Would you live in Mayberry?

>>80769941

In a heart beat.

>>80769941
Mayberry. Oh yeah

>No black people

No thank you.

Fuck yeah I would. So long as I don't get drafted in Vietnam, I'd love to grow up in the 1960's.

>>80772015
>>No black people

But that's one of the top three reasons to live there.

>>80769941
Growing up in Mayberry would be Heaven.
>>80772539
Everything this guy said.

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>>80769941
I grew up in a Mayberry.
>~1200 people
>all white
>everyone knows everyone
>kids rode their bikes everywhere
>people left their houses/cars unlocked

AMA

>>80773356
Should I jerk off again? I'm feeling pretty hard.

>>80773356
Did you have a sweetheart?

>>80773356
How the fuck did you end up here?

>>80773496
I'm a degenerate that liked to watch little girls through their window
>>80773474
My neighbors daughter before she became a teenager
>>80773460
Yes

>>80773186
Unless you are a Cückold

>>80773356
Was there a seedy underbelly like in Blue Velvet?

https://youtu.be/BeYx_CBH700

>>80772539
>So long as I don't get drafted in Vietnam

1st, all you had to do was go to college. The college deferment kept a LOT of guys out of the war.

2nd, if you ended up with a bad draft number (it depended on your birthday), you simply volunteered for a branch like the Navy or Air Force or joined the Nat'l Guard. My brothers and older cousins did that.

The war sucked and should have never been fought, but 'Nam wasn't the meat grinder most younger people believe it to be. During the year with the most KIAs, military aged men still had a better chance of dying in a car wreck.

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>>80769941
Let's hope America can be that great again.

>>80773819
No

>>80769941
No, I live in Maryland

>>80773968
>betray israel

hmm

Honestly the GOAT show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa1ez7yL_T4

Vid related is a meme in my family. Whenever one of us has an issue or something breaks down, the rest of us will immediately break into a melodramatic "CALL THE MAN! JUST CALL THE MAN!"

Why do neckbeards think black people are bad? Are you saying black people couldn't live in towns as nice and peaceful as Mayberry?

>>80774074
can you provide me the unedited one?

>>80774078
>White (((humor)))

>>80774105
>Are you saying black people couldn't live in towns as nice and peaceful as Mayberry?
They could but it would eventually not be a nice town anymore

>>80773356
You grew up in mt. airy?

>>80774105
I live around black people and there was literally a goddamn drive by shooting on my street.

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>>80773460
>>80773595
...

>>80773474
not really

>>80773496
How does anyone?

>>80773819
>>80774322
what?

>>80774746
Mt. Airy is the town Mayberry is based on

>No sex

No thank you

>>80769941
I'd probably shoot myself out of sheer boredom after six months.

>>80774847
True, but the sets were located in California. They filmed at least one of the original Star Trek episodes there. You can see Capt. Kirk and the woman from the 1930s walk right by Floyd's barbershop.