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I think I'm ready to die now.
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>>80789155
Sure thing, step into the airlock Joel.
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Wow lmfao. I'm actually astonished.
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>>80789217
Hating Felicia Day has nothing to do with politics.

It's a hatred older than terms SJW and alt-right.

She is just a stupid obnoxious cunt that did that old "gamer gurl" shtick before literally everyone else was doing it with shitty youtube series like the guild while clearly despising gamers and the gaymer culture. Being a massive cunt that constantly whines about Hollywood discriminating her because of her age when in reality she is just an annoying hag without talent that ruined everything she ever touched. She is one of the most hypocritical, pseudo-intellectual "actress" that I've ever seen. The fact she hasn't faded into obscurity with other shitty youtube "actors" like Fred only shows that she is more privileged as a woman than all those others talentless hacks.
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>>80789363
She didn't ruin Dr Horrible but she was certainly the worst part
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its not like the skits actually matter. if the movie banter is good it'll be good. if it's bad it'll be bad.
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>>80789155
I fucking hate that fat fucking cunt piece of shit oswalt. look at his fucking fat twisted guac bowl face. Fuck him, he looks like he put his fucking disgusting face into a microwave just long enough to begin melting.
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For some reason never realized this was a Netflix thing, i always assumed it was for a YouTube channel or something like that.
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Why is Game Informer talking about something that has nothing to do with video games?
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>>80789155
Good, yet another thing I don't have to care about. Load off my mind.
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>>80789155

I wish I saved that copypasta. Like that one anon said: It really is a bunch of fanfic tier nobody losers *pretending* to be MST3K for the recognition.

Completely cashing in on nostalgia.
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I can't stop laughing at how fucking absurd that picture is. What a nightmare.
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>>80789484
Vidya journalists are trying really hard to turn video games into some sort of art form. Just because those two "actors" were doing some video games themed shows and they did some voice acting for games it means they're bigger than life in eyes of those hacks.

I still can't believe how delusional and out of touch with gamers game reviewers are.
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Patton looks like someone squished a shit
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>>80789155
patton "dead wife" oswalt reminds me of big pussy
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>Netflix
I bet it will break Amy Schumer's record as the show with the lowest score in history.
There's no one even vaguely enthusiastic about this reboot.
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>>80789653
It won't. Those things just slide under the radar so it will get good reviews from few retarded shills and fat neckbeards who put pussy on pedestal while others won't even bother ever watching it for 5 minutes.
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>>80789653
Nah MST3K has a pretty devoted fanbase, many of whom don't have the issues with Felecia Day etc that 4chan do, so it will probably have a decent core audience.
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>>80789155
Literally youtube production tier
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>>80789916
I bet Captain Disillusion has better production value
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>>80789832
I think more fans will have an issue with Tom's voice than with Day or Oswalt. Too high pitched. Different isn't the worst thing ever but at least strive for similarity.

Personally my issue is casting known people at all. Part of the charm of MST3K is that it really felt like the people who worked on it could be your next door neighbors.
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>>80789155
Well that picture made me laugh uncontrollably over what a disaster everything about it is, if the show can make me laugh that hard its a winner.
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>>80789515
>muh vagina
Women are funny, get over it
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>>80789178
Hey that's my name
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>>80789155
No, you will watch hours of Oswalt and Felicia banter about topical progressive humor. Then you will have my permission to die.
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>Mike
Still riffing with Bill Corbett and Kevin Murphy after all these years.

>Joel
Destroying your childhood with Jonah Ray and Felicia Day.
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>>80789515
Is she donating the child to the ACLU?
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>>80790229
You shills really deserve to be lynched
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>>80789155
>Felicia Day

Literal poison. This might get 1 whole season before she Summer Glau's it.
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>tfw I thought Patton Oswalt was the funniest comedian alive, right up to the moment his wife died and he decided to focus on Trump all day, every day.

I'm not even a Trump supporter, but you can pretty much pin point the moment Patton lost it.
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>>80790349
This goes for anybody on either side. Either you're a political hack or an entertainer. I really couldn't fucking care any less what Spence from King of Queens or Chachi have to say about anything and can't figure out why anybody would.
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>>80789217
Why haven't mods banned this spammer yet? Fucker even posts this in /got/ and /lbg/ constantly.
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>>80790465
Its not just one guy its a shill macro they all have. 4chan is raided by paid shills
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>Hey, let's take a show that was popular for being a low-budget movie commentary program that had a Middle America sensibility to its humor and turn it into a costume party with high production values for celebrities isolated from the audience that the original targeted!
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>>80789515
The father is like 70
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>>80790441
most of the very outspoken comedians honed their craft during the Bush administration, sort of telling the same lame jokes over and over. I think they got comfortable during Obamas years and are secretly glad Trump won, since they don't dare tell jokes about Hillary, and he's a very easy target.
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>>80790349
Was it when he killed his wife?
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I know very little about Felicia Day as a person, but I just find her extremely off putting on an instinctual level
>>80789484
I'm pretty sure they had a page or two about movies and shows the many years ago I last looked at a Game Informer
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>>80789155
Deadass gameinformer used to follow me on twitter back in the day.
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>>80790605
Probably because her entire career is "dude... I'm a girl... but I'm a geek..." She epitomizes that weird nerd culture thing (which is fizzling out) that wasn't compromised of actual nerds at all.
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>>80789363
Nah, Felicia's alright
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>>80789515
You can donate children?
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If you were a real fan of MST3K you won't watch this fucking shit show. Talk about a money grab. There is no universe in which Felicia Camel is funny.
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>>80790229
>shareblue and huffpo
at least post some NYT
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>>80790229
this has to be bait
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>>80790646
I don't think it's that. I think it's just that dumb smile she always has that just seems really... off I guess? It's like the smile of someone at a party that's trying to seem fun while they really just want to sell you something. I have a similar problem with Wil Wheaton. It's not like I feel it's off putting enough that I would write an angry essay on it, but it just compels me to watch something else whenever I see her. I genuinely don't give a shit about "gamer/nerd culture"
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>>80790547
Autism +downey +manlet baby
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>>80791010
That's not fair. The kid might still be tall
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>>80790906
Worse, its a paid shill.
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>>80790761
I don't care if she's in the skits, as long as she stays out of the movie.
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>>80789832

This isn't my mst3k. The show wasn't about the brand, it was the talent.
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>>80789155
Patton can help you with that
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>>80790465
why isn't /got/ banned yet?
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>>80789832
it has a fanbase because it was good
if you think dead wife oswald and that dyke can hold a candle to actual comedy you should be on facebook laughing to all the funny memes right now
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Please tell me this isn't what Glenn Howerton left IASIP to work with Patton on
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I never even watched mt3sk and even I am bothered they'd hire those two nothing to star in it.

Why. are they nerds or someting? most of the mt3sk people ive talked to are weirdos who watch ultraman and shit. not steven universe redditors.
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>>80793504
Patton was pals with most of the old cast.
Felicia reminds Joel of Mary Tyler Moore...yeah I don't see it either.
you know Joel was on Steven Universe, right?
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>>80794335
MAY-OR

DEW-EY

MAY-OR

DEW-EY
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>>80789515
>husbandless 40 year old having a child

enrages me
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>>80789484
Because it's part of the cancer that is "nerd culture" filled with men, women, and trans monsters that refuse to grow up and have only identity which is nerd. Don't get me wrong nothing wrong with nerd hobbies but there has to be more to you than just that. Now they are getting older and realizing that voice acting degree pays less than Walmart. So they want Sanders senpai to pay their debts and give them free money so they can keep buying LootCreates TM.
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>>80790983
You can probably sense the pretentiousness they reek of and don't like it.
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>>80789515
Isn't the ACLU that organization that runner by Jewish lawyers that just harasses Christian groups and some how supports islamic groups?
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have a morbid curiosity about this
it wont be good at all, itll be shit, but how shit can it get
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>>80794796
Probably but most know them from when they fought Trump's "Muslim" """ ban""" which AFAIK didn't break any kind of law or rule but it just hurt white liberal feelings
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>>80790232
Kevin is the only one who doesn't look like a zombie.
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>>80794691
>but there has to be more to you than just that.
Anon, how do I make it so there's more to me?
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>>80789155
>remake show
>flops like almost every other remake in history
>blame alt-right trolls
How will the master hacker, the man known only as 4chan, be blamed for the low ratings this time?
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>>80789515
I masturbated with this picture once because it was in my preggos folder.

It was nice.
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>>80794990
>blame alt-right trolls
When did this happen? Are you making things up again son?
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How many Trump jokes will be said?
How long will it take for them to be said?
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>>80795025
Amy Schumer and the Ghostbusters reboot are starting that trend. It works, too
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>>80789155
Cause you know what everybody loves about mst3k? The fucking plot.
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>>80794921
Go out and learn new hobbies, in college I used to be the anime super nerd then I made a normie friend who got me into cooking, lifting, fire building, making your own charcoal, and so much more. All it takes is looking up YouTube bids of different things, I got into wood working and making upside aquariums all by looking up random stuff. The best way to start is to loom at some thing you want it or that you buy all the time and see how it's made. YouTube has made it super easy to do this shit. At my high school reunion I had the best stories thanks to my friend. You can do it I believe in you.
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>>80795072
But nothing like that happened with the MST3K reboot and you know it. Quit trying to manufacture controversy.
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>>80795153
I didn't say it happened already. It was a prediction of what will happen.
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>>80795168
And it's fucking retarded. Take your victim complex back to tumblr lad.
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>>80795200
Why are you so defensive and aggressive about it? The entertainment industry has started using a scapegoat for lazyness and you're mad at me? Stop misplacing your anger, anon
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>>80795153
You say that now, but. There is a High chance.
>>80795050
Every time Day and wife killer are on screen will be at least we aren't as evil as Trump, and then some dumb joke about hiring trans fags because they are an "evil" opportunity employer. There you go I just wrote all the jokes. Also those two will be in it more since they are "stars". Unlike where in the original the villain was some who that my Dad would joke looked like a bus driver who was also the lunch lady.
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>>80795256
Because you're a whiny cunt desperately looking for things to be outraged about. Back to tumblr, you'll find many of your own kind there.
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this looks pretty shallow
People are happy it looks "low budget" but at first glance it looks so lacking of detail it competes with season 1 of MST.
Everyone looks awkward and jilted.
Only a 40 second preview so thats all I can really say.
It also continues Joels Cinematic Titanic idea of doing more routines with the silhouettes, which honestly sounds like it'd get annoying and unfunny real fast.
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>>80789155
literally
figuratively
objectively
subjectively

reddit, the show
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>>80795350
>you're a whiny cunt desperately looking for things to be outraged about
>having this little self-awareness
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>>80795350
But tumblr for the whiners who don't believe what I posted can happen a third time and are full of people who aggressively curse people out, like you.
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>>80795133

You're into 'fire building' and 'making charcoal'?

Isn't that kind of like saying you're really into 'sweeping' and 'boiling water'?
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>>80795350
Clam the fuck down anon, that other guy has a valid point, while its true we only have two cases of it, it's not impossible that they could cry wolf in this. Hell fucking Day used Gamer Gate to sell her book, there was no need for her to get involved in GG. Then she got attacked, and every sjw was buy my book. I remember the day that Nintendo guy died and I wanted to see what dumb shit Anita would say but she was like I am in a tree reading a Day's Book. So that anon can be justified in being paranoid.
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>>80795691
Making charcoal takes like 24 hours and its a pretty bad ass survival skill, also since it has no chemicals you can cook steak directly on it, taste amazing. As for fire building I mean camp fires, if you know how to build a good fire you can make huge bonfires with half the wood most people think you need and it last longer, my friends love my summer time bonfires.
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>>80795133
>Go out and learn new hobbies, in college I used to be the anime super nerd then I made a normie friend who got me into cooking, lifting, fire building, making your own charcoal, and so much more.
>cooking, lifting, fire building, making your own charcoal
If those were my "hobbies," I would lie and tell people I'm into anime when asked.
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>>80795815
>a pretty bad ass survival skill
Go drink your own piss.
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>>80795815
>Making charcoal
>Light wood on fire
>Choke it and let it burn
>Badass
Yeah, really gets my heart racing every winter
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>>80789155
I've never liked the "I'm funny and I know it" attitude, but I love stand up comedy. How do I come to terms with this? Patton is just so smug, so sure of himself, it's disgusting. don't know who she is, and i never watched any original mst3k
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>>80789515
A bit crass, but dedicated to a cause.
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>>80790555
Trips of truth.
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>>80789548
SOMEBODY
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>>80790699
shes a stupid whore
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HI, I'M PATTON OSWALT AND MY WIFE WAS A REVOLTING JUNKIE THAT DID DRUGS IN THE PRESENCE OF OUR DAUGHTER AND I LET IT HAPPEN. SHE'S DEAD NOW PLEASE PITY ME.
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>>80790349
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>>80797575
felciai day and pat oswalt are DIE HARD lefties as is the majority of hollywood

they will find some way to sneak a trump joke or replublican/conservative shaming in there no matter what
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>>80797575
I'd really hate to agree with Patton, but a 65 year old woman with pneumonia doing all that campaigning is impressive. At that age it's impressive that she could even leave the house.
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LISTEN DICKS
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>>80797723
Huma pls.
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>>80789155
I dare you to find me a single human being in planet earth that's excited to watch this. I like Oswalt but I have the feeling this show is gonna be garbage political """"humor"""" the whole time.
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Isn't Justin Roiland involved? He doesn't seem too bad
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>>80790547

So is Felicia.
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>>80795153

The fact you are so defensive about it shows that you fear that might happen. If you actually thought that guy was just talking nonsense you would just ignore him.
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How about you guys just give it a shot, if you don't like it then don't watch it. I know everybody is scared of the SJW boogie man but at least let it try.
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>>80797911
Look in the youtube comments for the trailer.
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>>80798024
I took a big shit this morning, why not have a taste? How can you be sure it tastes bad unless you taste it?
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>>80797723
>doing all that campaigning is impressive

Except she wasn't. She was doing like one medium size venue every three days. while trump was doing 2 huge rallies a day.
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>>80798044
YouTube commenters aren't people
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>>80789515
How starved of praise do you have to be to "brag" about donating to something? Pathetic
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>>80798024
>of the SJW boogie man

It's not a boogie man anymore, you have to be a legit retard to believe this
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>>80798114
As much as we would love to believe that, they are indeed real people. My only comfort is that there are fewer than a thousand in that video.
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>>80798198
You know a rapist is president, right? I think we know which boogeyman turned out to be real.
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>>80798266
Thanks for the kek. Should've thrown a "sweetie" somewhere in there though
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>>80798266
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>>80798266
He's not the first and he won't be the last.
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>>80798266

That last two presidents were mass murderers. What's your point?
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>>80797266
Rude
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>>80789515
tfw she never posted another preg pic
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>>80789155
What the fuck is Netflix even doing? Are they trying to go bankrupt? No, seriously, what has happened during the last couple of months?
>Proxy-blocking
>Dear White People
>Amy Schumer comedy special
>this shit with the two most unlikable celebs to ever exist
>terrible selection in general
Is Hulu still decent? At least they had Criterion stuff there..
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>>80789363
>has nothing to do with politics
/tv/ - Pussies Cry About Literally Everything
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>>80798772
You need to be 18 to post here.
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>>80798806
Was proving my point part of your plan?
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>>80789449

what makes you think the banter between these two would be good, what has either done in the past that gives you the impression it would be good?
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>>80798839
Was proving my point part of your plan?
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>>80798898
>mimicking
Have you been diagnosed yet?
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>>80799003
>mimicking
Have you been diagnosed yet?
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>>80798430
And Trump is going for the high score.

https://www.thenewamerican.com/usnews/foreign-policy/item/25604-drone-strikes-up-432-percent-under-donald-trump
https://www.irishtimes.com/news/world/middle-east/at-least-30-dead-after-air-strike-hits-syrian-school-1.3020369
http://bipartisanreport.com/2017/03/16/trump-just-bombed-a-mosque-in-syria-at-least-57-innocent-victims-dead-details/
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>>80790547
pic of father?
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>>80799294
>filename

Hello, plebbit. He also isn't wrong
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>>80799294
But when Obama was doing it? Not a peep.
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>>80799294
Nobody can top Obama's high score.
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>>80799770
Dude are you fucking illiterate?
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>>80799819
Where did you read that? CNN?
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>>80789155
i like oswalt but i had to unfollow the guy on twitter since 97% of his posts are about trump now.

it's like man, give it a rest - doesn't matter who is the acting president it's not gonna affect your life in any concrete way.
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>>80799294
>50 sad pictures that will make you say fuck having borders and law and shit

kek, none of that is wrong
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>>80799819
not>>80799770
but dont (you) know what a high score is?
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>>80789155
Reminder the only real MST3K successor is RiffTrax and you should watch/listen to that instead of this bile.
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>>80790232

Praise BASED Mike. That cheesehead was like an older brother growing up. Every sunday morning with the SciFi channel was /comfy/.
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>>80799869
>Hitler 2.0 becoming president of the most powerful country in the universe won't affect your life in any way

Okie doke.
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>>80799989
>Hitler 2.0
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>>80799989
>the most powerful country in the universe

Sarlon of planet Elmov VI might have something to say about that.
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>>80799989

IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF

IF WEEEEE
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>>80795153

Tom Servo is a nigger, both of the MADs are the worst of insufferable SJW cunts, you have the shitty host behind it as a shitty cash grab and you have some fat retard as the new experiment. How can this not fail?

Shitty leftist rags will say it's great, the rest of the free world will hate it and then there will be some inevitable controversy in which Patton Oswalt white knight spergs out about on Twitter because he can't accept he's a talentless midget fuck. Then the whole thing will quietly fade away as no one will want to acknowledge what a failure it was. And so will go this piece of shit cash grab. Screen shot this shit niggers, I'm from the future.
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>>80789155
>not posting the actual trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ct0Z2bQndM
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>>80799989
Ok you little fuck, i will not listen anymore. There is no reason to listen to a garbage excuse of a human that spews verbal dhiarrea and claims its a factual argument like you, i refuse to continue to aknowledge you are alive because that may also be a disgusting lie. Also it makes no difference if you are alive dead, or human at all since your fake testimony is completely useles either way i may aswell argue with a magic 8 ball because at least the magic 8 ball doesnt lie like a brainded tumblr fandom dshithead does like you, the fact that the 8 balls answers are incorrect its not the 8 balls responsability
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>>80799989
that's just the government indoctrinating the working class poor into believing they a) have a saying in anything i.e "voting matters", and b) having the "wrong" president in charge is also a good way to instill fear into the masses, thus increasing control.

all the media wars present right now is just one massive fucking smoke screen. people pay way too much attention to what trump (or anyone else) for the matter is writing on social media than actually making some kind of a positive influence on a grass-root level.
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>>80800147
If they couldn't get the real voices, why not just make two new robots?
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>>80800219
this is my fetish, post more
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This reminds me of those fake fan made episodes of MST that would circulate through tapes and online
Anyone have any links to those?
I can't seem to find any
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>>80800510

I remember those. There were a couple of people doing that in the real infancy of video on the internet. Half of you would be like this is awesome and the other half of you would feel sad.
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>>80789155
Is that Vir from Babylon 5?
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>>80789515
Her fucking nose.
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>>80798772
why is there always someone playing devil's advocate around here?
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>>80800988
>he's a tits guy
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>>80789363
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>>80797266
>she
>stupid whore
redundant much?
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>>80801174
WOHOHOHOHOOOOOOOOOO
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>>80799819
>During President Obama’s two terms in office, he approved 542 such targeted strikes in 2,920 days — one every 5.4 days. From his inauguration through today, President Trump had approved at least 36 drone strikes or raids in 45 days — one every 1.25 days.

you're fucking retarded
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>>80801283
>extrapolating data from a month and a half to eight years
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>oh it's a '/tv/ declares a show the worst thing ever because two of the actors made fun of Trump and hurt the boards poor feelings'

Anyone remember when this place was actually about films and shows and not just /pol/ whining about how the TV is mean to their precious god emperor?
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>>80801283
>>80799819
>>80799294
>Trump entered office right as the Raqqa Offensive began

Gee I wonder why drone strikes there are more drone strikes in the small amount of time he's been president...

Call me when Trump goes full Obama and bombs more countries than any the previous couple presidents combined
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>>80799989
>Hitler 2.0

If only
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>>80800610
I remember the MSTing of fanfics.
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>>80801509
Yeah, I remember you whining about pedos and waifufags.
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>>80789217
needs to be posted in every thread
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>>80801509
Felicia Day ruins everything she's in, nothing to do with Trump
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>>80799989
It doesn't affect the top 0.1%.
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>>80789155
https://youtu.be/5ct0Z2bQndM

so so awful

I'll stick to riftrax
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>>80789515
Patrick Shane Duncan flops his fat disgusting 70 year old body onto of Felicia Day.

He begins to thrust.

Two minutes later he grunts, depositing a large amount of semen (probably containing the DNA for autism) inside her.


He rolls over. Sweat mats his grey chest hair together. His belly raises and falls as he struggles to regain his breath.


Nine months later Felicia Day gives birth to a beautiful baby girl.
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>>80798772
>Why have opinions when you can just be smug all day
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>>80789515
I hope she dropped a potato ;) Pic is her former boyfriend, my sides!
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>>80789155
Oh look it's two people I hate ruining something from my childhood.

And I'd like to state for the record that Patton Oswalt is less than 1/10 as creative or talented as James Rolf.
>>
>how u want your tom servo voice?
>just fuck my shit up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FsXqidZgG4
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>>80789515
She literally has not mentioned her boyfriend once or posted a photo of them together because she's so ashamed of fucking a 70 year old guy.
>>
>>80800147
This whole thing seems like a bunch of washed-up pseudo-celebrities cosplaying as MST3K. MST3K was funny because the people watching the movies were funny. This new version is a bunch of unfunny people who are going to try and be funny by reading a script and that's not the same thing.
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>>80801825
>former boyfriend
So he's not the baby daddy?
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>>80801843
>noisy, thick-saliva swallowing

What the fuck does that even mean?
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I don't mean to rock the boat guys, but I'm gonna just wait and see.

Please understand.
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>>80796327
>>80796380
>i never leave my house because it's dangerous outside
the internet was a mistake. I don't want to see people like you fat fucks ever.
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>>80801968
Only the KTMA season of MST3K was improvised.
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>>80802015
Because Patton Oswalt is so much more charismatic than James Rolf...
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>>80802361
Doesn't matter. The point is that the people whose voices you heard during the movie were actually making the jokes, even if they were writing them and performing the script later.
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>>80798898
>>80799031

>Calls others a child
>Uses classic 8 year old strat of repeating what they say

Jesus christ.
>>
>>80802925
Great job on missing the point completely.
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>>80789363
didn't she run into traffic because a white male tried to approach her once?
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>>80803108
Let me add: I wanted the guy to fuck off. I got him to fuck off. In 3 posts.
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>>80789515
>veronica sells her bos rapebaby to legion slavers.jpg
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>>80797723
>pneumonia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6grYYWy2q4
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>>80798266
Is? Try was.
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>>80789515
ive never liked this bitch, but on seeing this i want to come all over her pregnant stomach
>>
Mystery Science JUST 3000
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>>80789363
>>80789387
I remember seeing her as a potential slayer on buffy, hated her since then.
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>>80789515
>>80803380
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>>80789515
Won't the kid have issues because the parents are so old?
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>>80789155
>Game
>>
Mike actually innovated with RiffTrax while Joel has resorted to the same shit since he left MST3K.
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>>80797742
I have never seen anything this man is in, other than I once turned on big bang for a second, and he was on it. Fuck him, and fuck him for this nerd shit. He was on some shit show as a kid. Jesus I hate that smug face.
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>tfw every MST3K thread for the next 4-8 years is going to devolve into /pol/ shit after only a few posts
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>>80803944
Stop watching broadcast tripe, and see Stand By Me.
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So who was better

Mike or Joel?
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>>80789363
don't forget she fucks an 80 year old dude for his money and got knocked up by him, her child will likely have some kinda problems, also shes so ashamed of how this looks she never admits it and just pretends she magically got pregnant.
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>>80789155
HAHAHAHAHAA holy shit, this is awful.
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>>80800224
Their voices have changed a few times.
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>>80789363
>ruined everything she ever touched
she didn't ruin New Vegas, then again thats Obsidians fault..
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>>80801509
>>80804021
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