>"You alright, dad?"

>>80839520
DONT DROP MY LEG

>>80839520
This episode was pure kino

>>80839568
Legit pure kino.

did he eat too much?

>>80839520
>Implying you wouldnt violently vomit if you had to witness that living waste and smell the fumes emanating from his lower limbs in the room where he spends all of his time

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>>80839610
>taking the thread this seriously.

he had a TIA afaik.

reminder that its reality television, the fat people gained weight specifically to get an episode, they were paid tens of thousands and directed to be as disgusting/abhorrent as possible for entertainment purposes

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>>80839586
>>80839568
This scene was purest of the pure kino.

>His poor old dad retching into a bucket (presumably after smelling James)
>James sitting there with no intention of moving, not much pain in his face
>James' brother hanging up on him when he told him their dad went to the hospital

>>80839784
him being kept in a room with 2 terrariums full of other pets speaks volumes about his parents mindset

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>>80839784
His dad had a stroke.

Although, it probably was brought on by the smell of his putrid fucking legs and the cumulative effect of the gigantic emotional burden of having a morbidly obese, selfish idiot for a son.

no american father should live to see his son fatter than him.

>>80839936
the fuck

How the hell does it get this bad?

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>>80839936
>dad remortgages his house to give his son a chance of losing weight
>ends up gaining 150lbs instead of losing any weight, turning into an 850lb monstrosity
I feel really bad for his dad. Can you imagine having a son THAT selfish?

At least it seemed like his wife was going to eventually leave him.

>>80839719
proofs?

What the fuck is wrong with his legs?

Where can I rewatch this?

>>80839936
Just put them down at this point.

>>80839784
how can people with no job afford to kill them selfs with the bad foods ? america wtf?

>>80840078
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFPsiFomaK8

keks abound

>>80839969
He just pisses/shits on himself, he's accustomed to having a team of others tackle his hygiene.

also
>>80839719
is full of shit, at least in this instance, since James' wounds are clearly the product of years of neglect.

>>80840114
Literally welfare. Almost half of households have food stamps.

Yet pinko liberals still defend such programs.

>>80839936
looks like the hamburger meat is leaking at the back there

>>80840204
We needs mo' money fo dem programs

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>>80840175
fucking hell

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>>80839987
Being a parent is suffering
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_OAPW97mFc

>>80839936

what is that stuff on his legs?

And how does it get this bad? I eat terribly and dont exercise at all, I weigh like 230. How is this possible? Do you literally just not move at all for years?

>>80839936
>This is a 10/10 in America

>>80840513
cellulitis. probably from bed sores/ bad circulation/ tight skin.

>>80839719
The weight loss surgery is paid for, and participants have the option of having the network pay for the cost of moving to Texas, or having them pay for the first month's rent + security deposit on an apartment/home once they move.

>>80840114
Shitty food is the cheapest food. A burger from McDonald's is one of the most calorie efficient foods you can buy in terms of calories per dollar.

>>80840605
Not really. The cheapest stuff you can buy in terms of dollars per calorie is stuff like rice and pasta, fast food is actually pretty expensive to live off compared to cooking for yourself

>>80840513
>eat bad and terrible more
>Soon you're 300 lbs
>OOPS I BROKE AN ANKLE GOTTA SIT ON THE COUCH
>300 turns into 400 your parents take care of you because of the ankle you'll be better once its done
>Heart attack or something happens or maybe another broken leg plus stress from being an obese piece of shit
>400 lbs and still in bed turns into 450 and so on
>Doesn't help this person probably has a developmental disability making him idiotic
All the developmental disabled kids i taught were fucking HUGE all they did was fucking eat

>>80839987
at least the dad is going to die soon

>>80840513
he literally doesnt move an inch at all, the weight of his legs cuts off circulation to his extremities and the flesh DIES. He is literally a zombie

MUH

If they can't get up to feed themselves, why don't you just stop feeding them more than the bare-minimum?

>>80840513
>And how does it get this bad?
Mostly stupidly/delusion about how big they really are.

>sure, i'm 500lbs...but i can still fit behind the wheel of my car
>i can even walk round the block

>>80839520
"Just a taste, james" you say as he continues slurping down his gravy. "We both need out breakfast, correct?" Faintly nodding his approval, you get eye level with the yellowed crust flake on his toe. "An appetizer", you say. James eyes light up and he inquires, "where?" Ignoring him, you slide the tip of your tongue up the edge of the flake, a small piece breaks off and becomes soggy as moisture is returned. Swallowing it, you tilt your head to the left and align your bottom teeth under the crust, moving slightly forward and slicing off the whole piece. "Mm" James grunts as the flake slides under your tongue, the oniony piece turning spongy. You swallow, but with an audible gulp - as large as it is, it didn't go down easy. "Now for the main course" you say wryly. James beady eyes dart all over the room past his plate of gravy and steak, desperately looking for a fuller meal. Holding your nose up to the fold of his legs you take a deep smell all the way into your core. Cheese, mayonnaise and the smell of full rot enter your lungs. You gag, but you will not be denied your feast. Taking one of the leg pustules into your mouth, you bite down hard - thick, yellow pus shoots into your throat and strikes your uvula. With the taste of pure rot, your gag helps the half mouthful of disease get down your throat and into your stomach. This feels wonderful, as you haven't eaten in a day. Finally you pull apart the crux of his legs do reveal half an inch of incredibly thick goop lining the folds. "Laygs" was said from the corpulent James but you barely notice. Sliding a finger into the goop, you happily place it into your mouth and suckle it down. No longer can you help it and you go hog wkld, drinking mouthfuls of what used to be skin and fat down your hungry throat. Stomach full and picking your teeth of bits of flesh, you kiss James deeply through the remnants of sausage and gravy lining his lips. Falling asleep on his huge fatpad, well, today was bliss.

>>80840826
because their care takers are also fat retards 98% of the time

>>80840905
it's not just that they're fat retards, they're also kind of dependent a lot of the time too

for example, jame's wife just got out of an abusive relationship and didn't work, so was dependent on her husband's disability allowance

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>Girlfriend walks in with chinese takeout
>Literally exclaim 'foooood!!'

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>>80840946
don't kid yourself, anon

>>80840998
You need lose 150 pound in three week.

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>>80839520
>Demoshits unironically think we all have an obligation to pay his expenses

>>80840998
Wait...the fat guy in the OP has a gf?

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>>80841068
>give me one

>>80840854
Nauseakino

>>80840998
>Anon I'm going to get the test results, I expect you to lose about 50 pounds when I come back

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>>80839784
This is like some horror/Sci fi shit. Wouldn't be out of place in resident evil 7

>>80841092
And two children.
He literally cucked another man, made him take care of his kids for the worst years (0-5)

>>80839719
Yeah. We all know morbidly obese people do not exist in real life

>>80840199
>neglect

fuck off. having a 40 year old fat fuck leeching off you in a bed in the next room shouldnt be any parents responsibility.

>>80841164
And people over 600 pounds aren't by default disgusting slobs either, they play it up for the camera

>>80841092

He stole her from another guy who was abusive.

Now she's in another abusive relationship. Broken people, anon.

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>>80841092
please no

>>80841159
>>80841241
Holy...fuck. And i can't even get a date.

>>80841207
>And people over 600 pounds aren't by default disgusting slobs either

You can't be serious.

Why do fat people go grey so quickly?

>>80841298

She's fat and broken and legit dumb. You're better off alone.

>>80841092
Yeah dude. Most people do. wait you aren't actually single are you?

>>80841298
I bet you can.
Either your standards are too high or you don't attempt like a pussy
>>80841302
Are YOU serious?

>>80840695
>All the developmental disabled kids i taught were fucking HUGE all they did was fucking eat

lol probably because previous workers relied entirely upon primary reinforcers. That fuckin sucks.

>>80840694
B-but, my internet cliche

>>80841318
because their skin is actually dying/rotting/infected really badly

>>80841329
>Yeah dude. Most people do. wait you aren't actually single are you?
Yeah.
>>80841331
>or you don't attempt like a pussy
This. I'm a sperg.

>>80840605
Recent studies have actually shown you can eat fresh, cheaper than you can eat fast food or microwave meals. You just might have to eat the same meal two or three days in a row.

>>80841191
I'm talking about neglecting himself. He's a disgusting fucking burden

this thread literally had me autistically discussing why these people shouldn't be allowed to live after a certain point out loud

>>80840204
Quit making shit up. There are 117 million households in the U.S. 15.7 million use SNAP. That's 7.5%, not 50%.

>>80840694
Pastas still have a shit ton of calories.

Is totally possible to become a whale on bread and pastas.
Sugary drinks are horrible too.

>>80839719
Stop with this pasta already, retard.

>>80841498
>Recent studies
Kek, don't need a study to go to the fucking grocery store and read the prices

>>80841331

They're so fat they can't wash themselves, they can't keep their fat folds clean. They can barely walk let alone clean. Are you seriously claiming they're not disgusting slobs?

>>80840175
Jesus Christ I dry heaved when the fluids were pouring out of his legs and I'm a goddam plumber. God damn just kill the son of a bitch. The family friend helping him bathe? What the actual fuck I'd never step foot in that house.

>>80841765
It was sarcasm you fucking moron.
Look at the post I was replying to.

>>80841138
I legitimately don't know why this image keeps getting posted in threads like this.

>>80841915
cancer

>>80841791
Is fucking surreal.

Is probably somebody that knew him when he was younger but still.
Theres got to be a limit.

>>80841859
I don't know either but I saved it. It's aesthetic as fuck

Is his wife a "feeder"?

>>80840175
This link doesn't work for me. Anyone have an alternate?

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>>80841915
>you can either be a narcissistic braindead cunt or a genius slob
>there's no middle points in my 10 year old mind

>>80841915
> you can't exercise and do anything else worthwhile at the same time
Just terrible
> using the "we'll all be dead in X years anyway" excuse
disgusting.

>>80839520
>Be old ass man.
>Puke and have a strike in front of my son.
>He cannot even get up, just yells across the room.
>Realize I will probrably die soon and my son will die shortly after.
>Mortgage my home so he can get help in amother state.
>Son spends the money and gains another 100lbs.
:(

Be honest if you were his dad what would you do?.

Like is either killing him and go to jail or or murder suicide.

Jail doesnt sound so bad, at least there you dont have to take care of a disgusting human slob.

I guess running away is also a choice.

>>80842217

i would just leave him the money to the operation with a letter telling him that i love him but i cant help him anymore, then leave and start somewhere else without him

>>80842217
>Like is either killing him and go to jail or or murder suicide.
Why bother killing someone if they're actively killing themselves anyway? Doesn't make much sense to go to jail over killing a guy who could've died any fucking day.

Realistically it'd make sense to just cut ties and do your own thing. But that's still your son, so it's going to weigh (teehee) on you nonetheless.

>>80841596
That's 13.4%. Glad to see that brilliant american education in action.

>>80841915
/fit/ must've had a shitfest when this came out.

>>80839936
PIZZAHUT'S CHEESY CRUST™

>>80839784
Is this a Hoarders crossover episode?

>>80842217
>I guess running away is also a choice.
One day, just get up and leave.
Take your belongings that you can salvage from that shitty house and never look back.

>>80839936
Didn't his daughter have to drop out of school to help out this fat piece of shit?

>>80841977
God bless the man. I mean really buddy is willing to do that he's a fucking Saint.

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>>80842621
>>80841977

i had a friend who was almost like that, he got a tumor to top his situation, i went to visit him at the hospital and we talked a little then his mom asked me to wash him and i was like "no way" then i left, i never came back and he died some weeks later, i later found out he left me stuff on his will but i never went to pick it up nor showed up my face out of shame, i still regret not being there for him as he was a close friend

when I die that will be one of my many regrets, if there is a heaven may god forgive me

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>>80840694
this, I've basically been on a fast food diet my entire life

>mfw 150lbs

>mfw he was an entire foot too wide to fit in the back of a fucking van

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>>80840175
Whats your excuse?

>>80840409
How's his pussywound these days?

>>80842217

Literally force that bitch to stop enabling him so badly and make him eat less and healthier
The weight will literally drop off him

He could do nothing about it lel

>>80842718
Naw nigga that's asinine that she'd even ask. Why couldn't she do it? She was likely the one that got him in that situation or at least contributed to it.

>>80840600
>cellulitis
I'll never google that shit again.

>>80842899
Anon d-don't...

>>80841915
>If someone is going to write you off because you're too fat, or too thin, or you have weird knees
Or muscular??

>>80839897

*his wife's mindset

I hope Dr. Now gets paid hundreds of thousands of dollars just for being on the show. His talents could be best used elsewhere, but instead he's playing babysitter to all these hamplanets.

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>be 450lbs
>neet, lots heath issues
>not american, Italian so people expect better
>other day
>get hungry
>decide to go and get myself some fast food
>dad sees me struggling to get out of the door
>'Son are you going to McDonalds again? Have you ever thought about getting a happy meal, it is less calories?'
>can hear a crushing sadness in his voice
>CLEAR all he wants is me to TRY and lose weight
>doesn't realise how depressed I am
>waddle to McDonalds
>buy 2 happy meals, a big mac meal and a chocolate sundae
>decide to take one of the happy meal toys home as proof that I am trying
>get home and put the toy on my bedside cabinet
>leave a note that says 'only 500 calories today'
>tfw I have left that note for 7 weeks hoping my parents see and acknowledge me trying

feel bad for this guy
My legs don't have gangrene but they do hurt a lot and sometimes make popping noise

Oh god, it doesn't help that this guy has the whiniest, most annoying fuck voice ever. Just listen to this shit.

54:13 if the embed link doesn't skip ahead proprely

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFPsiFomaK8&t=54m13s

>>80841859
First I thought that it's about fat people just being meat, but that's not right, they're just encased grease. Then I reminded that this kind of bovine meat is one of the most if not the most expensive meat in the world.

>>80843179
Lose some weight, Mario, that's insanely obese even in the fattest places in America.

>>80839987
Who the fuck bought him the food?

>>80842861
have one, senpai

>people with crippling psychological problems are allowed to reach 600 pounds without professional intervention

jesus, fuck all the ''slippery slope' crap, they obviously have untreated eating disorders and likely depression

>>80843179

learn to cook and stop going to fucking micky Ds

respect your heritage you prick, eat some fucking pasta and homemade sauce

>>80843408

Dr Now recommends for his patients to get therapy, but I don't think all of them either care or can afford it.

>>80843179
C'mon man. Its never too late, life goes on until you draw tour last breath. Just stop eating 3 hours before bed, eat hearty and big meals, not tiny ones. And replace drinks with water. Bam, keep doing that FOREVER NOT FOR A WEEK OR SOME SHIT, and you'll be human again

>>80842718
you should have helped at least, yeah

>>80843179
you can lose weight easily when you're that fat. Instead of getting 3 meals and a chocolate sundae just get 2 meals and a sprite or something. You will feel hungry the first week probably, but you will see results real quick. That's how I lost a lot of weight. You can still eat like shit, but just eat LESS of it. Until you get down.

>>80843179
You will end up like him if you continue

>>80840696
as well as the son

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>>80843179
kek what a loser

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>>80840605
This is a meme spread by liberals to make sure fatties don't have to be held accountable for their laziness and poor choices.

For the price of a McDouble (Roughly $1.19) you can get
>a pound of brown rice
or
>a pound of lentils
or
>pasta
or
>a pound of any kind of beans

Fresh veggies are also cheap as fuck.

You can get a 4-pack of chicken leg quarters for around $3 where I live.

Doing the math, a person can eat for a week off

2 packs of leg quarters - $6
1 lb Brown Rice - $1.20
1 lb lentils - $ 1.50
Large greek yogurt - $5.00
Raw oats - $2.00
Various veggies - $10.00

These fatties spend that much money per DAY on fast food. Probably a lot more than that, actually.

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K I N O

>>80843775
Forgot to say, that's around $25 (not including taxes) for that much food

>>80839520
They need to cast him as the Baron in the upcoming Dune film

>>80842718
I'm sure your friend would have been just as uncomfortable about that shit as you would've been man

So what's the record, who's the heaviest that was ever on the show?

>>80843775

these people cant cook to even a basic level

telling them to buy ingredients is like telling the average person to buy a whole cow and butcher it

>>80842718
I'm not sure, man. I'd probably feel shitty too, but it could also depend on what kind of a person your friend was. What I mean is he might not have wanted you to see him in that state.

>>80842718
wait what? you feel guilty for not cleaning your "buddys" disgusting body? Dude you have nothing to be ashamed of, no normal person would demand such absurd things

>>80840605

>i have never bought my own groceries: the post.

>>80843179
You don't want to end up on this freak show don't you?

>>80839936
EUTHANIZE

>>80842718

Yeah you should definitely feel bad for not scrubbing a dying walrus' gooch mate.

>>80843907
Heaviest I've seen was Sean, 1003 pounds

>every time i open my eyes i thank nurgle for another day

i didn't believe you at first TV but you're right, this is kino

>>80843902
>>80843962
>>80843980
>>80844119

I regret not coming back to see him or talk to him out of fear his mom would ask me to do another thing like that or something.

>>80842718
You visited him in the hospital. No reason why you should have had to do it and not the nurses.

Still, I'm sorry bubba

>>80841680
Kek'd

>>80843179
>>leave a note that says 'only 500 calories today'
>>tfw I have left that note for 7 weeks hoping my parents see and acknowledge me trying

They're not acknowledging you trying because you're not. I used to be fat, and I used to tell people all the time about how I was going to try some new diet or exercise routine, and I never fucking stuck with it.

I believe psychologists have actually shown that talking about starting a diet/exercising provides the same self-fulfillment that actually doing it does.
So every time you talk a big game about what you're going to do, you're getting that self-fulfillment without any of the work.

The best thing to do (and what worked for me) was to stop talking and start doing. People will notice.

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>>80841915
>in 50 years we'll all be saggy
>implying

>>80843927
Yeah, I'm sure that's the excuse that keeps them from doing it.

A lot of them on the show actually can. They just cook shit like fried foods, or gigantic portions of otherwise nutritious foods.

If you can cook at all, you can cook what I posted.

>>80843179
That made me sad. I wish you get better!

>>80840605
>McDonald
>Cheap
Nice joke m8

>>80839784
would have smothered him with a pillow years ago if it were my son

>>80844631
You shit yourself if you are killed. You willing to risk it on the 800 pound man?

>>80844631

wonder what sort of life insurance policy you can get on a 600 pound mass of purification

>>80840854
That was disgusting

>>80844716
>insurance
>on a thing that can die at any moment due to heart failure

>>80844790
THANKS OBAMACARE

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>>80843775
i looked up these "people"s channel, appareantly one of the creatures locked up her brothers german shepherd in a tiny van, it escaped and was taken to the pound, where it was euthanized

Can't even watch this stuff. Its literally the saddest thing

>>80843179
Dude, seriously? You don't even need to do anything, just stop fucking eating.
As long as you have a normal calorie intake, human body cannot sustain such weight.

>>80844933

im 15 minutes into james and its legit tough going

his poor daughter is being ruined for life and he doesnt give a fuck, its heartbreaking

>>80839520
Why don't they just fucking stop feeding him?

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>>80840854

>>80844686
a temporary setback that will be worth it in the long term

>>80844979
Make sure you watch it all, it's pure kino when he starts squealing like a stuck hog and crying about
>MUH LAYEGGS

>>80843775
THICC
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>>80844686
He shits himself everyday, at least it would be the last big shit.

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>>80844933
Fuck off my mom has cancer no fault of her own (doesn't drink or smoke, eats fairly healthy). This fuck head brought his pain on himself.

I probably should have responded to those your mom will die if you don't respond memes.

>>80844459
IMAGINE

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whos hyped for the episode where the lard falls off the golf cart?

>>80839784
I don't think aliens could ever understand this.

>>80843178

Most of them end up losing weight and dramatically improving their lives, pieces of shit like James are an exception.

>>80843207
Yeah, he does have the classic whiny voice. Initially I thought he was just being whiny, but there was some blood after they squeezed him through that door, so maybe his skin is falling off and giving him horrible pains.

>>80840854
I fucking hate that this is pasta now.

>can i have my other burger?

there's an other burger?!

>>80839936
>dad remortgages house as a means of making for his mistake of overfeeding
the father was in it for 2 minutes and he had the most character developement out of all of them

>>80845336

>makes his slavecow unwrap it for him

Living the life lads.

>>80845373

Also

>aww you only got me one eggroll
>no I got you two
>oh
>Couldn't see it as it was on the back of the plate perched on his everest gut

>>80839784
Comfy as fuck.

who /800caloriediet/ here?

My 24yo autistic sister is at 330lb
trying to persuade my mum to stop buying utter shit is impossible - parents got her onto a limited diet of little more than pizza, sausages, cereal and sweets
>mfw try stop mum buying choc spread and hear "what is she supposed to do? Starve? She has no life!" which is partly true but a healthy autistic life is better than dead
subbed to the local gym, my sister actively fights back to avoid going, and fat people are very strong
literally walking her up and down the road outside is all I can get her to do

>>80839520
I entirely blame the parents of young people like this as they have the most control/influence over the kid who is basically addicted to sugar/fat/salt

>most people hate fat fucks
>somehow sociopathic boogie2988 managed to thrive on sympathy clicks and "humor"

how?

>>80842029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZuBPvq1mCo

>>80843179
Anon, sorry to hear that. But coming from someone that used to be obese, trust me you CAN lose that weight, it isn't hard, I wanna punch my past self for taking it so far out of fear for trying, thinking I would never get anywhere, but you fucking will.

I did it while being depressed, I didn't have a job, friends or a social life whatsoever, I was inside all day long and did nothing, my mental willpower to get anything done was just about nothing. But one day I just decided that I would change my diet and that was all I did. I stopped eating bread, stopped drinking dairy products, ate fruit for breakfast and ate normal meals for dinner. After 3 months of this I had already lost 30 pounds and I was hardly trying.

I kept it up after that and started going on walks about 5 months in, 11 months in I had lost 105 pounds. It wasn't even hard, the only hard part was getting to the mental state where I was ready to commit to the first step and keep it going for long enough to see how quickly I would get results.

You can do it, anon. I promise you.

>>80839520
it's his fault anyway

>>80841634
not all pasta is white pasta. You want the kind with lots of fiber.

But brown rice is the best food supplement, since it leaves you feeling full, and regulating blood sugar balance through lots of fibers.

You can't really go wrong with dishes involving brown rice+chicken/fish, unless you're purposefully trying to sabotage your body.

>>80843179

You're gonna carry that weight.

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>>80845416
>When you're disappointed there's only one egg roll
>When you realize there is another egg roll hiding behind the mountain of food you already have

>>80839520
I really feel like we should just euthanize people who are this fat and shitty at life.

What's his granny wife's endgame? Some insurance money or something? Extreme fetish?

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>>80845666
took advantage of "nerd culture"

>"hey look, this morbidly obese retard likes all the same shit we do! and he acts over the top about it!"

>>80845666
You never know if the next boogie video is the last one.
That's the thrill of being a boogie subscriber

>>80845940
i just follow three trainwrecks: dsp, manvsgame and boogie. of these three, i don't watch boogie at all unless it's some sort of crybaby excuse video, he's too normie and predictable.

>>80842718
clearely he understood, that's why he left you stuff.

>>80846004
dsp is performance art at the highest level

>>80842899
Still weeping a liquid cheese I heard.

>>80846042
i know, i was hoping that pregnancy & mortgage vlogs will come sooner but there's still time.

>>80843775
post her nudes

>>80843259
That's tuna meat, not cow meat. That knife is only for cutting tuna.

>>80843179
Sad!

>>80845931
It's some corrupted form of her caregiver motherly instincts. Part of her brain is telling her that she's taking care of a huge fucking baby, and she probably does get some kind of satisfaction from doing it, same way a mother feels satisfied when she knows her baby has been fed.

>>80843775
Is she a beluga or what

>>80842752
You probably don't eat a lot of it, or if you think you do, you're really not. I've never seen a "I can eat whatever I want and not gain weight" person ever eat a lot of food.

>>80846209
>well, that's what it takes to make him...full.

i shuddered

Any way to track what's James K been doing these days?

>>80846209
Plus she'll most likely not find anyone else at her age

>>80845183
Imagine if James had actually fallen off the gurney and lay in the ambulance zone, crushed to death by his own weight, unable to even turn his head.

>>80846222
there's a sonar in that bulge

>>80840175
HOW DO BURGERS GET THIS LARGE?!

And why is it so much more common in burgerland? Europe has tons of fast food and high fructose corn syrup nowadays. I don't get it

>>80846392
fat=bad is liberal propaganda

>>80843179
>>be 450lbs
>>not american, Italian so people expect better
even americans expect better than 450 bruv

>>80846445
No. Getting so obese that you have to pull your daughter out of school to clean your smelly cracks, crusts and bowel movements does = bad

>>80844933
Sad? It's fucking disgraceful. The only people I feel any pity for are those who have to put up with this 850lb burden.
Even then, they should just let him die/ disown him. If he has any dignity at all, he would end himself.

>>80846445
>fat=bad is liberal propaganda
You fucking what? Fat is bad. This is a fact.

>>80840175
you can't lie your way out of a heart attack

>>80840749
I don't think you've ever seen necrotic flesh in your life.

>>80843179
Non possono I tuoi semplicemente cucinare per te se vogliono monitorare la tua dieta?

>>80846445

t. fat cunt

everytime he goes "MUH LEGS" i just want to bash his fucking face in. i would murder him if he were my dad

>>80846331
Deleting waifu threads.

>>80839936
He is turning into a burger

>>80843179
Dude get help. There's literally all the info you need to lose weight easy on the internet, even just on /fit/ sticky. There's also /fat/ general, where fattys help each other to lose weight. Nigga get yourself together, do it for your parents.

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>>80839520
This is part of why I am deathly afraid of having children.

God hates me too much to give me a normal kid. I would get a kid with ALS or a kid like this who does nothing but waste away. Its too painful.

I didnt ask for this feeling... i would rather be tortured in hell for 1,000 years than to look upon the face of my dumb, suffering child

>>80842024
>Is his wife a feeder
She might not have been but she sure as hell is now

>>80847099
well now I understand why my father loathes me I guess, I'm not fat just a piece of shit in general but damn.

>>80841915
Going to the gym, on a good day, takes an extra 75 minutes cycling back home(I can usually get a lift down.)

So 20 minutes in, plus 60 mins in the gym if I'm fast, plus 75 home,

And it never feels like a loss because of how much it clears you head and makes you happier and more productive during whatever time you have left.

In case anyone thinks the comic's argument holds water.

But christ do I hate living about 3 miles beyond the cities bus route and wanting to avoid the car trap.

>>80839936
I want to shoot this thing in the hrad

That is literally my first instinctive reaction to seeing this abominatiin

>>80843927
No really, because it's fucking simple. They shouldn't be coddled.

>>80845612
My sister is well on her way to being a star on this show too. But it wasn't our parents who did it to her. She met a guy (on this website) and moved a thousand miles away to be with him. He's even fatter, so he's been fatting her up for years just to keep her from leaving him.

I rescued her once, and on the drive back she just kept bitching and moaning about how -I- was ruining her life by taking her away from him, when SHE is the one who called me for rescue.

She secretly kept in contact with him and sent her paycheck to him instead of helping with our own bills.
Then one day she had him come get her without telling anyone.

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>Wife comes through the door with Chinese food.
>Shouts "FOOD!" at the top of his lungs

>>80847310

IT WAS FRIED!!!!!!!!!!!

>>80840175
Can't they just leave him there to rot?
Can they go to jail if they did this?

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>>80843179
>>be 450lbs
stop eating you fat fuck

>>80839719
there are news stories about this sack of shit going back 3 or 4 years before this aired, retard

>>80842718
selfish desu

you shouldn't have been so cruel about it

>>80843555
Sprite would actually be worse for him than a chocolate sundae, more sugar which is worse than fat

>>80839719
wrong

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>>80847530
>240 calories in 20oz sprite
>50g sugar

>840 calories in chocolate shake
>120g sugar
I bet you're a fucking burger

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>>80840854

>>80839936
is that gangrene? What the fuck

haven't seen this show before either so forgive my ignorance

Penny was the fucking worst. James is a lazy dumb redneck fuck, but Penny was malicious in her corpulence.

>that 24/7 oxygen tank even though her O2 saturation is better than Dr Nows
>sat on her bed and made snarky remarks to the nutritionist they sent to sort out her eating
>got a cute kid to live for but still doesn't change her habits
>first thing she does when she gets home from hospital is REEEE at her poor dumb fuck husband that he didn't set up her bed right in front of the tv

>>80847264
>(on this website)

First I found your story suspicious, but that does sound like something /tv/ would do.

>>80840175
That doctor is based as fuck

>>80843179
>feel bad for this guy
not gonna make it

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>>80847828
What do you think you would taste if you ran your tongue up his crusty leg. MmmmmMMMm

>>80847659
1. You selectively chose a small drink size
2. You deliberately mistook sundae for 'shake' which is the most unhealthy item on the menu
3. You chose a large size chocolate shake to maximize portion disparity

4. You are a complete fucking faggot, not everybody is as stupid and gullible as you

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Bayley a cute A CUTE

I mean, if she lost her excess weight even more so. If only she wasn't in this horrible family. Everyone's fat or getting there.
Stop ruining this nice girl's life!

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>>80839520
>Obamacare pays for this

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Anyone with over 13% body fat should be taken out back and shot in the head.

>>80847901
Already on the track to be a fatty herself

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>>80847901
Shes thick. I got you some thicker senpai

Losing weight is easy as fuck The most important part is EATING LESS. Breakfast is a meme. Don't stuff your face with McDonald's McMuffins everyday. Wait until lunch.

Quit eating fast food.Order salads.You can eat sugars and shit, but make sure to stay under 2,000 calories.

That's the secret to losing weight

>>80839784
Christ, it's like Jabba's palace

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>>80840409
It's really fucked up how like 2 years of Social Justice will have a more serious negative effect on Chris than a fucking decade of advance 4chan trolling, really activates those almonds.

>>80841596
>15 divided by a number slightly more than 100 equals a percentage that's half of 15

>>80848001
Look at that gaping maw. Caverns measureless to man

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THICKER!!!!!

>>80839520
MUH LAYGS!!!

>>80843179
> 17 comments
> only 2 negative
> /tv/ is a board of support

Please sort yourself out Mario before your blood turns into ricotta cheese

>>80843179
But you aren't even trying, fucking eat a fruit or a vegetable.

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>>80841596
>15.7/117 = 7.5%

God damn /tv/ really is dumbest board

>>80848103

god damn lucas get it together

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>>80840175
>crossover with shipping wars to bring him to texas

>>80845894
I fucking love egg rolls and would be all smiles if I got an extra one when I ordered Chinese food.

>good fatty thread turns to blogging and health advice
Every fucking time.

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>become so fat you have trouble walking
>keep eating

I will NEVER understand.

Do fat people still have souls?

>>80848002
I don't think these fatties' problem is that they can't 'figure out' the solution to lose weight, as if they've blindly experimented for years and just didn't happen to choose the one correct diet. They just have no willpower, be it a delay in leptin release, an emotional dependence on the comfort of food, or just plain laziness. They all know how to lose weight, they just won't do it

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>>80848288
It's easy. Try it.

>>80848320
Small ones.

>>80847898
1. He suggested eating less, so obviously you're not getting a large sprite. 20oz is a medium

2,3.
sundae:
>330 cals
>48g sugar

4.
I'm still right

>>80848278
depressing...

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>>80848320
King sized

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>>80843179
My friend's sister was similar to James- not as fat as that, but still morbidly obese.

It's literal mental illness, it's a person eating themselves to death and refusing any assistance.

She died last year, must have been like 27 or 28.

To be clear:
>Suck it up and go to a therapist. You're not eating just because it's tasty, there's an underlying issue and your life will be shit if you don't get past it.
>Go to /fit/ and learn how to exercise. Go do it, even a little at a time. Keep going to /fit, for all their shitposting it really does help.

To paraphrase Thomas a Kempis, if you can control what you eat, you'll find that you can control basically anything about yourself.

Go to /fit/, learn what to eat, and learn how to exercise. It's gonna be tough, but it'll be worth it man

>>80848335
Are you sure they're not just skinny people in those big inflatable sumo suits?

>>80848385
A sundae is 190 calories faggot, you're still wrong, and still trying to make shit up

Cow can people even stomach seeing things like this? I see all that disturbing webms of people etting killed or having maggots on their skin, but someone being so fat that he starts to root is just too much

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>>80848424
They aren't. Trust me.

>>80843179
>only 500 calories today

u wot

Do you mean you only had a 500cal McDick's, or you only ate 500cals total in the day?

Because your body will go int starvation mode (and actually retain more fat) if you do the latter.

And as for the former, what the fuck is wrong with you. Fast food is:
>Way more fucking expensive than cooking for youself
>The easy-mode way to become fat and depressed
>Actually not very tasty compared to a well-cooked meal

You're a fucking NEET, you have endless time, so get your mama to teach you to cook for yourself, it's easy and a lot of fun

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>>80848335
She got so big she was able to perform mitosis?

>>80840605
It literally isn't

Not sure how it works in burgerland, but if you live anywhere near an Aldi/Lidl here in yurop, you could do your entire weekly shop for the price of one big takeaway meal, no problem

>>80843179
im not sad for you but for your parents, having to carry with such a leech, bringing nothing but pain to the only ones that really love you. I hope you die so you can parents can have a better life.

>>80839520
>coming to houston is the hardest thing i've ever done

Yeah, except you didn't do a single thing

>>80848508
What the fuck, her ass is almost concave compared to the rest of her body

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STOP BEING FAT

How do you get so big, surely theres a point where you can't move and people just stop feeding you

>>80848508
haha that poor little butt is just trying to exist under those mountains of flesh. I wonder at what point it stops being a butt, and just becomes some buried orifice you have on your body like a human sarlacc pit

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>>80848595

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>>80848626
One bite at a time. Time goes faster once you get older.

>>80848554
God damn I laughed out loud

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>>80848454

>>80843179
You're a disgrace

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A lot of fat people think they are not as fat as they really are in real life. Take pic for example.

>>80848554
Imagine a whole planet full of orbicular waddlers just like her, living together in unison, with the only strife coming about when the cheesecake supply runs low. What a quaint and placid little existence they would lead, too fat to be an intergalactic nuisance

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>be 800 pounds
>get put into a program to lose
>this is your care taker 24/7

>>80848730
i still would desu

>>80848770
wouldn't even be able to fuck or jack off to her anyway due to all the flab getting in the way

Any other kino 600 lb episodes?

>>80848624
I'm not even that fat, but I desperately need a bitch female personal trainer to degrade me as I work out. It would be incredible

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>>80848784
would you this?

>>80848823
i don't think i could

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>best friend's wife is fat, can still walk and shit, but fat
>she doesn't work and is entirely financially dependant on him
>been married for years and she still hasn't lost weight despite all her free time

I weep for him.

>>80848770

why doesnt someone at least cut his toe claws

holy fuck he looks like a rotting demon

>>80848665
>*Snort* Hey gguysz, are- *hick* - are you all going out to the dance clubsh now? Could you *farts* pick me up a couple Quarter pounder meals on your way back?

>>80841686
1kg rice
1kg carrot
2kg chicken
1kg beans
Makes 13 meals, for the price of 4 big mac meals

>>80848858
>his
thats a girl

>>80848807
if u lose 150 pounds within 1 month she will marry you

>>80848856

>marrying a fat bitch
Don't give me the "She got fat after marriage" excuse. You can tell if a chick will blow up by her arms.

The guy is obviously depressed. You people just don't understand the emotional turmoil these food addicts suffer from. Try having a modicum of empathy

>>80848907

oh my bad i thought that was james

>>80848823
THIQQ

fat people can be CUTE! C-U-T-E!!!!

>>80840175

>He literally cucked someone

Christ

>>80848932
>i am dying
>my family supports me
>my dad put his house on the line for me to take this trip and get treatment
>gain 150 pounds

FUCK HIM.

>>80848904
>5k of food
>13 meals

I would starve to death if my meals were only 385 grams

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>>80848770
I don't get it, she's wearing what a patient wears.

If you dropped one of those 600lb people from let's say 6ft would they explode?

>>80848932
I'm clinicaly depressed and as healthy as I can be
Exept for the depression, of course

>>80849020
There's a 100% chance they'd yell about their leg.

>>80848730
That's a pretty good source anon. I don't think fatties do that because they think they actually look skinny. I think they're trying to create a virtual avatar of themselves that isn't as ugly as they know themselves to be, because in a way that makes it true for them

Man I weigh 240 and you guys got me motivated to lose weight. I should probably only be like 170 or 180

>tfw getting too big to wipe yourself properly
>can still pec bounce your man titties

Getting my gym membership next month, spent all my money on a washing machine as my last one broke and it was cheaper to get a new one than pay for the parts + labor.

Hopefully my friend is allowed to go, his specialist told him he couldn't because of his cornea transplant last year.

Fuck this fat cunt, every day I know it's my fault I'm like this and I know I bring shame to those around me and myself, I need to lose about 200lbs to be healthy again.

>>80849020
Finally someone is askin the big questions

But I don't think so, I would even bet that theyare less likely to break something important than a human, since it is like they are wearing a king size mattress all the time

>>80848823
THOSE CALF MUSCLES SHE MUST LIFT LIKE A CHAMPION

>>80840175

>He'll get mad and yell

lel just stop fucking feeding him

>>80848984
Are you joking

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>>80849058
I had a lot more before I lost my old hard drive.

>>80849080
just get canned tuna, green apples, and sugar free gum with sorbital. eat as much as you want and you'll probably lose 50lbs in a couple months

>>80849080
what is your height?

>>80849124
Maybe, but what if under that much stress their skin just gives up and opens up like a balloon full of water?

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>>80849020
wouldnt explode, but blorp pretty hard.

>>80849137
No

Maybe for breakfast this is fine or a afternoon snack, but lunch and dinner need to be at least 500 grams for me

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>>80848664

>>80849150
Yeah man I think I will. Thanks.
>>80849180
I'm like 5'10 or 5'11

I'm really broad shouldered though but nearly enough that I should way what I do that's for sure

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>>80849120
>>tfw getting too big to wipe yourself properly
Try pic related, thank me later

>>80849240
NOT nearly enough

>>80848932
So what, we're supposed to just enable his gluttonous slow suicide by saying 'ddawwww he can't help it poor baby'?

This is his row to sow and it's up to him to get past it. Everybody has problems

>>80849240

when you get hungry lift until you dont feel hungry anymore

>>80849240
Yeah, 170 seems about fine for you then, but only with a body fat of 12ish% max, watch your body fat more than your weight

>>80849237
How would I acheive a body like this?

>>80843283
His girlfriend went out and got him a bucket of fried rice 10 days after he was released from the hospital he had been rushed there because he was experiencing heart failure.

When he finished, she asked him if he wanted cheesecake.

>>80849313
Teerrible advice, lifting while hungry will make you lose lean mass as much as you lose fat

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>>80849337
All women should be killed. Women were a mistake.

>>80849337

life is meant to be enjoyed anon, he just has to stay on top of it all, you know, so he doesn't overdo it.