ITT: shitty film criticisms >it wasn't memorable

>>80823631
>Cords in the pool
Do Americans really do this?

>>80823631
>characters weren't relatable
>characters never changed
>it's boring
>it has bad pacing
>it has bad cinematography(doesn't back up argument)

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>>80823656

why do white people want to die so badly

>I didn't like the main character

>>80823656
>european plugs
>european beer

>>80823656
That's Germany.

>it was all substance no style

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>movie has situation the 18 year old "film expert" has never experienced and couldn't possibly imagine experiencing
>"the acting was bad"

>Anon makes post about classic movie which has been discussed at length for 30+ years
>"This movie sucks it's boring"

>>80823684
>>it's boring
>>it has bad pacing
These are all valid if you can back it up.

>>80825715
Um ... isn't that backward?

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>>80823631

>it's a classic
>it's iconic
>it's timeless
>it's important
>it's film history

All of this means jack shit for whether or not one should enjoy the movie.

>>80823631
I'm more concerned about that fucking leaning on the edge, once that water starts coming out it ain't gonna stop.

>it was my childhood
>I am such a nerd

>>80825871
It depends whether you care about film history. I've enjoyed watching some classic or "important" films even though I didn't like them, but it's interesting to see whatever made them important at the time. I guess there are different reasons to watch movies.

>>80825869
idk. It's bullshit whatever it is.

>>80823631
>that 1910 power strip

nice try hans

> He actually thinks they have it plugged in

>>80823656
Seems more like an eastern european/Russian thing to do

>>80823631
i'm surprised an image this old still gets replies with "americans". it was, at least 10 years ago, "bait" (well before that term was used this way) in a demotivational poster

>>80826565
Yeah this is one of the oldest jokes on the internet but somehow, every time, it works.

>>80823631

I never understood why these Americans are supposed to be stupid. Those outlets probably have protective lids on them, meaning it wouldn't matter if they got splashed with water.

>>80826565
>>80826588
You are the ones getting baited

I always reply to this picture saying that same thing and it never fails to get replies from people like you

>>80825643
>>80825682
Americans on holiday

>it was fun

>>80825643
The sockets are weird desu.

The ground bolt is shaped differently than in French-European model and every single other one has the bolts on the male plug. It may be just the perspective.

>it didn't align with my politics

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>>80829006
>Mfw I watched punishment park earlier and it did align with my politics

>>80823631
I remember when this image was always posted on /sp/.

>>80823631
>once you come out of the cinema you will want to go straight back in and see it again

Has anybody actually done this?

>>80823631
If a movie was so boring you don't remember most or any of it, that makes it bad.

>>80825847
I agree with the pacing, but boring is entirely subjective.

>>80823631
>>80831281
This, I use "how much of it I can remember in a week" as a metric.

>>80831364
>boring is entirely subjective

This is true, but it's a subject people are so passionate about they often forget this.

>>80823656
Are Europeans really this obsessed?

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>the movie has no point or message whatsoever