Webm Thread

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>>80796823

MARCY?!

Fright Night is pretty good

>>80796903
Yes Marcy! She was always so hot in Fright Night.

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>>80796903
I think that one of mine. I need to redo Near Dark.

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>>80796889

>>80796889
I'll never understand why people think those movies are good.
or why they think Kate Beckinsale is hot.

yes, she's a solid 10 for people like us, but she's absolute dogshit for movie standards.

>>80796903
Not OP but I watched FN for the first time around Halloween of last year and I was blown away how hot Marcy looked in it. They really did a number on her on Married With Children.

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Imogen Poots is very nice in the Fright Night remake

>>80797020
>remake

Get the fuck outta here.

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>you will never be Mister Imogen Gay Poots
>you will never say "Mister Poots, I love your daughter."
>you will never fuck the Poots out of her
>you will never call her Pootie
>you will never put your arm around her waist and refer to your children as "All our little Pootses"
>you will never nickname various parts of her body Pootsie, Pootser, or Pootspoots
>you will never pant the name "Imogen Gay Poots, oh Imogen Gay Poots" in her ear as you make love to her
>you will never slip the ring on her finger and say "I guess you're Imogen Straight Poots now"

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>>80796977

>>80797043

if there's one thing I saw in the trailers that I liked was Ferrell setting the house on fire since they won't invite him in

>>80796977
I never got the Kate Beckinsale fascination either

>>80797020
I remember Jamie Murray's name because of that movie

>>80797096
>>80797020

Fuck I mean the sequel reboot

>>80797079
lol, alright that is pretty good.

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Lot of nice OC

>Soon some anon will say this is all just reposts.

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>>80796910
What kino is this?

>>80797273
Mad Dog was the shit.

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>>80797273
Going to have a go at Rogue One this weekend
Also got a couple of other things lined up

>>80797336
>get ready for a surprise!

>>80797051
Imogen Lesbian BRAAAAAAAP

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Looking back, I really shouldn't have been shown this stuff as a kid.

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>>80797336
Was thinking of doing Rogue one myself - not seen it yet.

>>80797411
What did Jessica Based tell her?

>>80797411

Weird to think that I've walked by Jessica Biel at my work. She seemed nice, but I saw Haley Williams more often anyway.

>>80797726
>He just fucked my ass in the limo, I don't know why he's still so hyper

I'm a professional lip reader, you can trust me, this is exactly what she said.

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>>80797716
>Was thinking of doing Rogue one myself - not seen it yet.
There are some really webmable moments

>>80797726
"I'm sorry, he's gay"

>>80796823
Humperdinck?

>>80796823
Why were they fighting over a chicken?

>>80797726
"hey it's great to see amphibians at the Oscars"

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>>80797777
nice digits

>>80797411
Justin already letting us know who he's going to fuck next

>>80797726
>"I'm sorry I'm soo sorry I don't know why he did that!"

>Emma: "See that he doesn't do it again, who even is that? Wow."

Emma is clearly a bitch who doesn't know J-Timbz

>>80797777
what the hell is this from? a commercial? looks awful

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>>80798341
Aerosmith video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xzDj-XOX2U
She was 19 at the time

>>80797051
10/10 pasta.

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>>80798415
>She was 19 at the time
This is her at 14 or 15/

>>80798068
any more ong bak webms?

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>>80798547
just this, wish I had more

>>80798049
>J-Timbz
I always thought that was Orlando Bloom.

>>80798615
That's cool.
I remember hearing when Jackie Chan first saw this film he was against it because he thought Jaa was teaching people to kill one another. Which is amusing.

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>tfw Femme Fatale actually has a pretty cool story but it gets overshadowed by all the lewdness

>>80798785
Tony Leung looks practically the same now as he did back then.

>>80797051
You will never smell her piits

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Also the dude she's lapdancing for later played the rapist in Irreversible, which amuses me a bit

>>80798844
You are right , he does

>>80798653
kek, Jackie ya dickhead

>>80799108
I remember this spooky movie but I've never seen it -- what is it? I wanna watch

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>>80799177

Nosferatu, Phantom der Nacht

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>>80799177
Herzog's Nosferatu
One of my all-time favorite movies

>>80799146
unexpeted boner

>>80799215
Dude had some stick legs
Bro, bro, bro, you skip leg day bro?

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>>80799269
those are the best kind of boner

>>80798785
Knuckledu??

>>80799760
Is that the actress from the french returned show?

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>>80799355
I remember that movie. Had a cute blonde that also in Frailty and the bad guy actually does some evil things. Of course the woman shoots him in the end.

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And that was the last of the Hard Boiled Webms

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>>80799965
I like it because it has Tracy Ryan and, as you mention, the villain is pretty nasty

>>80800022
>You will never meet a schoolgirl Rachel.
;__;

that redhead looks a lot like Niamh McGrady, who the best thing in the series "The Fall"

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>>80800173
>that redhead
That's Agnes Bruckner, she's done a ton of tv stuff

>>80799215

How can a grown man have legs that thin?

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>>80800255
http://niamh-mcgrady.com/gallery/albums/movies%20and%20tv/2014-2013%20-%20The%20Fall/S2%20screencaps/S02E02/The_Fall_S02E02_mkv0073.jpg

^ link so I do not use a image slot

Yea, realized it wasn't her.

>You will never be the headmaster of a all girl school with these gals in it.

>>80796823

Fright Night. Fuck Yeah!

Got any Evil Ed webms?

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Goodnight /tv/

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>>80800529
night

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>>80800491 see
>>80797226
>>80798722
>>80798774
>>80798897
Plus there are one or two in the thread before this one.

>>80796903
what the fuck that's Marcy from Married With Children?

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>>80800771

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Final one for the night.

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>>80798836
is that tommy wissu??

>>80800681

Nice one

He later became a gay porn star you know

>>80801187
I had indeed heard that. Don't feel the need to verify it for myself though.

>>80801615
Too bad about the weight, if she lost 60 pounds she'd be really cute.

>>80801663
>implying she isnt perfect

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>>80801663
She is cute because she has a cute face. The body is okay, I like it. Twig girls are fine too

>>80797002
hahahaha wtf is this?

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>>80796823
am i unbanned?

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>>80802152
huzzuh

>>80801663
>60 pounds
More like 80.
She's not that tall and close to 200.

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>>80801663
>>80802374
100% autism confirmed

>>80802446
100% landwhale confirmed :^)

>>80802446
>being this much of a triggered amerifat

pls you're embarrassing yourself

>>80802446
that was rude. it didn't even hurt him.

>>80802446
fyi, calling someone fat isn't autism, it's just a little rude

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>>80802509
>>80802542

>>80802673
taking 60-80 pounds off of that girl would kill her you fucking basement dwellers, but maybe it wouldn't make a big difference on your fat useless asses.

>>80802446
this triggers me

>>80798068
i love that movie, but that's the first time i realize how fucking awful those extras are

>>80802736
>being a short girl under 120 lbs is death

lololololol

>>80802736
Thanks for proving the dangers of women doing lots of drugs while pregnant. The fact that you're able to breathe while this stupid is amazing. You're an inspiration to us all.

>>80802736
>called out as a landwhale
>gonna call them fat in return, that will show them

:^)

>>80800332
the movie looks fun, but god, that old guys facial expressions are fucking annyoing

>>80800334
wew lad

>>80799996
thanks anon, those were great
what kind of place is this btw? What are they doing with those birds?

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>>80800334
God damn that's sad. I was thinking of watching this, too.