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AUGH, MY LEGS!

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AUGH, MY LEGS!
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Why doesn't the infection resulting from the rotten flesh kill this fucker lads?
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>>80828144
he's too big to die quickly
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>>80828144
His legs don't understand that they are still part of his full body, there's a blood clot in there working like a heart and everything.
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>watch link related at 1:22
do all americans eat like this??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE95bLUhm64
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Rice isn't on your diet.
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>>80828254
IT'S FRIED
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>>80828245
Is Joey legitimately brain damaged?
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>>80828091
why don't they just only give him water and let him starve for a while
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>>80828268
FRIED RICE

EGG ROLLS

HOW U GON GIME ONE LIL EGG ROLL

>there's two

OH

MAN DIS IS GUUUD
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>>80828294
His retarded girlfriend keeps bringing him food.
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>>80828245
I eat like that all the time, why the fuck are people picking on him in the comments?
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>>80828294
my best guess is being malnourished would make his organs shut down real fast.
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>>80828091
Fuck, can you imagine the smell?
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>>80828375
"Just a taste, james" you say as he continues slurping down his gravy. "We both need out breakfast, correct?" Faintly nodding his approval, you get eye level with the yellowed crust flake on his toe. "An appetizer", you say. James eyes light up and he inquires, "where?" Ignoring him, you slide the tip of your tongue up the edge of the flake, a small piece breaks off and becomes soggy as moisture is returned. Swallowing it, you tilt your head to the left and align your bottom teeth under the crust, moving slightly forward and slicing off the whole piece. "Mm" James grunts as the flake slides under your tongue, the oniony piece turning spongy. You swallow, but with an audible gulp - as large as it is, it didn't go down easy. "Now for the main course" you say wryly. James beady eyes dart all over the room past his plate of gravy and steak, desperately looking for a fuller meal. Holding your nose up to the fold of his legs you take a deep smell all the way into your core. Cheese, mayonnaise and the smell of full rot enter your lungs. You gag, but you will not be denied your feast. Taking one of the leg pustules into your mouth, you bite down hard - thick, yellow pus shoots into your throat and strikes your uvula. With the taste of pure rot, your gag helps the half mouthful of disease get down your throat and into your stomach. This feels wonderful, as you haven't eaten in a day. Finally you pull apart the crux of his legs do reveal half an inch of incredibly thick goop lining the folds. "Laygs" was said from the corpulent James but you barely notice. Sliding a finger into the goop, you happily place it into your mouth and suckle it down. No longer can you help it and you go hog wkld, drinking mouthfuls of what used to be skin and fat down your hungry throat. Stomach full and picking your teeth of bits of flesh, you kiss James deeply through the remnants of sausage and gravy lining his lips. Falling asleep on his huge fatpad, well, today was bliss.
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>>80828423
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>>80828423
Everyday we stray further from God's light
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>>80828091
>they have to secretly put support beams under the mom in the basement.
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>>80828091
Why dont they feed him his favorite food but stuff it with healthy stuff instead? Like a pizza that looks like pizza but is actually full of vitamins and shit?
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>>80828423
Oh, no. Oh, no.
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>>80828313
This guy has a girlfriend? Does she look like him or something?
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>>80828634
Side dick most likely.
What's he going to do about it?
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>>80828423
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>>80828922
Meant for
>>80828423
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>>80828334
Oh no.

What a loss.
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I'm so disappointed they never addressed what those blisters and crusty skin were from. Towards the end of the episode they appeared to have gotten worse too.
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>>80828423
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>>80828423
kek humanity was a mistake
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>>80828245
Yes in America paid lunch breaks for workers are seen as socialist. They need to eat as quickly as possible because every minute their not in the office Mr. Shekelbergstein their greatest ally deduces from their paycheck.
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>>80828423
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>>80828423
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>>80828423
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>>80828245
>WOOO WOOO WOOOOO *sniffs*

our guy
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EGG RAWL
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>>80828334

You can live off body fat, water, and a multivitamin indefinitely until you run out of body fat.
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>>80828423
Has /tv/ gone too far?
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>>80828423
noooooo

come on

noooooo

why
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>>80828423
>Pic related
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>>80828313

the enablers are the worst

>latest episode
>boyfriend tells the camera he likes her for who she is on the inside
>gets pissy when she starts to make progress
>feeds her junk right after seeing Dr No
>won't even take her to an appointment where they arrange to have her bulbous fats cut off her legs
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>>80829156
Is there truth to this?

Say im 50 lbs overweight. If i walk 2 hours a day and lose roughly 1 lbs week, can i so it while basically eating what you said?
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>>80828091
If you were to even begin to approach this degree of disgusting obesity your only goal should be to find a gun to end it all with.
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>>80829246

Yes but you need protein too. A guy in scotland consumed yeast for the protein. He was supervised though.
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>>80828171
This. That kind of dying would kill a 200lb man right away.
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>>80828245
Jesus no... why do a food review if all you do is shove everything into your mouth at once?
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He's a lost cause.

If he doesn't get his daily gallon of fried rice and spring rolls for din dins, he has a fucking tantrum and starts squealing like a fucking pig.

He only exists to stuff his face and to abuse his wife when she doesn't bring him his din dins.
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>>80829357
What could i eat for protein? Eggs? How many per day? How much protien should i amount per day?
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>>80829246
>>80829357

Just eat tofu. So much protein in one brick and not much else.
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what if they did brain surgery that simulate same parts of brain during eating and slowly weened them off?
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>>80829239
What's the scabby crust shit on his toes?
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>>80829435

Best to calculate your TDEE for that. Weight loss, moderate activity etc. The protein number might be a little high so don't be too concerned about reaching it.
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>>80829463
An appetizer
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>>80829460
>messing with the hypothalamus
That's not a good idea.
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>>80828423
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If you walked out on him and let him die since he couldn't even get up to use a phone or feed himself, would it be murder?
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>>80829533
Is abortion murder?
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>>80829492
look at them they are barely human its for better of mankind. seriously though couldn't you do it with that electromagnetic helmet that can make you see god
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Documentary about fat people:

>I tried to eat less since I was a kid but I couldn't do it for more then a month
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>>80828423
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>>80829551
If a fetus can't live on its own then it's not alive, so no.
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>>80829533
>feed himself,
Give him a jar of multivitamins and he has the food covered for 2 years at least
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>>80829576
No because the hypothalamus is a vegetative center, fucking with it will make you behave real fucking weird, like eating bricks, constant fear, being gay and a lot of other shit.
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>>80828091
just put a fucking cage around his face or something
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>>80829473
Holy hell my TDEE is 2500 and i think im only consuming about 1000 per day. I just starter dieting 2 weeks ago. Wtf do i eat to fill that many calories? Ive been taking supplements as well
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DON'T DROP ME
I'M FALLING OFF
OWWW MY LAYGS
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>>80829715

You can ignore the 2500 calories if you're doing that extreme water diet.
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>>80829731
Keep your hands in buddy!
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>>80829239
Holy shit give me a hot needle and let me get to popping those.
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>>80828423
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>>80829585
What episode of Superman is this?
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>>80829665
He would get crazy and start eating his own limps.
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>>80829825
I actually have no idea what the image is even from
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>>80829731
hahah
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I GAINED 140 POUNDS
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>doctor gives hiom a 1200 cal diet
>he needs to eat around 12k calories a day to maintain his weight
>gains 150 pounds

hmmm
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>>80829896
That's Lex Luthor from the acclaimed Superman cartoon. But he is green. I wonder why?
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>>80828245
2:20 is how a real American eats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TF01K5vQiKo
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>>80829920
wouldn't he just starve eating 1200calories? look how fucking big he is, I feel like he wouldnt get enough to fuel that tank
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>>80828423
>"Laygs" was said from the corpulent James but you barely notice.
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>>80828423
>had a raging boner all morning
>read this
I tip my hat to you, good sir
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>>80829920
No way this is real. Wouldnt he just die?
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>>80829972
He doesn't move, he's not expending any energy. 1200cals is fine.
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>>80828423
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Couldn't they just stop feeding him? How long could he live off his fat? The sad part about all his, is even if he loses all the weight, he's still gonna look fucking weird
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>You wanna start on your weights now?
NAW I'M GEWD
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>>80828144
He's blessed by Nurgle. Soon he'll spawn Nurglings that'll tear his family and friends apart
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>>80829920
>12k calories a day
I probably consume less in one week
t. skelly
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>>80829972
He would burn all the fat stored on him you fucking retard. He could literally not eat for two months. Fuck me you are dumb.
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>>80830116
what fat?
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>>80828882
>implying you'd let yourself be treated like a dog having to sleep on the floor so that you can wake up immediately when your boyfriend shits himself and you have to clean up if you had a side dick
Yeah no
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>>80829245
sounds like the boyfriend is a feeder. they like their bitches fat and dependent on them. should be treated like the abuse it actually is.
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>>80830140
holy shit

i'm speechless

you cannot be this fucking dumb
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>>80829033
pressure ulcers from not being able to move in bed most likely.
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>>80828245
As an American I can confirm that we do
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>>80830116
>two months
Make it two years. At least.

There was some ~400lb fatty that ate nothing but multivitamins for over a year. James is twice as fat.
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>>80830198

Man you are dumb
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>>80830236
You have source on this? Sounds crazy.
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>>80828245
I'm not american and I eat like that...
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>>80830242
not an argument, you absolute retard
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>>80830251
http://www.abc.net.au/science/articles/2012/07/24/3549931.htm
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>>80828091
I'm quite skinny and I wonder if people view me the same way they view these fatties.

a-at least you can see my abs
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>Anon, I put you on a diet of 1200 calories a day 15 minutes ago
>How havent you lose the weight?
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>>80830344
Don't even compare yourself to that thing, it doesn't even qualify as human being at this point, it's literally cattle depended on others to survive
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>>80830382
I'm a big guy
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>>80830344
>I wonder if people view me the same way they view these fatties.
No. You take up much less space in their vision
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>>80830382
Based doc. Telling those fatties how it is.
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>few months ago this was the most atrocious image of a human being I'd ever seen
>tfw seeing James
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>>80830465

Usually doesn't work though.

>asks them why they haven't lost weight
>"uhh well water and uhhhhh swelling"
>he doesn't back down
>"well I guess I have cheated A LITTLE"
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>>80830496
What's the science behind these ridiculously fat people basically decaying while they're still alive?
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>>80830344
Nah I'm skinny as fuck but I know people don't view me in the same way as a silent hill monster
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I haven't seen the episode. Does he end up losing any weight?
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>>80830531
lack of bloodflow / oxygen
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>>80830531
its like calcium deposits forming from a sedentary lifestyle..idk I'm incredibly stupid
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>>80828423
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>>80828091
If his legs hurt so bad, cant they just pump him full of painkillers? Pain meds would quell his appetite aswell and IMO at that weight, a controlled opiate addiction is better than that shit. Give him adderall or vyvanse aswell
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>>80830579
Just euthanize him already, Jesus.
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>>80828091

i fucking hated this guy more than most.

sure to get that fucking big you have to be legitimately mentally ill but he was one of the most selfish and infantile people ever on that show. his daughter had to drop out of school to care for his fat ass. how fucked up is that.

also at the end when he was talking about how he was getting motivated to lose weight by the doctor kicking him out and then his gf asks if he wants to do the weights and he says "nah not right now i don't feel like it" lol.

he will be dead within a year and good riddance too.
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>>80830496
I should fucking know better as a biology major, but is it like a "minor" form of necrosis? Gangrene? Something of that nature?

They mention the word "drainage" a lot but nothing much after that.
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>>80830542
Nope, it basically ends with Dr. Now telling him to fuck off and stop wasting the hospital staff's time if he's not serious about even making an attempt to lose any weight.

Amusingly, this was reported about 18 months before James appeared on the show.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3189954/Kentucky-hospital-running-options-care-man-weighing-700-pounds.html

And on the show they failed to mention his first failed attempt at crowdfunding from around the same time.

go fund me /h974k26s
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>>80830648
>And on the show they failed to mention his first failed attempt at crowdfunding from around the same time.
They had a part about crowdunding in the show tho?
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>>80829715
If you're trying to lose weight you eat under your TDEE not that direct amount.

>Wtf do i eat to fill that many calories?
so nothing

I highly doubt you're consuming only 1000 calories a day though if you're a fatty who is just guessing how much they're eating.
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irl fat kino


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SEVg6DU-KY
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>>80830531

almost all of them have diabetes which results in poor circulation to the lower legs/feet. that's in addition to their heart having to work like crazy to pump all that blood over their entire morbidly obese body.
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>>80828171
for you
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>>80830648
I'd hate to be the person who put the catheter up in there.
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>>80829239

TETSUOOOO!
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>>80829239
>>80830496
>>80828091
How much pain are they in?
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>>80830803
AUGH/MAWLEGS
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>>80829665
This. They should make an experiment with these fat fucks how long they good live without food only giving them vitamines and water. If a normal person can survive 4 weeks without food how long could they survive? I think at least 18 month
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>>80828423
Reading this made me gag
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>>80830648
>>80830670
>Dr Now sent him home from hospital and now he is worse
>ONLY DRINKS WATER!!
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>>80828423
Alright where's the screen cap with the obligatory /tv/ in the image
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>>80830803
MY LEG/10
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>>80830803
They seem fine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Owi7FOPQaE
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>>80830830
>4 weeks

I thought the typical person could survive a week without food and three days without water.
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>>80830648
Lol the appeal has been inactive for more than a year and then someone donated $20 yesterday. I bet they'll use it to buy a few dozen egg rolls
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>>80830830
*they could live
Fuck me I'm too drunk
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I wish I was this skinny.
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>>80830803
Not enough
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>>80830890
Normal people can survive weeks. Obese people can survive a lot longer.
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Pissed me the fuck off to see him drinking a fucking Fanta during the episode.

I get being hungry when you're fat, I get wanting to stuff your face in Pizza.

But don't tell me you need that fucking Sugar Water.
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>>80828245
dude must eat pussy like a monster
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>>80828423
This is the best post I've read in all my life, thank you
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>>80830648
FIFTY THOUSAND DOLLARS?

He could save that much every year by halving his food intake.
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>>80830579
Thats the sickest, most vile webm i have ever seen.
how are them people not wearing nose pegs / gas masks.
the smell must be horrendous.
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>>80830890
>>80830890
There are many factors but if you're healthy you can survive up to 40 days
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/how-long-can-a-person-sur/
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>>80829245
link?
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>>80830772
>Finally find a hole along all the fat
>it´s a necrosis-made one and you can bravely make a difference because it´s overflowing with puss and fat
I honestly don´t know how nurses and such put up with that kind of bullshit.
>>80830785
cheeky
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>>80829402
wait wait he has a wife?!

why doesn't she leave him. baka tv even this guy but not you
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>>80830315

>He was sick of being fat and wanted to lose weight by eating nothing and living off his body fat. He told the hospital staff he was going to fast flat out, whatever they said, so they may as well monitor him along the way.

Based Jock.
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>>80831007
On one hand, I would want to wear a gas mask to help mitigate the awful stench.

On the other, I'd probably throw up if I had to actually touch him, and throwing up in a gas mask sounds very unpleasant.

Truly the only winning move is not to be around him.
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>>80828423
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>>80830872
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>>80830890
3 minutes without air, 3 hours without shelter, 3 days without water, 3 weeks without food
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>>80828245
ah, so this is the 'white' american man
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>>80831119
>at least you're smiling huh?
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>>80831121
>3 hours without shelter

I'm going to hazard an assumption and say that applies only in extreme weather or in open ocean.
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>>80831190
A harsh environment, yeah
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>>80828423
Is this the tale of Scrotee McBoogerballs?
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Do you think when Dr Now fled his home country that had experienced a famine a few decades before and was in the middle of a violent revolution he knew fat logic existed?
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>>80831245
what country is he from?
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>>80831268
Iran
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>>80828423
>sliding a finger into the goop
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>>80831245
Jesus, I've only watched the Jame's episode, is this the same doctor? If so I wonder how many times his contemplated putting this fucks out of their misery.
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>>80831351
Watch the Penny episode. She has a young child, she shits all over her husband, she refuses to leave bed, and she lies through her teeth the whole time. If he wanted to kill any of them, it'd be her.
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>>80831351
He appears in every episode.
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>>80828423
>the oniony piece turning spongy

This new copypasta is a nightmare fuel. I want to puke
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>>80828323
fat fuck, oink, oink.
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>>80830315
darn aussies are even losing weight in a manly fashion.
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Would a Ketosis diet be a possible alternative for these fatties?

It's working well for a fatass like me
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>>80829964
Reviewbrah is above the average american.
He should donate his seeds all over the country.
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>>80828245
Joey is Kino-fodder

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg5AxYIgEMY
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>>80828171
>tfw I will never be so fat that even necrosis of my flesh can't kill me
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I think the worst thing about all this is he's unable to fap. Poor guy hasnt had an orgasm in years.
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>>80830579
what stops her from just leaving?

like, can she just do that? Leave the house and never come back?
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>>80828091
I can imagine that this guy is probably a trump supporter.
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>>80831715
she probs gets off on feeding him more and more food and making him fatter.

There is literally no possible way for him to get this fat on his own. There's always an enabler, arguably worse than the fat planet themselves.
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>>80829463
Melted cheese that he dropped on the floor 12 years earlier.
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>>80831677
pop off james
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>>80831751

she actually said she is worried about him leaving her lel
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>>80831677
With all the friction going on he probably has wet dreams every other night. Imagine all the dried up semen and smegma stuck in there.
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>>80828091
I know this is a dumb question, but hypothetically, what would happened to the body of a person as fat as this if you stopped giving them food? Say, only a cup or two of water everyday. Would they just die of starvation while still retaining their immense body mass, or would they enter a state of self-cannibalization to try and keep their body alive, helping them lose weight?
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>>80831829
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>>80831829
Most likely the increased stress on their body would lead to some kind of heart failure
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>>80831811
Is that for a new season of American Horror Story?
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>>80831829
They'd rapidly lose weight but the stress or lack of nutrients would kill them
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>>80831864
>>80831873
fuck that gave me another though, wtf do you do with a corpse that big?
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>>80831889
Save Africa.
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>>80831889
IIRC, they literally chop it into pieces small enough to fit into the cremation chamber and burn them piece by piece.
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>>80828091
this is the picture that they need to put at every middle school, high school, and college (gym area, library, fucking school entrance)
time to exercise america!
fuck being fat
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>>80831889
bouncy castle for the day, then you gtfo of the entire 25km radius while it rots away
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>>80831909
Nah, too extreme of an example. It's like showing a picture of some dude coughing up black tar with no teeth and dying of 7 different cancers to try and say weed is bad for you.

Gotta go more moderate to actually relate.
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>>80828245
I wish that fucker would get some huge piece of whatever he's eating stuck in his windpipe and die right there on camera.
Eyes bugged out, turning blue, tears running down his face, and that strangled gurgling sound as he slips away.
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>>80831908
Sometimes that doesn't even work.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2786560/Crematorium-set-ablaze-800lb-body-created-flames-caused-ceiling-catch-fire.html

>the smell
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>>80830785
kek
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>>80831950
My high school had a KFC right across the road from it that pointed it's air conditioner vents straight at my school.

I imagine it would smell similar.
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This shit is even more disgusting when you see it in person.
Sometimes the crusts just fall off when they move their legs.
Also atleast he has someone to wash him, so there are no maggots/flies in there.
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>>80831950
it reads like an Onion article, astounding
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>>80831950
Grease fire, who would've guess.
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>even that man has a gf that sticks to him in through the worst
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>>80831811
>My 600 lb Life : The Movie by Michael Bay
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>>80832026
His GF is more like the one causing the worst...
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>>80828423
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>>80830648
The biggest sponsor is Panchero's Mexican Grill.
HA. They can't let him die, he's their biggest customer!
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>>80832026
There was a chick earlier in the season whose boyfriend hosed her down on the porch everyday because she couldn't fit into their shower
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>>80831018

https://torrentdownloads.me/torrent/1662956215/My+600-lb+Life+s05e12+Tracey%27s+Story+%28HD%29

Not HD though but it's probably for the best
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>>80832171
kek thanks anon!
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>>80831119

She turned out well. Lost a lot of weight, multiple skin surgeries, had a child and is a counselor for other people having the surgery.
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imagine setting him on fire

he's completely unrestrained yet unable to move away as you douse him in gasoline, stand back and flick a match towards him with agonizing slowness
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>As of March 17, 2017, all but one of the patients involved in this series are still alive despite their potentially life-threatening condition of morbid obesity.

HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE?
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>>80832189

No problem.
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>>80832228
The one guy who did die didn't even die of anything related to his weight.
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LEAVE HUMANITY BEHIND
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>>80832228
Modern medicine. I would bet that most of them have been hospitalised again since being on the show. They will all die soon though, don't worry.
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>>80832142
>hosed her down on the porch
He's just keeping her alive.
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>>80832228
Morbid obesity literally isn't possible for most people. The majority of us would have a heart attack long before we reach 400 lbs. It actually takes a very hearty person to tack on that much weight.
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>>80828423
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>>80832213
And then drive for about 20 miles, because he'd feed that fire enough to level the whole neighbourhood.
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>>80832286

>They will all die soon though, don't worry.

This. For instance this sack of crap:
https://youtu.be/2UrdSzR0BxU?t=34

died of a heart attack after having surgery. She couldn't lose the weight required for it but doctors assumed she would die within a year so they gave it a shot.
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>>80829533
Yes. He's probably classified as disabled and so that would be neglect if you're his primary care-giver. Probably not first degree murder though.
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>>80832228
God has a sick sense of humor.
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>>80830496
I think I'd just kill myself
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>>80832352
>british "healthcare"
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How the fuck do you get this fucking fat? I gained 5 kg and now I am fixing my fucking diet. How the fuck do you get to this point?
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>mfw
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>>80830629
>eats fried rice & eggrolls
"Its okay I'll just double up my exercise"
Then never exercises again
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>>80832435
>Then never exercises again

double nothing is still nothing
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>>80832420

Food addiction tied in with some form of abuse in the past.
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what does a regular meal of these sorts of people look like? anyone have a video of them eating a typical meal?
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>>80830648
>sprained his ankle a year prior to the mentioned hospital stay
So that was the breaking point since they mention he used to go offroading & fishing with her kids.
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>>80832420
It's psychological, like bulimia. Their minds aren't right.
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>>80832510

They don't usually show it. Just maybe a plate here or there that doesn't look 'impressive'.
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All right. You actually made me vomit my lunch at work.
Thanks /tv/
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>>80829825
>>80829896
Rocko's modern life gag ya chumps
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MUH LEGS
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>>80832352
damn her daughters somehow are normal looking
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>>80828423
This is why ISIS must exist. To defeat the degenerates who would even THINK of shit like that.

(note: to FBI/other intel agencies, it's just a joke)
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>>80831412
Dr now has the patience of a saint, I'd have had a rage enduced heart attack or stroke if I had to deal with those lardballs.
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>>80828423
Anon, you sick fuck. You have aclassic on your hands.
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>>80828144
He's too big to fail.
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>>80832142
Must be hell living next door to that
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>>80828423
>tfw your job has made you immune to such gross-outs

Still, wow.
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>>80832420
Here's a really good example of the life path of a fatkino:

>Be abused and/or have a bunch of traumatic shit happen to you at a young age or during adolescence
>Turn to shitty food as an escape, your brain becomes wired to release dopeamine when you eat
>Keep overeating
>Develope anxiety
>Eventually get around 300 lbs and start having physical issues like back and knee problems
>Fall or other wise severely fuck up your knee/back
>Foreverial lose the chance at being able to excercise
>Eat yourself to death

Its in like every episode, it's easy to see a pattern. One of my second cousins got this way but fortunately was able to recover from hip surgery enough to exercise down to a weight loss surgery weight, but he's always warned us and his kids that you have to nip weight issues in the bud otherwise you'll eventually reach a point of no return where you're literally doomed.
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>>80832510
You see him eating breakfast made up by 6 bisquits, 5 sausages and gravy
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>>80831245
Their fat doctor is fat?
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>>80832352
>sometimes I have to force myself to eat because it's been so long since I've eaten
>yeah I can still touch my toes, no problem

BITCH, why is you lying??
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>>80832228
First world is a hell of a drug
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>>80832510
not one meal but you get the idea

and she's only half their size so double it
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>>80828245
and people said Morgan Spurlock was wrong
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>>80832718
>>Be abused and/or have a bunch of traumatic shit happen to you at a young age or during adolescence
>>Turn to shitty food as an escape, your brain becomes wired to release dopeamine when you eat
>>Keep overeating
>>Develope anxiety
>>Eventually get around 300 lbs and start having physical issues like back and knee problems
>>Fall or other wise severely fuck up your knee/back
>>Foreverial lose the chance at being able to excercise
>>Eat yourself to death
We have people going through all this shit here in Europe and none of them become human Cetacea. Yeah some of them join ISIS instead but literally zero James here. There has to be more to it than that
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>>80832849
what the fuck are "chocolate digestive biscuits"?
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>>80832228
>being fat is actually healthy

Fatlets BTFO!!
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>>80828091
is that gangrene? christ
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>>80828423
Man, i got a headache reading that...
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>>80832228
Your tax money
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>>80832924
god tier biccys mate
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>>80832849
>crisps
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Can't the western government make obesity not a disability to prevent more obese people popping up since they'll have to pay for their shit?
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>>80828423
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>>80832920
The food is worse in America, I think it's because GMO's and food advertising.
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>>80829715
stop drinking the soda !
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>>80832614
i actually find this necrosis shit interesting
like, id want to peel that shit off or pop those blood cysts or something
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>>80832213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TC4CDyCaeIA&t=71s
BUT
How the fuck is this thread 220 replies long and nobody has pointed out that he gave his own father a FUCKING STROKE just by being in the same room with him. Dude is so nasty he has a poison AOE.
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>>80832849
Why are white people so damn degenerate?
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>>80833039
kek
It's actually because American food and drinks has too much sugar and/or salt in them
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>>80830094

top kek anon
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>>80832920
No it manifests itself in all different ways, substance abuse is far more common than severe obesity. You'll also notice severe obesity occurs in very rural and poorer areas where fast food culture is more prevelant.

>We have no James

You used to
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3133508/Britain-s-fattest-man-33-dies-ballooning-65-stone.html
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>>80830242
No you are, you could only starve if you are malnourished in the first place. That's why we stock fat, to feed our body when we lack food. This monster won't starve for a decade if he didn't eat. What you think is starving is actually being upset not being able to eat like a gluton all the time
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>>80828245

>14 dollars for a shitty salami pizza

jesus christ
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>>80828423
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>>80828091
This is CLEARLY a form of mental illness, how is it not justified to take these people away in order to save them from themselves before things can get to this point? Would most likely save society money as well

>muh freedums
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>>80833092
Well that too, it's actually a combination, Food is prepared differently, advertising makes overeating seem fun, the food has a bunch of sugar and fats.
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>>80828091
M U H L E G S
U
H

L
E
G
S
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>>80828423
Everything was a mistake
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>>80829357
Protein Powder and Water
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>>80828608
>vitamins
Wh... What would that solve??
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Why don't they give them amphetamines or old school diet pills? They can't be worse for you than weighing 600lbs.
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>>80830999
This tub of shit has never been near a pussy
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>>80829435
You want to get about 65-80g protein a day, on the higher end if you're working out.
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>>80833065
Did someone save that Imagine pasta?
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>>80828423
This was the final straw, it's time to shut down 4chan
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>>80831901
underrated
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>>80828423
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>>80829920
He has accumulated so much food in his stomach that those 1200 calories won't be digested until next year
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>>80831715
She said she felt responsible for his well being, as retarded as that sound. She know no one else would take care of him so she created this sense of duty to help him. I can't begin to understand why tho...
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>>80829435
Meat, you fucking ratard.
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>>80832688
Fucking 10/10
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At this point I say the cheaper and easiest way to humanly solve this problem is to hook him up on heroin AND meth and then let the addiction run its course. Go ahead and try to prove me wrong, you can't
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>>80828423
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>>80830579
the fat fuck and the people enabling him should be killed
who the fuck would want to have a giant smelly ass crusty ass fat guy living in their house doing nothing but eating?
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>>80833092
>>80833159
>>80833124
The people you are surrounded by is a big factor as well, your perception of what is normal is influenced by your surroundings.

People have actually managed to normalise diabetes in some areas, so many people have it so it's no big deal. The kids at school are all so fat that the "fat kid" is actually super morbidly obese.

That's why when they see Californian actors on TV they don't know what the fuck is going on.

People who are so fat they're bedridden have legit psychological problems though.
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>>80828423
delete this fucking board already
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>felt like going for a kebab after work
>after this thread I don't want to
Thanks /tv/.
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>>80832924
biscuits, you retarded yank
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>>80828423
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>>80828423
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>>80828245
Jesus Christ...
I have no words for this.
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>>80828423
>wkld

Ruined my orgasm, have a little fucking self respect and check your spelling next time.
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>>80832747
He's 70 and only has a small belly, don't be a dumbass. He treat people in their 30s being ten times his size
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>>80828423
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>>80831677
He get off by eating non-stop. Look how euphoric he was with his second eggroll
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>>80832626
>McMichael said this post was a joke
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>>80828423
>Taking one of the leg pustules into your mouth, you bite down hard
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>>80828423

>All the /v/eddit images replying to this
>That IP count

Try to be more transparent next time. I've read worse shit in my grandmother's obituary.
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>>80828245
Why does he make those noises /tv/? Whar does all this mean?
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>>80828423
wtf
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>tfw 6'3, 220
would kill myself if I go over 300
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>>80828245
>when he squeezes the cheese out

It's all over. There is no hope
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>>80832924
>British use the word "digestive" in the naming of their cookies
>Somehow it's the Yanks who are stupid

Would you like some esophageal biscuits, m8?
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>>80832920
It's simply their excuse. It's more to meant that it's their only mecanism to cope with these issues
>>
POP OFF JAMES
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>>80833729
Imagine the juice and pulp hitting the back of your throat and sliding down your gullet. It's like biting into a fresh ripe baby tomato. Except the taste.
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>>80833377
No where I am, most teenagers here, Chicago, exercise everyday for some sport. Most of the high school girls are on 24/7 diets, it works too they all are fappable.
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>>80833157
They contribute to the economy with the quantity they consume. America's economy thrive on those fuckers (think fastfood, corn products, 'cheap' foods at walmart-like). To solve the problem you would have to change the whole economic system and political and social philosophy.
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>>80833289
Their hearth are already straining to maintening their body circulation, they would simply die due to the excess of stimulation
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>we're not even far away from satirical scenarios like Judge Dredd and the Fatties.

Just kill me now.
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>>80833836
He is sick health and mind.
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>>80834069
The USA would not come to a standstill if little piggies stopped suckling on the teat of fast food companies.

Do you seriously have no idea how many clever people have lived and live in your fucking country? Your free market economy is innovator friendly. The same people who put people on the moon in the 1960s invented the internet.
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>>80834069
No.
The government just literally has to stop disproportionally subsidizing parts of the food industry like corn, wheat, beef, etc.
Then prices would more accurately reflect caloric content.
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>>80828423
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>>80828423
kino
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>>80830496
What the fuck is this called, like in wiki? I wanna read...
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>>80828423
well played well played
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>>80830772
well after 10 years of working in the morgue you might be almost ready for it
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>>80828245
Never mind his nasty eating, what the fuck is the point of this video? We're reviewing fast food now? Really?
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>>80828423
just end it all
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>>80828423
God is dead. We killed him.
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>>80828423
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