>>80841562
Light and quirky is the new grimdark
>>80841066
2 minutes inKRITA
>>80841398
The Valerian one is just lazy.
>>80841702
There you fucking go. Thank you.
>>80841702
Fuck this just got a whole lot better.
>>80841702
How is it some anon on a Taiwanese basket weaving forum can produce better posters than paid employees of multi million dollar companies
Shame they can never show the Baxter Building since they don't have the rights.
>>80841702
How is he sticking to the wall?
>>80841702
This really is all you needed. I'll even allow your shitty choice in art programs
>>80841768
>paid employees
Probably made by some intern
>>80841702
Shit, that's much better.
>>80841779
His right hand
This actually looks awful.
>>80841779
Repulsor technology.
Dubs decide the reddit insert song for the movie.
>>80841892
Gangnam Style
>>80841066
Looks really good desu
>>80841702
10/10
Just fire everyone at Sony Pictures.
>>80841892
It's gonna be some indie WOAH OH OH OH OH clapping and whistling shit
>>80841835
Aren't intern usually trying to prove themselves? I'd be expecting next level shit from interns
What is the logo on that jacket?
>>80841961
Dubs and it'll be Fall Out Boy
>>80841247
DD had it in a poster
>chilling under the broklin bridge
>>80841892
Ke$ha - TiK ToK
>>80841892
4chan reference
>>80841892
In the aeroplane over the sea
>>80841988
There we go
>>80842014
how can his headphones not fall off
>>80842014
Again. Bravo.
>>80841892
Trump
>>80841080
Douchechills
>>80841988
>>80841066
It kinda pisses me off that they replaced the Baxter Building with the Avengers Tower. Those aren't supposed to ne the superhero team he shares a neighborhood with.
>>80842063
How can he toss cars around and stick to walls?
>>80841702
anon, now that's a poster
I remember being young when the Raimi Spiderman movies came out. The trailers and posters gave a real sense of excitement and adventure to the viewer, you felt like you were going to be soaring through the sky and shit with Spiderman, it was just fun and new, even adults were excited. Everything about this latest iteration just screams "We're too cool for you, look how progressive we are, don't like it? Not our problem."
I don't even watch capeshit and never had any intention of watching this, but I do feel a little bad for capeshit babbies for what happened to their genre.
>>80841961
Dont forget the xylophone and the ukelele!
>>80841556
no i did
>>80841702
Literally Reddìt: the poster
>>80842063
the same way he sticks to walls.
>>80841066
What is that jacket he is wearing, and why is Spider-Man just lying down flat? The dutch angle is seriously so annoying, too.
>>80842228
That seems to be you.
>>80842287
Even better tbf
>>80842197
I heard about the Raimi Spider-Man movie from my Mom's friend. A lot of adults wanted to see it.
>trailer
You guys don't seriously watch trailers right?
>>80841988
I believe it
>>80841066
>modern day NYC
Christ they sanitized that city. It's like Disney presents: New York!
Bring me back to the days of finding dead bums with paint huff still on their lips and abandoned cars in front of tenements.
>>80842063
What do you mean? I wear headphones while I'm laid down, that's how they supposed to work,
>>80842198
Reddit reply
>>80841066
>Avengers
I HATE THE AVENGERS BEING IN A SPIDERMAN MOVIE!
Doesnt work well at all! Better to see Spidey fight villains on his own and go through his own demons himself with no help from people like Tony Stark
Idk of comics to this. I hate it.
I also hope Fantastic Four and X Men never join the MCU.
Thank God for the Sony Venom movie that has nothing to do with the MCU
>>80842356
Do you lie down upside down stuck to the bottom of a bridge defying gravity when you lie down you fucking ignoramus?
>>80842320
This
Watching trailers in 2017 is just pleb
>>80842394
I dont care if comics do this i meant to say.
Raimi and Webb movies are far better with portraying Oscorp as the Tower of Babel where all Spidey's villains come from (except Venom I guess but still).
>>80842320
Sometimes the trailer are better than the movie.
-The Neon Demon
-Thor 2
-IM3
-BvS first trailer
>>80842447
>2017
>watching movies
>not just watching the RLM review
>Spiderman is a quipping millennial
Great, just what we needed
>>80842394
>I HATE THE AVENGERS BEING IN A SPIDERMAN MOVIE!
It's only Tony, dweeb. Calm your tits.
>>80842492
>Youtube
Nah, piss off
Did anyone think this was visual kino? It sucked, but it was the only spiderman movie to get the comic book look right.
>>80842320
Trailers are designed to appeal to the redditors mindset
>>80842499
But he always was a quipper
>>80842529
Capeshit is designed to appeal to the redditor mindset.
Why is he wearing that gay jacket?
>>80842528
That costume was the closest to the comic book look we ever got.
The rest of the movie was pretty bad.
>>80842528
That scene where Foxx's character first uses his powers is spider-kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rD3GHfCYcuw
Could someone explain how Spiderman is so popular and why they keep trying to make Spiderman movies?
>>80842626
It's literally Marvel's Batman
>>80842626
He's one of the most famous superheros ever since the 60's. He has a lot of good stories and villains and a fun lighthearted sense of humor.
>>80841961
its called the millennial whoop
>>80842467
>exclusively lists capeshit and one meme movie
Reddit manchild pls
>>80842726
K I N O
I
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>>80841258
You also like Mashiro. Your shit taste is evident.
>>80842726
>>80842873
It doesn't take place in london, anon
>>80841066
Why is Tony Stark such a major character? Ironman hasn't been good since the first one and nobody knew or cared about Ironman before it. Spiderman on the other hand has been famous for decades and had plenty of cartoons, comics and movies, yet they feel the need to shove in Ironman flying and shooting lasers yet again?
They released two posters and made the shittiest one the official one. This one is leagues better than that shitfest.
Jesus Christ someone on this board still cares about MOVIES?
>>80842940
Disney owes their entire universe to RDJ appealing to normies
Look at DC to see what happens when uou start with no likable actors
>>80843075
Why does it look like such obvious CGI in the fucking poster?
>>80842749
>millennial
Fucking stop. You are most likely a millennial yourself. Millennial means people who came of age around the turn of the millennium not people born during the new millennium. That would be gen Z and they don't have a meme buzzword name yet
>>80843075
>he's holding on the the ledge instead of just sticking to the wall
Nah pham, it's shit
>>80843075
This is streets ahead of the other one. But spiderman still looks terrible, like a cheap happy meal toy.
spider sense tingling
>>80843087
What's these movies you talk about? I only care about flicks and kinos.
>>80841398
They are making a movie about Jewish Lesbians?
>>80841537
>nd not even TASM is as bad as SM3.
You have the taste of a soccer mom or manchild Star Wars nerd to think those Garfield jokes were better than any Raimi movie, including SM3.
SM3 is much, much better than both TASM shitfests. jesus, just KYS yourself.
Hmmm my spider sense is tingling
>>80843087
>WAHHHH They're insulting my flicks!!!
>>80843252
spiderman was a real jerk
>>80843252
So is Raimi directing these again?
deadpool blown the fuck out
guardians of the galaxy 2 blown the fuck out
spider man 6 blown the fuck out
real reddit kino wins again
>>80841702
>Some autustic kid turned your 5/10 poster to a 10/10 in less than an hour
Tweet this pic at everyone involved.
>mfw they turn Peter Parker into a redditor
>mfw at some point in the film there will be a reference to reddit
Dubs proves it
Why did Tony Stark only put 20 dollars into Spider-Man's suit?
>>80843252
It was a different time.
>>80843376
Did you print the picture and cut it with a school scissor?
>>80843376
Why even bother?
>>80842760
>in a thread about capeshit
>bitches when someone mentions capeshit
>>80843376
You really couldn't take 2 minutes with a soft masking brush to get rid of the jaggies?
>>80843231
This, SM3 isn't nearly as bad as the memers here make it out to be. TASM1/2 both sucked, the second even worse than the first.
>>80843376
>>80843075
>trump tower erased
How desperate are they?
>>80843480
Holy shit kid
Just stop.
>>80843580
Never stop, /tv/
heres a template you can use guys (:
has someone informed the friendly neighbourhood reddit for more ebin memes?
>>80843580
He's a big spiderguy
>>80841892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4ouPGGLI6Q
>>80843580
TELL ME ABOUT SPIDEY
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?
>>80843162
HAHAHA
>>80843662
Did you print the picture and chew it with your teeth?
>yesterday
>Justice League teasers drop out of nowhere
>"QUICK RELEASE THE MEMEIANS OF REDDIT 2 POSTER!!! THATLL SHOW EM!!"
>no one gives a shit
>today
>teasers continue leading onto the Kino tomorrow
>"REEEE UHHH PUT THE REDDIT MAN UNIFINSHED DEADPOOL COPY POSTER OUT!!!"
>no one gives a shit
kek
>>80841779
His feet
>>80841988
Hitlerdubs have spoken
>>80843708
I print pictures of actresses and chew those with my teeth, why?
>>80841768
>Taiwanese basket weaving forum
Jesus Christ kek
>>80841702
good work
but it gives me vertigo
would never fly irl
Heres a non-shitty cutout
>>80843736
Welcome to 4chan, can I get you anything? Crab legs maybe?
>>80841705
Yeah, Deviant Art tier tbqh
The Alien poster is pretty neat, but I don't find anything special about any of these really.
.
>>80843924
doesn't work 2bh
way too far out to show the headphones masking the noise
>>80843769
Of all the names you guys call it I find that one most funny. And FYI I've been on this site for 7 years :(
>>80843924
>>80843716
>no one gives a shit
Funny
>>80844071
does this work?
>>80842233
Basically spider mans touch will pierce through any humans skin
>>80844152
NOICE
>>80844152
At least use a clean copy of the background image without the tiny Spiderman on the tower.
>>80844194
You do know you can pay to have something trending, right?
>>80844194
>killthebill
>think cuckatino is finally making 3rd kill bill flick
>healthcare shit
>
>>80844208
no
but the idea is right. something like picture related :^)
>>80844194
>Nuncamas
What?
>>80844194
Why are we talking about capeshit when it's the 11th anniversary of mother fucking Hannah Montana!
Shin Spiderman
>>80844319
Apparently not if your DC or WB
>>80844302
I just copied it from the thread, but here
>Ugh well we can't make Peter a minority so we'll just make everyone else one - the movie
No thanks.
>>80844400
I like how it lines up perfectly
>>80843123
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Millennial_whoop
you millennials always out yourself as the cancer that you are
>>80844412
>Lets make Flash a short latino
>How about we use Randy instead?
>Nah
>Lets make Liz a Black
>How about we use Gloria Grant instead?
>Nah
>Lets make Ned a fat Asian
>How about we use Ganke?
>Nah
>Lets make MJ a Latina (?)
>How about we use Michelle?
>Nah
>Lets make Shoker a Black
>How about we use Prowler?
>Nah
It's been like 14 years since I paid for a cape movie, seems my streak is unstoppable
>>80844607
damn fine shop
>>80841066
it certainly looks a lot better than the other spiderman movies
>>80844400
>>80844607
absolute kino
>>80841702
dude, tweet this shit straight to marvel and every single piece of shit involved with the movie. Let the shitstorm rain on some poor intern scumbag that made this
>>80844705
>that one hand
>>80843588
I doubt you could see Trump Tower from that view. Its probably exactly east of the fictitious A Tower
>>80843588
>Being this much of a trump sperg
kek
>>80841066
based spidey
>>80845098
lmao, saw that now
>>80845065
>>80841200
>>80841130
>>80841113
>Finally a poster that is not orange/blue with a gorillon actor faces plastered in it plus FT. Robert Downey Jr. before director's name
>/tv/ underage retards shit on it for no reason
color me surprised.
Although i accept >>80841702 is a great improvement. reminds me of 90's movie posters.
>>80845065fuck you
>>80841066
So much CG. Looks like a bland time for everyone.
>>80841080
Do you people even know what you're complaining about?
>>80845305
He's laughing at Marvel for sinking and burning while DC reigns supreme.
>>80845305
He's just one of the sheep who posts/creates:
>HAHAHAHAHHA
>JUST
>Movies where Unrelated topic is discussed with no mod intervention
>What did he mean by this?
>>80843075
He seems a little big...
>>80845065
You have to spoil it to attract (You)s, dude.
>>80841066
New York is the ugliest fucking city in the world.
>>80845404
we call that template posting thank you very much!
>>80843252
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>80845065
fuck
>>80843193
No those are aliens
>>80841066
>>80845431
tap kek
>>80841066
But that's NY they're on the Washington Monument in the trailer
>>80843075
No it isn't. Lmao
>>80841066
>>80845615
The feels, man
One of the colleagues of these 2 used to (might still) frequent the nederdraad on /int/
>>80845745
Das a small spidey
>>80841702
Even the Fucking mask looks bad CGI im saving this for creativity. thanks anon.
>>80845980
Toppest of keks
>>80845980
Now this is quality.
>>80841066
>marvel turning spidey into deadpool
JUST
>>80842499
He was a quipping boomer 50 years ago, but I'm sure (You) already knew that.
>>80841066
i am really starting to get sick of spiderman
toby was great
garfield was shit
and now there's another standalone ALREADY. FFS
>>80846513
To be honest, Spider-man was Deadpool before Deadpool
>>80845980
You magnificent bastard
>>80841702
yeah but now hes not lying down
>>80846576
It's clearly not a standalone, but yes, I agree with the general premise, as do most people. Garfield's Spiderman will be forgotten pretty quickly
>>80842599
Jesus fucking Christ I forgot how terrible Electro's theme song, or whatever you want to call it, was. appreciated what they were trying to do with his character though.
>>80841892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i5P8lrgBtcU
>>80843540
SM3 is hated because of the cringey scenes where Peter turns emo and dances, even though that was clearly meant to be cringey.
>>80846716
THEY LIED TO ME
>>80841892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFjuPbCShBw
>>80846712
How is it not a standalone? He is getting his own film, which is what I assume the poster is about.
>>80841988
You've done it now
>>80845543
>template posting
pretty hypocrite way to say forcing a meme
Y'all mind if I yeet?
>>80841066
>>80841066
D-Did he forget he was still wearing his costume?
Is this going to be a movie that is just about him as a normal high school kid who happens to be Spider-Man, but it is never acknowledged that he's Spider-Man, and he goes everywhere dressed as Spider-Man with normal clothes over his suit? That would be a bold choice.
>>80841956
That should have happened when the leaks happened and Sony Japan actually bothered to check how retarded the people in charge of Sony Pictures really are.
>>80847801
This is the worst thing to have ever come out of this board
>>80841386
MUH, MUH COMICBOOK FILMS
HAHAHAH YOU FUCKING NIGGER DORK. NECK YOURSELF YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT HAHAHAHAHA
>>80843075
>Spiderman awkwardly holding onto a ledge with weirdly bright and obvious CGI
Nah, it's still trash-tier
>>80843252
someone should edit the date to be 9.11.2001
>>80841892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4fgGZEggxE
>>80841702
This is legit better and a good poster.
The people we let run our entertainment are idiots and hacks.
>>80841702
Other than the water under the right leg this is legit a better poster.
Burn Hollywood.
>>80841066
Is it so hard to have the actor in an actual suit instead of green screening 90% of the movie like what the fuck...
>>80841066
upvote reddit style!
>>80842599
Marvlel could learn a thing or two about making movies that look good from this flick desu
It genuinely is more visually appealing than anything Marvel has made
>>80849357
it looks like shit, what the fuck are you talking about.
>>80849458
It's a meme you dip
>>80849458
Compared to pic related it's Hitchcock-tier.
>>80849357
>It genuinely is more visually appealing than anything Marvel has made
Uh, no?
>>80848522
Can't not think of based Tropic Thunder when I hear this.
Also we all lost.
>>80847801
holy shit I'm dying
>>80841066
This looks fucking bad.
Give Spiderkino back to Raimi.
>>80845152
no one cares about your shitty opinion you stupid weeeaboo faggot
>>80845065
Kys
>>80849535
see
>>80850266
Why everyone refers to Civil War when Doctor Strange and Guardians 2 has amazing visuals is beyond me.
>>80841066
lol they have no shame putting the Avengers building there. Desperate much?
>>80845065
Asshole.
>>80843158
>>80846702
nice
>>80842356
hate to fucking inform you. normal people lie on their side. now fuck off.
>>80842320
> He watches movies
You can't get plebbier than this
>>80841779
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NFQCYpIHLNQ
>>80842272
>>80845460
Are you the most failure man on earth?
>>80841066
>old white men think putting headphones on a main character makes them instantly relatable to teens and guaranteed sales
This stupid trend needs to stop. Also is that Deadpool in Spidey's costume?
>>80845065
sneaky
>>80841066
>>80841702
I think the original more accurately portrays how their intention with his character in this movie. He's more down to earth and relaxed in the original and makes him more human, while the edited version focuses more on awe and his larger-than-life qualities.
>>80845460
fuck you
>>80845065
>80845065
fuck you /v/
>>80841493
Who the fuck is that?
>>80842792
Mashiro is OLEV.
>>80841702
Holy shit Marvel cant even poster
>>80844327
It's and Argentinian thing. It's the anniversary of the last dictatorship there was
Nem cancerous meme?
>>80850944
For him use the same screenplay in every sequel?
>>80844334
>Hannah Montana premiered 11 years ago
>>80846513
Spiderman is basically Deadpool without the gore, the sex and the 4th wall breaking.
>>80845065
douche
>>80858154
>Spiderman is basically Deadpool without the gore
>>80842599
why did spider-man's arm short circuit when he got zapped the first time?
obligatory
>>80858154
Other than the costume there's 0 thing they share
>>80841702
Now it just looks like he is leaning against a wall and the photo was taken on an angle.
>>80841892
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5ONTXHS2mM
>>80858591
His web slinger shorting out.
>>80852142
>Why everyone refers to Civil War when Doctor Strange and Guardians 2 has amazing visuals is beyond me.
Narrative control.
>>80841066
>sloping horizon
Dropped!
>>80843075
Look how far we've come.... and for what?
>>80863224
I thought his bubble butt was a little too much.
>>80863316
Raimi's never coming back... feels shit man
I pray he will direct Black Adam or Shazam for DC over at New Line.. he would kill at a Shazam/BA movie.
>>80863548
Raimi seems like he doesn't care anymore. He just produces shitty projects like Ash vs Evil dead just to keep his friends working.
>>80843580