1 hotdog 3.50 Small nachos 6.66 Large nachos 9.99 Small soda

No thanks I snuck in some clam chowder in my coat pocket so I'll be fine.

>>80727506
Where the FUCK is my nigga Robert?

My local theatre never checks my bag

It also helps that there is a Dollar Tree right next to it.

>>80727506
Im not american so just a healthy water for me thanks.

you can also get your popcorn with butter for 34.99

saw Kong today and had a hotdog, wasn't bad

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>>80727608
The water is 1.99

I sneak in whole pints of Ben and Jerry's. and as an extra flurish I also sneak in a Tiffany silver spoon to eat it with. Not even kidding.

I just go into a theater that is emptying out and grab a bucket of popcorn someone left. Dump it out and have it refilled.

>>80727590
Can you buy popcorn at that dollar tree?

>>80727716

That's really gross.

>>80727670
The movie or the dog?

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>>80727588
Don't know, noone has posted him in a while, please mind your language this is a family friendly theater

sorry I'm just gonna leave, I only bought a ticket to see Robert's beautiful smile

>>80727716
Thought about doing that, but it would be like George getting caught eating out of the garbage can

>>80727750
Why? People don't shit in their popcorn buckets.
I have had 2 dates refuse a second date with me over this practice though.

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>>80727720
They have pic related

anyone ever have to cough because of popcorn during a quiet scene?

its tough

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>>80727716
You can refill the popcorn!

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>>80727506
I'll take the unlimited popcorn, I need to make sure that the wagecucks have work to do and won't be fired

>>80727873
This

IM HAPPY IM NOT ALONE!

Its a quiet scene, and you want to eat popcorn but you dont want to bother people with the popcorn crunch

>>80727873
Pleb.
Just let out a huge fart THEN cough. People will be so distracted by your fart they won't notice the cough.

And how much is the sniper rifle check-in?

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Don't worry, non of the theater attendees need snacks.

They'll only be eating bullets.

>>80727873
You should sue the cinema if that happens

>>80728108
>not eating lead

You had one job you fucking retard

>>80728163

How about you eat this dick.

>>80727506
>unlimited refills
who the FUCK needs to eat enough popcorn over the course of 2 hours to get UNLIMITED refills?

also who even leaves during the middle of a movie to get more stuff? a bathroom break i can see, if you really have to go, but really. i already paid 13 dollarydoos for the movie ticket. im gonna make sure i see the whole gosh darn thing.

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>>80728203
How about yOU EAT YOUR DEAD PARENTS YOU FUCKING CUNT? NEVER FUCKING REPLY TO ME AGAIN

>>80727716
we mark the bottom of the tub, you fat garbage-eating fuck. Do it and all the managers and cashier cucks will just laugh at you and ask you to leave

>>80728329
Make sure you have a friend who finds the movie boring. He can just go refill it for ya

>>80727506
So this...is the power...of capitalism...

>>80728445
There is a complimentary bucket next the the seasonings and butter-flavoring. Please only take as many as you need, sir. At your discretion.

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>>80728384

kek

>>80728488
Impressive...

>>80727506
>1 hot dog please.
>Yes sir. First, can you provide proof that you're seeing the movie with someone else? A lot of people have been violating the 'no singles' policy lately.

>>80727506
What do you mean "plus tax"?
Why havent you included it in the price already?

>>80728408
I'm not sure who is worse.
The garbage eater or the employee who thinks he is outsmarting the garbage eater.
... It's a fuckin' mystery.

>>80728408
What does marking the tub do though

>>80728680
Because I'm a dumb Americuck.

>>80728680
Well each theatre has their own tax policy.

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>>80728655
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH SEEING MOVIE BY MYSELF REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

I want to own a movie theater one day, /tv/.

>>80727506
Hide candy and drinks in my girlfriends purse
Pay for the bottomless popcorn

>>80728966
You mean you want to rip people off with overpriced food.

Then Just open a pizza shop in NYC, shits like 6 bucks a slice

>>80727764
yeah

>>80727506
what about the bring your wifes son deal?

>>80727827
Why the fuck would you do that ON A DATE.

>>80728732
When you butter-fingered fatties come to get another FULL refill on your Xtra Large popcorn (enough to feed our average mexican family customers), we mark the bottom of the tub with a pen so we know if it's been refilled.

>>80728693
Corporate introduced this -- it's not "tfw to intelligent" cashiers, faggot.

>>80729029
But I want to watch movies on the big screen while scamming you suckers.

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>>80728873
>is that...a single?
>what did you say? someone seeing a movie...by himself?
>a single?
>Yes...a single...IT'S A SINGLE!!!!!
>AAAAAAAAAA
>GET OUT SINGLE GET OUT
>GET THE SINGLE

Sorry, I'm here to see a MOVIE. If I wanted something to eat, I'd go to a RESTAURANT. In fact, that's what I did before I came here...

...to see a MOVIE.

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>>80727827
fuckin kek

>>80729086
so you are saying find one that hasnt been marked?

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>tfw /tv/ has never been to an Alamo Drafthouse or Studio Movie Grill

baka familia

>>80729317
Your options are to dig through the hallway trashcan or come to the snackbar and pay the proper 13.50 for one. Also, one refill. No infinite refills.

>>80728488
Sorry, the communism menu is nothing at all for 0.00$ and complementary rape.

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>>80729362
>*Spills your uncapped shake.

>>80727506

Get the fuck out of my house!

>>80729086
>works at a movie theater
>has the gall to be condescending

i'll take the dungeness crab legs for $24.99+tax

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am I the only one who loathes popcorn? It's fucking fluffy kernels drenched in salt and butter. I'd rather have the cheesey ones you'd get in christmas tins as a young shite.

But I am a fan of painfully generic food for some reason. I'm the guy who gets burgers at the drive-in or pizza at a theatre.

>>80730348
fuck off

>>80730348
I wish more theaters offered fresh fries.

>>80730763
I agree with your opinion

>>80729362
i got to south lamar:3

>>80730412
eat my dick popcorn apologist

>>80730870
me 2 Austinbro

>>80727827
Why would you do that on a date you dumb ass fuck

>>80729086
But who's going to check the bottom of the tub when they refill it no one actually gives a shit when they get paid minimum wage