Twin Peaks

Lynch never had it.

Lynch now has it.

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>>80716559
i just need my Gordon Cole fix
one of the best characters of the '90s desu senpai

I dreamt last night that I was watching a middle aged Shelly in the new Twin Peaks. I think shes a part of my subconscious.

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>>80716559
Why isn't she cumming back?

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>>80716881
WHAT WAS THAT COOP

Holy fuck, I miss him. What a goofy fucking character.

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>>80717442
Because she fell for the plastic surgery meme and looks like someones nightmare

>>80717442
Why isn't the qtp2t FWWM Donna isn't coming back?

>>80716559
It's going to be interesting but disappointing, I already have a strong feeling. I love Twin Peaks and I loved The Secret History, but there's no way 18/hrs is going to be all fantastic. Unless! There's a through-line and a majority of artsy weirdness.

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Is top qt coming back?

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JUST yoooooouuuu
aaaand iiiii

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>>80717572
>a majority of artsy weirdness.
>Even having a shadow of a doubt that Lynch won't deliver on that, at the absolute least

Come on anon.

>>80717576
She was one of the most beautiful women on Earth. I don't know how she looks like now.

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>>80717600
FFFFFFUCK
GO AWAY JAMES

worst character
his voice is higher than the both of the girls he was singing with, my god

>>80717523
That...isn't so bad. Maybe the character had a big car accident and they had to reconstruct her face?

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>>80717632
Oh no, not that he won't, but to what extent? If it's anything like FWWM I'll be on the floor in a stupor every week. But not everyone is going to jive with that, it seems like it won't have to be widely appreciated though, which is a great sign.

>>80717576
>>80717643
Uhh guys she aged better than probably 99% of women

>>80717718
That wasn't really the point, everyone needs to be aesthetically pleasing, it's part of the satire.

>>80717718
>yfw this is exactly why she wont do it

Lynch: hey Lara, im finally going to finish Twin Peaks
LFB: cool can't wait
Lynch: i want you to be in it
LFB: of course i will
Lynch: but your face looks like shit so we'll have to say you had an horrific accident
LFB: ....

>>80717898
I'd prefer that there should be some sidestory where Bob possessed her and tried to make her kill herself.

>>80717762
Norma's actress didn't age at all, last time I checked.

>>80716559
2 cast members are dead and it hasn't even aired yet

It won't be like FWWM because Mark Frost is in this. He wasn't part of the production of the movie so all the silly and soap opera elements of the series weren't there.

>>80716559
I am expecting the worst. Basically I think it will ruin the legacy of the series even worse than the movie.

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>>80717718
Are you kidding? She looks hideous.

>>80718084
That is necessary too, but I have read interviews and it seems like they're leaning more toward the feel of FWWM

>>80718135
I also sort of feel this way, even though I am excited, seeing the cherry stem instagram-like advert made me want to cry.

>>80718199

She has the hairline of a 80's metalhead whose too stubborn to shave that shit off.

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>>80718199

>>80717523
>>80718199
how on God's green earth did this happen

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>>80716752
fpbp

All the actors have said in interviews that it was one of the best things they've experienced. Michael Horse who plays Hawk said he can personally guarantee that it'll be great. My guess is that it'll be something in between good and very good, but of course it's not easy to guarantee a full blown all-through masterpiece. But it'll easily be the most interesting show of 2017. Game of Plebs will have nothing on it, that's for sure.

Cautiously optimistic. It all depends how much the studio interfered. I feel like they gave lynch carte blanche to do whatever but they're marketing it to hell and back.
Twin Peaks skateboards? Really?

>>80717600
i acutaly thought that song was good desu

>>80720957
The marketing have been sucking donkey balls but I think much of it has to do with them not getting any concrete stuff to work with. With Lynch seemingly refusing all plot descriptions and traditionally styled trailers they really have no other choice but to go on and on about coffee, pie, action figures and shallow boring shit like that.

>>80716559
Never doubt David

As much as I like Twin Peaks...It's going to be Twin Peaks for social media obsessed teens and that has me worried slightly.

I could never get into Twin Peaks, I can't get past the silly and corny soap opera elements, I can't even force myself to watch it, which sucks because i love Lynch. Can i watch FWWM without watching the show?

And should i try to keep watching it? Does it get better? I only watched the pilot.

>>80721385
I'm more worried it'll be for the 60+ audience only. If it'd be for teens at well it would be great because it would strike a good balance.

>>80721550

Lynch needs to find good middle ground between the two otherwise he'll probably never get funding again from mainstream movie studios.

>>80721152
That's because it was good

He's got it more now than then

>>80721385
are you fucking stupid

>>80721445
I got hooked on the series after watching the Bowie bit from the movie. The series does get much better once the surreal elements get introduce it. My recomendation is you watch it at least until the first Cooper dream.

>>80721445
I was like you. It took 6 episodes to get me hooked on the show. Keep watching.

>>80718077
Three.

>>80721445
Weird that you mention the soap opera aspects based on the pilot. That one was more film like and more focused on the crime as far as I remember. But with that being said the pilot has a dryness about it that I don't like. The soap opera get more intense actually later but so does the good stuff. I'd say the first truly great episode is the third one (Commonly named Episode 2 since the Pilot counts as episode 0) also directed by Lynch.

I know it will be awesome but I'm really worried about the massive amount of time skipped and the increased age of all the actors. I can't imagine how they're going to wrap everything up while continuing things properly at the same time.

How are they going to bring Audrey back from the dead? She did die right?

>>80721932
>Sherilyn Fenn stated in an interactive chat on America Online that, if there had been a third season of the show, her character was slated to have survived the explosion.

>>80717523
Oh God Donna worst girl

The cool thing about Twin Peaks was the isolated small town vibes, Twin Peaks has the perfect early 90s atmosphere, now with every character with cellphones taking selfies for Facebook it will be a shit.

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>>80717762

>>80716559
>Lynch
Didn't he back down from S3?

>>80722041
imagine to be her bum and pusy slave!!!!

>>80722018

This is what I'm worried about most. The amount of social media product placement will be the worst part imaginable.

>>80722077
They met his demands and he god back on board. He has directed all of it.

>>80722077
Anon why are you asking stupid questions that are easy to find the answer to?

>>80722097
I don't think you need to worry, Lynch doesn't seem interested in that sort of thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKiIroiCvZ0

>>80722129
Because someone already gave me the answer.

>>80722097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4wh_mc8hRE

>>80721698
>>80721724
>>80721804
Thanks, I'll keep watching, should i watch the movie first?

And I read some things about the surreal elements, and they do look very out of place, at least in contrast with the pilot's tone.

>>80717576
Norma > Shelly

>>80722217
No. Watch the movie last. It gives away some heavy spoilers if you haven't seen the show, most notably who the killer is but also other stuff.

>>80722447
You're alright.

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>half of them are dead

>>80722621
I know who killed Laura Palmer, if that's the spoiler you're talking about.

And the movie looks like it has a whole different tone from the show, I might like it more.

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Was Bobby a psychic who could bend the will of others at his whim?

>the way he played the studio to get 2x the number of episodes, total creative control and bigger budget
He definitely has big balls. We'll see about the craft.

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>>80717576

>>80717523
Nightmare girl sounds like a good edition to lynch media?

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>season 3 will have Horne lose his shit even more and reenact the Allies surrender to the Nazis.

>>80722768

That's the biggest one for sure but there also some scenes relating to the mythology of the show. I wouldn't normally recommend anyone to not experience the mythology as it develops in the show before the movie, but maybe an exception could be made. You seem to know what you like and not. But I strongly suggest wait until you've seen the next two episodes before you decide on it.

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My expectations for season 3 are that it will be one of the dullest franchises in the history of tv franchises. Seriously each episode following the boy FBI agent and his pals from Twin Peaks Sheriff Department as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Frost vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; he made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for his scripts. The Twin Peaks series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least FWWM was good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the script was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a fire walk with me, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Lynch's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that he has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Twin Peaks by the same JJ Abrams. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are watching Twin Peaks at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to watch JJ Abrams." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you watch "Twin Peaks" you are, in fact, trained to watch JJ Abrams.

>It's a David Lynch has been making Blue Velvet over and over for the past 30 years episode

>managed to binge watch Twin Peaks till the part where super Nadine shows up

Should i force myself through these episodes or the show is only silly stuff from here on?

>>80723791
It picks up at the end. Just skip the James scenes, they never go anywhere.

>>80723791
Season 2 is honestly terrible, even the Lynch directed stuff doesn't really shine

>>80723791
Ben's episodes are the only reason to finish watching S2.

>>80723892
What? The first few eps are season 1 quality, and the next one Lynch did was the finale which was fantastic

>doubting lynch
Its 18 hours of pure Lynch heroin. I want to inject it straight into my vains.

>>80722733
i hope lynch doesnt die before the series comes out, all those cigarettes cant be healthy

>>80724015
I'm talking about season 2, Lynch directed 4 episodes of it and they'res an immediate drop in quality from s1

>>80724096
The series is filmed though and is probably finished post-production. Lynch smokes a lot but his lifestyle otherwise is very healthy

>>80722833
It's Bobby's stand [FALLING], it admits an aura that makes everyone sync to his rhythm

>>80717898
Kek.

>>80723138
muh dick

>>80718135
The majority of season two already did that

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>>80717898
>I don’t mean to brag, but David Lynch said he was looking for the most incredible face he could find. I actually met him at a Twin Peaks party, and he was like, “Look at that face!”

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New FBI agent in place of Bowie.

>>80724758
I could see him as Cooper's retard brother or something

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>>80724873

michael cera is going to be andy/dicks & lucys kid

laura dern is diane or the archivist

>>80718199

bitch looks like the new leader of north korea

>>80724111
S2e1 is KINO. My favorite episode by far.

>>80722079
No I want to be her foot slave!

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>she'll never look at you this way,

>>80718084
>He wasn't part of the production of the movie so all the silly and soap opera elements of the series weren't there.
That's bullshit though. The silly stuff wasn't in the film because Lynch was forced to cut an hour and a half of content, because the studio didn't want the film to be so long.

It's a shame Annie isn't coming back - I really hope it's being kept under wraps.

>>80725971
If you're referring to the silly bits in the Missing Pieces, they tend to be more awkward and somewhat strange than the comfy silliness of the series.

I remember a scene where there's like a full minute of the sheriff and Hawk contemplating Andy's stupidity. Bordering surreal that part.

>>80726092
Annie was terrible though, glad she got BOBed.

Lynch is going to die this year bros, why else has he not done any interviews or anything?

>>80722041
Milf tier

>>80716881
Purely there to make out with shelley

>>80723617
kek

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>Alright Trent my boy, Now that you wrote a song about escaping from the Black Lodge time to make the video! Ready to induce some seizures!? Say, you and your wifey are really swell. How would you both like to be in the revival?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RN6pT3zL44

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>tfw no brother who'll fly from Paris to Twin Peaks just to give you fresh Baguette with brie and butter.

>>80721980
>interactive chat on American Online
What

3 fell apart by Rannoch. Honestly the whole geth affair was one sided

"Geth wuzz gud boys we dindu nuffin"

Geth please, the quarians were going to contain your intelligence to the hubs, not exterminate you, at least not right away. Your platforms were just vessels.They couldn't let millions of platforms roam free. You literally killed 99 percent of the quarians in response. You literally killed babies in their cribs!

>>80730022

wrong place for fucks sake.

>>80729324
This sort of thing stopped existing before you were born. It's like the Facebook messenger you know but with lots of people, it was also much slower and laggy.

>>80723617
>I noticed that every time a character went for a fire walk with me

lost

>>80721932
READ THE BOOK.

>>80725171
Absolutely. Dern is definitely Tamara Preston

>>80733781
Okay, what book exactly?

>>80734074
The Secret History of Twin Peaks? Been out for months, fills in a lot of gaps between the last ep and 1996, and a little beyond for the next season.

>>80734172
Ahhh heard about it, but didn't really think about it as something useful. I guess I'm looking into it then.

>>80723508
Thanks friend, I'll do as you suggest.

>>80734345
It's quite a commitment, denser than your typical book, well worth it though. I'd also recommend the Secret Diary of Laura Palmer for more context.

I already know who killed Laura Palmer before watching it, the big mystery, is the show ruined for me or can i still watch it and have a good time?

>>80734626
You can still enjoy the show, it's more about the mythos than who killed her.

>>80723781
I wish

>>80716881
BONSAAAAAAIII!

>>80728820
That was the exact moment Twin Peaks won me over