>YEAH DUDE! TOTALLY RAD BRO I'M A MIDGET LMAO!

>>80713682
HAHA YEAH DUDE

Fuck off. Wee Man is more based than anyone on this board

Best Jackass?
Worst Jackass?

Bam doesn't count for worst. It's too easy.

>>80713682
Which episode was that? I don't remember him ever saying anything like that.

DUDE MIDGETS LMAO

>>80713754
best: Raab Himself
worst: Bam Margera (he counts, dumb namefag)

Bam was always the whiniest pussy, he did genuinely retarded shit to others like dropkicked people in the head but when he had to endure something he would cry and whine like the smallest bitch in the world

>>80713754
Best is Johnny

Worst besides Bam is I guess Aaron, but thats just mostly due to hes in shit stunts(besides terrorist taxi ofc)

>>80713754

Best: Knoxville
Worst other than Bam: Aaron

>>80713885
this guy gets it.

if you don't admit knoxville is the best you're a pleb, other guys were great but knoxville was made of fucking steel and was also really likable

for everyone saying bam is the worst, did you even watch cky?

>>80713754
Best is Pontius or Knoxville
Worst is England

>>80713754
best is johnny no doubt
could take a joke, a beating and was brimming with pure love for dumb fun

worst is dave england
there's not much fun in poop to be honest

>>80713754

Pontius is best, Dave was worst other than Bam

dirty sanchez > jackass

>>80713986
post a picture of your heartagram tattoo

>>80713754
Top 3 Jackasses are Johnny, Steve-O and Pontius

Worst 3 are Bam, Dave England and Danger Ehren

>>80713885
Aaron was just an ordinary dude in the older skits. The fame drove him nuts. He didn't know how to handle it

>>80714012
Did Dave England ever do anything other than intentionally shit himself occasionally?

>>80713865
he also gave us viva la bam which was great entertainment so suck a dick redditor

easily above the nobodys like ehren and dave

>>80714355
The vomlette was pretty funny

>>80713682
there is only one patrician choice:

DiCamillo

>>80714375
we're still waiting for that pic of your heartagram tattoo

>>80714145
Nah, that was the contrarian high school opinion. At the end of the day jackass has great production (for what it was), good cast and GOAT soundtrack.

>>80713682
Didn't he die from trying to stop a bowling ball with his head?

>>80714355
The double face kick he did on Bam was pretty badass

>>80713754
pontius and knoxville tied first, england last.

preston is easily the worst

DUDE I'M FAT LMAO

>>80714429
redito-kun, prease, you can not stay

>>80714355
vomlette

>>80714723
get fucked, Jackass is the patrician choice

>>80714808
+1

>>80713754
Will I get crucified if I say I honestly thought Dunn was the worst other than Bam? He seemed cool, but other than the toy car (which was kino) he never really made me laugh.

Pontius was best.

>>80714808
not when compared to dirty sanchez

>>80713752
Nah he's shit and he's a midget. You sound like a fag

>>80713754
What's wrong with Bam?

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ITT Forgotten Jackasses

>>80714881
Bam is a little bitch who love to dish it out and fuck with people, but gets all butthurt and pissy and literally cries when they do it back to him.

>>80714844
Dirty Sanchez had more shocking stunts, and I guess Dainton and Pritchard banter was great, but it was just that. Jackass had more production value and artistic merit, it felt more like a daredevil show instead of just reckless adults being reckless.

Maybe because internet has way worse content or stunts, something like Jackass feels more unique.

>>80714881
>I've literally never watched more than 30 seconds of any form of Jackass branded media

>>80714940
Has he ever cried except for snakes stuff?
It's not even the weirdest fear in the show (mustard guy)

>>80713754
>best
Johnny + bam combo. Bam crying and knoxville laughing
>worst
Dave england. Name one good thing he's done besides the noise he made in fire house rodeo. Aaron is at least funny to see shit on

>>80715013
I mean, I can't say you're wrong considering Jackass is shit. I kinda liked Viva la Bam the few times I watched it. Then again I was a faggy teenager cunt who thought it was hilarious that he always fucked with his parents.

>>80713754
Dave England made me laugh the hardest because of that incoherent whimpering he does when he's in pain.

>>80715038
Kicking bam in the face

>>80714999
>artistic merit

Jackass was great and way better than Dirty Sanchez but come on

>>80714881
Had the money and good ideas for stunts, but he was really weak compared to the rest of the cast. To be fair, topping Knoxville, Pontius and Steve-O is a hard task.

>>80714832
Did you watch the show? All of Dunn's best stuff is in the show

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What was the grossest stunt? I can see the shit ones no problem, but the fat guy sweat cocktail literally made me puke.

>>80715071
For what it was m8. Tremaine isn't as cheap as some people think, and having Spike Jonze as a guest can help you a little.

>>80715087
Thats why you gotta find your niche.
Dave shit himself a lot
Aaron was the one who always got injured/broke his teeth
Wee-man/Preston doing the big fat guy and midget shenanigans
Dunn would be up for basically anything with a little convincing
Bam was just a cry baby who like to shit on others but hated when the joke was on him

>>80714832
The toy car one seems so tame now a days

>>80715087
He couldn't even best Knoxville in his OWN show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4c3yXx1O-Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2B4XXWVdEM

>>80714902
>period blood

>>80714999
Trips>dubs
Jackass confirmed for best show

>>80715119
paper cuts.

>>80715119
As someone who has had Wasabi before, the wasabi line snort was hard to watch.
That really had to fucking hurt.

>>80715164
his niche was terrorizing his parents and don vito

>>80715029
On the 24 hour mtv live jackass thing bam and Preston almost got into a huge fight and Preston left for a bit then came back and did something to bam and he cried

>>80713754
Best: Bam

Worst: viva la bam Bam

>>80715219
if there ever was an official jackass tier/power rankings, Bam's parents+don vito should be above Bam.

>>80715172
>Sean Penn just chillin in a lawn-chair as Bam pours green paint all over a car and smashes it up

Why?

>>80715302
Problem with that is that Phil April and Don Vitos reactions were funnier than Bam himself

>>80715468
I meant above as in higher (with a better ranking) than Bam.

>>80715172
i know right, the good viva la bam episodes were the ones carried by people other than bam, like the scavenger hunt.

I haven't heard anything about Dunn in the longest time. I guess everyone just forgot about him since he hasn't done anything noteworthy in years.

>>80715523
Try searching for Ryan "Well" Dunn

>>80713682
Minority comedians suck
9/10 of his joke are midget shit.

>>80715523
Jackass 4: We're Not Dunn Yet

I remember some MTV special with the Jackass crew. This little fucker had a scene during the night where he deliberately took out a can of Monster Energy and said something like "Oh dude I need an energy drink, because I'm so tired." and hold the can right into the camera. What a stupid faggot.

>>80715314
In addition to being a prank it was also a modern art piece. Truly kino

>>80714294
Pure truth.

>>80713754
Knoxville and Pontius are the best.
Preston was the worst.

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>>80713682

Say what you will about his Jackass stuff, but it worked out pretty well for him in the long-run.

It may not have been the most dignified way to climb up the ladder, but it was definitely a stepping stone in his career, and I'm pretty sure without the exposure it got him he wouldn't be in GoT now, and even though /tv/ loves to hate on GoT I think he's one of the best characters on the show.

So good for him, I guess.

>>80713682
laughed so hard I woke up my midget family, thanks op

name one cooler midget then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxgLLGmLL0Q

>>80716115
I'm also surprised he didn't get an oscar nomination for his role on My, Myself and Irene, he basically did the whole RDJ's Tropic Thunder thing.

>>80715201
>As someone who has had Wasabi before

lmao pls fuck off reddit jesus christ.

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>where's the card throwing machine

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>BAM WHADCHU DOIN A ME OFF YOU GET OUT YOU YOU HITTIN ME ILL FUCK YOUR KIDS

What did he mean by this?

>>80716246
pure unadulterated kino

>>80714294
This here.

>>80716296

Ravioli Ravioli I'll pud benis in loli

>>80716246
one of the best scenes for sure

>>80715579
>dude im a midget and when I fuck chicks it ain't Willy Wonka starts playing

>>80715314
Sean's son was a Bam fan.

>>80714902
>OMG MUSTARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
He sucked.

>>80716696
He was right about mustard AND period blood.

>>80716765
wait, what?
I get thinking periods blood is disgusting, but what's wrong with mustard?
has he ever explained it?

>>80716931
Well the foul smell and disgusting taste for one.

Wee man can be argued as the worst jackass He literally never does anything dangerous or funny Everything is just a play off his height which gets really old

>>80713754
worst is the fat one
he's never done anything funny
the only reason he's there so the american audience can empathize

>>80713682
I met him once over 15 years ago at the opening of a skate park. He was pretty cool, and he was with 2 hot normal sized chicks.

Did they hold auditions for all the midgets who already drink piss for a living?

>>80717892
I think Wee Man was friends with all the skaters Tremaine knew.

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>>80715172

I suppose he should've just stayed at home and collected disability or killed himself

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>>80713682
>Best tier
Johnny Knoxville
Chris Pontius

>High Tier
Steve-O
Dunn

>Mid tier
Wee man

>Low tier
England

>Shit tier
Bam

>>80715201
Lmao fag

>>80718173
he couldn't handle the bantz

>>80713682
Fuck you. Weeman is a good guy.

>>80715201
you've had wasabi before?!?!?!?!??? no fucking waaaayyyyyy!!!

>>80714465
No he owns a Chronic Tacos Franchise

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>>80715201
>As someone who has had Wasabi before

>>80718589
100% correct

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>>80715201
>as someone who has had wasabi before

>>80716245
>>80718665
>>80718752
>>80718848
>>80719013
me

>>80716958
Which one?

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>all these Gen Y'ers hating on Bam

he literally invented Jackass you fucking newfags

he and Ryan Dunn, Dicamillo, and the rest of the Pennsylvania gang created the early format of Jackass with CKY. Sure you had Steve-O jumping off of roofs in college but that wasn't what made Jackass Jackass. What made Jackass Jackass was stuffing toy cars up your butt or swimming in open sewers with Bam laughing his ass off and flinging shit at the crew.

Knoxville and the rest of the Califags (Steve-O, pontius etc) just piggybacked off of the East group's idea. Yes, they made it successful beyond Bam's wildest dreams but without Bam, you really have no Jackass

>>80719300
Go to bed Bam

No mention of decamillo? He was a reallly funny dude, his freestyles were amazing

He did this rap where he puts on an English accent and raps about how he "hasn't seen a hamburger for so long", which to me is 10/10 yank humour

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>>80719362

>I was born in 1996 and my first Jackass was Jackass 3D: the post

>>80719300
Not really true, without Jeff Tremaine Jackass wouldn't have been Jackass.

Jackass was more than just guys doing stunts, an idea that pretty much everyone had since the arrival of the handheld camera. Yes, Bam was important, as he had the money; but without Tremaine, Knoxville, Pontius and Steve-O the show wouldn't have been what it was.

>>80719552
Seriously, go to bed Bam

Dave Englands dope hes easily the most athletic one

Midget women are really ho when they have a good face

>>80719574

>Jackass was more than just guys doing stunts

exactly my point. If you watch the Steve-O documentary or any interviews, you'd know that the Westies weren't really doing anything close to Jackass. The closest thing was Knoxville pepper spraying himself in his backyard or Steve-O doing gymnastics at frat parties.

Meanwhile you had Bam and his gang filming material that was essentially Jackass but called something else.

>>80719663
hot*

>>80719717
You really need to take bans cock out of your mouth, he has more failed projects than successful, and those were from everyone else involved. Every creative thing he's tried he's sucked at, and riding around on a board with wheels isn't the pinnacle of creative endeavor. He's a lazy alcoholic with anger issues that was occasionally amusing, he's not someone with actual "talent"
It's really easy to tell who got his dumb tattoos because they endlessly defend him, and when they get called out, they channel him and get all pissy.
Seriously fuck Jim and fuck his fans more.
>but h-he made element popular
Yeah a bunch of non-skaters wearing brand. How cool.

>>80714012
this

>>80714355
The yellow snowcone, vomlette, he ate horseshit, the one where he attaches a leech to his one testicle is pretty good (though Steve-O attaches one to his eye, the madman). The one where he goes into a whitware store and takes a shit in one of their toilets on display is fucking hilarious.

at least we all agree wildboyz was their only good post-jackass show

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>>80719300
>all the best Jackasses are west-coasters

>>80719717
Bam was basically doing what the Dirty Sanchez crew did, nothing special. Tremaine was the one that brought the whole "show" format.

>>80714023
>there's not much fun in poop to be honest
I wholeheartedly disagree with this statement.

>>80719966
SWALLOW IT NIGGA

>>80714294
Replace England with Preston, and you got yourself a deal buddy.

He was on JRE and seemed cool enough

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aZ6mcKQwRQ

>>80716245
>>80718665
>>80718752
>>80718848
>>80719013
me btw

>>80715201
Fucking weeb

>>80714404
this

>bam
>i will now stick these beads in my ass and fly a kite
>i will now rocket a dildo up my butt
>i will now put a dildo on a carival game and fly the dildo up my butt
>i will now brand a penis to my butt
>watch me cry at everything
Couldnt stand bam.

Pontius has always been my favorite and honestly i got more laughs out of Wild Boyz than i did most of the kackass stuff.

>>80719904
Hey, mongoloid, where do you get the nerve to try and call someone else a loser? You'll never amount to 0.1% of that lazy alcoholic. Just fucking kill yourself, you mentally ill piece of shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJKOQ2fdfzM

brandon dicamillo shits on all of them

>>80720918
Go eat a dildo Bam

>>80718589

>forgotten tier

Danger ehren

ville vallo and tony hawk were good guests tbqh

>>80721111
>quads
You have to eat that dildo Bam

Love the fact that they still seem to hangout with eachother, but wth is up with pontius? He seems a bit slow?

https://youtu.be/5_gjeX30QEE

>>80716076

Objectively correct

>>80721383
wew he seems kind of retarded. Must be years of head trauma and drug abuse.

I remember when Jackass became an epidemic and people were recreating the stunts or at least trying and submitting their shit to MTV.

>>80720099
I concur, good sir!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctnH_LvhKgE

Just posting the best ending.

>>80714902
he reminds me of this creepy af guy who wears metallica shirts and goes to the mall to watch underaged girls in my city
spitting image

>>80721383
hes always been like that

>>80713682
wee man is fucking awesome. OP is either a muslim or negro

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>>80713682

>>80722170
>that fat guy in old band shirts and sweat pants that stands too close watching the girls play ddr

>>80713754

Best is Pontius

Worst is Erin or Dave

>>80718812
it's closed down.

>>80718589

i dont get all the hate for dave england.

>>80718589
bam got away with the easier stuff because he was signed to toy machine and during his transition to element he created cky 1. during this time big brother magazine was releasing footage and magz etc. tremaine who films these mtv style shows filmed for big brother magazine ( like an old school thrasher ) pretty sure jason lee skated for them.

wee man worked an office job for them but landed skate footage for big brother cause he's a rad skater. knoxville started off with big brother magazine via tested armour equipment or some shit.

bam gets away with a lot of shit because he is a founding father and pro skater for a few years before.

knoxville is fucking rad because he takes it to the next limit while still landing cameos and acting roles and probably has greater success to bam but still gives it his all.

bam hate is retarded. he isn't the greatest but he is great

>>80714294
Literally this

>>80713754
Dunn
Preston

Preston always acts like a complete cunt and never does anything good. The only parts where he's decent is where they thought they actually killed him.

>>80724131
doesnt change the fact he is a complete asshole portraying himself as an even bigger asshole on his show.

Do you guys think a Jackass 4 would work these days?

All of them are pretty old already and Bam would really have to massively lose weight.

>>80716246
>when the camera moves to the guys behind the camera where literally everyone is dying of laughter

That fucking killed my sides

>>80724338
not denying he was cunt. some cky guys were hilarious but they were paid to be the on the receiving end of things considering they didn't have a side gig.

>>80721383
his eyes are darting and hes twitching, can't find the right words to say
he's on some shit, probably the only way he can cope after the massive downfall they've all had (besides knoxville)

>>80724745
>besides knoxville

Knoxville hasn't made anything after Jackass either.

>>80724772
i mean, his success can be measured as like a c list movie star while the rest aren't even measured

>>80724772
Knoxville got to work with Arnie and Jackie. That's a literal fucking dream.

>that skit where Steve o slices his tongue with a broken lightbulb, eats some of the glass, pours salt on his tongue then takes a shot of tequila

>that skit where Steve o gets pissed on by a fat black prostitute

>>80725023
>that skit where Steve-O puts a fucking huge eel on his eyeball

The riot claymore is still the best thing they've put out

You can smell the fear

>>80714355
Kicking Bam right on the face

>>80715119
The horse semen drink

>that episode of viva la bam where everybody on the commentary track is talking about how dunn is such a terrible driver and that's how he's gonna kill himself one day
>also he drinks too much

>>80714940
But that makes for great entertainment.

>>80722170
Always knew Metallica fans were faggots. Iron Maiden's where it's at, son.

>>80714832
Dunn was easily in the top stuntwise

>>80724830
Skip Trace wasn't terrible, but it was definitely made for an Asian audience. I still haven't seen the Arnold one. Is it any good?

>>80722366
Did she die

>>80718589
>forgotten tier
Ehren

Steve-O was the best Jackass

>>80725823
he died doing what he loved. getting hammered and driving ridiculous speeds while hammed

ehren probably has the best gag in the history of jackass with the terrorist pube beard.

>>80726595
It's not great. Very predictable. Hits all the notes you expect from an action-comedy. But I got a few chuckles out of it and I love Arnie, so I was happy enough.

>>80722996
man he's not even fat
quite lanky and thin and looks like he'd play in a metallica cover band
i see him in random places sometimes and it just makes me shiver

The best two are Steve-O and Chris. And yeah wildboys is better than jackass

>>80724503
It could work, but it's better if they leave it. More Tremaine/Jonze/Knoxville collaborations would be cool tho.

>>80726275
THIS

>>80713754
>>80713865
best: dicamillo
worst: preston

>>80726275
>metallica fans are faggots, i'd rather pick the fedora's option
metal fags in general

>>80727487
fagtallica is fedora as fuck

>>80727525
no shit, all metal is fedora as fuck

metal fans are the worst

How is "little person" less offensive than midget?

>>80727566
they literally eat their own. it's like gangsta rap for white people

>>80727616
as if rap wasn't white enough

>>80727487
atleast metal isn't designed to homosexualise the viewer

>>80727758
>what is blackgaze?

Best is DiCo. Worst is Preston.

Honorable mentions to Mike Holman because Im friends with his brother.

>>80727814
black gays is for numales

>>80727936
piss off you down low mother fucker. everything that blacks do radiate fgay

>>80721109
My friends and I used to listen to this non fucking stop.
Goddamn it still makes me laugh

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>>80727758

>>80727410

This guy gets it.

>>80713682
Man I actually had a dream last night that Jackass got together for a fourth film, and that Bam was on top of his shit again.

>>80713986
Motherfucking this. Bam is a god

>>80727758
oh yeah nothing gay about a bunch of skinny long haired boys dressing in womens clothes playing guitars and singing in high pitched squeals.

80s metal is the gayest genre of music to ever exist.

>>80713754

Best: Pontius, Steve-O, Knoxville

Worst: Bam, Aaron McHeyhey, Dave England

>>80724131
We are still waiting on that Heartagram Tattoo.

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>>80713754
CKY is superior.
I rewatched them for the first time in years, a few weeks ago. I forgot that Jackass was just a carbon copy of CKY, right down to their names appearing beside them when scenes start. I shit on Bam alot, but he was actually great at one point in time. Then he turned into a bitch, the rest is history!

>>80713682
GETTIN M U F F E D U P P DUDES

>>80721109
Mah nigga! I still know every word, he is a fucking comedic genius.

>>80716296
SCALLOPINI BAM

RIP

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>"There is a packing order. There's the cast of jackass and then there's danger ehren!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1itLwC4DWY&t=418s

Vito was fucking hilarious when he would talk softly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVFCOGj4w_o

>>80720022
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>mfw remembering Armond White's positive Jackass 3D review

>Jackass auteur Jeff Tremaine

>>80713754

best DICKO

worst Bam

SUSHI FISH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhQ1QvwOeAk

>>80715201
>As someone who has had Wasabi before
What was it like? I've always heard of this stuff but never knew anyone who's actually done it.

>>80722366
I had that dvd as an early teen

I don't remember that girls name right now, bu I do remember her being fine as F U C K

>>80713754
Best: Steve O

Worst: brendan novak

>>80713754
Best: That guy who lost his leg in a stunt Dave England?
Worst: Raab himself

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>>80733270
>raab last

>>80729699
This

I still get confused at the part when they squirt mustard at Rake too, he FREAKS out like an autist.

>>80734324
Dico mentioned one time they were out eating and he had some mustard on his plate as far away from rake as possible and he was still bitching. Dude is autistic as fuck. No wonder he's a chemist.

>>80713754
Best: Brandon DiCamillo
Worst: Preston Lacy

>>80715182
Ohh fuck this, just thinking about it makes me cringe

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>>80713682
This is now a superior CKY thread, jackass discussion will continue on reddit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4pfZzck-GQ

>>80725110
I think it was a leech

reading about all this cut shit is crazy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CKY_(video_series)

>>80715201
Dude are you fucking serious? How the hell did you get ahold of some wasabi? (am i pronouncing it right?)

>>80715201
As someone who's actrully snorted wasabi before, your a soft-cock pussy

>god tier
dunn

>great tier
knoxville
steve-o

>good tier
pontius

>underrated tier
ehern
england

>meh tier
preston
wee man

>shit tier
bam