>i heard they recently decided to add more HOPS!

>>80705076
FUCK MY LIFE

kek. gud thred

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>sir did you do this

So Jesse wanted me to tell you you're a fucking faggot and you're not invited to his grad party

I once arrested a man-lady who was legally named "Phuck".

DUDE SEX LMAO

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>so we have an african jew wearing a hoodie

>>80705172
I HAVE A GODDAMN, VETERINARIAN EXAM IN THE MORNING.

>They didn't make a Superbad sequel where they're in college before 2010.

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>we arrested a man lady who was legally named phuck

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>kinda looked like eminem
>so he was circular

>>80705264
NO, MARSHALL. MATHERS. THE RAPPER

>no i look like a cop

>>80705076

It's you! McMuffin!

>>80705217
>we should be guiding his cock not blocking it

>>80705376
Lmao

FUNNY THING ABOUT MY BACK JULES IS THAT ITS LOCATED ON MY COCK

I'M NEVER IN MY LIFE GONNA MAKE TIRAMISU, GIMME A FUCKING BREAK. SORRY.

i just drew pictures of dicks

>>80705421
Oh, like nuts...yeah, that's funny...fuckin' funny joke...heh that's fuckin' funny...

...can't believe that...

>So I gotta sit here and eat my dessert alone like I'm fuckin' Steven Glansberg?

my sides were no longer sides when they cut to him eating alone

>>80705467
The joke didn't land in the movie

fuck this movie is comfy

>>80705465
dicks? like a man dick

>>80705558
at least you got to suck your dad's dick

>>80705196
sounds like someone has an exam tomorrow

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>>80705264

>can you guys answer me?

that was too real

>>80705618
Fogel was probably the realest depiction of a 2000s nerdy kid I've ever seen (apart from him almost getting laid in the end)

>>80705667
chicka chicka yeah....fake id...ye...

>i gotta get a glimpse of these warlocks

I am the law

>>80705689
Are you ok?

>rewatch superbad
>quit watching right before they wake up to go shopping at the mall

The movie just gets too depressing at the end. Before that though it's comfy as hell.

>>80705772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9CScOFfCM4

>>80705804
Agreed.
The last 15 minutes is a strange homo romantic comedy.

>>80705804
depressing? the mall ending is cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1RyZpIlZPs

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fucking love this movie! also the ending was cute u fucking nerds.