damn gays and trannies BTFO

>>80731354
My favorite was when he told Tina Fey to shut her whore mouth.

>>80731354
This guy is a fucking legend i love his delivery

Im glad Dave is Back to break the atmosphere of political correctness. White comedians dont stand a chance.

this may be sacrilegious but i dont really laugh at daves shit. its like carlin yeah i get it hes amazing but i dont laugh. hes like the black louis ck

>>80731762
That is sacrilegious. Explain yourself.

he just BTFO planned parenthood and pro-choice cucks too

holy shit

You better not be lying
that scum(gays and trans) need to be purged

>>80731762
libcuck

>>80731354
>I support you all and your causes

You're so right, OP. He really stuck it to em!

>>80731354
where can I watch?
i am NOT paying for cuckflix

the deep in heart of texas ones way funnier. its like the old chappelle.

>>80732035
Try google, poorfag.

>>80731354
is it out on torrent yet?

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>>80731354
>muh trannies
>muh pro-choice
>muh rapes

Holy fucking shit Dave went all out, can't wait for the backlash

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>All of the OJ stories

>>80731354

what did he say about gays?

im curious

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>watched it on youtube before they deleted it because copyright claim by netflix

Today I cucked the jew.

>>80732481
>loaded it up in the window so i can watch it later cus i knew they'd take it down

feelsgoodman

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#boycottnetflix

>>80732481
>>80732590
>tfw still goyed
I bet even if I had Netflix I couldn't watch it because it would be shitty Canadian Netflix.

Both specials were fucking hilarious, I really was a little surprised he went after fags and trannies though. I mean he's always been based but that's still a bold move for such a high profile Netflix thing. Will SJWs give him a pass?

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>>80732590
Nice tip

>>80732481
>tfw still haven't found a good link to use yt-dl on

Just a reminder, Dave is a Muslim, hence his reasonable views of the scum that is the LGBTQ movement and the state of abortion. He also recognizes the place women should occupy.

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>>80732708
>low key asking for link

People have been talking since it dropped about how he's not 100% touting the party line and how a bunch of what he talks about is insensitive to different groups. Yeah, some of it is, but did you laugh?

I'm pretty liberal, and I wasn't too thrilled about the stuff he was saying about trans people, but maybe you don't have to agree with EVERYTHING a comedian says to still enjoy their comedy. On the other end of the spectrum, I love Dave Anthony but sometimes he can get too aggressively liberal for even me. You just have to look at the work as a mosaic- some parts you like, others you might not, and then take a step back and see if you like the overarching macro work they've created out of those individual components.

Where to watch that isn't Netflix? Fuck them

>>80731354
Where the fuck i can watch this? Its not on uk netflix

>>80732801
Put some respect on their name, faggot, they're the reason these specials exist.

>>80732779
I didn't agree either. But I'm also not dense enough to think that a man's jokes aren't serious statements. The whole fucking point of the concept of humor that you say something that is not true or wrong for comedic effect holy fucking shit.

>whos gotta cigarette in here
>cigarettes thrown on stage
>dave lights up
>looks around
>"is the word pussy offensive?"

OHHHH SHIT SENPAI THIS SHITS LIT

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>he literally called male feminists "bitch ass niggas"

i fucking lost it

>>80732889
Where to watch in UK anyone can help?

>>80732889
Fuck you

>all the feet jokes he littered in
w-wew

>>80731704

If it was him and Patrice fucking shit up we'd be in comedic heaven. I'm glad Dave is back too. It's time to cut this shit out.

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>>80732953
Netflix :^)

reminder to all you alt-right cucks that for everyone chapelle makes fun of in this, his most pure hatred is for you white degents

White People BTFO

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>>80733022
>you can't rape feet

i forgot how fucking funny he his, regardless of political shit.

dude needs to bring back his show.

>>80732475
>im curious
>curious

I'm gay.. fix that for you

>>80733076

Calm your shit and eat a Denny's grand slam you fucking weirdo.

>>80732779
>I wasn't too thrilled about the stuff he was saying about trans people
>trans
>people

Found the degenerate

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>>80731762
fuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUUUUCK YOU OH MY GOD FUCK YOU

>>80733204
damn that's fucking edgy! send me your reddit account so I can upboat your t_d posts!

A united right that respects human boundaries is what this world needs, staying on our own sides and knowing what we both do is for our good and the good of our neighbour.

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>>80732948

It had to be said.

>>80733268
They're people, just sick and broken

>>80733022
do you think Dave is a footfag?

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>>80732596
wtf I hate Dave now!

>>80732953

It'll probably end up on youtube pretty soon. Unless your thought police block it, mate.

>>80733315
Motherfucker you are posting on 4chan right now. This isn't exactly a meeting place of the mentally healthy and well adjusted.

>>80732475
They're basically smug cunts and we should hate them but for not being a fag

>>80733338
I didn't know niggers were so cucked?

>>80733338
Bunch of bitch ass niffas.

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>>80732700
Nice dub

>>80731354

what the fuck happened to his voice

It sounds like he's been screaming at the top of his lungs since we last seen him

dave...

dave fucks feet...

>>80733338
i smell an Emmy

>>80732596
>>80733338
Dave is the hero we need

>>80733402
what do you think he was doing in Africa?

>>80732049
Heart of Texas was for the normies, like you, that just wanted more Chapelle show. It was like Dave talking out sketches without performing them.

Spin is officially thinking man's standup with excellent delivery and a well thought out standup technique with a clever fall back story to fit experimental material between.

So basically there's a special for people that love standup and a special for people that only liked the show and they are both good, but you are a pleb.

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>That opening with J Dilla music

>>80733402
You know how he's always made it his thing" to smoke on stage? That's what happens when you do that for a couple decades.

>>80731983
>it's a nigger-lover calls someone else a libcuck episode
>>>/r/theDonald

>>80731354
and they say conservative comedians can't be funny

:^)

>>80733059
Man I'd love to hear Patrices perspective on this whole sjw and pc bullshit these days. That man died right at the time when all this shit began...

Is Dave woke?

>>80733363
At least I don't believe that, despite my penis, hair covered balls and body and adam's apple, I was in fact, truly born a genderless metaphysical concept.

>>80733452
ya whatever u say buddy. you'd never survive a day in /mu/ lol

>>80731354
Who honestly thinks this problematic person is funny?

Get this shit of here

link pls no bully

>>80733494
>Who honestly thinks this problematic person is funny?

*raises paw*

>>80731354
when did Dave get so swole? is he on that there TRT?

>>80733520
Meatspin.fr

Anti-mexicans white cunts BTFO

Did you even listen to what he says you bunch of morons ?

I love how /pol/ claims him as their guy when he really does support gays and trannies and feminists and shit, he just doesn't turn full raging leftist about it. He's cool with you as long as you can laugh at yourself and take a joke and not take yourself so fucking seriously.

>>80733494
nice bait

>>80733531
>that there
this isn't the misc

>>80731354
>nigger
Opinion discarded.

>>80733493
/mu/'s a den of underage shitters trying their hardest to prove they aren't plebs, what are you talking about

>>80731354

What happened to his voice? It got much deeper and raspier. It's really distracting

>>80733520
I just finished watching it on jewtube they took it down, they're isn't any streaming websites uploaded it yet

>>80733494
either troll or tumblr.

>>80733555
His balls to speak out about it in the first place is what matters you raging imbecile.

>>80733555
>he just doesn't turn full raging leftist about it

if you aren't at the extreme end of leftism you might as well be a nazi.

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>>80733535
I ain't clicking that shit

>>80733493
you'd never survive a day in the real world autist

>>80733552
I didn't see it what did he say

t. Far right racist

>>80733494
I know it's you Krager get out of here you filthy nigger

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>>80733338
Huh...

>that one segment

BTFO!

>>80733622
>the real world

the real world? that shits the most pleb ever

>>80731354
What's his best sketch from his show?

Personally, Clayton Bigsby with the black white supremacist is my favorite.

>>80733338
>>80733654
>>80732596
>hardly any retweets or likes on any of these comments

why the fuck are you all trying to make such a big deal out of nothing?

>>80733582
oh so you'd fit right in then :^)

What happened to his voice? Did his balls finally drop?

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>>80731704
>Breaking Political correctness
>Whitey BTFO

???

Are you able to tie your own shoes?

>>80733708
I wasn't the guy you were replying to, just replying to your mention of /mu/.
>:^)
what a copout

>>80733725
ciggys

LOL, you really think Chappelle is on your side ? You're even dumber than i thought, even your fat retarded leader wouln't be that fucking stupid.

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>>80733493
>/mu/
I don't need /fa/ telling me what shit music they think is good.

>>80732596
>>80733338
I don't get it... Have none of these people ever watched a Chappelle special before

>he's here

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>>80733699
the absolute GOAT

>>80733740
darkies on suicide watch about chappelle shitting on PC non sense and not the alt right/trump. let's come together and laugh tyrone, take a break from hating whitey

>>80733740
NAZIS BTFO
WHITES BTFO
DRUYMPH BTFO
STRAIGHTS BTFO
HETEROS BTFO

>>80731354
link

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>lost hope in dave after he partly made fun of trump
>watch parts of this special

A guy hasn't uncucked himself this hard since James Rofle. Based Dave.

>>80733760
They don't care, it's just an excuse to say something.

>>80733772
Sorry but its player haters/time haters

BUT i would also accept Making the Band

>>80733700
Nice damage control. HOW MUCH IS SOROS PAYING YOU?

>>80731354

Download link plz. TPB had nothing.

>>80733555

You are a bigot.

>>80731983
Imagine being the type of person who actually says libcuck unironically

>>80733726
>if you don't treat whites as an untouchable protected group you're PC
interesting

>>80733793
>trumpcuck needing his safe space
lmoaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>80731354
yeah I thought it was okay until I found out he was a trump supporter
just another coon uncle tom looking to make a buck off the alt-right wave

There are no SJWs on 4chan.

>>80733886
>>80733793
Did you even watch the special

He doesn't like Trump

>>80733699

1. Making the band
2. World Series Dice
3. Tom Brady
4. Players Haters
5. Black Bush

>>80733914
that's not what he said when he hosted SNL

Touching women's pussy without consent = Rape

He just called Donald Trump a rapist

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Pure Kino

>>80733338
>>80732596
Wtf dave can't be problematic, he's black so it's impossible!

I mean that's how it works right?

>>80733937
He didn't say he liked Trump

He's a muslim with mixed kids ffs

He clarified that many times

He just isn't a SJW about it

daily reminder that there is literally nothing wrong with being transphobic

>>80732481

>Everything on youtube now is an ad for a link to a malware distributing site

>>80733914
>>80733937
It's really interesting how two people with different political opinions can watch the exact same thing and draw such wildly different conclusions about the speaker's intent.

The dress is white and gold btw.

>>80733948
>believing the MSM
They used a computer program to mimic Trump's voice you brainwashed idiot.

>>80733726
People who pull "but he makes fun of whites" bullshit clearly haven't watched his specials

>>80733493
Loving Every Laugh

>>80734022
False flag harder Jamal

>>80733316
literally says he is

>>80733452
I liked spin more aswell for that reason. I was wondering why almost everybody says the Texas one is better.
And I'm usually not the one who tries to come off intellectually superior by pretending to like deep and thoughtful stuff

>>80734058
Nice D&Q tactics Schlomo, but you're getting sloppy ;)

>>80734126
*D&C
I'm eating Dairy Queen right now

>>80733919
oh fuck I forgot about the world series of dice

can we get some fucking appreciation of how bizarre this sketch was? Its just pure riffing

>>80734005
It was hilarious watching it with South park when it was both sides getting played. I guess when you are so far left or right it's hard to understand there are people that aren't full lefty or full righty.

You know, sane people.

>>80734179
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYRdonk9ovU

I meant this sketch btw, for the true chapelle show conissuers

Dave doesnt give a fuck about any of you and that is why he is loved.

>>80734101
Anyone who has even a basic understanding of what good standup is will appreciate spin far more.

>>80733338
>>80732596
>>80731354
What did he say about gays and trannies?

Wouldn't surprise me if he had some stuff on peoples weird gender identity stuff.
Gay stuff I don't quite get though, don't remember any from the show and gays weren't that uncommon then.

>>80733793
>>lost hope in dave after he partly made fun of trump
>>80732596
same person basically

>>80734302
>sissy fight fight night
>gay DMV
>gay gardener

>>80734359
I forgot
>gayKK

>>80731354
Just skimmed through it, didn't laugh once. Dave has lost it. I'm kind of sleepy now too. We are all so sleepy. It's time to sleep, get some rest. Try logging off 4chan for a little. Get some sleep, I'm so tired. I'm sorry but I must sleep now.

>>80733793
>lost hope in dave after he partly made fun of trump
>anime reaction image
cringe

>>80734413
Goodnight sweet boy

>>80734431
It's bizarre when people perfectly fit specific stereotypes like that.

>>80734413
you skimmed through a specifically longform comedy special? Chapelle is a fucking storyteller, what did you expect?

>>80734413
Fuck off CTR

>>80734413
Where did this pasta originate?

>>80731354
LETS GO OUT AND CUT OFF OUR DICKS AND TURN EM INTO PUSSIES

my sides went into orbit, it's so obviously messed up but people are still pushing it on us

THESE KIDS
KEEP
FUCKING WITH ME

>>80731354

He's a problematic favorite

>>80731762

I laugh every time I watch him do his Indians bit...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDYoM1FGmLg

"CALM DOWN, BLACK FACE!"

>>80731983

lol get a load of this guy...

>>80732596
>Netflix releases dear white people
>/poltv/ cries and demand a boycott
>Netflix release Dave's trans and homophobic special
>/polytv/ says how pathetic people are for wanting to boycott them
You guys are such a joke

>>80734496
>>>/pol/117300839

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This is a special where the alt right, and regular blacks can come together and laugh at SJWs as one. I thought it was funny as shit and I say that as a southern conservative with a confederate flag hanging in my room

>>80734590
/pol/s the losers that were never a part of any group in highschool, so theyre trying to make up for it now later in life by being /pol/. lol just lettem have their fun together with each other. theyll grow up and realize how stupid they looked just like we all already did when we graduated highschool.

>>80734537
I loved the MLK voice he did too.

>>80734631
This can't be real

>>80733793
Why do you speak in these terms? Uncucked? What's with that shit?

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>It's LGB..T...Q?
>What does the Q mean?
>Is that for those prison fags?
>"Eyo Nigger, I'm not gay. I'm sucking cock to pass time. I'm Q!"

>>80733992
Reminder about this reminder.

>malware links all over fake YT vids

who has the torrent?

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It makes me sad to say but I won't enjoy any of his work anymore as he endorses ritualistic pedophilia by proxy of his desert faith.

Where my Daily Bongo readers at?

This special was really good at highlighting a really interesting point that's common in black culture. My black friend explained to me that discomfort with homosexuality is really prevalent in the black community. He has no hatred or disdain for homosexuals, but he explained that in a lot of black sects of society being gay is an assault on your masculinity. There's no hatred or disgust for gay people, but he just isn't comfortable with it. I'm interested to see people's reactions to Dave being really open about this common perspective on homosexuality.

>>80733726
Fuck off and quit being so sensitive

>>80732779
>I'm pretty liberal, and I wasn't too thrilled about the stuff he was saying about trans people

I bet if he was talking mad shit about white men, or Christians, you'd have laughed your ass off though, wouldn't you faggot?

Piece of garbage.

>>80733726
>YOU CANT SAY WHITEY BTFO REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Stop being so pc!

>>80734959
lol did you really need that explained to you?

>>80732895
He looked high as fuck when he said that.

>>80734921
>>80732325
i cant find it

>>80734631
this is really spooky fellas, like some illuminati shit for real real not for play play

>>80733493
That's my main board and this is exactly how everyone on there talks.

>>80734537
This had me dying

>>80731762
faggot

Fuck SJWs

>>80731354
>>80731354
>>80731354
Where can I stream this?

>>80733992
>literally
You have to go back

>>80734891
sent ;^)

>the schumer special was funnier
>/poltv/ will never admit it because of muh SJW boogeyman

>>80735340
https://www.xclusivejams.xyz/video-dave-chappelle-age-spin-full-comedy-special-118161.html

>>80735340
>high profile Netflix exclusive
>literally just dropped today
nigga, stop playing

when do the funny parts start?
this is boring tbqh

The fucking OJ Simpson bits were killing me

>>80735401
Do you have the Austin one?

>>80734584
Your mom sure did, that's why you're here.

>>80734656
Uncle Tom coon as nigga, do you shine whiteys shoes for a nickel and call him massa as well? Fucking disgusting

>>80735434

I don't think stand-up comedy is for you.

Go watch Monty Python and fuck your sister.

>>80735492
Sorry, we aren't all Southerners.

>>80735401
>it's real

>>80735481
It's on the homepage of it

>>80735491

>white people pretending to be black

It's like watching black people try and ski for the first time.

Dave Chapelle was in You've Got Mail. He's queerer then a 3 dollar bill.

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>>80735483

>>80735541
Thanks senpai

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>>80735399

>>80735492
now i wish i had a sister

>>80735477
"that nigga did that shit"

>>80735399
I showed it to my mother. She's 67. She was fucking shocked. She said 'not only is it unfunny, it's just going to make men not want to fuck us'. Awkward telephone call.

>>80735401
Thank you

>>80734853

I know right
I'm not even looking for HD, I just want to fucking watch it
It cannot be this hard to rip/record from netflix
Bojack horseman was up immediately

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>mfw key and peele btfo

>>80735583
No you don't. I fucked my sister couple of times between 10-14. She is 4 years older than me. It makes any act of affection, even 20 years later, difficult as fuck for me.

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>>80735658
>I fucked my sister couple of times between 10-14. She is 4 years older than me.

Greentext it for us

>>80735658
Did you cum?

>>80735658
faggot that sounds awesome. I had to settle for panty nabbing from my friend's younger sisters and gfs

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>>80735658

The fuck dude?

Just jokes until you brought your nasty ass in here.

>>80735740
you must be new here

>>80735658
>tfw no oneesan that teaches you the birds and the bees

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>>80735658

>>80735658
seek counseling

>>80735609
What kind of sick bitch says that to her own brother?

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>>80735785
>tfw no oneesan that teaches you the birds and the bees

I want to die

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>>80734562
>Black Feet, you're welcome to stay amongst me and my tribe for the night, until the spirits leave you
>...and they gave me my own teepee to sleep in, which sounds nice. I personally felt like it was a little fucked up, you know... cause they all had houses

>>80735658
>white people

>>80735780

>on /b/
>by the way I fucked my sister
>keep scrolling

>on /tv/
>by the way I fucked my sister

Nigga that's a show-stopper.

>>80735491
....im white

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SPIN>TEXAS

PROVE
ME
WRONG

>>80733142
It wouldn't be the same but a lot of the writers for Chappelle's Show were also involved with The Richard Pryor Show, In Living Color, and The Chris Rock Show. If you look at all four shows as a whole it's actually quite impressive. If that gang could be rallied together then a Netflix Original Chappelle's Show revival might have legs.

>>80735862

>He still goes to /b/
>He wouldn't read a /b/ incest story

What is wrong with you

Whether you're white, black, asian, or hispanic, we can come together

and laugh at the Gays

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>>80735706
>be 10
>be early developer
>sister is in bed
>I get into bed with her, like siblings do
>she hugs me we go to sleep
>I wake up and turn over and hug her from behind
>she wakes up and turns round to face me
>she kisses me on the lips
>I get a boner
>she grabs it and jerks it a bit
>grabs my hand
>puts it up her t-shirt onto her boobs
>then drags it down to her panties
>pushes my fingers inside
>pulls her panties off
>pulls my boxers down
>gets on top
>rides me a bit
>I come
>she didn't

And a few other times of similar stories. I'm not typing them all out.

>>80735722
Yes.

>>80735734
It was akward as fuck. I went into my room in the morning and she followed me in and said "we can't do that again, don't tell mom or dad". So I didn't. I'm pretty sure she did eventually, actually as one night I was watching anime with her in her room and my mom called up and said "don't close the door". Plus a few other hints, like got into an argument with mom when I was 18 and said that I have to deal with loads of shit and she said "AND I HAVE LOADS OF THINGS I CAN'T TELL YOU" and I went "Yeah? Like what?" and she said "I promised I wouldn't tell and I don't break promises unlike your father" or some shit and I didn't push it out of fear of being told "I know you fucked your sister, it's probably why she's so fucked up".

>>80735785
It isn't like Japanese animes bar how quickly it can start.

>>80735792
Why? Shit happens senpai.

I've tried to find a picture to go with my feelings, so I'll just try and hide my shame with humor.

>>80732596
>>80733338
You'll never be able to satisfy these people. At this point fuck em

>>80733793
>a comedian is a cuck if he makes fun of my favorite politician

this fag holy shit

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>>80733132

post some davekino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WvFGC1NA8g

You can tell he specifically wanted to do a bunch of rape jokes because of the current sjw zeitgeist against them.

>>80735918
But you are not wrong

>>80733493
haha nigga what

>>80733555
That's how I believe both sides should be. The left, the right, the authoritarians, the libertarians, etc can genuinely believe and disagree on issues but could they all please lighten up? Could we please put humor first, politics second when joking about ourselves and each other? Humor that makes you question yourselves is superior to aggressive rhetoric.

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>>80735970
>It was akward as fuck. I went into my room in the morning and she followed me in and said "we can't do that again, don't tell mom or dad". So I didn't. I'm pretty sure she did eventually, actually as one night I was watching anime with her in her room and my mom called up and said "don't close the door". Plus a few other hints, like got into an argument with mom when I was 18 and said that I have to deal with loads of shit and she said "AND I HAVE LOADS OF THINGS I CAN'T TELL YOU" and I went "Yeah? Like what?" and she said "I promised I wouldn't tell and I don't break promises unlike your father" or some shit and I didn't push it out of fear of being told "I know you fucked your sister, it's probably why she's so fucked up".
jesus christ fella you need to tell this to someone that isn't me for god's sake

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>>80731704
Yeah man, Bill Burr was the only white comedian who stood up against white bullshit
But then he got pussywhipped hard. Dave Chappelle is way further ahead of Bill in his marriage and never buckled in terms of his views. Bill started turning faggot even before his wife was pregnant, he started turning even before she moved into his house ffs

>>80733585
Chappelle's Show was over a decade ago. The man is older.

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>>80734631
>Tfw i was thinking about this yesterday on my drive back home and how wierd it was to see it this often
>Mfw reading that post.

I'm scared lads.

>>80732481

LINKS YOU SONVABITCHES

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Hol up.
I watched the first one
>le quasi homophobic jokes
>le questionable stance on trans people
Eh- it's his opinion. You don't have to agree with everything he says, and besides it's still really funny.
>second special
>his second joke out of the gate is an anti-vaxing riff
Okay, now you've gone too far. That kind of thinking isn't just stupid, it's dangerous.

>you know who has is hardest the most

>fat black people

He's 100% correct too desu

>>80736149

>He got married
>He got his wife pregnant
>He got rid of his dog because she was "dangerous"
>He believes in the wagegap

Why Bill

>>80736136
I'd rather not. 4chan is anonymous and I can vent without being secretly judged by some guy I'm paying $100 an hour for the privilege. Such is life. I expect to see it in a letter when my mom dies. Doubt my sister told my dad.

>>80736217
u know they put SV 40 in like 10% of vaccines to eventually kill millions of people? it was a "slip up"

>>80736217
Wait, is he anti-vaccine? What did he say exactly?

>>80736235
Hiro sold the footage to your father for $200

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>>80736235

Why is it you think you are to blame for your 14 year old sister taking advantage and raping you at 10 years old?

>>80733699
> Racial Draft
> Player Haters Ball
> Rick James (beyond the catchphrase this sketch was still GOAT)
> Mad Real World
> Wayne Brady Training Day (episode should have been the series finale)

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Am i wrong or the second special, the one in texas was significantly older? he seemed younger and his voice was different as well.

Also had the production value of one of those ComedyCentral shows, i left with the impression that it was a special they had saved up from some time ago..

>>80734631
Is /pol/ more like /x/ these days?
Haven't really browsed since zimflam.

>>80736235
is your sister hot though? this is kind of important. sorry I am not professionally trained to offer any other "advice" that might better your predicament

>>80733493
cringed

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>>80736215

I'm watching it on Netflix right now.

OJ did it.

>>80736271
one was filmed in 2015 and the other in early 2016 irrc

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>>80733316
BASED

>>80733493

You wouldn't survive my dick after I slapped the fuck out of you with it.

>>80735847
more common for black people.

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>>80731762
>the black louis ck

>>80733793
f a g g o t

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Leave Chappelle to me

>>80736280

No but it's like /v/ where old /x/ shows up
/x/ has been impossible to browse since 2011 and there is nowhere to go

>All you want is to talk about creepy and weird shit without faggot tripfags telling you they're a vampire that have summoned a succubi to have sex every night and have a pony tulpa

>>80736266
Cause I didn't say no and I was fapping at age 9. So why would I pass up? My sister was attractive at 14, I wouldn't say hot cause that's weird. I think I made up for it by initialising it sometimes.

>>80736289
She was. She isn't now, she got fucked up by a hormone problem (an actual problem, not 'it's me glands' bullshit excuse) so she's put on weight. She still has boyfriends constantly so she's fine.

As for predicament, it's fine. I just pretend it was, not normal per se, but explainable. Not some debased back ally type shit.

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>The forth time i met OJ Simpson
>Yfw

>>80736395
Some new material for her to steal.

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>the amount of people that literally don't understand sarcasm or comedy in general in this thread
And this is why I have no hope for humanity.

>>80736469
Yeah cause a guy fucking his sister at 10 is a real reinforcer of your humanity, huh? You just filtering this shit out or you one of those sick fucks fapping to a guy being raped?

>>80736256
Yeah, he goes off on this whole thing because at the time of the taping the measles coming back was the cover story for Time Magazine. He dismisses it as ridiculous because the measles is so old.
>What year is it? 1850?!
He goes on to say how black people have an aversion to doctors because of the Tuskegee experiments, and vaccinations are stupid anyway.
>What's next? A shot for diarrhea?!

He says it with better timing and structure than that, but yeah- he's full on anti-vax.

>>80732779

I too am liberal and also bisexual. I thought it all was fucking hilarious, laughed through all the tranny and fag bits. Maybe comedy isn't your thing.

If you can't take a joke about yourself, go fuck yourself.

>>80736395

She's retireded.

>netflix decides it's going to change the rating system after she gets blown out on it

Trolls right? Or maybe it was a shit special like everyone said it was, and thinks it is.

>>80736509
I really wouldn't call it rape, anon...

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>>80736558
Good thing you ain't the law, huh? Not all places have Romeo and Juliet Laws and I doubt it applies to incest.

I love Dave. You can tell he loves what he does by the amount of times he cracks himself up with his own jokes.

>>80735492
Monty Python and the incestuous is a strange conjugation.

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>>80736424
>Mfw all the dead people outro.

Jesus Dave.

anybody got a streaming link?

>>80736589
So is it mutual rape in that case, or whoever's the oldest?...

>>80736626
Are you talking about that corny ass move he does when he bangs his mic into his knees?

>>80736661
Ctrl-f xclusiv

why did dave claim to invent the sketch comedy style of show though? he says key and peele copied him, but his show wasnt anything new, just a bunch of comedy skits

>>80736416

Because telling an older sibling "no" works so well right?

Initialising doesn't mean it's your fault, she groomed you, of course you wanted more
Why is it you think your mom fucked her up despite her being significantly older?

>>80736586

>top gun of rape

It's been a long time since I felt physical pain laughing at stand-up. That was awesome.

>>80736709

Are you autistic? He didn't say that at all. He just riffed on Key and Peele for essentially re-doing his show and attempting to hit all the same notes that he hit.

>>80733740
Chappelle is pretty redpilled, if in an racist anti-white way

Once he realized the jews at Viacom were just using him to amuse their white audience like a puppet he quit right away.

>>80736228
I still have hope he will be back when his marriage inevitable ends.

Either he starts making Kino comedy again or he blows his brains out. 50/50.

>>80736749
his exact words "watching key and peele do my show" his show was just kids in the hall except with angry black people

>>80736719
No no, I am worried that's what she'd say if she knew. I dunno if she knows. I've based it on what she's said. She's never actually said "I know". Re-read my post, maybe I worded it wrong.

As for being fucked up, it won't have been me, it'd have been my dad. Long story, not going into it here, I've talked about how much of a cunt my dad is to plenty of people. Whether or not I fucked my sister is irrelevant to that discussion.

Anyway, this is /tv/, we can end it now. No need to go on. I feel a bit better telling people. That's why I like 4chan.

>>80733726
Am from /pol/ but even i admit white comedians are mostly shit this days.

Like bill burr was the only decent guy and then he became a cuck when he got married.
I don't see anybody else.

>>80735609
Your mom rocks. That is what the problem is man, we aren't having kids because women are just flipping way the fuck out and men can't be in the same space at this point, lest they get sued, divorced, prenup broken by court order, screamed at and farted on, outdrunk, outeaten, out crapped, out dirty joked, outpuked.

Schumer makes women look like monsters.

rabb.it/BipolarPolaBear

>>80736695
>Ctrl-f xclusiv

>youtube-dl doesn't work

What kind of fucking site is openload

>>80731354
>use retarded Netflix functions
>check more episodes of the new Dave Chappelle Collection
>find second hour-long standup special

Fuck yeah, C1E2 up now. Deep in the Heart of Texas. Hit those buttons for another.

>>80736994
>Schumer makes women look like monsters.

This is kind of a good thing, at least people see them as human now.

>>80736695
Everytime I click that shit I get a pop up ad, shit won't play on my PS4 browser

>not having Netflix
Lol you fucking poorfags, end your lives

>>80737154
I've been paying for Netflix for years and I'm about to quit. It's shit and Hulu is much better for the same money.

I'm basically giving up Bojack and Orange is the New Black for the same shit plus more, better shows.

>>80737154

I have Amazon video and hate it. Only use it for 2 day shipping. I can't see myself bothering with Netflix.

>>80737154
The people bitching about Amy Schumer's special didn't even watch it. Nice.

>>80737154
>Paying for a TV license
Why don't you just move to London?

>>80736509
No, I was completely ignoring the off topic fucking bait posts you reject. I was talking about the original fucking subject you fucking mongoloid.

>>80731354
>celebrating a muslim nigger
yeah fuck off

>>80735658
i watched as my sister got molested when were 5 yrs old. i didn't know what our neighbor was doing to her nor did she since she was just 4 but he asked him to take off her panties while he tried to fuck her he was 12 or 13 i think

I swear someday i'll kill him. he will never go to the grave peacefully

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>>80737199
>Hulu is much better
Redpill me on it my man been getting sick of Netflix and been thinking on replacing it on either Hulu or AmazonPrime.

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>>80737273
>he fell for the racism meme

>>80737294
>I swear someday i'll kill him. he will never go to the grave peacefully

why are you waiting

just knock on his door, smash his head in with a baseball bat and do your time ... you won't get away with it

>>80736719
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>>80735970
Take it to /b/ you off topic fucking faggots.

>>80737316
Amazon Prime is shit. Hulu just has a lot of better shows and most of the same stuff Netflix has, I was looking through my friend's the other day.

It wasn't a thorough look, but Netflix is just so god damn bad.

>>80737353
i'm still trying to track him down. also i 'd just shoot him

torrent when ?

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>>80737389
Guess i'll use the trail period to check it out, thanks pal.

Did they really pay him 60 million for a handful of stand-up performances? Hope he boosts their numbers so maybe we can get a mini-series of random sketches out of him.

>>80731354
What sucks is if some novice comedian went up with a bit like that he'd never get touched by TV or nightclubs.
You need to have one of the most established comedies long after his career finished to get it televised

> you better look for a motherfucker with bell bottoms because who the fuck keeps SENDING ME TAPES

>>80731354
it's normal to be homophobic and transphobic.

>>80735011
this

>>80737398
>also i 'd just shoot him

you're more merciful than I'd be in that position

>>80737462
I'm only transphobic

I can tolerate gays sometimes, I hate them for the most part but they aren't subhuman, just douchebags

>tfw downloading directly from openload
eat shyt byotch

>>80737489
i actually taught about torturing him but over the years and having a family mellowed me down. still, talking about it online fills me with rage and i just want to find him and bludgeon him to death. its been eating up inside me ever since i learned what he did to my sister since i didn't know back then what he was doing.

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>>80737558
>having a family mellowed me down

fucking why? it would do the opposite for me

>>80737334
>he fell for the "religion is race, not ideology" meme

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>>80737554

You fucking liar piece of shit

You're just trying to fuck with me, I know you haven't

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>>80737443
>leaves the 50 mil deal before going to Africa
>comes back to a 60 mil deal
>with this comeback.

Where's Kevin Hart. Based Dave

>>80737613
i can't explain it, but its more like the fear of getting caught and going to jail and leaving my family. i just want to get justice for what he did to my sister

>>80737620
there's nothing on dlsites yet so yeah. he fuckin t'chu.

>>80737641
>i can't explain it, but its more like the fear of getting caught and going to jail and leaving my family.

I get it ... especially considering he is most likely still doing shit like that

good luck purging this world of filth n shit.

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>>80737620
>mfw someone uploaded them both to archive.org and I will never tell of the links

>>80737620
inspect the website's source code and look for the openload embed link then replace embed with f, that will allow you to download normally
fucking 4chan keeps thinking my post is spam

>>80736217
Have you considered going back?

>>80737705
Nice try, Anon.
The links are on meatspin.fr

>>80737931
is this /b/ day on here?