Police Squad!

>>80791901
>and Rex Harrison as Abraham Lincoln
the best parts are the special celebrity guests who die straight away

>>80791958
>Rex Harrison
oh yeah, he fought under the name of kid Minneapolis

>>80792100
All I know is never bet on the white guy

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>The Japanese garden

Naked gun has the same jokes, only better executed.

Police Squad and the Naked Gun movies are god tier comedy.

Which show running gags were in the movies?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMRo5XCKddQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsLztPDZVbA

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>>80791901
Fucking LOVE this show! First saw it when it came out in '83(?).. recorded it on VHS in '88 when some station reran it for 2 months late at night. I practically wore them out from constant play.

A couple of us used to grab a case of beer and some pizza and watch the entire season back-to-back along with 'Amazon Women On The Moon' and sometimes also 'Top Secret.'

>>80791901
Surely you can't be serious. Of course we've seen it...

>>80792534
mysides! :^)

>>80792578
speaking of recording, you see any torrents for it?

>>80792608
I'm serious. Younger and younger people here.

>>80792608
I am surely

>>80792457
>>80792534
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTh9qpzhunE

Funniest joke in cinema history.
I honestly can't not laugh watching it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfVqIiwgous

>>80791901
I couldn't possibly watch something that looks so aged, it would ruin my immersion

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Police Squad? I wouldn't know anything about it.

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>>80795305
How about now?

>>80793589
Based Nielsen

>>80793589
This video cuts off too soon.

like a blind guy at an orgy, i was gonna have to feel things out

like a midget at a urinal, i was gonna have to stay on my toes

https://youtu.be/NBLZ2PBJHjg

>>80793210
rutracker has it

>>80791901
I don't get it

>>80797143
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=het1kl-A8qw

Best Nielsen scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOJHXDgIq9w

Who would win in a fight, Frank Drebin or Dick Steele?

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>>80797610
Fuck this is beyond my english capabilities. I still don't get it, her name doesn't sound close to cigarette

>>80793589
when he realizes it's his car, that gets me every time

>>80797845
Typically, when one asks, "Cigarette?" They're offering someone a cigarette, i.e. "Would you like a cigarette?"

Instead, they turn this on its head and when he offers a cigarette with, "Cigarette?" She takes it to mean he's asking if it's a cigarette, to which she replies, "Yes, it is."

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>>80798123
Holy shit, that was so stupid, top kek

>Cancelled after 6 episodes

WHAT

>>80798211
Didn't have a laugh track so normies couldn't understand it.

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>>80792224
Could this joke be made today?

>>80798211
nielsen families are plebs

Police Squad! was pretty good.

I'm glad it only lasted six episodes. Glad it ended before becoming terrible. Wish more shows were like that.

>>80798299
Yes, it's not an offensive joke

>>80798601
Wow that's an offensive opinion. I demand an apology.

>>80798299
Unfortunately no.
All you can do is thank god that GOAT comedy like this and Blazing Saddles came out before SJWs started crying

>Title card comes up
>Voice over says something completely different

>>80798211
2kino2live

>>80798211
Wasn't lowbrow enough.

Officer Takemaway, Officer Bookem.

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Did they go too far?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRva7z8pvwc

We have done it. The perfect joke. The logical conclusion point for the quality that we call "humor."

>>80791901
saw it today and almost picked it up.

Was a bit over priced considering there are only 6 episodes, but I'll add it to my collection once I find it online for half the price.

>>80798299
>>80798699
>>80798723

FUCK. OFF.

>>80798976
Hey buddy, that's pretty hurtful, care to apologize?

>>80798299
there is nothing even offensive about this.

Its just a really silly sight gag/pun.

>>80798884
>the woman throwing the baby in the background

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>tfw blonde titty monsters aren't in fashion anymore

>>80798171
That's why Police Squad is kino, it's dumb as fuck but also genius.

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>>80799046
Says you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnalBh1k2AU

I'm really sad that the show wasn't succesful. Leslie Nielsen was the best and everybody would have loved to have him as his grandpa ;_;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVEIotzy3_A

>>80799082
Does she look blonde to you?

>>80799082

Does she look like a blonde to you?

>>80798299
yes, but I personally wouldn't laugh
like, a short giggle, but thats it

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>>80799285
>>80799298
Yes

>>80799340

Goddman she looks horrendous as a blonde

>>80798884
>no audio

what's the point then

>>80799046
She was a man though

>>80799134
>no name of hers found

WHY GIVE ME HER NAME

I don't think I've seen my dad laugh harder than at this gag
https://youtu.be/i1Y_09HHulI

>>80799082
plus hers are actually real

>>80799602
what are her pronouns?

>>80799629

My dad also really love Naked Gun movies... Is this everybody's dad's favorite kind of humor film?

>>80799701
only patrician dads

>Frank Drebin: Hector Savage, from Detroit. Hey I remember this thug. Ex-boxer. His real name was Joey Chicago.
>Ed Hocken: Oh, yeah. He fought under the name of Kid Minneapolis.
>Nordberg: Hey, I saw Kid Minneapolis fight once. In Cincinnati.
>Frank Drebin: No you're thinking of Kid New York. He fought out of Philly.
>Ed Hocken: He was killed in the ring in Houston. By Tex Colorado. You know, the Arizona Assassin.
>Nordberg: Yeah, from Dakota. I don't remember it was North or South.
>Frank Drebin: North. South Dakota was his brother. From West Virginia.
>Ed Hocken: You sure know your boxing.
>Frank Drebin: All I know is never bet on the white guy.

This bit kills me

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>>80799046

Looks like the cows have come home to roost.

>>80799890
Hilarious. It's almost like that joke in Airplane with the pilots.

>>80798951
i don't get why people find this joke so funny

>>80800034
Because he's a locksmith. And he's a locksmith.

>>80799908
Has she ever done a scene in her bra, or nothing?

>>80797736
kek'd hard

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>>80800341
>Has she ever done a scene in her bra, or nothing?

Even the basic dialogue is great

>I've got this town sewn up tighter than a floozy's skirt!

>>80800401
>Smith first gained popularity in Playboy
Very good

>>80791958
did they ever release the John Belushi death scene?

>>80798211
literally because the network execs complained "you have to pay attention to get the jokes"

>>80798299
Yes. Bruno did it with Mexicans as furniture

>>80801119
They never did out of respect to his death.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=068OcpqHc5Q

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>>80801502
And people wonder why this country is going to shit

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>>80800341
She gets naked in this kino

>>80801911
Those digits with that image...

I'll check it out anon

>>80799134
Big white concrete cock.
How can black marble even compete?

>>80793589
Anybody get a look at the driver?

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>>80799046

>>80801642
Shatner death best death.

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>OJ about to spike the baby

OH I LAFFIN'

>>80799701
My dad got me to watch the Naked Gun movies and Airplane (and other stuff like Caddyshack). He loves that kind of humor and I do too.

>>80798211
>>80801502
>>80801649

ZAZ themselves said the cancellation was a blessing in disguise because they were running out of material really fast.

>>80801911
One of my first faps

>>80802464
Dude, Florence Henderson's the best.

>>80803613
and it's about time

>>80791901
>Thoughts?
Not nearly enough fucking episodes.

The good old ZAZ. Top Secret was great too.

>>80791901
I was literally watching all the episodes last night and then this thread pops up.

fuggin spoopy.

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>>80791901

>>80807415
Hey, it's Enrico Pallazzo!

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and IM GONNA BREAK YOUR FACE!

Doctors say that Nordberg has a 50/50 chance of living, though there's only a 10 percent chance of that.

>>80808068
> Believe me, no man on this force will rest a minute until we get the scum who did that to Nordberg!
> Now let's grab a bite to eat.

>>80798299
>Have you made up your mind about anal sex?
>What?

>>80808133
kek what's the quote when he gets stuck under a bus and later on they get a phone call and the Chief is all like "What's Nordberg doing in California?" or something like that

>>80806309
Top Secret is top shelf comedy

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>>80806309
>>80808475

They even crossed-recycled gags.

> Obviouzly your friend waz not aware that East-Germany uses 220 Voltz.

it was funny but it got really stale at like the 4th episode. naked gun was so much better

>>80808334
>What's he doing in Detroit?
>Well send him a plane ticket and a clean pair of pants

>>80799701
me and my dad too

>>80809545
Nice! thank you!

>>80793589
Wait a minute that car

Like a midget at a urinal I was gonna have to stay at my toes.

> Like a blind man at an orgy, I was going to have to feel things out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A3WEMPZJD8

>>80810518
God Priscilla Presley was so hot back then.

>>80810561
Nice beaver.

>>80791901

Very weak compared to the Naked Gun movies T B H

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>>80812914
you're right it is enrico pallazzo!!