>comic book movies can't be kin-

>>80812463
>Not "Films everyone hates but you"

You had one fucking job.

>>80812566
literally no one hates this though

>>80812620
not that guy but it was shit m8

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>>80812670
That script + Matt Ryan would be perfect Hellblazerkino

>>80814115
Go and suck his cock so I can watch

>>80812670
I bet you hated bvs too

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>>80812463
Best portrayal of Satan on film ever.

No idea why Gabriel is a girl though.

>>80815607
I haven't watched it in forever, but was Tilda actually PLAYING a girl? I thought it was intentionally portrayed as either androgynous or a man

>>80812620
that is the point, and thus the meme

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>>80815607
>>80815685
Tilda was meant to be androgynous

And pic related is best satan

>>80815607
Because Angels are sexless

The whole Angels looking like perfect humans with wings and glowing white came about in medieval times

in the Bible/Torah and early depictions of angels are almost eldritch, some are described as circles with many faces for example