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https://youtu.be/5ct0Z2bQndM JUST FUCK MY MYSTERY SCIENCE RIGHT UP

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https://youtu.be/5ct0Z2bQndM

JUST FUCK MY MYSTERY SCIENCE RIGHT UP
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Looks like MST, to be honest. You see the skits in the later seasons? Shit was cringey and bad beyond belief sometimes, Tentatively excited.
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I was expecting the host segments to be bad but I was not prepared
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>>80760517
Looks extremely cringey and campy. In other words, I see no problem there.
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I'll probably give a few episodes a shot and see how it goes. Still have my tapes so I'm fine whether this is good or bad. I have a feeling it won't be that great, though.
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>>80760517
Joel, I fucking hate you, so goddamn much.
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>>80760605
Are MST3K skits the ultimate pleb filter?
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oh felicia
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MST3K used to be so comfy. This looks like MST3K Youtube Edition shit.
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>>80760517
new Crow sounds a little like sci-fi Crow, but I won't watch unless new Tom is a dead ringer for Kevin Murphy
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I can't wait for all the Trump-jokes and SJW-approved humor.
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>>80760517
Oh thank god. I thought they were gonna make new robot friends and felicia day was gonna be one of them.
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>>80761025
>make new robot friends
would rather have this then ruining tom and crow desu
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MST9K WAS ALWAYS SHIT
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>>80761059
Better than having to listen to felicia days """humor""" throughout the film.
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>>80760908
To be fair, if they started MST3K today, that's exactly what it would be.
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>>80761127
the camel has a decent body
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Mike > Joel
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Fuck libtards and fuck them for ruining mst3k with two no talent goblins
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>>80760517
Who is the new guy?
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Looks like Beauty and the Beast. A shitty new version that misses the point of the original.
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What movies will they watch?
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Nu-Male Science Theater 3000
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>>80761202
The only person on MST3K who wasn't liberal was Mike Nelson.
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Who the fuck decided to make this man the host? Who the fuck decided to put this limp, pasty, perma-neckbeard having, greasy autist in front of any camera in any form?

I am 100% serious when I ask how it's even possible that two basement dwellers from 90's rural Wisconsin had better screen presence in their self-funded cable access show than this man who is ostensibly the result of a nationwide talent search for a new star.
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reminder that Mike Nelson did nothing wrong
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>>80761334

Mike does not discuss politics or let his politics effect his work which is more than can be said for any /tv/ discussion.
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>>80761334
His wife's pretty conservative as well and Kevin Murphy doesn't seem very political.
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6 episodes wrote by felicia.
get ready for gamergate jokes
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>>80760517
I like the sets and cheap effects, but I just wish it had different people. The real test will be if the riffs are any good, because I can ignore Day and Oswald if the movie parts are actually funny. I have a feeling it will all just be stale internet memes and "us nerds,mirite?" jokes.

>>80761462
I imagine most of them were just average people who kept their politics to themselves. Sadly we live in a time where everyone has to fucking wear their politics on their sleeves.
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>>80761470
>wrote
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>>80761470
Does she do sph?

I hope we get some sph gags in the episodes.
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>>80761462

Kevin posts anti-trump stuff on twitter all the time. I'd wager Mike is the only serious conservative on the old cast, but because they're all mature adults they can put politics aside and remain friends.
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>>80761656
>Kevin posts anti-trump stuff
fucking dropped. libtards ruin everything.
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>>80760605
MST skits were never good.

Here's the humor ranking list
>clever one liner riffs
>puns
>power gap
>dated pop culture references
>dog shit
>skits
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>>80761704
Don't be like them, man. We're better than that!
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>>80760517
It looks epic. Simply epic.
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>>80761344
Yea i'm really wondering why they got Patton, who is legitimately terrible as a person but actually pretty entertaining and funny, to be the side character and not the main host.

This guy has negative charisma. He makes something that could potentially be good terrible just with his shitty presence
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>>80760517
Reminder that Felica was impregnated by a geriatric writer that has been grooming her for decades.
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>>80761344
>Nation-wide talent search

He co-hosts The Nerdist with Chris Hardwick. Joel has been on there several times. That's probably how he hot the job.
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>>80761788
Thats the main thing that stuck out to me in this video.

You get 2 """""actors"""" who have been in Hollywood's asshole working for many years, and they're just terrible at acting in this. They're nothing compared to the old cast of eccentric cheesy acting. This is just flat.
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Was the experiment in the show actually referred to as "Mystery Science Theater 3000?" I thought that was just the name of the show itself and the experiment as the Satellite of Love or something
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>>80761876
I don't know, but I think the song said it was MST3K
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>>80761788
>This guy has negative charisma

Also I meant Jonah Ray, not Patton

Like he's just this generic writer/podcast host who's been doing various who gives a fuck stuff his entire career.

I've never listened to the Nerdist because it's called The Nerdist, is he any good on that?
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>>80761898
But thats just saying the name of the show you're watching like every opening song, i'm talking about the actual "Make guy watch movies and record his brainwaves" experiment
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>>80762000
I don't remember them referring to what it was called, I just assumed it was sadism.
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>>80761656
I follow him as well and I don't recall him being very anti-Trump though I wouldn't be surprised. He's certainly not on the level of Bill Corbett and Frank Conniff, the latter of whom I can't even follow anymore because of his harping on the issue.

I do think you're right about Mike being the only openly right winger of the group but you're right: they always put humor over politics. I'm not sure with the new show lineup that they'll be able to do the same.
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This looks like they used a blue screen, and I don't like anybody of these cunts.
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>>80762035
Patton is wholly incapable of getting over himself and also a murderer so if he was at all allowed to touch a script there's gonna be some obnoxious shit in there
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This looks like MSTK 3000. What the fuck were you people expecting? How can you get mad from this trailer? It showed virtually nothing.
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>>80762090
Somebody posted an article about his wife being drugged up, and that he had lots of drugs (not for cancer) that were in his house when she died. Fucked up dood.
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>>80762128
>Patton "deadwife" Oswalt and Joe Camel in a video together

>Nothing to get mad about

How new to /tv/ are you?
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That's great Patton gets to be on a new version of a classic show when a dead body and tons of drugs were found in his house. If he was an everyday working class guy he would be locked up
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>>80762128
This doesn't look like MST3K. Looks like a Command and Conquer cutscene from the 90s. They don't even have real backgrounds.
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>>80762161
Shit yea he's fucked up. I don't know if the article of him having tons of drugs was legit, but his wife dying of a combination of Adderall, Xanax, and Fentanyl was confirmed by Patton himself.

So either he's so unaware and nonfunctional as a husband he had no idea. or he knew and did nothing to help.

Either way he's human garbage and I only feel bad for the kid
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This trailer confirms the movie list leak.
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It genuinely befuddles me that people actually thought that this would turn out good.
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>>80761364
this.
Mike era is best era.
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>>80762191
This, I'm not trashing the reboot already, but the greenscreen fucking sucks major dick.
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nope i dont want to listen to this unfunny hipster riff or patton or fake gamer gurl
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>>80761720
>MST skits were never good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4eR-uZTJZ8
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>>80761720
Crow wishing he could decide who lives and who dies is my favorite line in the show and thats from a skit so you're wrong
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>>80762365
Oh most definitely. Of course, I watched those episodes when I was a kid so I could be biased in favor of him. Rifftrax is solid entertainment though, even if I think their yearly kickstarter is a bit much.
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>>80762289

What were they
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>>80760605
>You see the skits in the later seasons?
Yes, just now. They were great.
>Shit was cringey and bad beyond belief sometimes
So you were expecting nobody to remember those, but they're right there for anyone to watch. You disgust me, you should kill yourself.
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>>80760517
it straight up looks like a youtube series
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>>80761848
>He co-hosts The Nerdist
>Felicia is in it
>Patton is in it
fuck, could this shit be any more tryhard normalfag fake nerd shit?
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>>80762240
thats pretty much a prescription speedball damn that bitch was getting crazy high
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>>80762240
The whole thing is pretty sordid. Fentanyl is at a minimum fifty times more potent than morphine. I mean, I can understand not wanting your late wife to be known as a drug addict but physicians don't hand that out like candy. Then again, this is Hollywood so addictions run pretty rampant. I do sympathize with their daughter. That can't be easy.
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>>80760990
I wish I could be more optimistic than you, but i can't.
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>>80761371
No shit, he'd get blacklisted.

Actually, rumor has it he's the only original cast member not to be invited back for a cameo in the new season. Consider what that means.
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>>80761876
Just think to yourself 'It's just a show, I should really just relax'.
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>>80761656
>but because they're all mature adults they can put politics aside and remain friends.
Mike didn't come out until the show ended, dude. I'm getting sick of having to explain to people how the blacklist works.
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>>80764510
okay fine you got me

Still gonna make fun of Patton and Joe Camel tho
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>>80764193
I know it's a bit of an overused term here but the original show had such a DIY-comfy ethos that they'll never replicate. This lineup smacks of the hipster nerdom that has infected a decent slice of modern comedy. I mean, why not grab Marc Maron while they're at it?
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>>80764458

That you're a spectrumy tinfoil hat tier autist with delusions and a massive persecution complex?
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>>80764604
Mark Maron would think this is fucking stupid
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>>80762289
Where do I see this list?
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>>80764604
>hipster nerdom
>Marc Maron

Wut. Maron's biggest feud is with Chris Hardwick who essentially is the cunt directly responsible for nu-hipster comedy nerdom and the partner of the new MST3K host at Nerdist.
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This is gonna suck so much ass

The host segments look unbearable so they have to somehow have the best commentary ever to salvage it
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>>80760911
Listen for yourself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FsXqidZgG4
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>>80764646
Read Primetime Propaganda by Ben Shapiro, or better yet, do the most basic fucking research on the history of Hollywood.
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>>80765341
holy fuck, this shit is for real?

the one doing servo isn't even trying. thank you for linking this video anon, now I know I need to avoid this.
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>>80765400
you got a link for that? I've been curious about that book but never got around to search for it
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>>80765341
What the fuck.
It's like they aren't even trying.
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I've been watching the first episode on Netflix, it's kinda lame, I don't get it. I think I'm going to watch it more for the shitty movies.
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>>80765341
Crow guy kinda sounds like Bill Corbett, New Tom sounds nothing like Kevin Murphy.
Also, holy shit that video's unfunny.
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>>80765454
Here's another one with most of the cast interacting in-character

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpgZAO9pDnY
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Doesn't look dreadful but it does look really off. Might be because it's in widescreen and HD or because there's more plot in that one trailer than one of the old episodes.

Either way, I can see it dying a death. I can see old fans hating it and Netflix normies being completely baffled by the whole concept of "90 minute episodes with parts that look like a kids show followed by people talking over a b-movie".
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>>80765341
>first joke
>it's already a racism joke
fuck...
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>>80765701
Check out >>80765558
for this gem:

>Tom Servo is now a black guy?! Besides the years of oppression, this is the best thing that's ever happened to me!
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>>80765558
Lot of poetry going on in that picture
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>>80765341
just fuck my hopes up senpai.
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>>80765341
nuCrow sounds pretty good desu, but nuServo is ass and the guy sounds lazy af
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>>80764535
damn your life sounds really hard
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>>80765558
when did you drop this video? for me 0:22 when the new host guy went "It's getting kinda meta in here."

crow wasn't too bad
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>>80765882
>nuCrow sounds pretty good desu
it's a bland imitation of the older one
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>>80766047
>imitation of the older one
yes, that's why its good
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>>80766137
you took out the "bland" qualifier
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Got to meet the crew of Cinematic Titanic in 2012 and get their autographs. Might be my last good memory of MST3k if the reboot turns out shit. Feels bad. I never got to grow up with the show and only found out about it way after it became irrelevant.
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>it's a "hollywood Z-listers turn a cult classic into their self-insert plaything" episode
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>>80766233
i assume you'd feel that way about any imitation and wasn't worth disputing.

maybe i'm wrong. would you like Beaulieu/Corbett and Murphy soundalikes, or totally new voices for the characters?
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>>80766047
Still better than nuTom.

>cast Tom with a black voice actor
>pick the only black guy that talks like a white kid narrating a Vice documentary

I wouldn't even care about his voice being different if it was at least somewhat deep. Part of what makes Tom is that pompous sounding voice. At least nuCrow gets it.
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It looks like RiffTrax is still alive and well, so why even care about this Monkey Paw of a Reboot?
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>>80766531
RiffTrax don't have a silhouette at the bottom of the screen
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>>80766531

rifftrax suffers trying to do too many shows, and they tend to pick content based on popularity more than how awful the film is.
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>>80765341

>Muh 6 million
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>>80764535
You know the three still do Rifftrax together, right?
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>>80766604
And New MST3K doesn't seem to have people that want to be there.
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>In the not-too-distant future --
>2016 A.D. --
>There was a guy named Jonah,
>Not so different from you or me.
>He worked at buzzfeed news dot com,
>Just another white male in a thrift store shirt.
>He did a good job hating his own race,
>But his bosses hired refugees and shot him into space.

>We'll send him cheesy movies,
>The worst we can find (la-la-la).
>He'll have to sit and watch them all,
>And we'll monitor his privilege (la-la-la).
>Now keep in mind Jonah can't control
>Where his privilege begins or ends (la-la-la)
>Because he used those special parts
>To check his robot friends.

>Robot Roll Call: (All right, let's go!)
>Cambot! (Pan left!)
>Gypsy! (Women can do anything!)
>Tom Servo! (Black lives matter!)
>Croooow! (Islam is the religion of peace, praise Mohammed PBUH.)

>If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
>and other science facts (la la la),
>Then repeat to yourself, "It's just a show,
>I should really just relax
>For NuMale Science Theater 3000!"
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Confirmed writers are a who's who of who gives a fuck. Most of them were good at one point and turned into super political try hards. The lack of involvement of the older cast in the writing credits is really concerning.
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>>80766849
4/10

it was almost ok
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>>80766437
I'm not particularly opposed to either so long as they are good quality. Some fucker could have Corbett's exact pitch and tone but talk slowly or not be smarmy enough but another person giving a new voice could be fine if done properly.

The problem I have with this new show is that both the robots sound like bad imitation and low quality original content in the case of the guy doing servo

>>80766508
fair enough I'll agree to that
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>>80766676
but that makes perfect sense for them
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>>80767089
>disagreement resolved without autistic screeching on /tv/

I don't know what to do.
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>>80765764
Goddamn it, I knew they were going to fuck it up.
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>>80766849
Not bad.
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>>80761720
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What is the best MST3K episode and why is it Squirm?

>This is a job for antique Man
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>>80768469
I like Space Mutiny the most. I just wish they'd understood the whole South African angle to it (ship named the Southern Sun, an all white cast, etc).
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>>80768469
i gotta go with puma man

>you the guy who's been writing anti aztec stuff on the bathroom walls?
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>people ITT trying to imply there is only one kind of cringy and bad
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>80768469
Clonus

I still laugh every time I think about the doctor Mario jokes. And the fact that years later they did a big budget reboot of the actual movie.
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>>80768469
I will always have a place in my heart for Devil Fish
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>>80768469

Boggy Creek 2 is easily the best. Pod People is good too.
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>>80768469
Boggy Creek II
Overdrawn at the Memory Bank
Space Mutiny
Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
Werewolf
Prince of Space
Final Justice

Hard to pick an absolute favorite but probably Space Mutiny.
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>>80766849
Too many syllables in some lines, but "NuMale Science Theater 3000!" is good.
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>>80769958
POW WOW THE INDIAN BOY, LOVED ALL THE ANIMALS IN THE WEST
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>>80761127
>>80761171
She's pretty fuckable when her face is obscured.
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>>80764458
>Joel and Jonah joined him onstage at last year's reunion
>blacklisted
Riiiiight.
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How the fuck does the set look worse and cheaper than the older set which cost million less.
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>>80769782

>Pod People

GETTY UP CONTROL NOW!
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>>80761720
what about the parts when they keep reacting with

>umm
>humm
>mmmh?
>aaaaah

to literally everything that happens in the movie?
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>>80760517
looks just as bad and unfunny as old MST3k
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>>80761344
>>80760517
This is actually hilarious
In the 10 seconds worth of clips with him in it it's crazy how clearly you can tell he's a charismatic black hole
What the fuck man
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9oED6w1IAc

SARGASSUM
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>>80761127
Referencing this?
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As the only channer to pay ridiculous $$$ to attend the premiere, let me just laugh at how off-base you all are. Ha ha haaaaa. Seriously, there is nothing in it to trigger even the biggest Trump-loving neckbeard here, it's just good jokes and a really bad movie.

Since it's in the trailer I guess I can tell you the first episode is Reptilicus, a kaiju movie from Denmark.
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> Netflix has some of the Original series but most of them are shit episodes.
Feels bad man
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>ITT: People think new things negate old things

I think this whole concept is dumb.
New Star Wars didn't ruin Original Star Wars,
New* Star Trek didn't ruin Original* Star Trek (*however the fuck you want to define that),
New Indiana Jones didn't ruin Old Indiana Jones,
Zombie Simpsons didn't ruin Classic Simpsons,
There was never a remake or reboot that ruined a classic, or a remix or cover that ruined an original song, or a movie or tv show adaptation that ruined a good book.
If you had a good day on monday, and a bad day on friday, friday didn't fucking ruin monday.

Unless someone invents a time machine and goes back and literally fucks up the original when it was created, then you're just being a massive faggot and you need to learn how to ignore stupid bullshit instead of getting your tumblrs triggered.
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>>80761876
I think they might have done in KTMA, they were always making jokes about how the engines were powered by ratings or that the Russians were making their own television show called Very Incredible Movie Theater 4.
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>>80770515
>Reptilicus
>a really bad movie

kys fucking pleb shill
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>>80770515

>Kaiju movie from Denmark.

Just call it a monster movie. Instead of Ching chong it will be more in the line of.

>Tho little boi vas skared ofc ze manster bork bork
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>>80770566

I was wondering that

Why do they only have afew
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>>80770681

Some of them has language than they probably don't want associated with with the new show.

>Chinaman
>Indian
>Other slightly "Racist" stuff.
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>>80770681
Probably licensing issues with the movies being riffed.
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>>80768469
That film is really creepy, it saps the enjoyment out of it. Same with The Touch of Satan.

Riding with Death is obviously the best episode.

>Alrighty, I'm coming up on your mudflaps at 67
>My well-oiled chassis is comin' up on yer backside, now.
>My rigid grill structure is bearin' down on yer unprotected cargo door.
>My oft-complimented Peterbilt is rhythmically nudging that sweet honey pot of yours
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>>80760517
Who is better Joel or Mike?
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>>80768469
Werewolf
>I don't know you had him last
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>>80760517
how the fuck did i miss this
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>>80771148
Joel, mike is way too reserved and bland in most skits
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>>80771197
>I just found out Count Dracula was a faggot
What did he mean by this?
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>>80771148
Mike.

Also, read this: http://flavorwire.com/547225/somethings-not-right-about-the-new-crowdfunded-mystery-science-theater-3000
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>>80771352
This tactic of posting the exact opposite of the truth may be textbook trolling but it's really weak for 4chan
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>>80760990
This is how it will be ruined. No one in Hollywood can help themselves they have to be political.
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Real MST3K fans skip all the host segments.
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>>80761344
It's for the target demographic - he looks like your average MST3K fan, so the viewers will feel comfortable and right at home.
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>>80771540
P L E B
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A L E R T
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>>80771661
>Bill Corbett and Kevin Murphy trying to act on camera

Enjoy your hot garbage
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>>80770515
>channer
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>>80762450
That's funny as shit.
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>>80760517
MST3K was never funny. The bad movies were funny
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>>80762450
That's not funny, it's shit
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Daily reminder that only plebs don't like the skits

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKf--t3gqMI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZLcIpbOHIU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfBr5l4S63Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkgyvgG2fXs#t=23m45s
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>>80766849

I liked this but it annoyed me how you didn't try to rhyme it all so I threw out a couple suggestions:

>In the not-too-distant future --
>2017 A.D. --

>He worked at Buzzfeed news digging SJW dirt,
>Just another effing-white-male in a thrift store shirt.
>He did a good job hating his own race,
>But his bosses hired refugees and shot him into space.

>We'll send him cheesy movies,
>The worst we can find (la-la-la).
>He'll have to sit and watch them all,
>'Cause the white privilege he checks is a crime (la-la-la).
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The fuck kind of name is Kinga?
Her parents must've hated her.
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>>80761963
I do listen every once in awhile but he is never there. honestly just shows up for their "hostful" podcast and those are absolute garbage.
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>>80763646

>Expecting you to fiance something you'd buy a ticket to see anyway.


Fuck 'em.
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>>80761876
the experiment wasn't anything, they just marooned Joel and/or Mike on the Satellite of Love because they didn't like them.
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>>80760517
>moon base

we tommy wi-show now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lK-IOLbvxE
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>>80770566
Only one worth watching is Zombie Nightmare.
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>>80772231
her dad is Dr. Forrester, and her mom is Pearl
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>>80772991
Did get that vibe from the model work.
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>>80772994
>>80770566
>Catalina Caper
>Horrors of Spider Island
>I Accuse My Parents
>Laserblast
>Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders
>The Pumaman
>Sidehackers
>motherfuckin' SPACE MUTINY
>Time Chasers
>Werewolf

fuck you, these are top tier at least
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>>80773197
The list is different on UK Netflix. Plus I have a strong bias for Season 5 and Season 6
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>>80773197
hella fucking epic
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>>80773061
A boy's best friend is his mother.
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>>80773061
Are you suggesting incest???
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Not muh mystery science theatre
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>>80768469
The Touch of Satan is underrated af
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>>80772193
Someone out there sing this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhQCUumWAbs
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>>80773320
makes the casting of Felicia Day more sensible desu
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>>80760605
>>80761720
>>80770130
This is like a perfect round up of everything I hate about Mystery Science Theater.
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>>80760517
>replace mid west charm with Memes

No thanks Jew fag nigga reddit Facebook Normie YouTube hipster scum
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>>80768469
The incredibly strange creatures who died and became mixed up zombies

I love them all. Seen every episode 2 or 3 times. Much better than capeshit that /tv/ memes about.
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>>80772755
>because they didn't like them
Only according to the song. In KTMA it was televised and the mads were making money off it, season 1 to the finale it was an experiment to find a movie so bad that it can be used to take over the world via mass-broadcast.
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>>80773239
>The list is different on UK Netflix

well, they kinda have to spell it like theatre
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>>80772231
Clayton gave her that name because her first word was "WE"
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>>80774215
Ah, I can see how he would have decided to name her Kinga after she said "WE". It all makes sense now.
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>>80764764
>>80764835
Could someone tell me about Marc Maron's feud with Chris Hardwick? I've never heard of it.
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>>80761344
Yeah this is a really fucking terrible choice. Joel was likable and Mike was my shitty movie husbando. This motherfucker looks like they scooped him off a blog.
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>>80765701
>White manbabbies are so easily triggered in the age of trumpstupid
>NO DON'T MENTION RACISM OR ANYTHING THAT MAKES ME LOOK BAD!!
Lol burn your fucking suburb down, fag.
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Anybody here listen to Bill on Chapo Trap House? He sat in and they riffed on Dinesh Desusa's movie about Hillary Clinton MST3K style.
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>>80760517
I can't wait for them to deride Drumpf and bring whitey down a peg or two
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>>80761025
considering how shit tier the voices for Crow and Tom Servo are I WISH they would have just made new robots.
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>>80766849
Satirical genius!
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