Remake when?

Black Bog.

>>80721480
Can I get a quick rundown?

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>>80721515

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Anyone here actually seen this movie?

>>80723100
Nobody watches movies on /tv/ unfortunately

>>80721480
When the world around us just falls apart.

No. I don't want a remake. The movie is fine as it is.

>>80723129
Yes. /tv/ only watches kino or capeflicks.

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This movie is pure gold. Save for the cartoon intro.

>>80723661
Do Mannequin and Police Academy share the same universe?

>>80723212
Good answer.

>>80721480
The Egyptian backstory is so fucking stupid

It would be a male mannequin and Hollywood would fall in love.
The "villain" security guard would be a white male (obviously) and there would be 45 minutes of the movie devoted to his PTSD and why the audience should feel bad about his "misogynistic, homophobic, and racist" comments about how Hollywood was weird for fucking a mannequin that was modeled on a white man.

Best Picture 2019: guaranteed.

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>>80723848
It's a comedy. Roll with it.

>>80724469
Did they have Walk Like an Egyptian in this movie? I can't remember.

>>80724469
I like the rest of the film but the Egypt stuff seems out of place

Though I guess they had to explain why she was a mannequin (though it still doesn't explain it really)

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Today's Special > mannequin

Fight me

Also the Gay Black dude Titus from Unbreakable Kimmy show on Netflix was literally born to play Hollywood in the remake

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>tfw a mannequin will never come alive just for you

>>80725032
Of course, but it's just for the set-up. Though, I don't think people would mind if it just came to life just because.

>>80723100
I used to watch all the time as a kid.

>>80725151
The movie was constantly on tv when I was growing up so I probably have seen pieces of it 50 times
It wasn't until years later that I actually watched the beginning of it and saw the Egyptian opening
It was so dumb ...it never occurred to me to think of "why is this happening" it was Just a magic mannequin

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General thoughts on this? Good or bad?

>tfw I watched it for fapping but it was a boring romance story

>>80726350
When she was in mannequin mode you could take her apart
Could you put her head on a different body? Would she go back to life? Or did it have to be the original mannequin body?
Could you put her head on a male mannequin and she would have a penis ?

>>80726452
>boring

*cringe*

>>80721480
Mannequin was filmed at woolworfs

So, when's the Mannequin 2 thread?

>>80727372
boyz II men still keeping up the beat, yeah

>>80727546
Does it even have the same actors?

>>80726452
Were you expecting it to be a hentai?

>>80727372
>>80727913
Shit. I was scratching my head over why that sounded so familiar.

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>>80727913
FREEDOM

>>80725218
Me too. I liked that the guy from the Police Academy movies, which I also loved, was in it.