What did Calvin do wrong and why was it nothing?

Did anyone else notice how Jake Gyllenhall said 'Collin' instead of 'Calvin' after he read Goodnight Moon?

Why didn't Deadpool just bite down?

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For the first time ever, I need a sequel.

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>that ending
JUST

>>80819774

Eh, one would say

>That's life.

This is the first movie i saw in theatres in a movie long time. Got 2 free tickets. Just because i refuse to pay for the digital jew. I must say the movie theatre experience changes it completely. It was actually fun. And ryan reynolds' shtick is excellent. He's got great screen presence. Otherwise the movie was dumb with some good suspenseful scenes. Good ending.

>>80820131
in a *very long time. Wow

THIS THREAD IS VIRAL MARKETING.

LAST NIGHT SOME ANON FAGGOT CAME HERE AND SAID HE GOT FREE TICKETS TO THE SCREENING AND WOULDN'T SPOIL ANY OF IT AND TALKED LIKE SOME MARKETER, SAYING IT WAS A GREAT MOVIE.

FUCK YOU SHILLS

>>80820207
Life is the worst movie I have ever fucking seen Jake Gyllenhaal deserves to get raped by 1,000 scorpions Jews did 9/11.
There, still think I'm a marketer?

>>80820417
yes i do faggot

My dad works at Nintendo and got me and my wife's son some free tickets, best movie ever made, I didn't spend my money on it but you goyi.. Er I mean "normal civilians" certainly should!

Ill check out some reviews, read the plot spoiler on wikipedia and then probably watch it once its on show box.

Is there any other way to enjoy kino now?

>>80821038
Why would you read the spoiler and then watch it? Why not watch it first?