>character makes a virgin joke >theater laughs

>>80825030
>>80825085
dumb

I hate to break it to you anon, but if you're still a virgin at 25 you're probably hopeless...

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>Dave Chappelle makes a footpussy joke
>my mom laughs the hardest I've ever heard from her

>>theater laughs

Do Americans ACTUALLY do this?

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>>80825030
>watching movie with hole family
>someone accuses someone of being a pedo
>gasp audibly
>cough loudly to play it off

>>80825220
Only made it worse.

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>>80825220
Are you THE holeguy?

why does sex matter exactly?
Why is having sex for the first time a cultural milestone that people care about and are emotionally invested in?

Childhood is when you think the 40 year old virgin is a comedy
Adulthood is when you realize it's a documentary

>>80825197
Yes, they all "woop" and shit when the badguy gets punched. It's like a fuckin circus. People talk throughout. Not recommended.

>>80825631
Pulling a gril (i.e. not buying a prostitute) and tapping that ass is the first step to becoming a man. That goes for all species.

>>80825631
The common story you'll hear is that having sex for the first time represents growth of character and turning from boy to man in a cultural/societal sense. The reality is that exhibiting an early ability to attract female mates shows your reproductive value as a male, just like with dogs. If you lose your v-card past 20 it doesn't really matter, since by then it's a basic matter of effort and probability.

>>80825741
>>80825831
>girl
rude

>>80825631
it's like the one thing you were born to do

>>80825631
i suppose sex is an important part of your personal life, but its the cultural relevance of your sex life is massively overstated. its an IRL meme

now that said, its funny to laugh at virgins because they typically maintain that status because they are socially inept

>>80825741
>tapping that ass
anuses are not for penis penetration anon

>>80825728
"""people"""

>>80825854
So I'm assuming you realized losing your virginity was hopeless and condition yourself to turn gay as a socially-acceptable safety net and contingency plan?

I had sex 4 times and it sucked each time.
Fuck you faggots for tricking me into that shit, now I can't even fully enjoy masturbation for I know what a mediocrity it is a substitute of...
Thanks for killing my imagination and joy of life

>>80826028
Honestly this is what I was worried about would happen if I ever got laid; never being able to get laid again and then knowing what it actually was I was missing.

As it is now, I can spend four hours edging and cumming so hard I figure that sex simply can't be any better.

>>80825924
or maybe it's beacuse girls never gave me erections

>being a virgin over the age of 18
How?
I was a sperg back then and even I got laid.

>>80826071
It's not edging if you end up cumming during it, no matter how long you last.

>never had sex
>don't care about it
>gave up on women enitrely
feels like a dodged a bullet by not falling the vaginal jew t b h

>>80826085
I didnt care enough to make the move.

I'm not Chris Evans but I can definitely pull some average girl if I force myself to play the game, I just cant be bothered to put that much energy into getting a nut off.

If I really feel the need to cum, I can rub it out in 10 minutes then go about my day.

>>80826085
I don't get why people act like this.

>never approach girls
>rarely talk with girls
>never lower your standards

boom that's how you never get laid in highschool

>>80826162
Why does it matter if the human race dies out from a sub-replacement fertility rate?

>>80825631
>Why is having sex for the first time a cultural milestone that people care about and are emotionally invested in?
It's related to the incentivization of reproduction, something our species needs.

>>80826107
What are you talking about?

Edging is literally the process of taking it to the edge of cumming and backing away.

You're allowed to cum by the end of it, in fact, what kind of pathetic cuckold would you be if you didn't even do that?
What would the point be then?

You cum way, way harder after denying yourself that sweet relief for hours.

>>80826110
You made the right choice. I wish I could take it back and get my wizard powers.

>>80826085
It involves going outside.

I only ever go outside when I have to.

I havent left my house on my own in 6 years

>>80826085
because mommy told me not to have sex before marriage

>>80826159
Did you think the same during puberty because I can hardly imagine that you did.
All I want to know how you managed not to get laid during a time when women have no idea what they want, are insecure as fuck and would even spend time with a grade A sperg like I was.

>>80826110
This. I don't understand the desperation or awkwardness people have when talking to women.

>>80826028
Just imagine that there's a girl with whom sex would actually be enjoyable, and you just haven't fucked her yet.

>>80826210
Edging means engaging in a sexually stimulating act (generally masturbation because nobody does this silly shit in bed with an actual woman) and reaching the brink of orgasm before stopping. Basically you jerk off for however long, almost cum, but stop yourself before ejaculation occurs, and go about your day afterward. If you jerk off for 5 hours straight then cum that doesn't count as edging no matter how close you get to busting a nut.

>>80826274
>a time when women have no idea what they want, are insecure as fuck

Thats women even into their 30s, bub

>>80826274
>I can hardly imagine that you did.
why not? Not everyone's driven by sex anon

>>80826325
They're even more insecure at 30 if they're single.

>sex before 18 is almost always considered a form of rape
>being a virgin at 18 is frowned upon
How does that work out?
Do society turns a blind eye when both parties are below 18? Why would that be OK based on the same principles that convict statuory rape? Is it just a general feeling of "creepy" we base our laws on and not logic?

>>80826316
Edging is just the act of stopping right before orgasm. There is no conditional that says you have to go about your day afterwards like you're suggesting. You finish of AFTER you edge, it's two separate things

>>80826316
You're literally retarded, man.

You yourself describe the process as taking it to the edge and back.
Cumming after edging doesn't mean you haven't been edging.

Literally what kind of pathetic faggot would deny himself relief after playing with himself for hours? It makes no sense. You masturbate because you're horny.
Almost cumming doesn't make you not horny any more.

Allowing yourself to get to the very edge and then stopping makes you cum ten times harder than you normally would.

Also read >>80826365 you fucking moron.

>>80826363
That's just America though.
Anything over 14 is fair game here.

>>80826363
Age of consent is below 18 in a lot of places even though the CP threshold is always 18 no matter what

so if you and your gf are 17 and can legally see each other naked in sexual activity in person, don't send nudes or you can become a registered sex offender

>>80826316
I'm not sure where you heard that but that's not right. You can skip orgasm altogether if you're a cluck, but it's not required.

>>80826085
Clearly you weren't very much of a sperg, then.

>>80826363
>Do society turns a blind eye when both parties are below 18?
yes.

The big idea is that if you're 18+ and have to "prey" upon someone younger than you then you're fucked in the head.

Meanwhile you got all these college girls sucking off their professors and retail managers.

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lets be real, 95% of you are probably fat neckbeards eating cheetos and think hillary should be president.

the people bragging about getting laid are also fat slobs, who fuck 2/10 girls and brag about "slaying puss" online as if they are gods.

all of you shut the fuck up. get back to discussing shitty netflix shows like you normally do, and stop acting as if you are the authority on anything but garbage television.

>>80826028
You're gay

>>80826410
Wrong. I'm not a fat slob,I'm a skinny DYEL and my girlfriend is a solid 3.

>>80826085
Remember the situation you were in and the actions you took that resulted in you getting laid? Imagine you never ended up in that situation and/or never took those actions. Girls don't generally trip and fall on one's dick, anon.

>>80826028
Just close your eyes and think of England.

>>80826410
I'm going to be a wizard this year,
so I feel I'm an authority on being a virgin.

>>80826410
Lanklet virgin reporting in.

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STOP TALKING ABOUT EASY IT IS TO HAVE SEX

I like this prevalent implication that girls aren't also spergy as fuck

>>80826406
it is all kinds of backwards ass irresponsible and fucked up to allow 2 teenagers to fuck who haven't the slightest idea about the inner workings or the consequences of sex and ask whether they could get pregnant by swallowing a load

>>80826406
Your example justifies the general consensus, though. Older people using their positions of power to take advantage of younger people.

>>80826487

my point is dont listen to people talking a big game online

everyone lies. EVERYONE. the people talking about fucking 10/10 girls aren't doing that. they are fucking gutter pigs.

ignore it, they are writing fiction. it shouldnt make you feel bad.

>>80826500
why do you care about having sex?

>>80826535
I guess it does, my thing is we the same principle eslewhere but people turn a blind eye.

Manipulation is manipulation, no matter what laws we make up to cover one aspect of it.

But in the example of the college girls, thats not to say they dont use the relationship to their advantage as well. Its ultimately a mixed bag.

tl;dr humans

>>80826512
That's why sex ed exists. You tell the kids to use condoms and how to use them, that there is no shame in saying no when you are not ready for it and, if need be you tell them were the babies come from.

>>80826559
Because I want to fit in.

>>80826543
I know one guy who always brags about his girlfriend who is actually pretty hot, but then he describes their relationship and its clearly dysfunctional bullshit

quite hilarious, actually. Looks aint everything.

>>80826610
>giggity

>>80826610
why?

>>80826604
the success rate of sex ed is just as much as any other class: an average of C

Sex with someone that you care about > Masturbating >>>>>>>>>>>> Sex for the sake of it

>>80826188
It matters to the forces of evolution. Nobody really knows exactly why.

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I wish I was a virgin again after so many grillfiends. There's no joy from meaningless sex.

>>80826636
If you want to be happy for the rest of your life. . .

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>>80825030
>>80825085

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>>80826085
>don't hit puberty until 16
>instantly develop severe acne right after puberty
>not attracted to anyone in my relatively small high school
>become a shut-in NEET for 2 1/2 years after graduating
Then I got a job and went to school for a couple of years and really tried working on myself. In spite of that nobody expressed any interest in me and I have non-meme medically diagnosed social anxiety so I never make any social overtures.
Now I'm 23 and I've lost all of my friends, haven't gone out socially in about a year and all I do is go to work and come home. I've more or less completely given up.

>>80826719
How about masturbating to someone you care about vs masturbating for the sake of it?

>>80826636

people lie about dick size, finances, whatever

why wouldnt they lie about relationships?

>>80826723
>the forces of evolution
that's not a thing anon

>>80826719
For me, it is still
Masturbating > Sex with someone that you care about >>>>>>>>>>>> Sex for the sake of it

It might be that she is terrible at it but I don't see how it can be improved, it's not like she's not trying

>>80826774
Then it would be

Sex with someone you care about >=Masturbating to someone you care about (Depends on what mood you are in)> masturbating for the sake of it >>>>>>>> sex for the sake of it.

>>80826783
Yeah, it is

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>>80826085
that's the reason lol

if you're ugly you can't really complain

>>80826762
I got laid at 24, anon. Don't worry bro

>>80826762
I broke up with the only girl I ever kissed in High School cause she smelled funny and had a little thumb

>>80826802
provide some scientific proof

>>80826762
>not attracted to anyone in my relatively small high school
How is that even possible? There were 20 kids in my graduating class and I was attracted to 8 of them.

>>80826845
No

>>80826832
How did you do it?

>>80826850
>how is it even possible to not be attracted to people
are normies really this self centered and lacking the ability to comprehend another mindset?

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I honestly don't know how people have sex

It's like you need to be a superhuman to get it

the amount of effort a guy has to do is inhuman

you also have to perform

>>80826870
lol what do you even mean, chicks want to fuck just as much as guys do, its not rocket science

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>>80826811
I remember when my chin looked like that. That was before I gained 20 more pounds.

jdimsa

>>80826850
I just wasn't. For whatever reason there was a notable lack of attractive girls in my grade. I'm pretty sure I have low testosterone so I was never really blinded by hormones and my standards, while not particularly high, are quite specific.
It didn't help that a significant portion of my high school was Asian (I live in Vancouver) and I just don't have yellow fever.

>>80826870
I ate some Xanax and asked out a girl I liked at work. bing-bang-boom

>>80826604
>shame in saying no
I honestly don't get this. Girls are generally either fairly repulsed or fairly attracted to a guy. When is there ever a time when they agree just because it would be impolite? I feel like this is just women lying to themselves.

>>80826762
>I have non-meme medically diagnosed social anxiety

Take some meds for it. I did, and I'd never go back. Life changing bro

>>80826894
I got lucky and it was a chill chick that put in the same effort as I did.

>>80826894
> tfw you meet a really good friend that grew up and has a wife and kids now
It's like meeting a fucking zombie, the person that you knew is long fucking dead, its one of the weirdest things you can witness in your life

>>80826850
>how were you not attracted to someone?
do you realize how much of a non-question this is? it's purely subjective bullshit and they only real answer is "I just wasn't"

>>80825831
>If you lose your v-card past 20 it doesn't really matter, since by then it's a basic matter of effort and probability.
What does that mean? Losing it past your 20s is way harder.

>>80826914
Also should be noted that (maybe sadly enough) what other people say on here and in life is true. You gotta make the approach, and also develop friends and hobbies. It's good for you even if you're not getting laid

>>80826762
>go yo work and come home
Really wish my life was like that

>>80826391
Some guy had dick pics of his penis on his phone and was under 18. So he because a registered sex offender for the rest of his life because he had a picture of his dick lol

>>80826916
>When is there ever a time when they agree just because it would be impolite
Every time I've ever had sex.

>>80826762
>don't hit puberty until 16
holy shit I would kill myself. I hit it like 11 or 12, was almost 6 foot by 14 and then by 16 it was over mostly.

>>80826917

What meds?

>>80826953
Obviously not because the guy provided a pretty adequate answer.

>>80826984
he literally started his post with "I just wasn't"

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>>80825030
>Character makes a sex joke
>Everyone gets it but me

>>80826979
Both of my parents hit puberty quite late, and at the time I was taking antidepressants that I'm fairly certain delayed my puberty further.
I was under 5 feet tall until I was 15 and people made fun of me for it a lot in early high school. I never really recovered socially.

>>80826982
ssris work, benzos as well. there are tons that help, do some research. you'll be apprehensive at first but trust me, it'll change your life. dont suffer if you dont have to

>>80826999
And then added low t and disgusting asians.

>>80827022

I'm not the original guy, was just wondering because I'm already taking lexapro but apart from alleviating the depression it doesn't do much. Also makes me tired as fuck which is a problem for my university work.

Benzos are also highly restricted where I live.

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>>80826762
>>80827017
>tfw late bloomer

>>80827022
>ssris work
{{citation needed}}

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>>80826085

>go to tiny borderline Westboro-tier religious school in tiny town in rural South from 3 years old to 12th grade
>all social interactions and conditioning are utterly insane and repressive
>spend years after graduation and moving away just trying to rid myself of all the hangups
>tfw early '30s now and it's too late

Hi, I'm a wizard. Nice to meet you.

>>80827061
>mfw 20 and still can't grow a full beard or mustache

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>>80826811

>>80827022
>tfw no gf
>depressed
>take ssri
>get gf
>dick doesn't work
>stop taking ssri
>depressed
>lose gf

virgins still exist? Wtf it's 2017

>40
>wizard

You're all amateurs

AMATEURS

>>80827094
KEK good eye, anon

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>>80827113
AWAKEN MY LORDS

>>80827051
i did paxil and it didnt work that well until i tried combining it will other shit like SAM-e, rhodiola rosea, piracetam. i still use paxil as base with the above but im completely cured, and would die before i went back. it might take time to figure it out but once you do, your life will begin

google social anxiety and youll see forums where people talk about various different things theyve tried and you can go from there

>>80827064
they work for me, thats all i care about

>>80827095
testosterone replacement plus cialis works wonders bro

>>80827077

I'm 29, my friend. I will join you soon.

>>80826085
I'm ugly as fuck

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me on the right :(

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>>80827088
>senior in highschool
>still short and prepubescent looking
>have crush on freshman girl
>she starts dating freshman guy who already looks like a man
Now that I've finally caught up to my peers physically I'm too socially maladjusted to do anything.

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>>80827146
I am AWAAAAAAAKE!!!!

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>>80827113
Teach me your ways, dark lord.

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>>80827250
>tfw my father already had a great mustache by the time he was a senior in high school
>Oma said he used to twirl the ends of it cause he was proud of it

I SWEAR TO GOD IT'S THE FUCKING FOOD THEY FEED US

BETA UPRISING WHEN

REEEEEEEEEE!!!!

just accept your fate and go full femboy

>>80827303
>I SWEAR TO GOD IT'S THE FUCKING FOOD THEY FEED US
It's not just the foods, but the plastics and a whole slew of other shit I can't remember.

>>80827094
>Gryffindor.. no. Hufflepuff!

>>80826943
Fuck man, a lot of my former friends are like that. Got married, had kids, died inside. Can't even talk to them now - it's like they're going through life on autopilot.

I like the idea of having a family but not for that price

>>80826325
They just want a low voice at the end od the day. Even height and money can be forgiven if you take power a different way.

It does disgust me though. Robotic incel life can be self empowering, keeps people guessing.

>>80826943
>tfw closest high school friend shut off all ties with me because he wanted to be with his girlfriend instead
>4 years later and they're still together, just last week he blew off one of his other close friend's 21st with some bullshit excuse an hour after it started when he had confirmed he was going a week ago

>>80825030
All these fucking megavirgins are making me laugh too much!! The denial is so tasty

>>80827317
It's everything, it's all the cancerous chemicals. They're doing this on purpose, Test levels are decreasing all across the West. It rhymes. Low Test in the West. Low Test in the West. Be a Beta like the Rest.

>>80827367
>>80826943
I think you can't understand unless you have a kid yourself. Although it depends on the person. I know a guy who has 2 kids and he's still a stoner who plays pokemon and paints lord of the rings figures.

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>80827430

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>late-maturing boys develop lower self-esteem and confidence and generally have lower popularity among peers, due to their less-developed physiques. Also, they experience problems with anxiety and depression and are more likely to be afraid of sex than other boys.

>>80827077
The people I know who went to religious schools always say that they are full of crypto sluts. Like "omg Becky anal is totally ok because you're still a virgin" sluts

>>80827479
>more likely to be afraid of sex than other boys

What would you do if you had the chance? How to react?

>>80827088
20 is nothing pal. Still a kid

>>80826956
Well then I must be a champion sex-haver, but I still exude the same undesirability that virgins do.

>>80827432
Probably depends on the wife too. Some women can grind a man down to a husk

>>80827513

We aren't talking about Catholic school or school for rich white kids affiliated with a mega church. We're talking about "girls have to wear full length skirts to cover their ankles at all times which will be subject to random inspection, no physical contact ever, no looking ever, no occupying the same room as the opposite sex without teacher/preacher supervision, only go to approved "colleges" to meet your husband/wife in the "ministry" if a suitable match hasn't been arranged by your parents by graduation, no secular music, no secular movies (we monitor the theater parking lot, so we'll find out if you go), no unapproved books, have your parents sign this form requiring you to attend three 4+ hour church services and two chapel services a week plus any and all additional functions and/or services, don't take the SAT/ACT, blow up abortion clinics" sort of stuff here.

>>80825631
Primalists (ie dumb people) think that Man needs only to fuck, eat, shit and sleep. They forgot there's a hierarchy of needs and that some of the items in each hierarchy can be bypassed.

You'll have sex eventually, whether you lose it when you're 30 or even 40, there'll just come a point where you body has to have it and you'll step out of your comfort zone to get it. In the meantime, don't be spooked by a sense 'obligation' or 'biological duty' to have sex, the only person it benefits is you.

>>80827862
The primal need to fuck can easily by satisfied by masturbation.
It's the need to feel loved that gets you.

>>80826811
that's mostly your posture, I know absolute fatties who've gotten laid

>>80827712
>if a suitable match hasn't been arranged by your parents by graduation
I wish somebody arranged for me to have a gf

>>80827712
In what horrible flyover state is this shit going on?

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>>80827862
>there'll just come a point where you body has to have it and you'll step out of your comfort zone to get it
>jus b urself

>>80827923
either they fucked ugly/fat women, they paid or they used status to do it

>>80827862
>just come a point where you body has to have it and you'll step out of your comfort zone to get it
Yeah, I went to a prostitute

>>80827947

Everywhere, man.

>first kiss at 17
>handjob at 18
>laid at 19
Bout a dozen or so sexual experiences between then and 22 when I finally became a wizard shutin. I would be fine with this if I wasnt actually attractive enough to get women but anxiety as fuck. Only time ive had sex in the past 3 years was twice with prostitutes, embaressing and thankfully did not cartch anything. Why do I have to have 8/10 facial aesthetics and be a neurotic fuck. I even have hot as fuck female friends in my friend group who I dont even want see anymore half the time cause they make depressed.

>>80827562
Having sex past 20 and losing virginity past 20 are 2 different things.

>>80828160
must be good being good looking

women approached you?

>>80828160
>Normie problems

>>80828160
>I would be fine with this if I was ugly
No, being ugly is a hard. "Waaah my anxiety!" Yes us uglies have that too and with good reason.

>>80827862
>You'll have sex eventually, whether you lose it when you're 30 or even 40, there'll just come a point where you body has to have it
t. your ass. There's probably a few amount of people that lived to old age and died virgins, extremist monks ect. It's just a warm hole, really doesn't fucking matter. Only should matter if you know it's what you want in life.

>>80828240
Yeah, but far as I can tell it only works out when you don't act autistic and perplexed after they approach you. Ive literally had that scene from Manchester By The Sea with the chick at the bar happen to me.... fucking loser

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>tfw 27 year old virgin

>>80828241
Believe me anon, you can lose your normiepass

>>80829022
Same. Never even a kiss.

It must feel amazing to be wanted.

>>80827516
different anon, but i know i couldn't get an erection

i don't even get morning wood anymore

>>80829489
no it doesn't
it's just another anxiety

>>80826190
>incentivization of reproduction, something our species needs.
Not anymore. Fuck off we're full now applys to the whole planet

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>character is being manipulated
>JUST KEEP ON USING ME UNTIL YOU USE ME UP starts playing

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>>80831782
I NEED A GANGSTA
TO LOVE ME BETTAH

>>80826410
>tfw I'm a chubbyfat semi-neckbeard and I still was in two longer relationships and I won't die a virgin

feels weird man

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>>80827094
>tfw no gf