I'm listening.

>its another GenY Amerikuk tries to hide in the tv-past episode

enjoy dying in a landwar in asia son

>>80762323
The fuck are you talking about?

>>80762140
tfw no gf
please help

roz is THICC

>>80764576
>hire a prostitute
>fuck her/him
>consum her/his life force

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Is there anyone who can beat Wrestlemania night, just had a bottle of sherry and Eddie is on the couch Frasier?

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My ex of 6 yrs started dating someone new, posted a pic on FB and a bunch of my old friends (now hers) called him a "real looker".

So basically,
1. Suicide
2. Murder-suicide
3. Kill both and eat their corpses
4. Drink until I die of liver failure
5. Live happily ever after with my new GF who probably can't fulfill me but w/e

I tried posting this ingame on an Ubishit title and immediately got kicked three times in a row.

Plz help

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>>80766726

I'm sorry anon, but we're out of time.
Next is Bob "Bulldog" Briscoe

**arrrufff**

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>>80766821
I've added you to my list.

>>80764452

Being a regular on /ck/ I have it on good authority that he's drunk.

>>80764576
Stop being a twat. Treat everyone like a person, except those asshole down on 4th Ave, those guys can go suck a fuck

I'm in love with my boss. She's an incredible person and I have very deep feelings for her. She's dating another person and even if she wasn't I couldn't date her because she's my boss and there's rules against it and I like my job. Sometimes, it hurts looking at her because I want her so bad. I very lightly flirt with her occasionally and she always seems to respond positively. It's as far as I'm willing to go with the situation. She's older than me but I don't give a shit.

>>80766726
Go back to your current GF normie

>>80768970
Post pics nigga