>"I'm the Mayor of Baltimore"

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>>80741342
If he was such a good mayor of Baltimore, then why'd he become governor?

>>80741460
>good mayor

For you.

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>>80741342
He wasn't really the mayor. The Greek was.

>>80741342

>CIA was in the Democratic primary

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>>80741342
>"I'm gay"

>I'm queer. I'm gay. I'm homosexual. I'm a poof, I'm a poofter, I'm a ponce. I'm a bumboy, battyboy, backside artist, bugger. I'm bent. I am that arsebandit. I lift those shirts. I'm a faggot-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. I dine at the downstairs restaurant; I dance at the other end of the ballroom. I'm Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. I fuck and I’m fucked. I suck and I’m sucked. I rim them and wank them, and every single man's had the fucking time of his life.

>>80741853
An alternate 2016
>hillary dies from a stroke the night before the debate
>have to go to bernie
>he's old as shit and shocked and dies too
>forced to get o'mallet
>he's not expecting this, he's in casual wear of khakis, a blazer, and a blue polo shirt
>rushed to the debate stage
>stares at donald and his bulbous figure in shock
>only words out of his mouth "y-you're a big guy..."
>trump leers back
>"For you."

>>80741893
You can't say it didn't get results, but that was still a very weird campaign ad.

>>80741893
>>80742179
What did he mean by this?

>>80742391

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WgMoE05bd8

>>80741342
>I'm Martin O'Malley and I couldn't beat an 80 year old socialist or a robot grandma

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>>80743187
Frank takes orders from Spiros.
Spiros takes orders from The Greek.
But The Greek?
The Greek takes orders from Her.