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what is this thing?

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what is this thing?
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it's a lens.

used to see what it looks like through a camera lens.
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>>80797353

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Director's_viewfinder
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>>80797397
Thank you.
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*leans back*
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nevermind that shit

why is he wearing a towel on his belly
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>>80797353
It's a cumleidoscope

Thousands of pictures of jizz reflect off mirrors allowing talented photoshoppers to make the perfect tribute.
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>>80797475

keeps positive energy from escaping
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>>80797353
He's looking for trace amounts of BBC juice on her face
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>>80797475
It's a power towel, Jodo turned him on to them.
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>>80797353
Why are you even posting on this board if you can't identify something as simple as a directors viewfinder.

Do you even work in the industry? Why are you here.
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>>80797524
who is the manufacturer of the lens, give details
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>>80797475
thats a tzitzit you racist fuck. use a google search you worthless nazi scumbag

/pol/ is that way
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>>80797577
>tzitzit
kek no

why are you so angry
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>>80797559
It's an Alan Gordon camera, the lens is manufactured in Germany by a company I assure you've never heard of.
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>>80797475
>he doesn't wear a power towel
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>>80797475
I wear it too while watching kino desu. keeps me focused
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>>80797633
Schneider Isco?
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>>80797692
No it's a Steinheil
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let me know if anyone knows where i can buy this thing or if you know the product code
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>>80797855
why would you need one of those?
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>>80797900
it's the proper way to view elle fanning in person, didnt you know that anon?
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>>80797900
i think i might need it in the future
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>>80797855
It's a UDF Viewfinder. Not sure what the lens is, but the viewfinder itself will run you at least $8000.
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>>80797978
why do you want that specific one, you can literally just google directors viewfinder and find one
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>>80797933
This. It prevents the cum soaking your shirt and pants.
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>>80798159
i need one that supports big lenses
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>>80797475
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>>80797475
It's a power blanket. He had stomach trouble directing his first movie and his mom recommended that he wrap a towel around his waist.
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>>80798085
motherfucker...!
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>>80797353
Used for setting up shots, framing, focus, etc. Gives an idea of what its going to look like in camera BEFORE you shoot.
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>>80797353
why isn't he using a smaller one what could be the difference?
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>>80797475
it's to hide the constant boner elle gives him
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>>80798688
different type of lens
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>>80797475
42
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Mini-bazooka
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it's an oval drawn in red
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>>80798688
Short answer is features.

High end viewfinders offer more info and variables which let the director quickly find a shot he likes and communicate it with the DP.
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>>80797436
nice
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>>80797353
>mfw Refn delayed his ultimate masterpiece, The Avenging Silence, which would've been the perfect mix of OGF, Drive and Valhalla Rising set in a neon Tokyo, to instead remake Pusher as a ten-part amazon tv series set in LA
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>>80797353
Optical autism.
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A scar
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>>80798549
>he probably just tossed it to the side as soon as he left
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A try hard
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>>80797475
You don't?
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>>80797353
King of Cool right there, guys
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>>80800310
Refn is a hero of the modern day. I struggle to imagine what he would've done with himself if he was born 200 years ago
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>>80797475
To keep his belly warm :3
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>>80799448
Wouldn't you?
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>>80797475
It's a cuckbelt
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>>80797353
Telescope
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>>80798555
>>80798549
>>80797353
He's actually autistic isn't he? What the fuck?
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>>80801452
It's actually not as weird as we meme
It's a meditation device. It allows him to visualise all insecurity and fear about the film he's making and channel it to a single object.

Essentially, it's a glorified comfort blanket.
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>>80797353
It's used to check dubs, like mine
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>>80801535

its not weird for an adult to have a comfort blanky?
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>>80801694
Not that weird
Most people don't take it to work with them, but having some sort of item that helps you mentally alleviate stress isn't particularly uncommon

Hell, stress balls are like a mass-marketed thing
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>>80801320
Simplest answer is correct. Belly is a spot that gets cold more easily and oftentimes normal clothes don't offer additional belly insulation.

Refn solved this
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wew
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>>80797353
I always wondered the same thing and never looked it up, but I always thought it was a thing were directors can see or test the lenses
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>>80799448
goose and refn are best bros
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>>80801828
Gosling is such a bro. Kinda love him.
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>>80802006
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>>80797436
>>80797353
yare yare daze
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I will not understand how this movie did not get a nod for Best Cinematography. It's inconceivable to me.
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>>80797353
>elle, lemme SMASH
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>>80797475
RUNDOWN
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>>80797475
He's jewish...
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cunny detector
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>>80802053
i wonder if he wants Goose to sleep with his wife
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does his youngest child have downs or baka?
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>>80797353
lice detector
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>>80797353
Heyy Hoo look at me pirate eye lassie
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>>80797475
I dunno
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>>80802053
>literally the plot of Drive
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>>80802291
He has an extra 'Refn-chromosone' which results in a rare condition known as 'Refns syndrome'.
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>>80801828
this will never not make me laugh
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>>80797475
To keep what's underneath from falling out
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>>80797353
Can you imagine the close-ups he got of her neck?
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>>80802898

dont remind me
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No wonder his wife is fucking Gosling.
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>>80802977
delete this please
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Remember when he sexually assaulted a child live on TV and everyone just laughed it off?
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>>80797475
so he doesn't get crab leg crumbs on his shirt
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>>80803089
never happened
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>>80802898
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>>80802924
yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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>>80802924
jesus christ this is pretentious
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>>80797353
Neck cam
For capturing Elle's perfect neck
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>>80804164
>jesus christ this is very sexually arousing

fixed that for you my friend ywyw
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>>80804223
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>>80797353
It's the real-life coincidence detector. It goes haywire at Hollywood.
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>>80802237
Refn essentially admits that
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>>80797475
It's Powerblanket dude, haven't you heard?
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based Refn still making waifukino in 2017.
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>>80797475
400 year old kinocloth
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>>80804384
>he got PAID MONEY TO TOUCH HER NECKAKLSJDF;LAKJSD;LFKAJW3;O4IJRA;LI34JR
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I thought her pyjama was saying "smashBBC"
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>>80802053
danish people are so weird
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Does Refn actually have autism?
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>>80798549
pure kino
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>>80802129
Because is not very good
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>>80804726
Autism is a term that mediocre people use to describe the brightest minds. Minds so bright they blind plebs with their radiance.
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>>80801767
>but having some sort of item that helps you mentally alleviate stress isn't particularly uncommon
Why not just get crippling alcoholism instead? Worked for 5 generations of men in my family.
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>>80804164
>pretentious

That word has no meaning anymore unless you can explain what is pretentious about it. Just another buzzword by people with zero understanding of aesthetics.
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>>80802237
Who wouldn't want the goose to sleep with their wife?
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>>80797397
He uses the thin end later in his trailer with her.
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>>80805430
I'd rather have Goose than wife desu
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>>80805410
how unironic
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>>80805450
M-me too, I just didn't want to say it.
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>>80804164
Oh, but lobster dog isn't. It's pure kino famalam.
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>>80805410
The scene is the epitome of the definition you fucking underage twat
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>>80802924
she made me realize im a neck/collarbone guy
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>>80805779
>underestimating the value of beauty

yep, you're totally right anon, totally, it's only the foundation of visual art
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>>80806008
your post made me realize you're a kissless virgin
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>>80806046
sure anon, ive probably FUCCED more than you
:^)
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>>80797353
>>80797397
It's actual industry name is the perviscope
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>>80806084
I am 100% sure you haven't
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>>80801535
>>80801452
He likes the pressure around him and comforts him like a hug box.
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>>80806185
that means we have both had plenty of sex
let us rejoice that we are not incels then my good man
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>>80806046
>>80806185
Anonymous internet fights. Stay tuned for the latest updates.
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>>80806246
Fair enough. It does good to be better than 90% of the board lol
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>>80806383
>It does feel good to be*

Was busy thinking about the sex I'm having tonight and forgot a word.
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>>80797475
(You)
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>>80802053
>when you are too autistic to get a black bull
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>>80797475
P
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W
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>>80797353
Refn has no vision
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>>80806008
Imagine to be her slutty neck slave
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>>80804422

need to farm a stack of kinocloth in the cinéhighlands
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>>80807741
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>>80797353
Some type of contraption to get her entire neck in frame.
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