In regard to the filming of the rape scene, Seagal said, "When

>>80732026
>>80732271
dude is just a stupid and crazy drug addict, and a rapist

that's why the studios always dump him

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>>80732026
>Imagine being Katherine Heigl

>>80732026
Just goes to show that losing your hair literally is the worst thing that could happen to a guy.

>>80732271
he should have done E.T.

>>80733390
No; but being insecure about something you can't change is

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>>80733390
but he grew his hair back by using Japanese wisdom

>>80733571
>those spray lines

God, does he do it himself?

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>>80733571
>>80733603
>>80733390

>>80733704
poor guy. He should've shaved it and gone hawkmode from the beginning

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seagal kino incoming

>>80732026
Is this true? Webm?

>>80732271
lmao wait who is this

>>80732026
I've seen this pasta and I know it's meant for a different nigga. Tarkovsky or some shit

>>80734404
Chodorowsky

In October 2001, Keanu Reeves met with the families of 9/11 victims. After a brief interview in which he expressed his condolences and hope for closure, he reportedly burst out laughing and made airplane noises and mimicked two planes crashing. He then picked up the child of a deceased victim and whispered into her ear "Your dad's dead, bitch", and proceeded to put on a pair of sunglasses and unleash a barrage of martial arts attack on the small child. She was rushed to the hospital where she was pronounced dead due to extreme trauma. When asked later about the incident, Reeves became visibly sexually aroused and repeated the same attack on the reporter.

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weeeee

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>A young Jenny McCarthy was auditioning for a role in a Seagal film. He asked her to take off her top. When she saw the script, she realized that the film didn’t call for any nudity, and called Steven out on it. He responded that the film involved “off-camera nudity”.

>>80733354
Despised in Hollywood for being a total cunt and difficult to work with?

>>80734468
I bet Seagal improvised this and argued to keep it in the movie

"Nah, see. I'm not right or left-handed. I'm amphibious. I can shoot both way at once. Kapow."

>>80734451
I know it's wrong and I'm going to hell, but this makes me laugh every time.

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>>80734670
the FUCK is this?

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>>80734404
>>80732271

>>80734938
It's called art

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s-7Vp6MrY4

>>80734343
top kek

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>>80735232
He fucking sucks.

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>>80734389
Seagal is creepy as fuck

>>80734670
K-I-N-O

>yfw the peak of someone's acting career is jobbing to this old, fat, lizard-skinned fuck trying to make himself look cool

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True Kino ;_;

>>80732026
Raimi and Seagal such a classic actor/director combo

>>80735435
Me on the left

>>80734794
you need to go back

>>80733354
>>80735435
You just KNOW

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>>80734759

>>80734343
>>80734378
>>80734504

Wasn't he a cop or something for a while? Why is he so autistic while carrying a weapon?

>>80734468
>>80734759

There's nothing wong with doing that to lean from cover, it reduces the amount of your body exposed to the enemy, the problem here is that he looks out of shape and doesn't shoulder it properly.

>>80736598
He claims it. But there are no actual records of it.
The only verifiable thing is that he has some honorary police title in some backwater place.

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>>80736832
>there are no actual records of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqXSFZYW38I

>>80736598
He's an ex-KGB, ex-SS, ex-Mossad, ex-CIA operator. As of now he's retired

>>80736605
This. Shooting right and left handed is completely fine in certain situations, he's just an old out of shape autist so it look retarded.

>>80736956
He's full of shit.
Do you really think he's above making some bullshit documentary?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIabNqGnqn4

>>80737064
Also, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Seagal:_Lawman#Questions_over_Seagal.27s_law_enforcement_credentials

>>80735647

Putin bows to the Seagal

>>80734619
please tell me this pic is photoshop, i can't believe he literally sprays his head.

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>Don’t tell us you didn’t lose your virginity until last year.

> No, but I was 22 when I did, I felt very proud that I didn’t do it until my head was in the right place. See I was raised Mormon, and I used to say I would never have sex outside of marriage. I said that. God, I always say never and I always end up doing it anyway.

http://kheigl.com/print/fhm112004/fhm112004-2.shtml

>>80734343
lol

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>>80738653
Believe it

>>80735232
Better than Jimmy Page