If I go on the TCM Classic Cruise, what are the chances that I'll finally get laid?
What even happens on these cruises? Just watch kino in the middle of the ocean?
>>80735700
That and they have discussions with actors and filmmakers.
If I go on the TCM Classic Cruise, what are the chances that I'll get explosive diarrhea?
Will they be burying Robert Osborne at sea?
>>80735601
Depends how much booze there is
If you're into granny pussy, sure OP.
>>80736391
I've watched a few of the interviews they filmed on past cruises. There were some real QTs in the audience.
>>80736435
>ywn watch kino in the middle of the ocean alone in a sea of old people with nothing but a qt by your side
>ywn sneak off to the portside with her and look out into the nighttime sea while the audio from Ben-Hur is pumped around the ship
>>80736496
sounds like anti kino. really terrible, like going to school reunions trying to hook up with chicks.
>>80736546
>sounds like reddit
>>80736603
That's what your mother said when you were born.
>>80738107
OH SNAP haha
wonder if they'll let my albatross onto the kinodeck
>>80735601
pretty good if you don't mind 60 or 70 year olds
>>80735601
>YFW ROBERT OSBORNE IS DEAD
YOU'LL HOOK UP WITH 60 YEAR OLD COUPLES FROM IOWA, MAYBE SOME ARE SWINGERS
I wonder if they serve crab legs.