watching movies with girls

>>80723655
I haven't touched a woman in over two decades.

>>80723694
I've never touched a woman but I've only been alive two decades. What a loser you are hahaha

Just be gay, honestly makes life a lot more fun and simple

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>>80723758
Nope, I had a faggot as a roomate for 2 years
Constant drama
They are like male women

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goooood

>>80723655
>I can't turn off the chinese subs that are rendered into the video file, just be glad I found a rip of a movie that just came out

lmao what a first class supreme pleb you are, ofcourse every girl fucks you over for being a degenerate screenerfag loser who can't wait 2 weeks for a proper rip

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>>80723655
>mad at me every time I pause the movie to take a screenshot if a good looking actress if barefoot

>>80723827
As if a girl can tell a difference between 4k and a DVDrip as long as the tv is nice

>>80723733
I hope you don't become like me when you're in your 60's. You're still young you can change anon.

>>80723799
>faggot

Well that's the problem, a gay bro and a faggot are two different things. With a gay bro you can play video games with and watch movies with, basically like having a normal straight best friend but with benefits. Like you said, a faggot is a male woman so always avoid them.

>>80723902
He was a bro for 5 years, we played vidya all the time
Then we moved in together and the drama started

>>80723881
If the tv is "nice" then the difference will be even more obvious you dumb fuck, not to mention the atrocious uncomprehensible 96kbps audio.

>>80723655
Stop hanging out with normy girls, Anon - they might look nice but they're empty inside.

>>80723889
I'm doing my best.

Where did you go wrong anon?

>>80723949
Youre pretending girls are able to think properly
If the tv setup is nice then the video quality must be nice too, like a new, good looking 5series with a 2 litre machine must be the fastest car ever
Also upscaling works wonders

>>80723799
Presumably pic related was your face at the end of each night.

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>>80723655
I used to watch movies with my sisters friend she'd always cuddle on my arm and bring me Taco Bell when she came over.

>>80724149
Did she jerk you off?

Only time i went to the movies with a girl was with this friend from college. We went to dallas buyers club, each one paid it's own ticket, we kept talking trough the movie because one man was talking -very low- on his phone and this hag was scolding at him.

We're together now; but we don't go to the theathre anymore because that movie was trash.

>>80724232
nice pointless blog post faggot

>>80723655

You know what's the worst? Watching movies with black women. My mom and sister always need to have their "colored commentary".

> "That's not realistic."

> " This movie is the same as Goodfellas, just in Vegas."

> "Oooh. He cute."

>>80724314
>" This movie is the same as Goodfellas, just in Vegas."
They weren't wrong.

>>80724276
Why would i lie on an anonymus knitting forum? Either way, you got too salty for that

dudes act like this too
there are just people out there whom are incapable of watching movies

>>80724368
Who said you lied, I just pointed out how pointless your whole post is.
You went to a cinema with a girl, saw a movie you didn't like and she is your girlfriend now. Wow.

This isn't facebook, what's the point of your post

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>>80723655
>watching FMJ with friend
>he stares at his phone for half the movie
>it ends
>he looks at me and says "thats it?"
>I reply "yeah, why?"
>he says "that was shitty, it didnt even show who won"

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>>80724455

>>80724314
>Goodfellas go to Vegas
But thats exactly what it is

Are people actually this dumb or are you guys just joshing me?

>>80724149
Thats a very happy piglet

>>80724544
newsflash, the majority of people in the world are sub intelligent absolute plebeians wow crazy I know

>watching lotr with my ex gf
>Saruman appears on screen
>WOOOW HE'S A BAD GUY RIGHT?
>"I can explain it to you but that would be spoilers"
>complains that she doesn't know what's going on despite not even paying attention

women are shit

>>80724224
No you sicko

>>80724653
Hey, don't be mean.

>>80724652
>WOOOW HE'S A BAD GUY, RIGHT?

That girl knows subtlety, faggot.

>friend asks me to watch movie with him
>put it in, immediately on his phone
>try to get him back into the movie like five times, just goes right back into the phone
>about halfway through I just turn the movie off, and he's confused as to why I'm pissed

he wanted to watch it, he picked the movie, but he couldn't be bothered to pay attention
I was excited to spend time with him too

>>80723655
>all those generalizations
My girlfriend doesn't do any of those things (except that she doesn't like action movie schlock or Nic Cage), meanwhile my best friend (male) will pick up his phone and dick around while a movie plays.

>>mad at me every time I pause the movie to take a screenshot if a good looking actress if barefoot
If that's your thing, whatever, but if you need fap material, don't take pictures of it in front of anyone.

>posts on a board where WAT WAS W/ DA ENDING and DAT ENDING are the pinnacles of """"""""""film critique"
>posts on a board where everyone's favorite film is either crime genreshit or sci-fi genreshit
>actually accuses others of having "pleb taste"

lmao

>>80724961
Hey fuck you. My favorite film is not even "american"

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>>80724917
So girls are allowed to talk how hot Ryan Gosling is all the time and I can't even pause for 20 seconds?

My wife can only appreciate films on a technical level. She pays attention to and appreciates shot composition and lighting, but can never follow a plot. She'll always ask something dumb like "WHO IS THAT?" during scenes where a character is just introduced.

It is frustrating that she is both a kino snob and a pleb at the same time.

>>80723799
Gay man here, sorry for quick blog.
When associating with gays, be like your dad or grandpa, however far back in society you need: only be around whites with jobs that prevent them from going out on weekdays, hard no-no's are blacks (lesbian blacks are uniformly socialist gorillas set to break apart everything you say as oppressive), mexicans are indolent drama queens, asians are uncultured swine set upon outdoing you in the most petty, overactive fashion. That's my two cents, only given because of your over-generalization (that isn't even that wrong).

>>80725095
They're not beating off to Ryan Gosling.

>>80723655

if you werent such a loser you would have higher quality friends

my girl is a student of film and i have to read books just to keep up with her

>associating with women

This is what you get for being a normie.

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>>80723655
you aren't supposed to actually watch the movie anon.

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>>80727215
Can't you watch a movie, pay attention to it, discuss the film and then fuck afterwards?
That would be the ideal situation.

>>80724502
Usually bathrooms have a drain somewhere in the floor so I'd pierce the bag and hose that shit down the hole

>>80724820
sounds like ur gay for him