AHHHHHHHHHH MUG LEGGGS

>>80705832
>diet coke on the table

Jesus Christ

You have only one choice

1) Lick Amy Schumer's sweaty armpit
2) Lick one of his "crusties"

>>80706187
I'd tongue Amy's arsehole before I went near that. And enjoy it. Probably

>>80706153
It's 0 calories that's why.

why don't they just suck his skeleton and organs out, rewrap it and discard the rest?

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>>80706153
>mfw normalfags tell me soda is bad
>they also say DUDE CALORIES IN CALORIES OUT LMAO
>drink diet coke all the time
What now, normalcuck?

>>80706187
I'd let Amy sit on my face before I even touch that dude.

>>80706153
that's coke zero

>>80706187
I would literally let amy shit in my mouth before I even looked at that guy in person.

>>80706434
>>80706669
coke zero is totally healthy right guys

>>80706187
I'd let Amy tie me up and shove her asshole in my face before touching that.

>>80706233
>>80706633
>>80706677
Impressive. Very nice.

>>80706620
>what are empty calories

enjoy death

>>80706620
Nigger you can become fat eating nothing but vegetables, the trick is to maintain your caloric intake.

>>80705832
>someone takes care of this guy daily
I both admire their will and pity them.

>>80705832
Feel sorry for the nurses that have to put all with this shit and finally

>DUDE PAY FOR MY HEALTHCARE LMAO

>>80706858
>something with no calories is "empty calories"
It's bad for you for other reasons, for sure, but what you said is still retarded.

>>80706620
soda has carcingens in ti

>>80707833
since when do carcinogens make you fat though?