annoying commercials

I enjoy my drug addiction.

addiction IS a disease

>>80715492
Alcohol is legal. Doesn't count.

If you're going to waste all the time and money for a commercial why do you put the most uncharismatic, flat and annoying looking person you can find? I think that even if i was a hardcore heroin addict i wouldn't call just to spite this faggot.

If you're going to try to convince addicts to make a call you should at least come off as sincere.

877 CASH NOW

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You may be entitled to damages.

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MONEY'S ON THE WAY WITH CASH NET USA!!!

I FUCKING LOVE BREAD SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!11111!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSOtcyK3hF8

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>>80715492

Cause everytime this commercial tries to come on, it gets interrupted by a different commercial.

I've seen this woman about a million times, but the whole commercial maybe twice.

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>I was an addict for 10 years, now I'm not

>>80715870
>please pay 50 grand to cure yourself

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>"How am I supposed to drive a car with 3 wheels?"

by paying for the 4th, your the one that got in the accident you entitled bitch

>>80715870
Once an addict, always an addict.

t. NA

>>80716074
is that the same company that made the ad where the chick is yelling at her kids?

I hate that

>>80716299
I really hate this notion. I've had alcohol problems in the past and the idea that once i get a drop on alcohol on my tongue i'll be in total addict mode is stupid. You can get carried away if it progresses over long periods of time. But you can still return to normal consumption levels. It's not like you either not drink at all or go total alcoholic.

IF YOU OR A LOVED ONE HAS BEEN DIAGNOSED WITH MESOTHELIOMA, YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO FINANCIAL COMPENSATION

>>80715492
>falling for the advertising jew when it blatantly looks like a jew

>>80715492
I always felt sorry for the guy at the end of the commercial.

>>80716299
>>80716476
it's kinda funny how much they all smoke and drink coffee though. went to a NA meeting with my brother once when he thought he needed their help. it was like an Eyes Wide Shut party without the sex

>>80716806
Yeah, they just project their own problems as irredeemable because they're fucked in the head. Most normal people can change their habits and routines and live a healthy lifestyle. They're hardcore addicts to everything and anything they can get their hands on and therefore they assume everyone else are that way. Fuck them.

>>80716074
Fuckin' a, anon. This one is irritating as well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy34Xkb0k4k

>>80716476
I can't have a drop of alcohol without going on a 4 week binge, stop acting like noonne has problems because you don't have them

>>80716938
Or maybe they just have problems asshole. Punching down is pretty easy when you're already a worthless piece of shit

>>80715870
Holy shit never realized this guy's name is fucking Pax Prentiss

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>You keep doing the same ol' same ol'
>You gon get da same ol' SAME OL'

>>80717062
>tfw your wife and her bull are merging into one entity

BUT YOU DID BUT YOU DID BUT YOU DIIIIIID AND I THANK YOU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgsMOjmWgQk

>>80717163
>>80717204
I never said there are people who don't have these problems. I just don't like the notion that everyone who has ever had problems with alcohol abuse are doomed to an eternity of doom.

I've personally had issues that were close to costing me my relationship so i know how bad it gets. I just get annoyed that they try to say that everyone who have an addiction are the same, because it's entirely personal. I've been able to resolve my problems after several years of abuse, maybe you should consider that inspiring rather than berating. I'm telling you there is a way out. I know that for a fact. And i can still have a beer or two, i just have to be extremely fucking careful and i never touch hard liquor these days.

Punching down? Are you pulling the SJW approach on this? This is not a social construct, this is all about you, your personal decisions.

So if you're really this bad off then yeah, i guess you should stay away from alcohol forever. But don't assume the rest of the world is as fucked up as you are.

I don't think a 5 year old girl is sexually arousing and i don't go on a drinking binge for 4 weeks if i have a beer. Deal with your problem. It's your problem, no one elses.

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>no one's posted the Indian loan shark commercial with 400% interest yet
>tfw I can't post it because I can't remember the name of the company

>>80718202
I would stick my penis in her vagina, if ya catch my drift

>>80717163
He was saying he didn't have the problem to contradict the other anon's generalization of "once an addict, always an addict". All he meant was that not everyone has that problem, even if some do.

>>80715535

all love is is addiction.

wait, they still have commercials in america?

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Remember that time you said men were better drivers?

Then how come I haven't had an accident in 6 months?

Silence.

>>80718438
kek

>>80718369
All the fucking time.

>>80718438
Is not having an accident in 6 months even that big of an accomplishment? Wtf?

>>80718369
yeah and you have to tip after you watch one

>>80718438
>not sure if made by a feminist bashing the oppressive patriarchy or by an antifeminist making fun of feminists

>>80718438
>in 6 months
kek..

>>80716476
Youre not an alcoholic

>>80718254
She's a qt but wew, dat APR

>Getting someone from East London to speak a dead meme language

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0usmMfs5IY

UK poster here, sometimes I watch a live stream for Fox News and honestly I don't know how you deal with all the medical ad, why are you all so sick?

>>80718706
No fuck you. I had serious alcohol problems, I couldn't go to sleep at night unless i had a six pack before bed on a weekday before work. By any definition that is having a serious problem with alcohol abuse. Just because I have the will power to actually recover from that nightmare and you don't doesn't mean you can tell me i never had a problem with alcoholism.

You're just the shitty kind of alcoholic who makes excuses about how you can never quit and how you're somehow destined to live with that shit forever. You aren't. You can recover. Just find your own balance. If the solution to your problem is to not drink anything ever then so be it. It's completely personal. I've had alcohol problems and i can still drink in moderation without going haywire. I'm not saying you're weak for not being able to, it's just the reality you have to deal with.

>>80718799
Fox news is somewhat conservative, it tends to have an towards older viewership. Old people's bodies break down.

>>80718799
Prescription drugs are unbelievably profitable due to being unbelievably expensive, due to government regulation.

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>>80715492
Because I went to one of those places and the best they could do was tell me to " accept a higher power" now for some people I guess that could work, but I couldn't subscribe to that nonsense.

So I went to a real doctor who just gave me Vivatrol shots and I'm good to go.

This thread
https://youtu.be/9dbxPBj4Jp4

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>>80715594
Well he is apparently an Ex addict. Those people are usually the most boring fucking people.

>>80719110
>the National Sleep Foundation
Did this guy just make up an organization just to shill his pillow?

>>80719170
i thought the exact same thing, and yeah he did

>>80719170

Probably. Subway is owned by the "Doctor's Association", making up organizations to fool consumers is par for the course.

>>80717243
thought it said "PAX PRESENTS". jesus christ.

>>80718438
Remember that time her husband pays for both his and her insurance?

IT'S MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW

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>>80715492

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rqZZgVxnCk

I win the thread.

>>80719852

Wrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOCJVYPRJFA

>>80719847
Came here To post this.

>>80719905

God damn that's terrible. How about a great commercial that was targeted towards urban youths?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHnGMV8yOEQ

>>80719852
S C O R C H E R

>>80719974
Jesus

>>80719974
This is fake, right?

>>80719905
>that music
slavery seriously wasn't worth it

>>80719974
fake

>>80719852
>air conditioner commercial got looped on Nickelodeon
why

I remember this whole thing

>>80720040
Nevermind. I re-opened it and watched more than five seconds of it. Fake as shit.

This new Subway commercial is extremely racist against Italians, but I've heard no outrage.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRLaClBTVtk

>>80716074
this one and the other one where she complains she can't read her insurance policy because it's all "blah blah blah". If you can't understand your insurance policy and what it covers you are a literal retard.

>>80715492

>watching ads

>>80718742
>dat APR
Still not as bad as Payday loan companies. Some of them have upwards of 1000% APR.

>>80719852
YOU'LL DO IT NOW

>>80720055
>>80720040
>>80720017

No shit kiddos

>>80720083
Gabagool?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i70kIV8g2N0

>this triggers the /pol/

>>80720184
>conveniently ignores the other posts
Very good troll. You fooled the entire thread. Include me in the screencap for reddit!

>>80718202
Western sky?

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Found it, it wasn't as bad as I thought, but still

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgLMgVq4p_E

>receive $5,000 loan
>you now owe $40,872

>>80720226
Yeah that was it

>>80720224

>t. jamal

>>80720198
Would seriously gas everyone of those hipsters.

>>80719990

COOL
O
O
L

>>80720198
Not really but that chick is a whore. By anyone's standards really.

>>80720083
>racist
you seriously have no idea what this word means

it uses a pop culture stereotype made famous by gangster films

that's it

>>80720255
>jamal
What did he mean by this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWoiykgfuFY

>HOL UP
>You had CANDY for BREAKFAST?

>>80720278
>By anyone's standards really.
I saw people saying a guy shouldn't judge his gf, who'd fucked over a hundred people in college.

But she is, yeah. Also why is she jumping out the window all the time? Just use the door like a regular person.

>>80720252
The government shut them down because they were doing illegal things apparently.

>>80718481
No

I'm 30 and have been driving since 15. Never been in any kind of accident at all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyd51lvu3xw

kek

>>80720421
yeah but this is a woman driver we're talking about here

C E L I N O THE K I N O

..and barnes i guess

https://youtube.com/watch?v=2cfo4Nblmp8

Wtf i hate smoking now?!

>>80720396
She's hiding the fact that she's a roastie race-mixer from her upper-middle class parents, duh.

>>80715598
This.

Also... the jingle for Baby Bottle Bop has been sporadically playing in my head for years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHlvKQwZFSI

the best

>>80719905
There is a great video of some woman twerking to this song. Anybody know it?

>>80720495
did it occur to them that poor people, who are more likely to be minorities, smoke at a higher rate, so tobacco companies get a better return on advertising there?

nah it makes more sense that it's a bunch of white evil racists plotting to hurt minorities with the product they are trying to sell. anti-smoking commercials piss me off with their dishonesty. that's like, their #1 point against tobaco is that the companies did dishonest shit in the past, and they are just lying to people right back. real smart you fucking idiots

https://youtu.be/qjQKFr7PwVg

>my cock when she says "not sorry"

>>80718799
>side effects: blindness
>side effects: death

I think i'll roll the dice with the disease, thanks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcfH0WTKXNk

classic

>>80720522
JUST...

>>80715492
i hate this commercial it always makes me feel guilty even though i've never done any drugs and only drink to compliment food

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Hey listen up, it's Jimmy ova here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZBiPxn-haA

>>80715794
>I was on heroin

>>80721015
Does everyone in New Jersey sound like that?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8k5jjhNxDo

God this shit in late night tv back in the day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=liiMBn_QNsk

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfeVx_bOzdg

We want the Reddit audience.

>>80721233
That archetype does exist in the New York metro area.

1 8 7 7
CARS
FOR
KIDS

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YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO A CASH REWARD

Man in the uk all the PPI bullshit is annoying as fuck

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I don't know which ones are worse. The ones where people rip their skin off to pay for smokes, or the ones that just assault your senses with 2cool4you xD #teen nonsense. What kind of kids are even smoking now? I smoked in HS but stopped because it's a pain in the ass when you're the only one doing it and there's practically nowhere to do it now.

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The radio commercials are worse with that goofy guy singing as well. I'd sink my car to the bottom of the ocean before donating to them.

>>80721366
I'VE DONE MY SENTENCE
BUT COMMITTED NO CRIME

>>80716521
The music in that ad used to freak me the fuck out when I was a lil kiddo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FejJQD5FGg
EATS SPICY GOODNESS, LIKE A BOSS

Does anyone even know someone diagnosed with mesothelioma? It's been advertised nonstop for like 20 years and i've never heard of anyone actually having mesothelioma. Yet there's probably at least one mesothelioma advert playing as i'm typing this.

It's a scam right?

>>80719905
>TNGHT on a Resse's ad
wtf

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syJCTJCFyE8

DECK MY FACE

>>80720495
>dubstep
Terrible music choice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZw87CSV-o4

jesus

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>>80721827
she is super cute

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>>80721685
Isn't that shit caused by asbestos? The government has cracked down HARD on that toxic shit but it used to line the walls of every building. Think about a retired carpenter who used to touch the shit everyday in his job and is in his 80s now. He probably has it.

>>80722336
https://youtu.be/juFfcUbMWsU

I SAID YA BUY ONE, YA GET ONE FREE.

I SAID YA BUY ONE, YA GET ONE FREE!

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I clearly remember seeing a commercial advertising an extremely shitty buttrock compilation cd that came on all the time like 10 years ago but I can't find anything on it. Pretty sure it had Trapt, P.O.D., and Limp Bizkit on it

>>80722524
sounds like a pretty cool album desu

better than the whiny fagcore shit we have today

>>80721323
Jesus fucking christ.

>watching commerials in 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOCJVYPRJFA

This fucking normie nigger music is in so many commercials now, it's as annoying as the vuvuzelas from a few years back, but apparently people went from finding it annoying to appreciating it in music like it's fucking art.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79Nsemb1QWY

>Hey let's try to appeal to white middle class families with some nigger rap about salad

Fucking why

>>80722720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2hmAOM6XRU

In the same vein, this fucking air horn bullshit to appeal to fucking millennial normies who put that shit every 5 seconds in their Youtube videos, who the fuck wants to hear this on tv at fucking 1:00am.

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>>80721323

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxJ6Ux3X3_c

>>80715492
I used to be an addict. Now I'm not.

>>80722937
My name is Michael Westen, i used to be an addict.

GOCOMPARe

>>80720400
Well they were under a different jurisdiction seeing how its on a native reserve

>>80718993
This one is extremely annoying. Thanks for reminding me it exists.

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These new catheters hurt LESS than your old ones

>>80722418
The GOAT advert.

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>>80717062
That's why statistically more women get into car accidents than men, right?

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>did I say there was only one special edition?

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>>80715492
HUUUUUUUUUUUUGE

>>80719852
can someone please post the "why.jpg" version of this meme. I can't find it anywhere... I don't even remember what the sub-text says. Something about big dongs or something?

>>80715492
>watching commercials
>in the year of their lord 2017
I bet you don't even have adblock

If they want me to start watching ads they should start paying me for it

>>80722917
How is this annoying? I actually thought this was a really well-done ad.

NOT HAPPY JAN

>>80718890
How long did that last anon?
How many jobs did you lose?
How many relationships did you lose?

>>80721233
Northern nj yes, southern nj to a lesser extent. Snj has a mix of country and human garbage that moved from south philly.

HI

BILLY MAYS HERE

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>>80721720
holy FUCK I hate these commercials
HURR DURR THEY'RE NOT ACTORS
i have an 08 impala but after she goes im never going to get another chevy again

>>80723876
Maybe 4 years, i married the woman i was with and i never lost my job. I have lots of regrets but that bad part of my life ended 3 years ago.

>>80721470
> Vacation voucher not available in Oregon

>>80715492
OY VEY WE'LL CAUSE YOUR ADDICTION AND CURE IT TOO (for a price)

>>80716476
>It's not like you either not drink at all or go total alcoholic.
well that is how it is form me. I could go 6 months without drinking and then have a bottle for some event, the next thing I know I have been drinking everyday and 2 weeks have passed. only thing that stops me are memories of how bad it used to get and knowledge that it can't go on like this

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>>80723550
i have this

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BONUSES CHARLIE, BONUSES!

>>80725329
Yeah that was kinda my point. It's like that for some people but not for most. That extreme kind of alcoholism isn't the only one out there. It's a spectrum. But they're forcing the either drink all day erryday or not at all on everyone. And that's annoying. For me personally i decided i won't drink hard liquor because if i drink something that's 40% so it's too easy for me to slip up and get too wasted. But i can still drink beer just fine as long as i keep track of my intake.

>>80725520
>Mobiloli credit union

>>80723550
ill check today

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>CAUSE THE DEEEEELS ARE SO GOOD
>555-55-NISSAN
>999-99-NISSAN
>121212-1212-NISSAN
drone strike this place please

Whenever I use spotify without premium

>check out the best (((hip-hop))) for your party, goy!!!

seriously, I have never listened to a single nigger-babble song on my spotify account, stop targeting me with these ads.

ITS GONNA BE HUUUUUUUUUUUUGE new york

>>80725784
Here you get the British Gas ads with the penguin. Only because there's no images it's just someone having a conversation with someone, who only responds in squeaks. Makes it sound like they're mocking a mentally challenged person.

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>>80720156

>>80720083

>no prosciutto

mm'ah quest es fas?!

I hate any commercial depicting niggers as human or white

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cfo4Nblmp8

>Big Tobacco loves diversity!
>They're targeting black people

"Diversity" means diversity, not just "black people". Everyone forgets it though, especially blacks, who think they have priority over other races.

>>80726748
they put it up more there because black people dont give a fuck about their health. jesus how do i not get triggered by these

>>80721440

>the ones that just assault your senses with 2cool4you xD #teen nonsense

These, by far. At least the other ones are low-key. I honestly believe those "hashtags memes and cool shit" commercials were made by the companies in an attempt to make NOT smoking look so uncool people would rush to take it up.

>>80715515
This. It's fun to come home after work and shitpost on a German pastry eating forum and watch stupid shows, all before waking up the next day and doing it all again. The weekends are even funner.

>>80726834

And honestly it's more about low-income looking for ways to dull the pain of being poor and pathetic, not a bunch of big rich whiteys trying to keep da man down.

>>80726748
And the "commercials" they talk about is just stores putting up posters in their windows because they know niggers want to buy cig. It's not billboards or anything. It's like gas stations put up posters for beer and soda for people on the road.

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This annoying cunt.

Set adrift with the timeless pleasures of TUBULAR BELLS!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZJSjrox_2s

>>80723387
>oh my god
>these cupholders are just like a bugatti veyron
>these air conditioner vents are reminiscent of late 60s fiats

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBs455jwb8w

>>80724898

Reason:

Kars4kifs was founded by a rabbi and their proceeds benefit the oorah, an organization dedicated to awakening youth to their Jewish heritage. Since these ads never disclose where the money is going, they've come under fire for misleading donors. Oregon was one of the states that went after them and their attorney general prohibited the "free vacation" offer because it's an invite to a timeshare sales meeting

>>80721213
>it was oxys for me

>>80717243
Are you talking to me? My name is also Pax Prentiss

>>80717062
She commits so many logical fallacies; it enrages me


Just because she didn't get into a crash in the last 6 months doesn't mean (a) she's a good driver and (b) men aren't superior drivers

>WE COVERED THIS SCREEN DOOR IN FLEX SEAL AND GLUED IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS BOAT. AFTER A DAY ON THE WATER, THE INSIDE IS COMPLETELY DRY! WOOHOO!

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>>80729909
>that part where he zips away

>>80729909
>water
>not WORTER

>>80723421
You /518/ pham?


I'm from Lake George and used to see these commercials all the time.

>>80720286
This. Plus Italians generally aren't whiney little victims like blacks so they don't give a fuck

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>Don't mind me officer. Just insepecting my club here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncjYnLgxyCI

I actually want the awful opera singers back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwkye9DAMy4

>>80721323
Yeah, you win.

>>80718706
That's kind of a "no true Scottsman" type fallacy. Even so, it's probably not a good idea to drink, even moderately, if you've had bad problems in the past.

>>80720286
I'll bear that in mind next time I see a grape soda ad filled with ghetto niggers.

Oh right, that doesn't happen because the browns are of a protected class and it's "racist" to point out stereotypes within those communities.

Neck yourself by your polka dot suspenders, faggot cuck.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UB8--PFAJDE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgUqmKQ9Lrg

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZJSjrox_2s


>Turn on Nick in the morning before school
>Greeted to AOHAHAH OH AAA

T-Thanks

>>80724189
Too soon.

>>80730757
DUDE CRIPPLED PEOPLE LMAO

>>80715492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_Mcgdq3CUA

Look at the fucking amount of likes. Look at them.

>it's Christmas time
>This comes on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE8CJwXSPRs


Best holiday Commerical

>>80731210
Fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFhNe8Q6Glc

>>80731311
I legit hate both of their attitudes and faces.

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>Its a teenager drives off to college while the parent watches car commercial episode

>lighthearted I take to the open road

it's just a car you crazy nigger shut up

>>80715492
CLAP ON *CLAP CLAP*
CLAP OFF *CLAP CLAP*

Anything involving people my age or younger in a new car going on a road trip to party or something makes me want to kill myself. I know thats my own shit but still. I hate cable. But I hate netflix too.

>>80717485
look up DNA microchimerism

>>80718438
>further proving that women are retarded because they don't understand statistics

>>80718438
>be man
>never had an accident

It's so weird


Since tv shows and movies are so easily rewatchable in today's society we don't really associate them with a period of our lives, but commercials are so short lived they feel so noatalgiac

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>>80715870
Holy shit the way he says that line...

>>80730757
would fuck the red head but not the midget

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>>80719905
Oh, lord! This has to be in the top 5 worst commercials of ALL time! Fuck, that shit needs to be banned!

>>80732262
It's not only you, I posted >>80720198 and there's just something so annoying about people that age having "fake fun". Only a 70 IQ normie could actually be like that. Like that new car commercial, forget which one, where they stop next to a deer and a currynigger his friends to keep quiet in the most exaggerated unrealistic way so they don't scare it away. Fucking thing pisses me off.

>>80733449
Tells his friends*

>>80722524
Sounds like Buzz Ballads desu

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>>80730745
you're the one that sounds like a faggot cuck, friend

>>80719852
RIP sears

>>80729909
the thread is about annoying commericals, not kinommercials

>>80721440
I'll have you know that tobacco companies make MONEY when you buy cigarettes. Stop smoking now.

>>80727343
yea wtf does she have downs? fucking hate that bitch

>>80729233
I don't believe a jewish person would do that.

>>80719905
Heres the full "song".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtgZb0uGUGI

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I tried being an alcholic once but I ended up only drinkin one beer every night because it was so tiresome walking over to the fridge and getting another one while being on my computer.

>>80731210
I think the jew is really cute

>LARRY H PARKER
>DIABEETUS
>CLOSET WORLD
>that empire song with the number as the jingle
>those devry and ITT tech commercials (one the girls ended up doing porn lol)

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DUDE CIGARETTES ARE RACIST LMAO

adult swim really needs to stop running these fucking things

>>80717246
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJl0XuDKSjc

>>80730866
Found this CD in the local thrift store. It's fucking amazing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5Mf2mp6fms
SPOOKED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjpHzLYHkwA
DERU DERU

watching (((tv)))

>>80727645
>X-Files Theme
by
>DJ Dado

holy kek

>>80736645
I've actually got this song on a vinyl single.

>>80730487

jesus this is something from a T&E sketch?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eSVa6sqz0g

1 877 KARS FOR KIDS

K A R S KARS FOR KIDS

>>80721470
I would rather burn my car than give it to them.
Largely just out of spite for the fact that they are specifically for only Jewish children but don't tell you.

>>80716074
"I drove my brand new car into a tree, why did my rates go up?"

IF YOU OR YOUR LOVED ONE USED A TRANS VAGINAL MESH IN THE LAST 5 YEARS YOU MAY BE ENTITLED TO COMPENSATION

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>>80732380
>Tfw I had one once
I feel great shame for it. I bumped the back of sombody turning onto another road, saw him start going and then didn't look again to notice that he had actually stopped again.
It was only a cracked bumper, but it still really bothers me.

>>80720271

H3H3 approved

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>>80727645
>Crockett's Theme
Damn that's a pretty based collection

>>80720252
>Get a loan to pay off a payday advance

Now im a retard that doesnt understand finances but that doesn't seem right

>>80720083

>capicolla
>not gabagool

fucking plebs

>>80718993
Awwwwwwwwwww Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah Boiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Is3icfcbmbs

no one posted it yet? shame

>>80739310
In their 30 second spots, they say
>HEAD ON, apply directly to the forehead
at least a dozen times. Shit is unreal.