*brings mic closer* >well no because

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>leans in

>>80750988
>...have this same thread every day, with the same regurgitated phrases.

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER

THIS IS YOUR DAILY REMINDER TO PLUG IN YOUR BLENDERS, HEAT UP YOUR FLOTATION TANKS TO SKIN TEMP (35.5*C)

THE WEED HAS BEEN LIT AND IT'S TIME TO SLAM YOUR KALE SHAKES, TAKE A TOKE & MARK OFF YOUR CHECKLIST

TO POP YOUR:

- ALPHA BRAIN
- SHROOMTECH
- KRILL & MCT OIL
- PRIMATE CARE PILLS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22GjkJw0WXk [Embed] ←– HIT PLAY

>YOUR FEAR FACTOR THEME SONG ALARM BLASTS THROUGH YOUR HOUSE
>YOU INSTINCTIVELY JUMP INTO YOUR HOMEMADE OCTAGON, FITTED WITH BATTLE-ROPES AND A "WRECKING BALL" STYLE CHIMP KETTLEBELL ACTION COURSE

>AFTER YOUR INTENSE WORKOUT YOU CALL OVER BRIAN REDBAN USING TING BEFORE GETTING INTO YOUR ISOLATION SENSORY DEPRIVATION FLOTATION TANK AND PACKING YOUR MOUTH TO THE BRIM WITH POT BROWNIES
FOLLOWED SHORTLY AFTERWARDS BY COCONUT WATER ENEMAS JUST AS THE DMT KICKS IN AS YOU LISTEN TO DUNCAN TRUSSEL AND GRAHAM HANCOCK HYPOTHESIZE THAT THE PYRAMIDS = ALIENS AND THE ARK OF THE COVENANT IS HIDDEN IN UGANDA

DUDE BOOOOM LMAO

DUDE KETTLEBELLS LITERALLY ENCRUSTED WITH WEED AND DUNKED IN MCT OIL AND THROWN OFF BUILDINGS FEAR FACTOR STYLE
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB JUST END IT ALL, I THINK YOU ARE A WORTHLESS FIGHTER AND I HATE YOU, BUT COME BACK ON THE PODCAST SO I CAN BLOW YOU THE FUCK OUT OF THE WATER AGAIN AND REDUCE YOU TO TEARS"
>"BRENDAN SCHAUB, JUST TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT. YOUR CAREER IS OVER. IT'S TIME FOR THE SMITH AND WESSON RETIREMENT PLAN"

- Joe Rogan, 2015


>YOU ARE NOW PICTURING JOE ROGAN NAKED IN A FLOTATION TANK WITH A MOUTH FULL OF POT BROWNIES TRIPPING

- Brought to you by SquareSpace©

cue the hempforce mustard

>>80751329
i want to die

>>80750988
That is.... so weird man.....

>>80751662
Jaime put down that clip

>no no no stop scrolling jamie, back it up, yeah that one. JESUS look at the size of those chimp testicles.

Oh you haven't seen monkey nuts? Jaime pull that shit up.

>>80750988
PULL

>>80751031
yep. that's how it works around here. spam spam spam, then the meme will dwindle away, and a new meme will come, and spam spam spam, rinse and repeat.

The only real "meme" that has stuck around is Bane.

>>80750988
Literally every argument on 4chan.

Is that why he's /ourguy/?

>>80750988
What you're seeing now is reality but your perception of it is your own. It might differ from mine because our brains are on different wavelengths. There's a science on how our mind adapts to the environment, what we see is want to see. And the cool thing about that is if you're under DMT or any other drug, reality starts to change... You're seeing what's real with reality.... Wow... Did you see that video with that eating that tarantula? Jamie pull that up

Man I hope weed is successfully criminalized. That shit would drive Bro Rogan nuts. I want to see him starved of his weed. See if he'll tell me about gorillas with erectile dysfunction.

>>80753684
this is one of the best I've seen yet. I feel like that's actually a quote from the podcast.

is it?

you still don't realize that joe rogan is just the ultimate consequence of american universities enabling timothy leary and co and his whole life is an ode to postmodern man that will one day be studied via his youtube scrolls?

>>80754816
Amplified with DMT