Twin Peaks: New Entertainment Weekly cover

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FUCK

This shit still exists?

How did Audrey survive the explosion? Why are Norma and Shelly still working at the Double R?

>>80790822
I think Pete flung himself over Audrey.

What about Heather Graham? I guess her character was just lost forever in the lodge? I never saw her name on the new cast list.

Its gonna be hard to respect Lynch for this unless he goes full doubletrippleplatinum meta with it

Lookin at Audrey like that does make for a good reality check

>>80790667
Audrey sure has let herself go.

>>80790847
Hows Annie?
Well Coop, she still looks great,, but her career has taken a hit.

I just don't see how this can be good and feel like a worthy continuation.

>>80790822
>Why are Norma and Shelly still working at the Double R?
Where else are they gonna work?

>>80790667
HOW DOES LYNCH STILL HAVE ALL HIS HAIR WHEN I AM 24 AND BALDING?

>>80790847
>What about Heather Graham? I guess her character was just lost forever in the lodge? I never saw her name on the new cast list
She has said she's not in the new series, though she would have liked to be.

Trueman says they found Annie though, and she's in the deleted scenes in The Missing Pieces in a hospital. It does make you wonder how she was talking to Laura though.

I think it's bullshit for Lynch to not include her, she was a big part of Coop's motivations.

>>80790939
It won't

>>80790667
Why did they have the corpse come back?

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>>80790959
>he's like 3 times as old as you

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>>80790959

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>>80790966
I'm in my prime and it fucking sucks.
It's only gonna get worse.
I give myself other 10 years top.
Then I'm gonna kill myself

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Sheryl Lee was most comfy girl

Madchen Amick aged so much better than the dude who played Bobby, pretty ironic.

>>80791012
There are wigs that actually look good?

>>80790948
It's also just a magazine cover, so making them more immediately recognizable would make sense in any case

>>80791056
Yes. You just can't tell because they look too good to notice.
I'd say majority of people on tv over 40 with hair are wearing wigs

>>80791055
Yeah she's gorgeous. I think bobby looks like he's melting and had grey hair if I remember correctly.

>>80791055
>pretty ironic
no, not really.

>>80791102
This. Movie and TV stars are such big business that studios will shell out to get them space age rug technology.

>>80791102
My nigga John stamos is au naturale

>>80791102
Man that takes vanity to a whole new level

>>80791119
It is considering in the original series he was the high school student dating an older woman, though apparently IRL she's 3 years younger than him.

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>>80790667
NEW BILLBOARDS

>making them look old af on purpose
>retards still fall for it

>>80791163
>Man that takes vanity to a whole new level

It's not vanity it's business, they don't want to miss out on jobs because they happen to go bald. You think Sean Connery would be famous now if he hadn't had a rug so he could play Bond?

>>80791170
She wasn't older, she was the same age as the rest of them.
She dropped out of school to marry Leo

damn they got old

>people are just expecting some nostalgic jerkoff homage

This will be the most extreme lynching seen

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>>80791192

>>80791163
Is it really any worse than make-up or girdles or fake nails or hair extensions?
If people like to look a certain way then they should do it.

>>80791219
Fucking hope so. We haven't had a proper invasive horror show in forever

>>80791241
And if other people want to mock them for it they should too

>>80791219
It better be

I'll be watching the series through for the first time in years + FWWM. Prepared for some Inland Empire

>>80791253
Talk shit get lynched

>>80790922
>Hows Annie?
Not good.

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>>80791253
come at me bro
I'm behind 7 layers of genuine human hair

This is going to be shit isn't it?

>>80790822
Have you considered that these photoshoots might be intended as callbacks to the original show instead of accurately representing the role each character will play in the season?

How do you suppose you would recognize each of them easily if they didn't wear their costumes?

>>80790963
>It does make you wonder how she was talking to Laura though.
The Lodges fuck with our perception of time because they're extradimensional.

>>80790822
>>80791355
You niggas acting like Twin Peaks ever made any real life logical sense

>>80791378
I know, but when would she have talked to Laura? She was with Windom and is then rescued by Cooper.

I can understand Copper being in the red room since it may be his doppelganger that left, but I don't remember Annie having a doppelganger.

Regardless, it's a shame she won't be back.

>>80791281
Watched that last night as it was the only movie of his I didn't see. The first hour is great, the rest is so confusing and impossible to follow

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>>80790667
GQ also has a a new interview up on their website
http://www.gq.com/story/david-lynch-twin-peaks-profile

>>80791536
It's shown in The Missing Pieces that at that same time she was in the hospital. Perhaps she was physically in the hospital at the time but her soul or whatever you wanna call it, some metaphysical part of her, was with Laura during the scene we see in FWWM.

I agree though, I rather liked her. Would've been nice to see her come back. She was certainly a better love interest for Coop than Billy Zane was for Audrey.

>>80791695
I wonder if Cera will become a frequent collaborator with Lynch.

>>80791845
This will likely be Lynch's last work m8

>>80791845
I have this feeling Cera will be Lucy and Andy's son.

>>80791882
Why do you think that?

>>80790667
Age =/= just

>>80792123
>he uses =\= instead of !=
look at him people, look at him and laugh!

>>80792091
hes old anon, he'll probably make more music and some paintings maybe, but this is it in the audio-visual medium

>>80792123
age doesn't mean you have to get fat like audrey. MacLachlan aged pretty well.

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>tfw your Twin Peaks waifu is a coalburner

WTF I love Audrey now

I don't understand why so many of you are so negative

David lynch has literally never made something bad or something not great (except dune but that was mainly the studios fault)

He has full creative freedom and the greatest cast a tv show has ever had.

If anything this will blow the original conpletely out of the water.

>>80792493
whyyyyyyyyy

>>80792619
>and the greatest cast a tv show has ever had.
Hmmm

>>80790720
try getting it in focus next time ya turkey

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Why the fuck aren't you cocksuckers talking about what really matters instead of waifu discussion?

Shelly has a blue rose. As in, blue rose cases from FWWM.

Bitch gonna die.

>>80790948
I am calling it now. This show will be flanderization on overdrive and full of "do you remember this" scenes.

>>80792991
Bitch couldn't deserve it more desu.

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Cover #3
Nadine a cute
James still fucking alive, looks like Lex Luthor
Big Ed, more like Ded

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>>80793086
>big ed is still with nadine

>>80793086
>Nadine literally has sucked out all life and hope out of Ed

Twenty five years of non-stop suffering

>>80790720
Is that Norma on the right? She looks different.

>>80790872
Imagine if he starts using digital cameras halfway in and it gets to Inland Empire levels of incoherent.

>>80793317
it would be kino/10

>>80792801
I got it off Twitter ya dunce

>>80793313
she's L I T E R A L L Y 70 now

No Michael Ontkean no watch

>>80793238
>>80793308
It's his own fault, he's just a weak-willed beta bitch

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>>80793443
GET OUT OF HERE! GO!

>>80791048
Too bad her characters kept dying.

>>80792091
He peaked with Inland Empire or Mulholland Drive if you don't like it.

>>80791355
This may well be true, but the book says that Audrey survived the explosion and there are set-pics of Madchen in her Double R uniform.

>>80793086
So James is a nazi now?

>>80791219
Fuck i'd love it if it is more like FWWM,which is what the original show seemed to want to be.
Anyway I think new audiences would want it to be more Lynch-like because they would just watch it for its "weird program" fame.

>>80791219
This is what everytone should expect

>>80790667
Are they finally going to go through with the Audrey x Agent Cooper ship this time? Introducing Heather Graham's character at the last second was cowardice.

>>80790963
Lynch does well in not including her. She was just a replacement of Audrey because Lara Flynn got jealous, last episodes were so out of place.

>>80793630
>which is what the original show seemed to want to be.
What makes you say that?

>>80793710
It doesn't matter if she was a replacement, the Audrey ship has long sailed past. I can't believe there are people here hoping that a romance that didn't come to fruition 27 years ago will come back now. Lynch included Annie in the film and, like it or not, Annie was important to Coop's character.

>>80790847
The SHOTP book seems to write Annie out of existence, and when asked about it at book signings, apparently Frost responded that "all would be revealed in time" but also that Lana Budding (the mayor's would-be bride) was the winner of Miss Twin Peaks '89. I think it seems likely that she has a secret role in the revival.

>>80793815
Leland stuff was handled so much better, talking specially about Leland's death which was basically "yeah this is pretty controversial, raw and obscene, let it be all Bob's fault".
Also I love how the movie sharpens the characters.

>>80793815
>What makes you say that?
Not him, but it's well known there was a lot of constraints to work with, he didn't want to have the killer reveal for one, but was forced to. And the episodes that are directed by Lynch kinda stand out like diamonds compared to the rest of the show.

>>80793915
I'm not saying the TV show is better than FWWM, I meant what makes you think the TV show wanted to be like the film?

Or am I misunderstanding? Were you just saying FWWM worked better?

>>80792493
Aubrey is too

>>80793949
Yeah I meant the limitations of not having full artistic freedom, which shows in the behavior of some characters and some abrupt stuff in the tv show.

>>80793937
>And the episodes that are directed by Lynch kinda stand out like diamonds compared to the rest of the show.
This is pretty typical auteurism, but I would say that most episodes in the second season (preceding Leland's death) are absolutely fantastic in their treatment of the image; and most of the directors came back to the second part. Therefore, I would say it's a production and script issue, more than direction itself. Not negating Lynch's evident talents though, he surely would have handled the episode Diane Keaton directed with a bit more grace than adding fade-ins every five seconds.

>>80793708
they hired several young hotties, Coop will probably get into that

Damn, excited for this.

Also this time around ALL episodes will be directed/written by Lynch/Frost, rather than just a handful in the original series.

Sad that Bowie is gone, would have been great to see him in this, also Pete.

And I will bet my left nut that we will see romance between Audrey and Cooper, it was already planned in the first series until Lara Flynn Boyle started making problems, that said I can't see there being a happy ending for them.

Also this insanely large new cast, it seems everyone Lynch asked except old Ontkean signed on.

>>80794229
>Also this insanely large new cast, it seems everyone Lynch asked except old Ontkean signed on.
And the guy that keeps repeating that Lynch is a rapist.

>>80794295
I loved that midget, what happened exactly? I thought he got mad about not being in the new season.

>>80792493
They made some nice looking kids. Why the fuck do you care?

>all these people who thought they would be major movie stars by now

Life is brutal.

>>80794349
Who "made it" the most?

>>80794518
Kyle MacLachlan did pretty well for himself, but that's about it. Shame, too, because there was a decent amount of talent on this show.

>>80793086
Nothing can stop James's forehead now!!

>>80794518

>Who "made it" the most?

Kyle Mclachlan has had a decent career, Madchen Amick as well, Sherilynn Fenn had some tv show and some movies but fizzled out early.

>>80790667
>white donuts on top

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

>>80793428
>30 years pass
>person looks different
GEE I WONDER WHY

>>80790720
Mächen still looks good

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>>80790667
>mfw they just continue the story like nothing happened despite being 30 years older

kino

>>80794562
>>80794624
MacLachlan vaporized for 20 years after Showgirls/Flintstones. The correct answer is Heather Graham.

>>80794680
he was in Sex and the City.

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Only one cast member I want to see.

>>80792493
>literally flushing your genes down the toilet
JUST

>>80793577
David hasn't read the book
and said it wasn't canon to the new series

>>80793317
digital cameras have come a long way since then

>>80795002
David Lynch purposefully used a terrible home camera and it worked, the fucking madman

For example, Mann's Miami Vice was shot on the same year on digital. Inland Empire's technology is not an issue with the times. The equivalent would be using a second gen iphone to make the film now.

>>80794947
Really? Frost said otherwise.

>>80793086
JUST you and I

>>80790720
HOW THE FUCK DOES NORMA STILL LOOK GOOD?
FUCKING HOW NIGGA?
HOW?

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>>80795294
rejuvenating doses of black spunk

>>80793086
>James
Fucking lost it.

>>80794518
David Duchovny

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>>80793308
>Ed got so close to getting with Norma, but lost it all

>>80794518
David Lynch

>>80790720
>shelly's necklace
>norma's ring
We've never really seen shelly wear jewlery before, its hard to make out what the design is.
Also, why the fuck is norma still wearing her wedding ring if hank is dead/in jail for life? Surely she should have thrown it out or just not be wearing it all these years later?

>>80794336
He called Lynch a pedophile who fucked his daughter and romanticized it as Twin Peaks. Lynch's daughter (who wrote The Laura Palmer's Secret Diary) said "lol nope" and the guy never got called back, being put on the same level as fucking Lara Flynn Boyle, the only other persona non grata of the fucking show.

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>>80790667
Blue rose on the desk.

I'd argue Ray Wise, Ontkean, Piper Laurie, all the "grown ups" already had or went on to have decent careers... idk if they really count in the question of who got the biggest. I'd say out of the "kids" that Lara Flynn Boyle had the most success.

>>80792493
Why are black genes so dominant? They literally kill little whitey genes.

>>80795871
>Lara Flynn Boyle had the most success
Yeah, I really liked her guest appearance in "Roadkill".

>>80790720
God damn he looks like Leland

>>80794295
Lynch asked Ontkean back but he delined because he's retired. He also asked MJA (the midget) back, but he wanted too much money, and when they proceeded without him, cue insane Facebook rant. Lara Flynn Boyle also claims it was her choice not to do the revival, but that seems dubious.

>>80790720
bobby possessed by leland?

>>80796062
And Lynch didn't even ask Graham of all people.

Audrey better not be acting like she's still a sexy teen

is donna in it? did they recast again?

>>80796126
Good.

Are they going to Red Hot American Summer it or will there be a timeskip?

>>80791896
Everyone does. I kind of hope they do something unexpected with him, either A) make him someone else's son that we didn't expect like Shelley and Bobby, or Audrey and Billy Zane's. Or B) make him very serious, very aware of his parents being goofballs and possibly hint dropping he's Dick Tremayne's biological son.

>>80790667
So this confirms it then? Audrey and Cooper is happening?
Based Lynch

>>80796212
Timeskip. One theme is going to be the decay of time, according to co-creator Mark Frost

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>>80790667
Sheryl Lee is still beautiful

>>80796296
Maybe she'll get to play Laura Palmer's other cousin we never heard about.

>>80790720
Shelly best Twinsfu

>>80793578
He looks like a chemo patient, his cheeks are sunken in and his neck is skinny now

>>80793578
In the BTS promo from a few months ago, James had hair, so the bald head is a more recent thing.

>>80796168
Audreyfags please kill yourselves

>>80790667
What shows, that have been off the air for 3 years or more, come back and are still the same quality?

>>80796434
Venture Bros.

>>80796434
The rules don't apply to Lynch

>>80796141
You know she will. The cringe will be unreal

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>>80796485
I'd almost agree, but I disliked seasons 5 and 6. wanted to like them, but they're just so self-referential now instead of having actual jokes. why try to be funny when you can reference a time you were funny instead?

>>80791695
>Most returning cast members say they first heard on the Internet that the show was being revived and e-mailed Lynch, who confirmed with a simple “I’ll be seeing you very soon in the beautiful world of Twin Peaks.”
Gotta love Lynch

>>80791193
>making them look old af on purpose
>retards still fall for it

Yeah, all these retards who think 50 year old woman don't look like they did in their 20's are all retards. You totally saw through this scam!

>>80796502
That remains to be seen

>>80796552
I don't know, I am still enjoying the show a lot and feel like it's building up to Hank vs Dean.

All that and Gargantua-2 was absolutely the best.

>>80791695
nice summary by indiewire:

1. Don’t Even Tell the Cast the Revival Is Happening: Most of the returning cast members had no clue that “Twin Peaks” was returning until they read about the news online and emailed Lynch. His response? “I’ll be seeing you very soon in the beautiful world of Twin Peaks.”

2. Keep the Actors in Silos: Lynch believes in only giving people “what they need.” He explained, “There isn’t really a need to have everybody read the whole script. So they get their scenes. And when we work together, they ask many questions, and they get answers.” The scripts also had many pages blacked out so that actors couldn’t read other scenes.

Robert Forster, who is a new cast member in the revival, described it like being part of a painting. “You know that [the artist] is putting your color into that creation for a reason,” he said. “You don’t know the reason, as the dot of red paint does not know why it is [in a painting]. But David Lynch knows why it’s there.”

3. Don’t Send Scripts Digitally: In a move that would meet Edward Snowden’s approval, the show hand-delivered hard copies of scripts to many of the cast members.

4. Keep the Actors on Standby: The stars couldn’t even spoil what their scene was going to be, because they were only given their locations on the day of filming.

5. Create a Psychic Connection: In some cases, Lynch has worked with someone so much that the actor has become an alter ego of sorts, and can even understand the director without the need for many or any words at all. “He might say something simple, like ‘Slower.’ Or ‘There’s a wind,’” said Kyle MacLachlan, who returns for the series. At times, they’ll just stand side-by-side silently, getting whatever information they need from the wind.

>>80796320
IIRC this was an actual idea for season 3 at some point

>>80791695
>>80796725
6. Focus on Character Quirks, Not Plot: Jim Belushi, who is new to the series, revealed how Lynch gave him notes about his mysterious character: “He said, ‘Jim. He does this every morning. He loves his coffee. He pours his coffee. He wants to make sure that the cream is the right amount of cream in his coffee. He wants to make sure there’s the right amount of milk to the cereal. He doesn’t want it too soggy. He wants it crisp.’ ”

7. Even Keep Your Partner in the Dark: Frost may have helped write the revival, but what it become is out of his hands. “I haven’t seen the finished product yet,” he admitted. “David’s still working.”

8. Make Everyone Adore You: This level of secrecy requires a lot of trust, and somehow, Lynch is able to earn that level of utter devotion from his cast. Returning star Sherilyn Fenn admitted, “He kind of hypnotizes you.” Belushi added, “There’s nothing bigger than David. We all submit.” Naomi Watts summed it up best: “You just fall into that love for him.”

>>80796751
>Jim Belushi
why

In this thread /tv/ proves themselves to be actually retarded

>>80796751
>Jim Belushi

Well it's gonna be shit.

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>>80790667
fucking reddit

>>80796780
>>80796853
well memed

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>>80796863
>hating on fwwm in 2017
fucking plebbit

>>80796863
>some random person on reddit doesn't like a movie I like
>i'm to screencap it and post it on 4chan

That's some severe autism.

>>80797080
back2reddit

>>80796863
I hope it's nothing like the tv series or the movie. I hope it's its own thing.

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>>80791048
There was seriously always something freaky about her. Really good casting.

>>80794160
I can't wait to see Lynch's take on what "today's kids" talk like.

I really hope it starts with Kyle Maclachlan narrating "Previously... on Twin Peaks" followed by clips from the previous seasons to catch up over a course of like two minutes, followed by the long version of the opening credits. And then title card, 25 years later.....

>>80793086
Big Ed should have his Under Siege 2 look

I want fresh babes :D

>>80797357
its her eyes m8

>>80794679
This literally will be the twist, pure fucking kino

>>80796552
I've only watched the first 2 episodes of 5 but they're kino so far. The Venture-stein episode had me in stiches.

Someone have the Twin Peaks guide that shows you what episodes to skip?

>>80799338
Why would you do that ?

>>80791044
You might get a cancer or heart failure or stroke or murdered in that time

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>>80791219
I hope not

childhood is when you idolize fwwm
adulthood is when you realize second part of season 2 made more sense

but lost his footing on the landing, and fell sixteen floors to his death

>>80799507
That's just 7 episodes, why would you skip it ?

>>80790720
>they're still working as waitresses
BRAVO LYNCHIAN

>>80799674
Because that's 7 fucking hours

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>>80790720
I'm worried, guys.
If Lynch is making a Twin Peaks revival, I don't want it to be just the same actors playing the same roles doing the same things 20 years later just to get the nostalgia crowd.
I want it to be a real continuation of Twin Peaks. I want it to be weird, transgressive and uncomfortable. If it turns out well, most people should hate it.

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>>80792493
LIKE MOTHER LIKE DAUGHTER

ANOTHER WHITE WOMAN CHOOSES THE DARK SIDE

ONCE MORE THE BLACK MEN WILL RULE THE WORLD AND we shall have peace....

>>80799674
>>80799734
don't listen to him

those 7 episodes are pleb filter and pure kino

>>80799507
If all of S1 and the first 9 eps of S2 are considered good then I wonder how truly shit it can actually get, jesus.

>>80799674
they are REALLY bad

>>80799765
Norma isn't Shelly's mother

>>80799793
they're shit. but still watch them, you'll be lost otherwise

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>>80790667
>tfw i really want to like lynch but can't force myself

i find the guy really cool and intelligent, but i haven't liked any of his stuff. my mind is messed up as it is so i'm more into the x-files than a show like twin peaks. i just don't enjoy weird nightmare trippy stuff.

should i try watching this when it comes out?

>>80799682
Well Norma does own the diner.

>>80799832
Its alright if you can buy into the quirkiness, but each moves the plot forward. I honestly wish there was a recut where they condensed them to go along faster and cut the more superfluous parts

>>80790720
Shelly is still so hot

>>80800090
Twin peaks isn't weird trippy nightmare stuff, it's just an unironic ironic soap opera.

It has literally 2 "trippy" scenes across the entire S1

>>80799863
yes and William is donna's father, right?

get real, twin peaks is soap-opera tier when it comes to relationships.

where are shelly's parents? exactly.

>>80799507
>>80799793
Those 7 episodes is when Twin Peaks truly comes alive. It was never supposed to be a conventional mystery rather a postmodernist mystery inside a cheesy soap opera, and the completely illogical "filler melodrama" development of season 2 makes the universe of Twin Peaks rich like nothing else.

>>80800090
Only trippy part of twin peaks is the last episode and fire walk with me.

>>80800081
>shit

pleb detected, nadine in high school = pure unfiltered KINO

>>80796229
kinda sad how coper can now get with old audrey and not get with her when she was sexy and young. life's unfair

>>80800250
>postmodernist mystery
explain.

>>80800250
this guy speaks the truth

if you skipped these episodes you don't belong in this thread. period.

It's time for normies to get Lynched again. When will they learn?

>>80790918
She was looking worse. She actually pulled it back together a little bit there.

>>80797568
if every episode doesn't end with laura palmer photo lynch will burn in hell

>start first episode
>hour and a half
nope. later

>>80799765
That dominant Quincy gene, god damn.

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>>80797357
the fact that she was supposed to play a 17 year old teen when she looked like a washed out 35 year old will always make me kek

>>80800161
This desu, just watched it recently and was surprised how unlynch like it was. FWWM was much more how I thought it was going to be.

>>80800361
IT'S JSUT LIKE THAT ONE JESUS PAINTING

>>80800361
omg audrey + coop finally happening?

>>80800315
>last supper
>Lynch is jesus

>>80800326
nah

lynchians will be the first that will get LYNCHed

first episodes will be nothing but james and his drama involving Evelyn

/tv/ will get btfo HARD and lynch will deliver pure kino

>>80799762
there's a LOT of new actors. they're just showing off the familiar faces first

>>80800333
she was pretty bloated in Magic City, it was sad yet kinda unintentionally funny how they tried to portray her as a dominatrix/madame.

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>>80800361
LYNCH CONFIRMED HACK

LOST DID IT BETTER

sherilyn fenn looks like a fucking goblin. gravity and time are a cruel cheeseburger

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>>80800370
>when she looked like a washed out 35 year old
Sheryl Lee is hot as fuck, don't know what you're talking about. And all the actors they had to play the teens didn't actually look like teens.

are there new qts

>>80800301
A mystery that is aware of the mystery conventions and is wiling to play with them/deconstruct them, instead of sincerely following the Poe/Christie/Conan Doyle/etc. formula. In this case, the play obviously is, "What if the story continues after the main mystery is resolved, except the weirdness doesn't stop, and the characters are as quirky as ever".

It can be argued that it's also a deconstruction of the television medium itself, as is the absurd cliff hanger ending.

>>80800360
>dominant BLACK MEN GENE

fixed

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>>80795333
>That face on Quincy.
He knows.

>>80800315
who is that between David and James?

>>80800466
lmao

>it's nearly time for true television kino

Please Lynch, you're our only hope.

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>>80800464
Sky Ferreira shows up

>>80800494
she's a druggie

>>80800494
>>80800464
Lynch never disappoints with qts.

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>>80800483
Are you being serious? You can't recognize Laura?

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>>80800514
Stupid sexy druggie

>>80800540
i figured it was her but it really doesn't look like her

>>80800551
>>80800494
if she hasn't taken the bbc yet I'M NOT INTERESTED

>>80796863
The movie's so much better than the show, it's not even close.

>>80793086

I can't believe Big Ed's actor is still alive. Holy shit.

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£22
a month
for 12 months
+ £15 set up fee
12 or 18 month minimum terms apply.


That's the deal to watch it in the UK legitimately.
I don't know, I may well do as I could watch the lingerie shows on the other channels. Or I may not as I'm not totally convinced on the merits of the new season.
I expect the DVD release won't be for a few years.

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>>80800568
It looks more like her in FWWM but older obviously

>>80793473

PUT IT DOWN
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>>80793313
She literally looks exactly the same.

>>80800568
because it's not laura, it's her second cousin. No, not maddie. Another cousin.

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>>80800315
>That ring on Shelley's chain.
> "With this ring, I thee--" [NOOOOOO!]

Or it's just the ring Leo gave her and she's kept it for some reason.

>>80800605
just watch streams with /tv/ when it airs

>>80799055
He's James IRL, isn't he?

>>80800605
the fuck are you babbling about you inbred fuck?

>>80800361
>not a single nigger
Nice.

>>80800361
Damn, Peggy Lipton can light it up with a smile.

>>80793443
if you were real lynchian you would know michael ontkean was forced into twin peaks from the studio. Lynch didn't want him, he had a different choice in mind.

>>80800654
That's probably what it costs to get sky here. Apparently anon hasn't figured out he can just stream shit.

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>>80800654
shoot your head off.
Hey look it's David on the set.

>>80800361
Bobby the absolute madman still looking good.

>>80800689
I can't stream it in the UK and I don't like downloading illegitimately.

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>>80800494
>sky ferrari is Audrey and Billy Zane's daughter

please

>>80800551
If they cast Sky to play a relative of Norma (cousin, daughter) I can see resemblance. Looks more like her than Heather Graham anyhow.

>>80799055

It's the show with hot questions, and even hotter wings.

>>80800752
she could pass as their kid

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>>80800605
Where do I put the fish?

>>80800315
Why do they all look JUSTed? I'm starting to have second thoughts about this revival now.

>>80800818
25 years JUSTS the best of us anon.

>>80800818
Time.

>>80800650
pharmaceutical company fucked up his acting career and looks like shit now

>>80793443
He retired from acting. They tried to get him back. And initially, he was interested, and even spent time looking for his original jacket, but got an exact replica. However, he backed out mysteriously.

>>80800685
>real lynchian
And if you were a real Lynchian, you'd know that David changed his mind about Ontkean

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>>80800818
have you ever looked at pictures of, say, what your parents look like after 25 years of adulthood? most of them have aged amazingly for that long amount of time.

>>80800818
I always laugh at this shit

Why are /tv/ so surprised when they see old actors? It's like, what they expect them to do, jus stay the same for 25 years. not everyone is keanu or tom cruise

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>>80790667
>>80790720
OH GOD IT'S GOING TO BE SHIT

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>Jack Nance is still dead

I see that the Normies are out in full swing.

>>80800880
You just know by looking at this photo they fuked.

>>80800818
You're probably not going to look any better than they do in 25 years

>>80800886

most of /tv/ is under 20, they think anything beyond 30 is old

>shelly still the hottest

audreyfags BTFO

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>>80800886
It's all the anime anon

It's turned their brains to mush

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Here is David Duchovny in the new season

>>80808080

>>80800915
nah, once you go black, you never go back

bobby deserves better.

>>80800880
> That white hair.

Bobby better not be BOB.
Would it be pottery or just too obvious?
Or what?

>>80800915
>both young and hot and having to kiss and simulate sex on screen with each other frequently

if they didn't fuck in the 90s i would be shocked.

>>80800942
Kek, the absolute madman.

>>80800973
Miguel is standing there thinking "what are the odds this septuagenarian chain-smoker outlives me?"

>>80800973
I'm telling you

about five more actors will die before the first episode will air

mark my fucking words

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>>80800759
Sky will be great

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>>80800886
>are /tv/ so surprised when they see old actors?
Because they all mostly look like the same characters. People change over that amount of time.
To imagine fifty five year olds acting how they were in their early twenties pretending to be eighteen trips the suspension of disbelief quota available.

>>80801011
aaaaaaah. Stop!

>>80800942
DENISE
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E

>>80801042
>Because they all mostly look like the same characters

that's LITERALLY people living in small towns in the nutshell

and besides, tfa did literally the exast same thing. Han Solo in the same fucking clothes only 40 years later.

>>80801036
The Shelly of dreams ;__;

>>80801046
>>80801011
Wait, where's the sheriff?

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>>80801080
>at's LITERALLY people living in small towns in the nutshell
Yeah but they do have a bit of character development. Don't we?

>>80801093
unless you're black, you have no chance

>>80801036
Damn, Shelly Johnson looks like *THAT*?

>>80801115
It's Robert Forster

it might be or might not be the same character, they already did the same thing with donna

>>80800250
You're right about the postmodernism and cheese, but those episodes were made by newbies brought in to replace Lynch. It's fanfiction that really misunderstood the balance of suspense and camp Lynch intended.

Twin Peaks was a compromised work ever since the creators were forced to solve the mystery. It's never gonna be a 10/10, but I think FWWM was enough to redeem it overall.

I literally have no idea what this new season is going to accomplish with
>no Sheriff Truman
>no Heather Graham
>no man from another place
>no Bob
>no David Bowie

It's either going to be a bunch of incoherent lynching or just a strict followup on the boring relationship stuff no one cares about. Either way, the show was already fixed the best it could. Lynch should have made a sequel to one of his other works.

>>80801042
Wait, how the fuck does Leland fit into this?

>>80801188
A version of him may be in the Black Lodge. Maybe.

>>80801011
Good God.

>>80801183
>no Chris Isaak

jdimsa

>>80800942
BEST GIRL RETURNS

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>>80801183
there is no bowie because he fucking died friendo, he was supposed to reprise his role but he died

and man from another place got redpilled on lynch hard

>>80790720
How come the two women who aged the best have both been breed by BBC?

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>>80790667
>mfw Lynch looks better than any of them

>>80801188
The plot is unknown.

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>>80801236
The fuck

>>80801236
>confusing fiction with reality
>1991 + 25 A.D.

ishiggydiggy

>>80801236
Lynch is too chill for me to believe this 2bh.

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>>80801281
shhh goy

>>80800942
>Denise has aged most gracefully out of them all

Trans people confirmed for the master race.

>>80801303
You mean men.

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I do fel for the actor, he must have been very excited and he was bigging up David and I can imagine David letting him down badly.
In the original series I'm sure the character says that we will not see him again.

>>80801349
>The next time you see me, it won't be me.

pretty spooky. but then again, Lynch was totally ready to do S3 and didn't even consider the "25 years" line until someone reminded him.

>>80801402
>sider the "25 years" line until s
come off it

>>80801188
He's bob now since bob's actor died.

>>80801349
How can you feel bad for a guy who accuses Lynch of raping his daughter and killing Jack Nance? Nah, fuck that little midget. They offered him a role, but he claimed they low balled him, so he through a pissy fit and threw around outrageous accusations.

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>>80793086
here it is in actual quality

>>80801447
>The plot is unknown.
The plot is unknown.

>>80801236
I wasn't blaming them. But I had no idea he was ever supposed to be in it. That's a damn shame then.

And yeah, I remember that shit about the pedo Lynch conspiracy. Not quite convinced. I think it's more a case of the little man being a greedy bastard because he thought Lynch had to hire him.

>>80801465
>killing Jack Nance?
He killed Jack Nance as well? jesus

>>80801447
I actually like that idea. Ray Wise can do that exact same creepiness.

>>80801493
I doubt it's about pay, he was in scooby doo playing the same role and you don't get millions for doing shit like that. He probably has problems with lynch. Something happened.

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>>80801510
In fairness he also said the jews had something to do with it, not that farfetched

>Josie is still trapped in a drawer knob

>>80801570
>the jews
everybody says that though.

>>80801570
>>80801510
He also claimed that Eraserhead was funded by David Lynch's rich parents, when everyone fucking knows that David was fucking broke as shit during that point of his life. And David Lynch's parents weren't rich at all.

>>80801510
yes, that's right. Lynch hired goons to kill him, so that it would look like a "unfortunate accident"

and he did it, to this day nobody knows what happened

>>80801650
Mulholland Drive.

>>80801588
She deserves it

SOMEBODY MAKE A NEW THREAD

>>80801646
>He also claimed that Eraserhead was funded by David Lynch's rich parents
Why is that a bad thing?

>>80801569
He said it was about pay. Then later he started throwing out redpills.

Maybe Lynch is a bad dude. I don't know. Do you really see it?

>>80800654
rude desu

>>80801705
It's not. It's just not even true in this case.

>>80801732
great minds are fucked up. It has been known for centuries.

I honestly don't care really what he did, but michael j anderson does not have any career now, so I honestly doubt it was about pay

>>80801011
These two dipshits haven't changed at all. What happened?

>>80801683
new thread
>>80801791

>>80801791

>>80801791

>>80801683
somebody did
>>80801791

bump , kek

Michael J Anderson is a piece of shit, though, seriously. Think about it, even if it somehow was true that David Lynch raped his daughter, it's basically implied that if Michael got paid the proper amount, he would have kept silent about it.

yeesh... scrolling though this thread. Like, everybody want their favorite characters to return, but if half the cast is bunch of 50, 60, and 70 year olds flirting with each other its gonna get tough to watch. The soap opera stuff really only works with young, good looking people, and even then only so much. But if they focus more on the murder stuff it could be ok, i guess. Really managing expectations at this point though

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>>80801899
no. He was all excited about the new series and was telling all these stories about how great it was to have been on it before. And probably it was the last reasonable chance of earning a lot of tens of thousands of pounds. If you take someone that buzzed up about a thing and handle it really badly, they are going to spazz out.
If the director could see the person would have a melt down I'd say come along to the set, do some promotional, make them feel a bit needed.

>>80802086
>ds of pounds. If
sorry, dollars

>>80800410
Don't even joke like that