This poster is a literal 10

>>80795834
Really hope Ridley goes back to the Texas Chainsaw Massacre influence first one and it's just a bloodbath.

deviantArt/10

The movie looks like a 3... out of 5

>>80795834
IS ZIT """""LICHERALLYY""""" AH 10(TEN) LAD?

>>80795834
Never judge a remake by its poster, lass.

I'll admit I'm a completely pleb when it comes to art but this obviously inspired by Renaissance art of hell and Dante and the Hieronymus Bosch type stuff.

Can anyone give me a more specific inspiration?

>>80795834
>no Gieger sick fantasies
>muh symbolism instead
It's going to be shit.

>>80796043

But it's both

>>80795999
pretty much Paradise Lost, which was going to be the original title of the movie

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>>80795834
>Fine, all you care are xenomorphs? There. I hope you're fucking happy.

>>80798394
>I hope you're fucking happy.

is that what you told Tony on his deathbed?

That's pretty cool, but where's the wheat?

>>80795834

We've got Aliens, Engineers and Humans.

Now tell me how Predators enter into this mix?

>>80798724
They...don't.

>>80795834
bretty gud

>>80798743

Thank christ

>>80798526
>deathbed
He jumped off a bridge

>>80798743
>>80798807

But.. they should?

Alien timeline: Engineers made Humans, Engineers also made Aliens (Unknown). Engineers kind of want to kill everything, Aliens do want to 'kill' everything, Humans want to survive but will always result in killing everything.

Predator timeline: Predators found Aliens, kill them for game. Predators found Humans, kill them for game.

Am I right?

>>80798931

Any cross between Predators and Aliens is fanfiction

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>>80798594

>>80799157
explain the wheat meme

>>80795862
Texas Chainsaw Massacre is not a bloodbath at all.

>>80799157
100/10

>>80799157
Bless your cereals

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looks familiar

>>80799192
Nevermind, it's dead already

>>80795862
There's practically no blood in Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Everything happens off screen. You have no idea what you're talking about.

>>80799192

There's a scene in the trailer where the characters encounter a wheat field

Autists, /pol/tards and redditors desperate for brain dead shitposting continually shitpost about wheat as if it's a new epik maymay.

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Why did they cast Lena Dunham?

>>80799223
Are you mentally challenged?

>>80799090

But my timelines are correct? That's what it essentially boils down to for both series?

>>80795862
>Alien 1979
>just a bloodbath

>>80795834
fuck
i wanna see a war movie between the badass engies of prometheus vs the aliens so bad man

>>80799253
She is so ugly and bad in inherent vice and fantastic beasts. Shitty actress like her father.

>>80799253
don't worry about it

>>80795932
remake?

>>80799421

The timeline is:

>2093 - Prometheus
>2103 - Alien: Covenant
>2124 - Alien

Everything else is whatever you want it to be because it's all fanfiction.

>>80799542
I'm not. I got my Alien fill with Isolation.

>>80799565
its ok, anon
just go about your day
nice talking to you

>>80795862
>>80799195
>>80799251
>>80799432
jebaited? maybe too much youngness

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People unironically believe Ridley will loose the opportunity to profit from the AvP franchise with his next 4 alien movies and the predator coming next year

>>80799699

When has Ridely ever shown to give a shit about that?

The only reason we're getting this movie is because Prometheus was a fuck you to everyone looking for an Alien movie.

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>>80795834
why do the Xeno's mouths seem smaller now?

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>>80799791
>that AvP redisign looks like ass.

>>80799532
>Shitty actress like her father.

No, she lacks the eyebrows

>>80795834

Best poster ever

>>80799532
Who is she and who is her father?

Prometheus really fucked my understanding of it all.

Engineers made Humans, I'm going to assume they also made Aliens. Although the Aliens are proper cunts, we love the idea of meeting our makers unfortunately the Engineers also acted like cunts towards us.

I mean it sucks, but if the Engineers had the means to make new life and that life evolves to a point of sentience not far off their own, you would think their reaction would not be to smash it down. I know there is a fair bit of human condition to this thinking, are we to assume that they treat us like the Predators do in their own franchise?

Also if the Engineers DID make the Aliens, why are the Aliens not more like both of us. Since our DNA is the same (Human and Engi) what happened with the Aliens to make them all fucked up and shit?

Many questions, such questions.

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>>80800282

>>80799532
she was somehow even worse in steve jobs

>>80800348

I'm not sure what people are so confused about with Prometheus. The Engineers sperged out because his encounter with his creation was Weyland who was a monstrous self absorbed piece of shit and David who was an affront to creation.

>>80800349
Oh. I like that guy.

>>80800349

YOU WOKE UP TO FIND YOUR WIFE DEAD SIR. WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL THE POLICE? WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL NINE ONE ONE?

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Is that supposed to be an alien queen? I hope not

>>80800436
isn't David kind of our 'trinket' and theirs those vessels? 'aliens' are just one of many manifestations. Maybe predators are too? they take the best genetics of the hosts and turn them against them, the perfect bioweapon.
Maybe they want to kill us because we now posse a threat to them (engis)

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>>80800282
>>80800349

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>>80800497
Looks a lot like the head shape of one so I guess so

Also the bald muscular guys look like engineers

>>80799157
wheatkino incoming lads

>>80800718

My dick

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>>80795834

That poster alone is better than the whole of Prometheus.

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It's Michelangelo's Battle of the Centaurs

>>80799559
>remake?

I think it's some shit /tv/ meme. Every sequel or prequel is now called a "remake" on here.

>>80800497
looks like an angel, nothing like a queen.

Looks cool, too bad the movie will be dogshit

>>80799689
found the fuccboi
now gtfo back to plebbit with your stupid nu-male culture

>>80800436

So basically this was one dickish Engineer, who was likely a soldier (hence the installation).

Other Engineers might try to be more understanding?

>>80800497

A goog Alien Queen battle scene,can save this movie.

>>80799157
My favorite so far

>>80798922
it was a waterbed

>>80801429
Holy shit what a bunch of fags.

>>80800436
my biggest problem with Prometheus is the fact that it can't decide whether its a prequel to Alien or not
like the planet looks the same, but it's not actually the same planet?
and we see a xenomorph at the end, but it's not actually a xenomorph?

and none of those threads are going to get resolved in Covenant, I assume, since there are normal xenomorphs in the trailer (and in fucking broad daylight because fuck tension)

>>80795834
King Alien

>>80795834
That's pretty cool

>>80802024
holy shit I'm reading about the original script before Damon Lindelof rewrote it

>By July 2010, Damon Lindelof was hired to redevelop Spaihts' screenplay into a more original work, removing the direct connections to Alien. Lindelof was of the opinion that Spaihts' story relied too heavily on elements of the Alien films

>prequel to a film shouldn't have anything in common to the original film
reeEEEEEEE

>>80802024
>xenomorph

They're all xenomorphs. Including the engineers.

>>80795880
fuck I didn't know Adam Sessler came here

>>80802242
okay well a Drone then, you know what I mean

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>>80802146
>Lindelof was hired to redevelop Spaihts' screenplay into a more original work, removing the direct connections to Alien. Lindelof was of the opinion that Spaihts' story relied too heavily on elements of the Alien films
But it's okay to turn the space jockeys into albino NBA players.

Fuck me man.

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>>80795999
It looks like a lot of baroque paintings (like the Fall of the Rebel Angels by Rubens, left) but to me all I see is Rodin's "Gates of Hell" (right)

>>80795834
Made by Giger?

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>>80802382

>>80798931
>even thinking about asking such a question
Pleb.
Even the creator of AVP knew it was nothing but pure shlock.

>>80799157
YES!!
AHAHAHAH!

>>80802382
http://avp.wikia.com/wiki/Alien:_Engineers

in case anyone was wondering what the original story was. It's not too different from Prometheus except it takes place on LV-426 instead of an identical planet with a different name, has more of the proto-xeno, and actually works as a prequel to Alien

what happened to Lindelof anyway? I can't remember the last thing he's worked on, which is weird because for a while he was involved in a ton of big movies every year. I guess studios realized how much he was fucking up those movies

>>80800497
SOMEONE HAS TO LAY THE EGGS

>>80799932
Cameron's redesign looks ass compared to the original or even the one in the 3rd one

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>>80802600
>mfw I watched the video on StudioADI's youtube channel where they're setting up one of the fights and you can hear the DP tell the director that he's shooting it too dark and the audience won't be able to see anything and the director responds with "shut the fuck up"

>>80795834

It's going to be AvP-tier

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>>80802703
I thought the eggs were harvested from Shaw's hoo-ha by David and mutated with the goo.

>>80799532
yeah shoulda switched roles with Joanna Newsom desu.

>>80802793
how does David have a body? like I could buy it that he knows how to build a new one, but where did he get the parts? specifically skin?

>mfw it turns out he killed Shaw and put his head on her body

semi-turned on thinking of Fassy with tits desu

>>80802765
Kek

>>80799791
Different proto species in this

>>80802877
Shaw took his body with them.
I guess she just glued it back on.

>>80799253
Fuck. I didn't know she was in that.
Guess I'll hit the torrents, then. Actually, I'll just use something like solarmovie instead.

>>80802877
David is not the android in Covenant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4Cmf4BuNgg

>>80803022
Fassy plays two roles, baby.
David and Walter.

>>80799253
That's Katherine Waterston

>>80803068
huh did not know that

>>80802703
not in Alien: Isolation

GRAIN?

>>80800718

Looks like two life sized muppets

>>80795834

Female engineer bottom right

>>80803068
David is best andriodhusbando

>>80799421
>timelines are correct
Unfortunately, no. The xenomorphs as we know it won't exist for the next 80 years or so, and yet AvP 1 is set in 2004 and it deals with ancient shenanigans.

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>>80795834
J U S T

>>80803864

Thank fuck. Do what what you want with Resurrection but leave Alien 3 alone ya tit.

>>80800436
Wait, I thought the engineers were already set out to kill their creation Yhwh style way before the Weyland encounter.

>>80795834
notice for sequels nowadays the title is not important but the brand

T H E F U C K I N G B R A N D

title

R E L E A S E D A T E

>>80803864
I would like his alien film if the fx team is the same he worked with in elysium and district 9
the can handle gore very well

>>80803864
Well, not with fucking Ridley Scott's 80 years old ass planning on making Alien movies until the day he dies.

>>80803960

>implying Ridley Scott is not an android.

>>80801940
Yep. That's why you like it.

>>80803937
This. Sadly.

>>80803960
So we can expect Kampfalien right after Covenant?

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>>80804015

>>80802512
He dead son

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>>80799157
kek

almost saved that one

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Bane?

>>80804560
why does he wear the facehugger?

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>>80804560
The engineers were big guys.