Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2 IMAX Poster

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>80760608
Holy fuck I want this poster

>>80760608
Blue+Purple > Blue+Orange

>>80760608
Why isn't Michael Rooker on the billing? I have no reason to watch this if Merle isn't a main character.

>>80760608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tq6UMtkvW48

this is reddit this is memes

ITT: Desperate Cucks

>Michael Rooker that high profile on the poster
>not even in the main credits

DUDE

NEONS

LMAO

it's going to print money, get over it

>>80760608
Box office hit confirmed
90+ on RT confirmed
DCucks BTFO

it's got kurt russell and michael rooker in it so you can all fuck off

Reddit:The Squeakal looks pretty good

>>80760608
I like it.

>>80760669
this

>>80760608
WOw that poster if fucking gaudy. The addition of Kurt Russel mitigates this however.

>>80760608
Despite the fact it looks like it was made in Photoshop in an hour, I like it. It's moderately charming.

>>80760608
DCucks BTFO!

>vaporwave bs

Hopefully the meme off at the end of this is going to be even better than the first one.

>>80760608
Actually convinced me to see this in IMAX desu

looks great, what's your problem?

>>80761053

That's not vaporwave retard

GOTG trilogy are going to be the only MCU movies worth watching at the end of the day.

>>80761053
about as vaporwave as a Doors album

>batista at the front

the fucking state of this poster.

Also the pose that redditlord has, makes me think theres going to be another dance off scene in this movie.

>>80760608
Is this the first vaporwave movie?

>>80760951
And Stallone.

looks good to me desu

FOOOOOOOOX ooooOOOOOOOOoooNnn THE RUN

THE NIGHT AwAaaaAAYYYY

Let's be fair here, they never pretended to be anything more than a corny b-movie tier film.

>>80760608
Marvel doesn't even try anymore, any shit they produce makes billions regardless.

The colors they use for the VOL2 promos are just on the boundary between amazing and garish, I love it. They're pushing past some conventions.

>>80761252
you dropped a ™ pal

>>80761237
This movie has really good color schemes in every teaser and poster. I hope the cinematography throughout the movie is beautiful.

Honestly, the color scheme looks pretty nice. The GOTG movies are the only marvel flicks with any actual style, so I can at least respect them. They're decent 6-7/10 flicks

Is this the end of Orange and Teal?

>>80761275
Bruh the trailers already confirmed it.

>>80761178
And Michael Rosenbaum

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looks great senpai

>>80760608
>Micheal Rooker's face is the biggest in the poster for some reason
>Alien mohawk is back
Quite interesting desu

This doesn't even have the same color palette as vaporwave, let alone aesthetic.

>>80761372
looks like complete shit, needs more rain and a grey filter desu

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>>80760608
>guardians of the reddit

18+ board, leave please

>>80761483

Can someone actually explain the reddit connection with this movie?

is it the quips/humor? haven't marvel films since iron man always been like this? as in before reddit was a big thing

or am i missing something

>>80761570
Shut-ins, like the average /tv/ poster, tend to get violently jealous of "normies" on their Facebook feed who enjoy the occasional cape flick with their group of friends/girlfriend.

They miss out on the theater experience, so they bitch and moan about a movie they've never seen until a camrip or screener hits the torrent sites.

Then they start another wave of shitposting about how bad the movie is, and then watch it 46 times while masturbating to the leading man.

>>80760608
Woah, what episode of suicide squad is this?

>>80761292
P much this. Yeah they aren't terrible but they are also better than the 5-6/10 cookie cuter movies like avengers dr strange and antman tgat marvel cranks out. GotG is at least deadpool levels of decent

>>80761960

Gotta say though, even the average marvel movies at least look really fucking cool

but yeah it's sad they're caught in the same formula, like seriously you could've approached doctor strange in so many different angles and still keep the flashy trippy action set pieces

>We want the neo 80s synthwave audience

It's funny because synthwave is also reddit as fuck.

>>80762165
Read the thread retard

>first one
It's so bad it's good

>second one
Let's make it even worse

I enjoyed the first one but , lets be honest, James Gunn isn't talented. I wonder if they can get lucky twice in a row

>>80762205

Which subreddit?

>>80761738
What awful lot pf projecting.

Stay mad normieslime

>>80762056
>even the average marvel movies at least look really fucking cool

Bait

>>80760739
UPVOTE REDDIT STYLE

UP UP UP UP UPVOTE DISNEY STYLE

>>80762165

nigga this poster and the first film are 70's as hell

>>80762308

By calling them average but otherwise polished films? sure, bait.

>>80760608
oh great more reddit!!!!

seriously the only good thing in the first was CGI scenery, nice visuals in that regard

>>80762235

i liked slither and super though

The whole "reddit" labelling was endearing at first but now it's just a surefire way to detect a brainlet who's succumbed to the groupthink, ironically enough.

>>80761901
My first thought.

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>People actually thinking this is vaporwave, not colourful late 70's retro sci-fi because BLUE AND PURPLE AESTHETIC LMAO

fucking underage little shits stinking up this board

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>>80760608
>pandering to the 80's generation; the poster

Im 30 this year and this past year ive found myself listening to lots of 80's arcade style music such as megadrive etc not only this but the ive also used neon blue and purple in my studio as a backdrop ambient light. Every other day I come across some type of media that is neon blue/purple and its fast becoming an epidemic. For anyone still wondering why the poster is the way it is now you know.

>>80762533
Are you an idiot? You said "the average movie looks really fucking cool"

>>80762872

Yes, they have good visuals - but are still by the numbers and predictable movies

what's so wrong or baity in that opinion

>>80762847
>>80762851
Hahahahaha

>>80762847

The poster looks nothing like retro 70s scifi art.

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all posters should be minimalist masterpieces like this one

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>>80763047

this one definitely does, and is honestly abit more fitting for this particular film

>>80762851
80's is the correct answer. We live in an age where the 80's kids are now ruling the 30's (workforce age) which is why shows like stranger things are at the top and gotg poster is all purple amd bloo

D U D E

A E S T H E T I C

L M A O

>>80760608
this is super reddit...

>>80763262
kill yourself

>>80763047

It sure as shit isn't 80's sci-fi, which honestly is what the thor films should adopt

a masters of the universe vibe could give those films some much needed character and levty

>>80760704
...He's right there, the BIGGEST FUCKING ONE

>>80763281
Reddit detected

>>80762851
>>80763182
I thought we were pandering to the 90s now

In the 2000s it was all about the 80s. Then around 2010 everything became about le 90s, hence all those all those shitty Facebook and Buzzfeed articles, Pokemon Go being popular, and endless rehashes of 90s movies/TV shows like Power Rangers, Jurassic park, and Goosebumps.

And soon, by 2020, I think we will wank about the early-mid 2000s. Sequels to 2000s movies, such as Anchorman 2, Finding Dory, and Monsters University, are already being released ten years after the original films. Arrested Development (ran from 2003 to 2006), was also revived in 2012. Zoey 101 had a reunion in 2015, and That's So Raven and Malcolm in the middle are set to have ones in the near-future.

>>80763182
What will 10s nostalgia look like if the 10s are just 80s nostalgia?

and yet you're all going to go see it either way.

>>80760608
And I thought the previous GOTG poster was one of the shittiest I'd ever seen.

>>80763298

This, 70's sci-fi is space ships. pew pew laser guns and funny looking aliens (star trek, star wars, close encounters)

80's sci-fi was killer robots and magical barbarians (flash gordon, masters, terminator, tron etc.)

>>80763368
The thing is, most of /tv/ being the bunch of underage fags they are don't realize how the 90s were similar to the 80s up untl the end when it got really edgy with the millenium scare, so they think anything colorful = 80s

>>80763456
I don't like the taste of garbage so I won't watch it, the first piece of shit was enough. Who gives a shit about people pretending they didn't enjoy it. When I personally say the movie is the most reddit thing I've ever seen, trust me I'm being completely sincere

>>80763368
All I know is that people from the 80's are in power now and their collective creativity is yielding 80's nostalgia and its being pandered with the 80's theme because well they're in charge as the young and experienced "Marketing gurus" who get a say on the matter decided by folks from 40's and 50's its like the 30's folks are whats asked about now whats cool because they are closer to understanding the 20's crowd.

Since the 20's (90's) crowd knows they arent hipster/nostalgic enough because they gained consciousness with phones and internet in their laps, the analog kids from the 80's are the cool gen because muh nostalgia of never having any iphones laptops internet etc and only stuck with walkman vcr's and arcades with neon blue and purple glow

>>80763351

the irony is that calling things "reddit" is the epitome of a reddit-tier criticism, absolutely zero thought, just parroting

go buy a gun and kill yourself, your parents will be relieved

>>80763761

>r-reddit!

christ can you just shut up already

>>80761353
Surely you mean Mikail Rosenblat

>>80763801

nah that's pretty damn typical of this board

Which yeah, admittedly is on the level of reddit alot of the time. But have fun trying to convince them of that.

>>80763761
lol I can tell youre a miserable, overweight, low income dork from this post.

>>80761372
straight outta warcraft

>>80763762
>Since the 20's (90's) crowd knows they arent hipster/nostalgic enough because they gained consciousness with phones and internet in their laps
I think you're talking about teens, not 20s

20s still very much grew up with VHS and cassette tapes

>>80761372
>not even raining
>no lightning outlining the figure of a brooding superhero
>no instagram filter

wtf is this marvel shit

>>80761570
>Can someone actually explain the reddit connection with this movie?

There isn't one. But Guardians looks fun and popular, which means the knee-jerk contrarianism of /tv/ goes into overdrive and "reddit meme" was the best autists could come up with.

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>>80760608

You were saying, DC cuck?

>>80764250
That movie was trash, what's your point?

>>80760608
Damn that looks sick

>>80761960
They're clearly well above a mediocre 5/10 rating, otherwise every studio would be capable of making them and printing money like Marvel does.

>>80761026
>Despite the fact it looks like it was made in Photoshop in an hour
Dude, every poster are made in photoshop in an hour, the times when posters were hand drawn are over.

>Blacklight colours
>neo 80's

sure is underageb& in here

>>80761466
>DCuckboi

>>80761372
what video game is this?

>>80760608
>dat shitty almost monochromatic poster
>le poop joke
Iron Flop is going to look like KINO next to this turd

>>80761372

apart from the building that looks pretty real

>>80764250
Looks unironically better, what's the point?

>>80760608
New retro is so 2014

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>>80763851
No i meant Michael Rosenbaum

>"Sylvester Stallone plays one of these characters...my friend Michael Rosenbaum also has a pretty decent role in the movie as well and it sort of works in tandem with Sly's character."
>James Gunn

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Remember when DCucks said the first was going to flop because the characters were unknown?

>>80760608
Jesus christ what is this piece of shit?

>>80761372

fucking compressed video shit

>>80760608
i have digital vibrance turned up and looking at that hurt my eyes

>>80761372
wew that warcraft movie looks like THAT?

Predictions:

94% RT

$983 Million box office

But that's fuckin' sweet.

>>80760608
Zoe Saldana is aging like milk

>>80764652

Even I thought the film was gonna bomb, they comics aren't that interesting but they managed to get an average comic and give it some personality

>>80764686

yeah no shit probably because the film hasn't released faggot

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>>80764642
>The best Lex Luthor is in Marvel
This movie keep getting better and better

>>80764732

>yeah no shit probably because the film hasn't released faggot

let me complain

>>80764652
I'm a Marvel fan and seriously thought this would be the first bomb

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I'm the Iron Fist, defender of kung lao.

Iron Fist vs Memelord
who wins?

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>>80764652
I don't remember that

>>80764724
Sounds about right

>>80760608
>in IMAX, le obviously!!
How fucking reddit can this shit be?

>>80764837

it's super lame but its not reddit

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>>80764752
>yfw you realize Tango & Cash are in this movie

Holy shit I wouldn't want to be the shills promoting this crap here

>>80764837
It's an IMAX exclusive poster.

>>80764732
>>80764732
>the comics aren't interesting
>the universally praised cosmic marvel of the mid00s aren't interesting
Maybe you just don't like comics dude, no problem with that, these books are made for both fans and not-fans of them.

i love how this is considered a meme franchise when it has literally spawned 0 memes

ironically the title should go to TDKR or suicide squad, capeshit that has actually spawned memes

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>>80764802
Oh, then how about when they said Ant-Man?

>>80763368
Dude, the 80s return at least once a year. Forever

>>80764940

I actually liked the run with flash thompson, i just never really found star lord himself interesting

gamora is way less badass in the movies though i will admit that

>>80760608
>disgusted_pablo.jpg

>>80761292
I like what Gunn is doing an also liked the Cap movies. First one is underated as fuck. Ironman movies went downhill and Thor's are just chick flicks.

>>80764952
I thought you guys didn't like RT anymore, since Iron Fist bombed because of it

>>80763337
It means his name isn't on there, silly goose.

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>>80764948
>when it has literally spawned 0 memes
dance off bro me and you

>>80764526
>poop joke

I'm not seeing it

>>80765089
Iron Fist deserves it's rating. Its pretty crappy.

>>80760608

>muh 80s pink and blue aesthetic

Wow they're only like 5 years too late for that, great job

>>80764948
"meme off you and me" was one of the biggest memes of the year, also "literally r*ddit: the movie" had a good run too

>>80765083

They really should have just made a black widow film instead of iron man 2, i personally think scarletts a good natasha and you could've made a fun espionage film with her, hawkeye and some shield agents. Have her infiltrate some james bond-ass secret island or something.

a little late for that now obviously, but man that would've made a solid phase 1 avengers setup film

>>80765124
Times people used "dance off" as anything other than a way to call GotG a meme: 0

Times someone baneposted: that's a big number

Which is the meme movie again?

>>80765124

I have never in my life heard anyone use that, ever

>>80764799
In Comics, Starlord technically has no superpowers, he has a slightly above average human strenght and stamina, but he is a master tactician and expert fighter, I think Iron Fist wins anyway.

In MCU, Starlord can hold a infinity stone, and he survived the toxicity of Knowhere, so I guess Starlord has the higher ground.

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Hurr

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>>80765204
No one is disputing TDKR isn't a meme movie are you fucking dense?

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>>80765246
And who the fuck are you?

remember
when anti/pol/ scum complain about /tv/ being ruined by them then just link these threads :^)

>>80765289
Still doesn't change the fact that these memes (including the ones you posted, made by /co/ during gotg's hype season) are only used when talking about the movies, while shit like MARTHA have become memes on their own.

am i on /co/?

>>80765259
I think I'm going to puke

>>80765345
What are you, the meme expert? Are you affiliated to know your meme or something? GoTG is a meme movie period. No matter how you spin it to fit your narrative. Take a walk now.

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>>80765124
>>80765195
TDK is probably the most quoted and memed movie of all time.

>>80763298
The mask slips...

>>80765259
Looks like shit and puke

>>80765345
Literally only shills use MARTHA as memes while R*ddit The Movies was one of the top memes of the year though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eQKNYLptWk

Stop invincible son on the other hand ended up being a decent meme

it's lit

>>80762645
Neither one was particularly well made.

>>80765463

>Literally only shills use MARTHA

oh GOD the denial has never been more fucking obvious

>>80765259
DId you make this? Because it looks even worse than OP

>>80765423

... what?

>>80760608
>Specially Formatted in IMAX
wat?...some scenes cropped to IMAX aspect ratio but not filmed in IMAX?

>>80760608
>Memes of Galaxy 2: The Redditting!

You need to be 18 to post here, I don't to see that piece of shit in my board ever again you hear me?

>>80765599

>my board

i nearly gagged

>>80765463
>>80765195
>>80765124
Did you ever use normie kikebook? That is full of TDK and BvS memes.

TDKR and GotG is just like 4chan inside joke memes.

>>80761570
It's a movie for people that want to like cool and different things but do it in the most nondescript way possible so they can't possibly offend anybody.

People (redditors) will say it's cool and epic and act like it's better than lazy and generic humor like Family Guy but when you ask them to actually justify why they kind of draw a blank.

The movie had almost no memorable quotes or interesting characteristics

>>80765630
>normie kikebook
Trying way too hard, redditor

>>80765630
Ease up on the buzzwords you're letting everyone know where you come from

>>80765643
>move quality is measured in quotability

Now my dude, I don't even like accusing people of being redditos but this is one of the must fucking Reddit things I've ever read

>>80765643

No faggot alot of people generally liked the film and can recall alot of the events in it

a film doesn't need to be fucking revolutionary to have that effect on people

>no orange and blue
Impressive.

>>80765756
When you quote something it means it stands out in your memory because it resonated with you

With Guardians of the Galaxy that's totally devoid. The point being that it's wacky and epic but not for any good reason

It's like Avatar. Name ONE line from that movie

>>80765643
To be fair it's one of the best marlel movies, a solid 7/10. Asking for a marvel movie to be memorable or have interesting character outside Iron Man's rip offs is too much

>>80765855
Are you somehow on the spectrum? Seriously. I can't quote my favourite book, movie, comic or cartoon, but I recall the plot points, themes and order of things perfectly. Are you telling me I don't like any of those things because I can't fucking quote them?

Do you only watch Tarantino movies?

>>80761570

Because the autists who spout that shit all over this board absolutely despise how this film made people in the audience have a good time and just hate the idea of normies enjoying things.

So they make haste to the imageboards in search of other anons to hate with them and share their negativity. And if you're not on the same page as them, you're just another redditor (but not really, redditor is just another word for a completely normal functioning human to these people)

The first guardians of the galaxy was pirating tier.No one should go to the kino for this brainless tripe.

>>80765940
Lisa needs braces.

>>80760608
Haha surrender to your urges my fellow /tv/ - Television & Film user, for this is the movie of the year no doubt!!!!1 Guardians of the Galaxy 2™ scored a perfect 100 over 100 in our controlled and preselected focus group, what about THAT haha X.D.???

I will surely go see it with my friends and family and you should do it too, unless you're a reddit.com L.O.L.!!! Also don't be an Epic Fail Guy and buy some Baby Groot™ merchandise for the youngest (and maybe FOR YOU* too hahahaha xD l.m.a.o.!!!)

Pic related, it's you if you don't go see this movie on theaters.

* Reference to the opening scene of The Dark Knight Rises™ (2012, Christopher Nolan)

>>80765987
what

>>80765940
>Seriously. I can't quote my favourite book, movie, comic or cartoon, but I recall the plot points, themes and order of things perfectly.
I said "memorable", I didn't say it was specific to quotes

Just because certain people use and abuse movie quotes it doesn't mean movie quotes are inherently bad

I know you're a dumbass that can't justify your position but I'm just trying to figure out what it is that resonates with you about this movie. It was just obnoxious and stupid to me

>>80766039
Dental plan.

>>80765643

I liked the visuals, soundtrack and action sequences

there's the characteristics, not all good works of fiction are quotable to the line.

Did you also know that music can be good without being catchy? hell, even memorable?

>>80765991
Seriously tho. GOTG is a film a friend or girlfriend drags you to because "I want to go to the cinema and nothing else is on".

Its for beta males who get pushed around, or friends or beta males or the leg beards that date beta males. Gross.

>>80765991
I agree with you my fellow /tv/poster, have this upvote (or (you), that's how we 4channers call them)!!! This movie is 100% 4chan and not R*ddit.com!! this is the kind of K.I.N.O. everyone can enjoy and have a good time!!

May the 4th be with you my nerd (not derogative when refered to disney fans) amigo!!

>>80760608
I don't see the problem with it desu. It's different, not blue and orange, and definitely catches the eye.

>>80766059
You here:
>When you quote something it means it stands out in your memory because it resonated with you
Saying quotability is akin to memorability

Then me here:
>>80765940
>I can't quote my favourite book, movie, comic or cartoon, but I recall the plot points, themes and order of things perfectly.
Saying that I can remember my favourite things but can't quote them

I like the visual of the movie, which is clearly very different from the rest of the sci-fi out there, the pacing is very nice and everything in the story flows very well.

I don't even think it's a 10/10 movie, it's just a great movie for sunday afternoons which plays the right notes for me.

>>80760608
That's gorgeous

>>80760608
Everything I see from this flick looks like shit. The trailer was shit, that turd joke thing was CRINGE and this poster also looks like trash. I liked the first one (overrated as fuck but whatever) and I'm probably going to see this one too, but my hype is subzero

>>80766069
>the visuals
Cheap, gaudy CGI depicting George Lucas levels of creature design

Oh looks it's an alien except he has blue skin and a shark fin coming out of his head

>soundtrack
le 80s revivalism so epic xd

Also known as the decade that embodies everything hipsters make fun of the new generation for cranked up to 11

>action sequences
"Exciting" action sequences so cheap and phoned in that it's impossible to care about that just end up nullifying what they were trying to accomplish

Seriously you can just admit it's a bad movie. People tend to blow their load and give credit to anything new and hot that looks like it's cool and interesting and never actually begin to question what it is that makes it good or unique

>>80766124

>GOTG is a film a friend or girlfriend drags you to because "I want to go to the cinema and nothing else is on".

you couldn't be more wrong, my theatre experience was full of teenagers and families keen on seeing chris pratt in a sci-fi flick

and whaddya know everyone in the cinema including me and my friends walked out pleasantly surprised

quit being so snarky you know it all cunt

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>starlord is holding the tape player and groot is also holding the tape player

>>80760608
lol I avoided this movie at first but then again you learn never to take tv's autists advice unless you are sure, these are same fucks who sucked babadook and it follows dicks for months and those movie where beyond fucking awful. honestly I liked the characters and look forward to the next one.

>>80760608
>baby groot upfront

Aaaand dropped

>>80765259
Doc, I think there's something wrong. The green just isn't green enough.

>>80760608
>>80760625
dcucks are hilarious copy memeposters

>>80766560
>lol I avoided this movie at first
>lol
Sure you did reddit

>>80766384

Holy freaking shit I just said it had some neat aspects to it, it's not a great film and isn't breaking new ground but you seem hurt by the fact i got any enjoyment out of it

>Cheap, gaudy CGI depicting George Lucas levels of creature design

Cheap? what exactly looked cheap?

>le 80's revivalism so epic xd

there isn't a single 80's song in the soundtrack, come on man

>People tend to blow their load and give credit to anything new and hot that looks like it's cool and interesting and never actually begin to question what it is that makes it good or unique

What's wrong with liking something on a shallow surface level, not everything needs to be high art and contemplative to be enjoyable. I walked into this film for a few hours of silly colorful entertainment and that's what I got.

>>80760608
Guys guys look!!!
>neon blue and purple filter
Look im 80s :DDD
>logs into reddit
Gosh, the 80s were sooo cool, right?
>listens to synth wave from 2010
man i wish walkmens came back into style :D

>>80766384

>le 80s revivalism so epic xd
>whole soundtrack consists of 70's hits, some of which aren't actually that popular even for its time

way to show your age, dumbass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBqEGo8zOcE
>adult """"""men""""""" are excited for this

Where did the West lost its way /tv/? Do we really need another war?

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>>80760608
The level to which Guardians of the Galaxy triggers /tv/ will never, ever cease to warm my cockles.

Never ever.

I have no real desire to watch it, but I might do anyway just to, in my own small way help ensure it gets another sequel just to see even more autistic screeching

Marvelous.

>>80766843

It actually makes me sick to my stomach that 10cc, jackson 5 and david fucking bowie is "le epic neon 80's throwback xD" to some people on this board

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>>80765503
I love the Kong vs Godzilla spinoff memes more than anything else currently being circulated, so I guess I have BvS to thank for that

>ctrl+f "reddit"
>57 hits

Jesus Christ /tv/.

>>80765628
Yeah on my DICK

>>80760608
>shills trying to sell the sequel to the movie that originated the phrase "literally r*ddit"
You can't make this shit up

>>80760608
What limited edition box of Wild Berry Pop Tarts is this?

>>80766565
Who do you think will make all the money on merch? Baby Groot foo

>>80765259
thanks doc

>>80760608
Is this directed by Nicolas Winding-Refn?

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>>80760608
>>80760625
Its more visually appealing and creative than this edgelord of a poster

>>80760608
At least they stopped ripping off Suicide Squad in the posters, that's something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzqdhKriZF4

>>80760669
blue and purple don't even contrast like blue and orange though.

they should've gone with yellow and purple.

>>80761026
Are you a photoshop expert? could you do better in an hour? If so prove it.

This meme that photoshop is some simple program.

Fuck this is better than those trash Iron Man 3 posters where everyones head was way too big

Marvel can't make not hideous looking movies, can they?

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>>80760608
>OBVIOUSLY

>>80760608
literally never going to see another marvel movie in my life. they're all so fucking canned, it's like i'm watching the same movie every time. i've seen, like, 5 of them. how many have they made? hundreds?

>>80767695

The captain america films actually do a good job of deviating from the formula quite well

but yeah for the most part they're pretty cliche and silly, ironically enough that makes them even more faithful to the comics

>>80760608
>talking raccoon
>talking baby tree
>epic screaming big guy
>literally rddit guy
>capeshit is not for children guiiiiiiise

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YO LISTEN UP

>>80767849

>I only watch mature movies for mature people, such as myself

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>>80767870
>he's hyped for a two hours long toy ad

>>80767849

>I hate fun

this is why modern hollywood is so fucking boring, everytime something remotely original and whacky comes along it's now childish and weird

>>80767980

i want to cum inside disgust

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literally two seconds in photoshop

>>80768124
it does look better

>>80767998
>GotG
>remotely original
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA -> ∞

>>80768193

then tell me what other modern hollywood films have a gun toting raccoon, a talking tree, green alien assassins and galactic police

i know you think greentexting and typing out laughter makes you seem ahead of the curb, but you just look like that dumb cheeky kid at school that shits himself when he's put on the spot

>>80768397
thats just video game shit

Threads like these remind me that /tv/ is a shit board way too far up it's own ass

>>80768397
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>>80768397
>>>80768193
>then tell me what other modern hollywood films have a gun toting raccoon, a talking tree, green alien assassins and galactic police

lmao. you are the cancer that's killing cinema

>>80768397
>r3ddit comeback about poop
>thinks GotG is original
Figures

>>80768503
>>80768555
grow up

>>80768603
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hBqEGo8zOcE

>>80768503

But the guardians have been around since the 60's comics you tard

>>80768586
>>80768555

so you seriously can't think of anything other than "r-reddit!" and "lol ur cancer" to prove me wrong?

well then i rest my fucking case

does /tv/ hate anything marvel? whats wrong with this poster

>>80768759
every Marvel thread gets filled up with DCucks and every DC thread gets filled up with Marvelshills. That's just how /tv/ works these days.

>>80768693
>this piece of trash is going to make a billion and all the critics are going to eat it up
When will we wake up from this nightmare bros?

>>80768736
>But the guardians have been around since the 60's comics you tard
video game tier shit
sorry
also fuck off autism man. Guardians of the Galaxy is exactly what a movie would be if you managed to give it autism.

>>80768835
worst of all, if you ever see it you will actually enjoy it

>>80768503
>>80768840

Oh so it's game shit now, because before it was unoriginal in the realm of cinema

btfo

>>80768920
>btfo
Glad you admit it, it's the first step

>>80764250
>Suicide Squad poster is a bomb
they knew

>>80768693
I just watched this too and I spent the entire trailer repeating the words "This is reddit, this is memes, this is reddit, this is memes..." under my breath.

I fucking hated it. I was writhing around on the floor for the last 30 seconds it was so painful.

>Ayy poo poo lmao
If you liked it you're in the wrong place

>>80768840

anon video games were barely a thing in the 60's, just admit that you can't stick to your original argument because it's wrong

>>80768920
>logs into reddit

>>80768969

Did you seriously just pull a "I know you are but what am I?"

embarrassing

>>80769026
just the right amount of autism to formulate sentences like these and enjoy Guardians of the Galaxy AND can function without help to an extent

>>80760608
Is this Borderlands 2 of movies?

>>80761372
wtf I hate Warcraft now

>>80765256
Moron, in h2h quil would get rekt

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>>80760608
IF THESE FAGGOTS WANTS AN 80'S MOVIE SO MUCH WHY DON'T THEY JUST WATCH AN 80'S MOVIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>80769026
But you don't understand, normies enjoy it.

It's light hearted and "fun"

He needs to let you know how intelligent and mature he is for not liking it by childishly posting about how much he hates it on a Laotian rice counting forum

And no, I'm not saying that you're stupid if you don't like the film or smart if you do. I don't like the first one all that much. I'm just saying that his posts have the air of a non self aware child informing grown-ups that he too is mature. Ironically, for all his stating that the film is autism manifest, he himself comes across slightly autistic

>>80760608
Looks awesome :)

>>80769212

>80's

this doesn't look 80's at all, what the fuck? is this board actually filled with children? I thought we just joked about that stuff.

>>80769115

I hope you realize your horrible attempts at making him out to be autistic one have backfired on to you, so you should probably just stop.

>>80769366
>I hope you realize your horrible attempts at making him out to be autistic one have backfired on to you, so you should probably just stop
NO NO IM NOT AUTISTIC STOP STOP PLEASE

HAHAHAHAHA NEON AND MORE NEON

80s, AMIRITE GUYS?

>>80769071
I know, but saying that a movie with a quipster bad boy with a heart of gold MC, a qt puppet, a sarcastic sidekick, a retarded giant and sassy black lady isn't the most generic piece of shit ever doesn't deserve more than that. Try rddit, you'll find more people with your sensibilities there

Just kidding we all know you post there too

Michael Rooker on the poster of one of the biggest films of the year.

So happy for him, he's a great actor and he deserves every success.

I like the poster, I like first part,will like 2nd part, don't like reddit, don't like memes!!
Riddle me this?!

>>80767575
you have good taste. this was my r color scheme in edf for a long time.

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stop shilling

>>80764652
desu I thought it was gonna be utter shovel-shit trash and was gloriously surprised. I didn't even go until glowing reviews proliferated.

>>80769586
Also, I'm not hipster, moron, without taste and generally everything is more or less OK with me.
Can it be that movie is just great casual fun, fact that's capeshit just make it better coz I'm no comicfag.

>>80767626
I can do this in photoshop in 5 minutes tops.

>>80761372
God damn fungal bloom.

>>80762255
>normieslime

heh normie compound words

>>80764730
How can you tell under that make-up?

>>80761372
You just have to add some interface and you can put this cityscreen into some 2000ish turn-based strategy and it would fit right in.

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Fucking 5 star post nigga

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>>80760928

>>80760608

this movie is going to be good and I loved tron uprising

>>80765643
dance off right now bro!

GotG really is a mediocre movie. I liked it the first time but it really suffers on repeat watching. Literally all of the jokes are only good the first time.

>>80769811
Do it then pleb. different images of the characters, different colors, different arragement

>>80768124
you literally just changed the color. Make a brand new GOTG 2 poster.

>>80765463
>Literally only shills use MARTHA as memes

Ha ha ha.

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>>80765630
>GotG
>4chan

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>>80765463
>Literally only shills use MARTHA as memes
damage control like I've never seen

>shills pretending GotG isn't redditt the movie
Do you have no shame?

>>80768124
Good job anon. It annoyed me how they toned down Ayesha's gold swagger.

>>80769513
James Gunn is loyal to his friends. I think Rooker has been in all of his movies, even Belko Experiment.

>>80761738
>miss out on the theater experience

i've watched 15 movies in theaters this year so far, how many have you?

fucking normie twat

>>80760608
What's so funny? This poster is exactly the shit that will bring in the normies and make Disney millions of dollars. The only laughter will be coming from the Disney executives as they walk to the bank.

>>80761372
le avatar 2

Watch it not winning any Oscars.

>>80761372
Will the new Star Wars have any alien planets that actually look as alien as this? I suspect not.

>>80772834
>he liked suicide squad

ha ha ha

>>80764642
You either die a DC or you live long enough to become a Marvel.

>>80772867
No, they will look like other planets probably would look like

>>80765855
Go back to your pun thread/comment chain shithole friendo. The only reason you'd need a film to have quotable lines is so you can farm those upboats bc the rest of you fedoras all recognise a line from a film as you're jerking each other off

>>80763144
wacky

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I watched the first one and it was boring. I only liked Rocket+Groot. Also the blue chick was hot.

>>80760608
Who's deviantart is this?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pk4DIzH4_3M

Can anyone watch this clip and think the movie won't be completely insufferable?

>>80772984
Why would you think that? So far both have them so far have used worlds that look almost identical to Earth.

>>80774489
It was redubbed to play at a kids event. That dialogue is never going to be in the movie. You can even see that Rocket's mouth is not synced with it.

>>80774718
I don't get it, did they just replace "shit" with "turd" is that what you mean? Or that they wrote a specific dumb joke just for the Kids' Choice Awards?

>>80774718
>Damage control.

>>80774859
anon this trailer was made specifically for the kids choice awards so those jokes won't be in the movie.

>>80774915
Are you just pulling this out of your ass? Who told you that was true?

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>>80775003

>>80774859
They shot parts of it specifically for that and cut in others with dubs to save money. That's why as soon as it went online they put out load of requests to take it down. It's the same with that soup scene in the forest. It's just cut for marketing. It'll never be in the movie. They're just going all out with the marketing because they think it can break a billion dollars.

>>80775063
>They're just going all out with the marketing because they think it can break a billion dollars.

Why are they marketing the movie with shitty jokes they aren't going to use?

>>80775097
Because kids like stupid shit like that, and it was only supposed to be used at the Kids Choice Awards.

>>80775169
>Because kids like stupid shit like that, and it was only supposed to be used at the Kids Choice Awards.

Kids who like stupid shit are the main audience for the movie so why would they cut that bit out?

>>80760722
Am I the only one who can't stand this type of humor?

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>>80774489

>>80775252
Yeah it's not good, all the jokes in the trailers and clips so far have been dreadful.

>>80775201
>Kids who like stupid shit are the main audience for the movie so why would they cut that bit out?

Because children who like stupid shit are not the main audience for the movie,

>>80775499
>Because children who like stupid shit are not the main audience for the movie,

If you say so.

>>80775563
If you think the core demographic for Guardians is going to be 14 and under than you're about as bright as the Kid's Choice Awards audience is.

>>80775632
Are you 14 or something? Teenagers are still kids and many of them are stupid. That's the target audience for this movie, also parents and younger kids.

>>80775737
>That's the target audience for this movie

I can't tell if you're trolling or retarded.

>>80775823
Guardians of the Galaxy 2 was made to make money off teenagers and families with children. What is controversial about this?

>>80775880
OK, confirmed retarded.

>>80775953
So who is the movie targeted to in your opinion then?

>>80776022
The same demo almost every summer blockbuster is targetted at, late teens to mid-40s. The first movie had a joke about Star-Lord's ship being covered in traces of cum. This franchise is not aimed primarily at children.

>>80775880
>>80776238
Different anon, I'd argue 13-30 year olds for most PG-13 comic-book adaptations.

Mid-40s seems a little high for a film like Guardians. Certainly not a parents-taking-your-eight-year-olds flick, though.

>>80776238
>The first movie had a joke about Star-Lord's ship being covered in traces of cum. This franchise is not aimed primarily at children.

That joke is there for the parents, kids won't understand it so it doesn't matter. Also I will never believe a person past mid 30s without children has watched one of these movies.

>>80776367
My uncle is 43 and has seen them all. He's single and childless.

>>80776354
>Certainly not a parents-taking-your-eight-year-olds flick, though.

I guarantee fuck loads of people did this.

>>80776397
Sure, and a lot of 40 year olds saw it, too.
I still think the majority of viewers (and the target demographic) was more 13-30.

>>80776382
>My uncle is 43 and has seen them all. He's single and childless.

Your uncle goes to scope out the 13 year old girls.

>>80776436
>Sure, and a lot of 40 year olds saw it, too.
Not without kids, which is my point.

>>80776480
>Not without kids, which is my point.
Yes, that was my point, too. Did you actually read my post?

You said that it's marketed towards teenagers and parents with children (which means that you're basically saying that the only people it's not aimed at are folks aged 20-30, which is fucking ridiculous).
The other anon said it's marketed towards older teens to mid forties (which means that half of my cinema wouldn't be filled with 13-year-olds every time I see one of the movies, which is simply false).

I'm saying that the truth probably lies somewhere in between like most PG-13 comic-book films, where they're marketed towards early teens getting into pop-culture to the older millenials reaching the 30yo mark. While I'm sure there were plenty of children and plenty of middle-aged viewers, I think the majority would congregate around the 13-30 area.