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Wonder Woman Teaser

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>>80836135

gal looks good as diana prince but as wonder woman looks too skinny
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UUUUUUUUURRRRRRAAAAGGGGHHHHHHAAAA
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>>80836135
Three get spots of batman, aquaman, and flash...and then we get this garbage. Gadot is going to be the worst part of this flick
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>>80836194
>UUUUUUUUURRRRRRAAAAGGGGHHHHHHAAAA

Dccucks:wow great actress!
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>>80836135
fuck superheros and fuck u all
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>>80836135
Anyone notice that pausing youtube vidoes gives you a gay popup on the bottom of the screen now? And when a video is almost over guy pop ups surround the scree? How do I disable this shit. It's really annoying when there's 5 or 10 seconds left in a video and I get raped by ads.
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>>80836167
Funny i think the opposite
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>>80836135
That's a big batvehicle.
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>>80836167
Agree.
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>>80836135
will this be another cringe fest full of head scratching bizarro choices and dialogue? Zack Snyders entire film portfolio seems to say "yes"
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>>80836288
Damn you were even triggered by Dawn of the Dead? Savage af senpai.
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>>80836135
They actually used the shot from BvS. I guss there isn't anything in JL as...aggressive?
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>>80836135
I have to wonder, why isn't the media decrying any criticism of this film as sexist alt-right trolling? Is it cause it's a DC film?
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>>80836302
that aint from BvS
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>>80836288
>Dawn of the Dead
>300
>Guardians Owls of Gayhool
>Man of Steel
>BvS
>Head scratching bizarro choices and dialogue

Pick one.
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>>80836300
Oh I loved Dawn of the Dead. I was 15 when I saw it though, so I had the worst taste anyone does in their life, but hey, who knows now?
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>>80836335
Her banging her bracelets together is.
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Apologize
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>>80836335
The shot with her clanging her bracelets together making that weird fucking face? You sure? I thought that was from the fight at the end.
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>>80836135
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>>80836302

none of those shots are from BvS
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>>80836358
Hmm. If I can say one thing, they certainly seem to have learned that people don't like a lack of color on character posters.
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>>80836394

or dead fish eyes, notice they added a shine to them
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>>80836358
>>80836369
looks like a taiwanese ladyboy

muh dik desu
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Do you think we'll get a good shot of Gal's feet in this movie?
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>>80836358
>>80836369
looks like the dawn's light is penetrating her
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>>80836369
What colored panties does she wear? Do you think Snyder has the nuts to give 1 panty shot?
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>>80836383
Bottom one is what I thought. Then is it from his "not-trailer" for JL from Comic Con last year? I know I've seen that shot posted here so it can't be new.
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>>80836356
>>80836368
Not the same
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>>80836383
>>80836459
aww shit, i didnt see you
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>>80836459
>>80836447
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>>80836459
Huh. So that's her "special move" then? How many damage points does she got?
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So... there are 2 more left?
Cyborg and....
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>>80836504
6 million
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>>80836504
It's >Press this button to win tier.
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>>80836519
Me
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>>80836167

HATEFUL
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>>80836459
Why does she have to make that face? Does it really take that much effort to bang your wrists together? I'm a DChad all the way through, but Wonder Woman is easily the worst part of the DCEU right now. Hopefully her solo movie redeems her
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>>80836519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndvhxmGOOk4

Superman already leakde
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>>80836135
worst teaser lmao
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Jesus, she looks like she hasn't eaten in a week here
Is she dying?
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>>80836135
If these are the shots they're choosing to market the movie with, imagine how bad she's going to be when she gets more screen time. I've no doubt at all that's she'll be the worst thing about Wonder Woman.
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>>80836504
It's a OHKO. Except against Doomsday. It's supposedly how she beats Ares in her solo movie.
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>>80836557
Delete that gay /v/ gif
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>>80836135
>>80836277
WHAT IF THE FLYING FOX DOESN"T FLY SO GOOD?
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Truly the art of acting without acting
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>>80836519
Actually only Cyborg left now.
https://youtu.be/ndvhxmGOOk4
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Why did they pick someone with broken English to play Wonder Woman, her facial expressions are garbage too. Gadot is the biggest gripe I have with JL
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>>80836567
>If these are the shots they're choosing to market the movie with, imagine how bad she's going to be when she gets more screen time.
No matter what they showed you would've said the same shit.
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>>80836519
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>another mediocre hollywood actress gets prestigious role in order to fulfill diversity quota
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>>80836383
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HER EXPRESSIONS ARE FUCKING HILARIOUS
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>>80836558
>>80836595
Stop shilling your horrible edit
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>>80836135
Pretty good CGI
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Hateful, rat-faced kike.
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>>80836135
I loved the other teasers but this lady can't act. Aquaman and Flash are based though
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The amount of jealousy in this thread is ridiculous. Gal Gadot is the only reason I'm remotely interested in this movie. Besides, I really predict Oscars in 10 years for her
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>>80836519
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>>80836135
Probably the worst part of the Justice League movie.

>>80836604
Not him but Gadot sucks as Wonder Woman, doesn't even look the part and acts like shit. So it makes sense that no matter what kind of footage of her from the movie they would have shown people would have said that it looks like shit.

Hopefully Batfleck and Aquabro will carry this movie.
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>>80836646
Push up bras are a thing you know?
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>>80836693
I wish I didn't have horrible acne scars so I could exercise sleeveless. I'm such a cuck.
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S L O P E
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O
P
E
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>>80836711
there's nothing to push up
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>>80836135
Who/What marble statue is that?

I'm sensing kino vibes in here..
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>>80836135
3 movies and she's still making that stupid face...look ma I'm acting...christ
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>>80836135
Whoa, that statue's acting is on point
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>>80836693
YOU JUST KNOW
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>>80836632
Not even shilling breh. It just killed me harder than Doomsday did the guy in the crate.
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>>80836135
topkek
even the statue looks disappointed
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>>80836135

Why does she look so much better in her civilian outfits in the Snyder movies?

She looks like a 35 year old woman instead of a confused skeleton.

Also man that shot of her scrunching her face and banging her bracelets has always been awful I wish they'd stop using it.
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>>80836135
She looks good with fat tits
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>>80836646
that's because she was pregnant, i guess...
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>>80836691
>The amount of jealousy in this thread is ridiculous. Gal Gadot is the only reason I'm remotely interested in this movie. Besides, I really predict Oscars in 10 years for her

>thinks oscars go to pretty faces and not talent
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>>80836791
>she look so much better in her civilian outfits

she doesn't though
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>>80836771
unf would love to be in the middle of these 2 hunka hunkas
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>>80836816
>thinks oscars go to talent
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>>80836288
>another cringe fest full of head scratching bizarro choices and dialogue
That decribes your entire life, 'anon'.

That's all you do every single day. You make this Gadot hate thread every day. You have the same fake conversation every day.

You're a sad little cunt.
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>>80836519
A fat guy from space
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>>80836816
Emma Stone won one and she doesn't have talent or a pretty face.
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Inshallah once we liberate Al-Quds I will take Gal as the chief concubine in my harem of Jewess sex slaves. I will impregnate her with many strong Muslim warriors who she will grow to love and i will treat her kindly until one day she will see the light and convert to Islam and be elevated from concubine to being my pure faithful Muslim wife
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>>80836855
Rich Evans would make a better Wonder Woman than Gadot.
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>>80836843
>>80836860
>being this jealous actual talent is recognized

Why so bitter anons? Do you lack acknowledgement of your accomplishments?
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>>80836901
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You know you love it.
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>>80836930
>BRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP
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Now you are angry and reeing like a raped pig.

Will you post black cocks next or more rape threads, 'anon'?
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>>80836956
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>>80836954
It's like the shirt knows there should be boobs pushing out, but doesn't know what to do with the fact that there aren't any doing so.
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>>80836901
>>80836930
How can you see this and no think: "well, shit, she IS hot as fuck"
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>>80836716
You shouldn't give a fuck bro.
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>>80836954
She's doing that pose all the time

What did she mean by that?
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>>80836930
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>>80836988
I can't wait for the authorities to examine your collection of twisted face pics.

You'll NEVER get out. Kek
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>>80837012
This is the JoJo pose I do while righteously murdering Palestinian children.
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>>80837004
it's a mystery
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>>80836135
Did they put her next to a literal statue to make her seem more emotive by contrast?
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>>80837073
POTTERY
O
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T
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>>80836783
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>>80837004
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It must eat you up inside knowing that no woman will ever touch a psychopathic shut-in like you.

Kek
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>>80836855
How embarrassing
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>>80837101
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>>80837101
kek
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>>80837111
You seem to be reeing like fuck, cloister. Are you ok?
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>>80837101
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I'm Dayana of Themysqeera
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>*Blocks your path*
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>>80837127
It does actually. It makes me crazier and crazier. "Somebody saaaaaaave meeeeee CANT WAKE UP"
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>>80837101
You're so wrong.
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Ha ha I found him you guys. I found the one guy that unironically likes the DCEU and yes, his jimmies and indeed ruffled.

>>80837154
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>>80836877
>those digits
Kek confirms. Israel downfall soon
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>>80836988
>
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>>80837154
What exactly did he mean by this?
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>>80837292
He means you're a fucking psychopath with no life, anon.
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>>80837101
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>tfw WW will be the first capeshit flop because of Gadot and DCEU standards of quality
>shitters and twitter-feminists will blame it on patriarchy and manchildren not being able to appreciate a beautiful strong woman
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>>80837211
I'd just blow on her and she'd flitter away in the breeze.
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>>80837211
Grab her violently and forcibly penetrate her butthole
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>>80836756
Artemis or Hera
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>>80837489
Maybe Athena? Or would she need the helmet?
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>>80837101
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>>80836254

what is ad block
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>>80836135
>>80837489
k-kino?
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>>80836254
>Anyone notice that pausing youtube vidoes gives you a gay popup on the bottom of the screen now? And when a video is almost over guy pop ups surround the scree? How do I disable this shit. It's really annoying when there's 5 or 10 seconds left in a video and I get raped by ads.

You're complaining about a free service; a service that owes you nothing.

>dat level of entitlement
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>>80837101
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shit skins and swaglord will defend this
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>>80836369
>>80836358
There, I fixed it.
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>>80837792
why did you give her a tail?
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>>80837599
what difference doest it make if its free? it doesnt make it less shit
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>>80837606
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>>80837792
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>>80836369
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GIVE ME THE SUPERMAN TEASER YOU FUCKS

>>80837874
That looks like a skeleton to you?
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>>80837792
Fixed what exactly?
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At least they didn't forget the makeup
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>>80837890
>>80836558
>>80836595
Breh.
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>>80837917
Jesus, looks like an average mom.
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>>80837947
>>80836772
>Breh
Not even shilling, huh?
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>>80837874
>antiheroes are supposed to fear this
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>>80837985
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>>80837982
No sir. I first saw it in the cataloged and loved it enough to keep sharing it. I don't know if you know, but people can do things for the only reason of enjoying doing so. There doesn't need to be a financial incentive. I'm literally doing this for free. Personally I wish there were more jokes made with the format.
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>>80837004
She is hot, she is the "wrong" kind of hot.

Bryce Dallas is hot, but if you try to sell it as "teenage prom queen" it won't happen. Amber Heard is hot, but if you try t pass her as "exotic foreign beauty" it won't work.

Same with Gal, she is hot but she looks hot like the kind of rich spoiled girl taking expensive vacations and puking her food, she doesn't look like the hot Amazon that I want to snu-snu me.
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>>80837292
>When you nut but he keeps sucking
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STOP MAKING FUN OF HER ANGRY FACE
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>>80836135
>action Gal
>action
>action
>Gal
>any time
>whenever you're ready
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WAYNE?
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>>80838094
>>80838129
she has a rat face
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>>80836408
You fucked a lot of taiwanese ladyboys in your day
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WAYNE??
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>>80836135
The weakest teaser so far

Batman >>>> Flash = Aquaman >>>>>>>> WW
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>>80838163
Uh... can you bring some friends?
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>>80836430
Probably. We're talking about the visionary director who brought us Sucker Punch.
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>>80838129
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>>80838129
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tumblr kino?
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>>80836358
Not likely
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>>80838193
This.

I hope Cyborg is better than hers.
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>>80836135
C H E S T L E T
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this is literally not a shoop it's from the kimmel interview
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>>80838266
what's the top film

>300
stylized meme film
>watchmen
complete misinterpretation of the comic
>suckerpunch
probably his best film and that ain't saying much
>superman
kek
>BvS
kek 2 electric boogaloo
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>>80836135
I'm so on board with this movie, but I expected to be turned around on Gadot at this point. Turns out no, she's still absolute dogshit. Those facial expressions are out of this world.
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Why does she have an useless job? Stopping being Wonder Woman wasn't enough?
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>>80837489
Seriously tho, how did Lyle Wagoner hide his perpetual diamond boner while filming the TV show?
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>>80838351
> complete misinterpretation of the comic
kek
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>>80838351
>what's the top film
Dawn of the Dead
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>>80838351
>people can be this wrong
How?
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>>80838373

Maybe she likes it and it reminds her of home
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I guess we all can agree the Flash teaser was the best.
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>>80838432
>>80838451
>defending that Watchmen trash

wewlads
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>>80838351
That's Sarah Polley
someone that actually made a better film than zack snyder https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stories_We_Tell
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>>80838351
>watchmen
>complete misinterpretation of the comic
I think fucking not.
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>>80836855
xDD bro

u braws reddit??
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>>80838406
>Lyle Waggoner had been a second banana on the Carol Burnett Show before taking the part of government agent, Steve Trevor (and later; Steve Trevor, Jr.) on Wonder Woman. According to him, the statuesque, gorgeous Lynda Carter had "the biggest boobs in Hollywood."
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>>80838477
Not defending - it was a good movie - just saying you are wrong by saying "complete misinterpretation"
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>>80838351
If SuckerPunch is his best I'd hate to see his worst.
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>>80838406
He looks like sharktank guy in that pic.
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>>80838477
Perks of not being a shill
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>>80838477
>hating Snyder's masterpiece

well well, get out, kid
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>>80836135

Awww shit I'm so fucking hyped for this movie.

Guarantee haters will be BTFO
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>>80838514
>Not defending - it was a good movie

hey retard if someone claims a movie is bad and you claim the opposite, you're defending it
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>>80838477
That's the best adaptation you're gonna get and the movie ain't half bad, you're just a giant faggot.
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>>80838458
It's definitely made me think. He's doing tai chi or yoga or some shit so that he can control the force better.
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>>80838559
>masterpiece
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oltd-Jsi2I
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>>80837292
Calm down Yaron, she's still gonna make loads of money.
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>>80838351
>complete misinterpretation of the comic
>posting this on a board full of /r/movie casuals
Yikes city
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>>80838477
You're a bitch.
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>>80838529
Goddamn she's literally perfect
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>>80837328
Calm down Yaron, she's still gonna make loads of money.*
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>>80838625
>perfect
Yes.
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>this homolust for watchmen and zack snyder

looks like /tv/ is home to viral marketeers and master shillers lads

https://www.theguardian.com/film/filmblog/2017/mar/24/brett-ratner-rotten-tomatoes-gets-a-semi-fresh-rating-from-me?CMP=fb_gu
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>>80838576
Hey retard you can't read can you? He didn't say it was bad he said "complete misinterpretation of the comic"

We talking about "misinterpretation of the comic" but well you can't either read or interpret a discussing
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>>80838625
Dude.
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>>80838477
This. This guy clearly is completely incapable of directing 2 actors standing in a room talking to each other. Basically every single scene in this film is mis-directed; the violence and the sex scene were all gratuitous without understanding why they were. Everything is shot with these plain, lingering middle distance shots which snyder basically uses indiscriminately, cluelessly and exclusively when there's nothing else going on worth shooting in slow motion.

It's less that he's made a lot of bad choices than that he simply is at a loss as to how to direct anything other than a copy-pasted image from the book. He just stuck it all in front of the camera and hoped it would all work out alright. I lost count of the number of visual and verbal ideas that were directly transposed from the original but just didn't work cinematically whatsoever. So many hammy lines, awkward set pieces and sets/costumes that just looked ridiculous.

And the ending didn't work at all. Moore's ending was one of the best things about the original. The Film's ending doesn't even make any practical sense.I could go easy on the film for its impressive visuals but fuck it, visuals can't redeem a film this bad and i thought most of the film was an eye-sore anyway. Too many computer-tweaked garish colours and indistinguishably badly lit shots. The audio was awful too. Maybe when snyder learns how to be a director he can rely on more credible Cinematic techniques than simply punctuating his action scenes with huge dynamic range.
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>>80836135
>that stupid "I'm modeling" look
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>>80837555
>what is ad block
Keep getting bypassed.
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>>80838600
> I can't make my own opinions or express myself to here take this video that I watched but I can't quite understand

kek lad
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>>80838477
Not enough poop jokes for you?
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>>80838686
I would literally never stop cumming.
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>>80838510
Do you think they did it?
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>>80838678
>retard honestly believes this does not constitute defending

Literally L O L ' D
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>>80838780
> L O L ' D

we reddit now?
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>>80838772
I would
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>>80838725
>but I can't quite understand
Nice projection. I mean, you want to call me lazy okay. It seems smart to present a video making are argument I agree with and share instead of typing it out, but accusing me of not understanding something? Sure sounds like someone has developed some muscle memory from defending Snyder's movies, even when that defense isn't applicable.
>>
Watchmen > Iron Man 1 > rest of the MCU
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>>80837917
>implying she could look that good without makeup
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>>80838829
What a lord. Look at that glorious hair.
>>
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>>80838853
Picture related > dogshit > your, /v/ and whatever reddit sensibility rankings
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>>80836901
Pepe_packs_a_punch.jpeg
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>>80838266
Zack confirmed Tumblrina.
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>>80838853
>Watchmen > Iron Man 1 > rest of the MCU
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>>80838853
Daredevil Season 1 is an honorary kino.
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>>80837190
Holy shit she's a fucking skellington
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>>80836988
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>>80838458
The more I see that amor the more shittier it looks
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>>80838829
>>80838880
DC has always had the best hunka hunkas
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>>80837101
Poor DClads can't get a break
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>>80839099
That is pretty terrifying.
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can someone explain how the fuck this "actress" managed to land this role? shes even worse than emma watson and rosie huntington-whiteley
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>>80839177
>>80839164
The obvious answer is written on her sash. I'm dying to hear the alternative explanation.
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>>80838163
Pls shoop laughing Evans next
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>>80839177
Numerous acts of oral sex performed under desks and on couches in offices, combined with an agenda that favors a particular nationality/religion/race.
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>>80838992
Agree, the rest of the Netflix oscarletverse belongs two floors below the trash though
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>>80839221
Did you miss this one friend?
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>>80839253
Pretty accurate desu
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>>80836135
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>>80839272
>the rest of the Netflix oscarletverse belongs two floors below the trash though
Jessica Jones is good noir and looks like a film. It's better than MCUck flicks.
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>>80839285
I meant the statue in Diana picture
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>>80839332
I figured. Just wasn't sure if you had seen that one. I would suggest Sadffleck put on Gal's face as well.
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>>80836954
>>80836988
When I look at these images and I don't look straight at them she looks like Kevin James.
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>>80839285
kek
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I really, really, REALLY want to fuck this anorexic, statuesque Jewess.
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>>80839443
Did DC actually publish that?
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>>80836135
>that much fake padding
lmao
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>>80839516
No, it was a webcomic. The girl was fired and Marvel hired her though, and we got this
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>>80836358
Why is she wearing Flash's boots?
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>>80839576
Who is she
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>>80839576
It was a digital first. It was published in print (either way publishing digitally is still publishing)
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>>80836254
Get the ublock origin addon through your browser. adblock has ads, unironically
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>>80839576

Thankfully DC is always ready to correct the record
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>>80836135
I unironically like it.
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>>80839652
>adblock has ads, unironically

non-intrusive ads

people would have to pay for content if ads didn't exist.
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>>80839722
Some people would. I wouldn't.
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>>80839736
>middle school level of entitlement

wew
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>>80839654
But let's not forget about Marvel though
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>>80839617
That's THOR! Don't you like Thor? Now Thor is a gurl and she doesn't like you having a penis and all that stuff. Spiderman is a nig, Hawkeye is another gurl (probably even more SJW than Whor) and so on!
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>>80837211
fierce and lovely
why gadot can't do it ?
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>>80839827
>horseface biel
>lovely
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>>80839652
What I was talking about it a feature of youtube. It's not on every video so it seems like something the video author enables. It's gay little windows that advertise their channel and shit. It pops up like 10 seconds before the video is over though, so when you're watching a trailer or something it can be very irritating.
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>>80836135
Hold me, bros.
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>>80839809
>not posting the "holy menstruation" page
One job
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>>80836135
>editing her scream over footage where it doesn't match
ONLY SHIT THIS IS SO AMATEUR
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>>80839844
horseface, your mother fag
>>
>>80839867
You post it fuckwad
>>
I can't take that rock music seriously after watching this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaI31S6DZ2k
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>>80839823
You forgot that Captain America is now also a nig.
And Whor is a coal burner.
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>>80836394
You know something that's frequently been used as a metaphor for magic?

Pic related.
>>
Reminder that the trailer will feature a shitty cover of Come Together
>>
>The White Stripes

Why
>>
>>80839917
Autism.
>>
>>80839989
I mean, as someone who theorized that is what Snyder was going to do with the gritty coloring of MoS, and end it with more color as a metaphor for the light and optimism Superman was bringing to the world. I get what you're saying. If there is one man who demonstrated that he doesn't it was Snyder himself, because two movies later, I feel my theory remains about as intact as the Wayne Financial building in Metropolis.
Please though, enlighten me to meaning of the metaphor Snyder's choice of a lack of coloring in the WW BvS poster was meant to establish. I'm always eager to partake of learning opportunities.
>>
>>80839994
isn't rock fun?
>>
>>80839809
what is it with liberal medias and beating up hitler ?

he was on their side
>>
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>>80839121
Can Chris Pine compete?
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>>80836877
t. Whitest man in all of England
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>>80839823
I meant the girl who wrote that shit.
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>>80841248
>girl
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>>80838880
that's probably a wig
>>
>>80836855
hi leddit
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>>80839809
>this page
>holy menstruation
>whit power
>Sotomayor University
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>I could have saved the franchise anon but the jews are...too strong in the industry
>>
>>80841248
>>80841502
The Eternal Bendis strikes again!
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>>80840177
I'm waiting to see what they do in Wonder Woman. I sort of expect to see a vibrant past/Themyscira contrasted with a drabber 20th Century.

There was some of this already going on in Suicide Squad, with the bright neons and glowing nightclub. Time will tell.

Personally, I liked this little nod to the Joker's 4th wall awareness, and how it sort of hints that maybe some part of his crazy brain actually understands what's happening.
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>>80842069
pic related.
>>
Cant believe Jack White allowed his music to be used for capeshit and turbocapeshit at that.
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>>80836288
>Gal Gadot
>bizzaro choices

Happened the second she got the role.

>Let's cast a 90lb supermodel with zero acting experience as the most well known female superhero
>>
>>80842151
>Jack White
He did a song for James Bond so why would you be surprised he works for money.
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>>80842373
James Bond had/has some prestige... but capeshit... after everything that has happened with DCEU.
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>>80836135
look guys I'm acting
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>>80842069
>I liked this little nod to the Joker's 4th wall awareness
It is?
>>
>>80842069
>I sort of expect to see a vibrant past/Themyscira contrasted with a drabber 20th Century.

great prediction, considering it's literally in the trailers
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>>80837890

Yes
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>>80836877
>>80836877
>>80836135
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>>80836167
This Tbh
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>>80836723
KINO
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>>80843629
both look the same to me boss, where did I go wrong ?
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>>80840404
Now that's some serious historical revisionism.
>>
>>80843782
Hitler was literally a leftist and he destroyed the right wing tide that was rising in France before it could submerge the continent all the while being subventioned by the likes of Ford and the British government to fight communism.
>>
>>80843864
and the Democratic People's Republic of Korea is a democracy
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>>80843997
go and ask them
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>>80842574
No, but he has to convince himself that there's some depth in there somewhere.
>>
she has a very sloped forehead and small cranium
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>>80839307
tiddies
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>>80844557
is it gay that the only thing I think of when I see that is
>let me suck on them
?
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>>80844596
What a homo
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>>80844787
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>>80844557
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>>80837101
ERASE THIS
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>>80836167

Diana was never a skeleton
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>>80839177
This piece of shit here demanded her as WW
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>>80845073
>they will never go back in time to make a Wonder Woman film with her in the 80s
>Gal Gadot will always be the first cinematic Wonder Woman in live action

jdimsa
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>>80838752
based peter north
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>>80845526
>Ben
>piece of shit
Fuck off. But her kid is probably his.
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>>80836167
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>>80836167

So much this!!!
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>>80845982
She's an Amazon, she's not supposed to look human anyway, pleb
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>>80836167
>gal looks good as diana prince
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>>80843749
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