tell me, /tv/, would you live in San Junipero?

>implying this isn't already a sim

I despised this cunt and the black girl had o reason to be attracted to her

one of the worse episodes by any reasonable standard

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>>80784184

>>80784184

That episode was like an Oasis after that gauntlet of dark, edgy shit. Dang, easily my fav episode from the series.

Wish Netflix did more Kino like this.

>>80784249
Yeah, why can't they make less edgy shit and more hopeful and inspiring stories?

>>80784616
They said next season would be more like that.

Could we nip this in the bud and stop making <IQ80 posts ITT?

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>>80784616
>>80784653
JUST when you thought it couldn't get any worse

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>>80784736
>wanting dumb tweests and edgy sci fi shit

>wanting "dude they weren't monsters lmao!"
>wanting "dude the blue bear rules the world lmao!"
>wanting "dude the protagonist is actually a murderer and is getting tortured lmao!"

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>>80784848
>implying

I want to love Kelly

>>80784184
Yes
>>80784194
This one needs a few dlcs and patches brah...its going Mass Effect Andromeda tier for me...

If you would willingly live in a simulated world you should just kill yourself

>inb4 some unbearable reddit cunt says "but we already live in le simulation"

>>80785898
Yeah this episode was the most depressing of them all for me. I would have chosen the sweet release of death.

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>>80784184
>choosing to live on some beach resort town through late 20th/early 21st century eras
>instead of a fantasy/sci-fi setting complete with race/gender customizing options

>>80785898
Serious question: What is your real name, address, phone number, and a place and time where I can meet you for a duel?

Let's test your theory.

>>80785989
kill yourself mate

>>80785898
>>80785934
You can choose to opt out at any time you turds.

>not wanting to live in a carefree world of no consequences for at least a year first before deciding whether to continue or just die

>>80786024
I plan on going to Heaven you Godless heathen.

>>80786024
seriously kill yourself weakling

>>80786040
>>80786048
Kill yourselves if you believe in something better.

>>80784905
Fucking upvote for that gif

>>80784184
Yeah and I'd just go around smashing bricks into peoples butts all over town. Nobody would be safe from my rath. I would seriously wreck that chicks glasses face with a brick to. Water they gonna do I'd be dead haha

>>80784616
You do realize it was a euthanasia factory and no permanent resident was actually alive, right?

>>80786071
kill yourself if you don't want to experience the next level of consciousness

>>80786111
Are you talking about unconsciousness or subconsciousness?

OP here. No more inducements to suicide allowed.

Let's have a mature and serious discussion about San Junipero starting now.

>>80786092
If your thought patterns continue, it's still you in some form. Or else you died several times over already because every cell in your body has been replaced.

>>80786152
Kill yourself.

>>80786151
I'm talking about the pre omega point omega point

>>80786111
Kill yourself if you think Heaven's not a Place on Earth.

>>80786195
earth is purgatory and the proving grounds for souls, kill yourself

>>80784184
What happens to people who treat it like GTA free mode?

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>>80786238
The only way to be worthy of God's love is to unleash hell upon Earth to weed out the unworthy.

Absolutely, especially because the odds are so good that when you die there's just nothing. I'd happily extend my life indefinitely to live in San Junipero, even if I'm the dude at the arcade striking out.

>>80786289
Did you not see the episode?

You literally can't die. Most you can do is toggle a pain slider.

It'd be GTA with everyone in god mode.

>>80786195
Heaven, Heaven is a place for girth.

>>80786289
They get put in the dunce cap lobby with the other murderers and rapists

>>80786166
So you are alive in this post that captures your thought pattern and you don't need to actually live?

>>80784184
>eternal degeneracy
>constantly have to keep your partner in check
>if single constantly have to compete with chads for an eternity

FUCK THAT

>>80786358
No, because the post has no agency of its own you donut.

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>>80786195

>>80786180
so subconscious unconsciousness

>>80786389
You could just find and rape whoever chose a loli as their digital avatar.

>>80786337
Uh, the data centers exist in the real world and could be targeted if someone wanted to eliminate your personality from existence, either from physical terrorism or stux-tier malware.

Air gaps don't even work in the present day, no one will ever be safe

>>80786401
Yes it does, it is just very limited, just like the agency of a SJ simulation is much more limited than your personal agency.

>>80786337
Yes, I saw it.

Doesn't mean they can't do what >>80786350
mentioned. I was curious what kind of system they had for dealing with "guests" that only want to make other guests miserable/have fun at other guests expense.

>>80784184
>would you live in San Junipero?
You mean would I allow a copy of my consciousness to live in a virtual world?

Why not?

I'll still be dead.

>ugly depressed lesbo gets hot bitch

Yea, fuck off. Worst episode

>>80786455
>Yes it does, it is just very limited

I don't think you know what agency means.

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>>80786453
>"can someone still kill you if you're playing GTA on god mode?"

>"well yeah, someone could break into your house and shoot you while you're playing."

>>80786458
Pretty sure they can just isolate your consciousness if you become a serious problem. Maybe even delete you via court order if it comes to it.

>>80786694 see >>80784194
QED

heck, i'd go live in San Junipero right now

carefree life without having to worry about food, money or std's, sounds comfy

so after every ten years do they add the past decade as DLC?
like if i died in 2020 eventually i could live in simulated 2030?

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>tfw white christmas

>>80784184
It's literally a place for gays to live out their gay fantasies. Count me out

>>80786895
Yes.

>>80787070
did anybody else have an existential revelation when they saw white christmas and suddenly their own existence made complete sense?
now i know why everything is so shitty. it's because i'm being tortured for real, kept prisoner for 1000 years/per second for an entire day.

>>80787324
At least you're not stuck in the same room with the same song playing unable to sleep for 69 kikezillion years

Or maybe you are, I don't know

That episode gets worse if you count the "cookies get human rights" news blurb from another episode

>>80784184
FUck no I'd get bored even in the Pasolini fight club nightmare mode.

>>80786642
I don't think thinking is your strong suit.

>>80787547
I don't think you have a strong suit.

>>80787440
Actually I am. I've been living with REM it's the end of the world stuck in my head for the good part of 20 years. It's like sanity on hard-mode.....
fun fact of why i _live_ /tv/ . the stimulation drowns the song out

>>80787567
My homemade Deus Vulting suit is godblessed pretty strong.

>>80787568
Marathon this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8UV7SAhvG4

>>80787591
THOSE POSERS ARE NOT EVEN PLAYING THE FUCKING INSTRUMENTS

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>>80786498
Only post of merit in this thread.
But hey at least you all enjoyed being so easily manipulated!