>hear that >i hear nothing >exactly

IT'S PAYNE STOP 'IM

>>80797040

WHACK HIM

Don't answer that.
A rhetorical question.

FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS

ALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX

ICE HIM!!!!

John Who?

>>80796962
PAYNE TO THE MAX

>>80796962
> They were all dead

>>80799221
> The final gunshot was an exclamation mark on everything that had led to that point

max payne movie adaptation when

>>80799299
Hopefully never.

>>80796962
So how did Mona survived in Max Payne 1? Was it ever explained?

>>80799417
It was not Mona but her twin sister Lisa in Max Payne 1.
Jk I have no idea.

>>80799417
Same reason Max survived in Max Payne 2

>>80799357
>>80799417
Not sure if serious.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0467197/

>>80799566
>max payne movie is bad
>critics write witty and clever reviews like saying it's "payneful to watch"

>>80799299
There was one with Matt Damon.
Nah, just watch John Wick.

Is the movie really that bad?

>>80799631
Yes. It has no redeeming qualities whatsoever. Even Mila Kunis can't save it.
It's clearly too dark to save budget, it looks like it was all made in a computer and the story makes no sense, like they dumbed it down so much that there's no plot. There's no dark humor and Payne was terribly miscast.

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They work the agent.
The leather man...

>>80799566
> Ludacris...Jim Bravura
kek

>>80799747
>>80799807
>fucking up this badly

>>80799417
Don't answer that.
A rhetorical question.

>>80799807
Vinnie aged really well.What's his secret?

Does anyone love alcoholic Payne in 3 but hate it when he shaves his head and quits?

GRENADE

>>80799807
PAYNE?

jesus christ i played the fuck out of this game. pretty much my favorite game of all time, it all clicked with me.

>>80799566
If a movie was about random cop in NY, it would be 2/10 at best.
A movie about Max Payne this is 0/10.
Terrible and shitty movie.

>>80799566

VALKYR
FUCKING
SHITS

>>80799807

I'M A COLLECTOR

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>>80799919
>Max Payne 3

We don't talk about that...

Reminder Mark Wahlberg thought the script to the Max Payne movie sounded badass then found out it was based on a video game then shat all over the movie and gave a shit performance as a result.

MIRRORS ARE MORE FUN THAN TELEVISION

>>80800489
Reminder that Mark Whalberg is a former criminal and begged to have his criminal record deleted so he could be come reserve cop.

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>>80800553

Superior show coming thru

MAX HEAT IS BACK

>>80799919
>in 3
kys

Balderdash!

>>80800772
>>80800408
What's wrong with 3, you plebs?

>>80796962
YOU'RE A REAL ANGEL, MAX...

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how could they fuck up a max payne movie? they could've literally made one of the greatest films ever! the 2 games were perfect! they had everything to make a GREAT film! unfuckingbeliveable

>>80800772
>>80800408
3 was a great game, what are you talking about

>>80801797
it's a great game. but not a great max payne game. would've been better if they just called it "the man who kills and shit" or something.

>MY LORD!
>MY LADY!!

>>80801797
It's barely a Max Payne game. Remove the talking to himself element and it's a generic favela crime drama.

>>80801923
the NY flashbacks were a lot of fun

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Best character besides Payne?

>Jack Lupino, yeah, spooky!

>>80802064
Vinnie Gognitti. Terminally incompetent comedic relief character who eventually becomes your ally but still fucking dies in a funny way.

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>Movie starts
>Yup, my face when this is me

>/tv/ - Television & Film

>>80801923
agreed
>>80802051
they were but I'm just not generally a fan of constant stop start flashbacks in any media

The Panama Canal level was the worst

>Max, dearest of all my friends

>>80802164
Max Payne 1 & 2, and to a lesser extent Alan Wake, are all Finnkino and absolutely belong on this board. Stop being a fag

>>80802252
ok fine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-M--F-aVUY

So what is it?

>>80797767
?!shE haS dyeD heR haiR reD
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRH!

>>80799616
>Matt Damon

It was an easy mistake to make.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNecEGkcRwg

>>80796962
A linear sequence of scares...

>>80801797

every 30seconds of gameplay is followed by 30seconds of cutscenes. what's the point to all of this?
you had one cutscene to set up the tone of the level in 1 and 2. yet after every fucking door there's some stupid exposition shit going down

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>>80799679
odd thing is, about 5 movies too late he actually started to look like max

>>80799631

think about the DooM movie.
times a million

>>80802143
funny enough every max payne game starts like that

>>80802831
That's the Far Cry movie

>>80796962
THE FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS

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>John Mirra?
>Yes, this is he

>>80801797
>>80801923

Because what made Max Payne so good in the first place was the story and the monologues, which wasn't up to snuff in 3 so it basically was a generic TPS and Man on Fire ripoff. Also it was kinda pointless because everything came full circle at the end of MP2 and his arc was complete

>>80801987

I'M AM YOUR LONG LOST SISTER

*DUDUMM

>>80802064

MP1 Vlad
MP2 Bravura

>>80799679

>Even Mila Kunis can't save it

She wasn't the worst miscast in the movie but it was even worse off for having her in it

>>80800720

>my lord
>my lady

Game of Thrones theme starts playing

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PAYNE?

>>80799263

> I released my finger from the trigger, and it was over

I love how I played MP over 15 years ago and I still can hear this, verbatim, in his voice perfectly.

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/tv/ is based as fuck.

I fucking love Max Payne. I remember one night I was really drunk and accidentally banged my head and started bleeding pretty bad from the wound. I was wearing a leather jacket and thought I was Max from MP2 after he gets shot in the head I kept limping around looking for painkillers I think I had a concussion but w/e.

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Would you include a scene like this in the movie?

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>>80805039
>I had a dream of my wife. She was dead, but it was alright.
Some of the most perfect VA work and writing in any videogame.

>>80805234

MP1 and 2 were two of the best, most perfect games ever made. This is indisputable.

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>>80796962
Is Max Payne 1 vidya kino?

>>80800553
shE hAd diEd heR hAir Red

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aMjUIutvLw
Wack him

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>>80805358
Sam Lake transcends vidya

>>80805516

>That dude who just casually somersaults though the pane glass window at 0:35

lol wtf

>>80801797
3 was literally Call of Duty feat Max Payne you spastic please delete your life.

I released my finger from the trigger...

What does BB stand for anyways?

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when life imitates vidya

>>80805187
of course

Rhetorical Question

based /v/

>>80802064
he was obsessed with spaghetti western kino

>>80800720
POOL'S CLOSED

>>80809683
>/v/
>"based"


/v/ is fucking awful. The fact that people try to come here to talk about video games all the time supports that.

>>80809160
That entire infograhic is embarassing

>>80810836
Embarrassing, but true.

>>80796962
was he based off a real actor or is he fictinoal ? He looks familiar. Man i miss the young max payne.

>>80799828
yeah what an epic fail kek.

>>80801049
it's reddit

>>80811027
MP1 is just a photo of the game's writer slapped onto a 3D model
See >>80805612
MP2 Max is based on his voice actor.

>>80811374
MP3 was based off James McCaffery, the VA. MP2 was an actor named Timothy Gibbs. Fun Fact, Mona Sax in MP2 was played by the same actress who did Daria's friend Jane Lane

>>80810836
>Wind Waker better than TP or SS
>Infinite Warfare better than Battlefield 1
>Dark Souls 3 better than Bloodborne

Kill yourself.

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>Mona will never wrap her assassin body around you

why bother with breathing?

>>80802051
The whole should've been in NY

>>80809160

is MP2 really that good? only played the first one back in '01

>>80811489
Oh shit my mistake, I haven't played these games for ages. There's different actors for the character likenesses, graphic novel photos, and voices so it's pretty confusing sometimes.

>>80811593
>>80811521
Whoops, meant for >>80810897

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>>80811609
Agreed. I used to be autistically involved in that series, the graphic novel, modding, etc. I had trouble figuring out if Gibbs was in MP3 because of pic related, they almost could have used him again if they wanted. They both got the look.

>>80796962
has anyone managed to get Max Payne get working on Windows 7?

>>80811805
I did once a few years ago. I think I had to find an older .exe or something. Sorry that isn't more helpful, just can't remember. I have windows 10 and so far I can't play mp1 either :'(

OH GOD, YA SHOT ME, AAAHHH...