The Defenders

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>Final episode of Netflix presents Disney's Marvel's Schrodingers MCU's The Defenders
>Daredevil incoherently screaming at random civilians as he beats the shit out of a single ninja
>Iron Fist sits behind a taxi cab getting triggered
>Luke Cage is too busy ramming every female character besides Sigourney Weaver with his gargantuan 2 inch black pecker to actually fight
>He cums all over their faces as a metaphor of race relations
>Jessica Jones is too busy drinking to care about getting blacked or fighting The Hand.
>The Punisher is in his own show giving Karen Page the CASTLE
>The crescendo of the fight approches as Daredevil continues to beat one ninja beyond the suspension of disbelief in regards to his non lethal methodology.
>He turns to Luke
>"COME ON, WE HAVE TO STOP THE HAND!"
>"Did you just call me a nigger? Allow me to deliver unto you the untold story of the struggle my people have faced over these long decades of abuse at the hands of the white man--"
>He turns to Jessica
>"COME ON, WE HAVE TO STOP THE HAND!"
>Jessica casually walks over to Luke and lies on the ground and spreads her legs without sayng a word but while downing her 17th bottle of jack daniels that episode, barely conscious enough to sign her sexual consent forms
>He turns to Iron Fist
>"COME ON, WE HAVE TO STOP THE HAND!"
>"I UH-- I UH-- MOMMY I UH-- MOMMY--" *punches a gook* "I UH-- I UH-- P-PLANE? I UH-- MOMMY I UH---" *deletes twitter* "D-DONKEY M-MEAT I UH--"
>Casually removing himself from the bloody chunky remnants of the Ninjas skull, confident in his moral religious purity, Daredevil becomes overwhelmed by the impossibility of this task of defeating another 30 hallway Ninjas to punch Sigourney Weaver in the face
>All hope is lost
>Suddenly, another hero arrives
>"They call me Ghost Rider. I am summoned when innocent blood is shed... and you have shed much innocent blood. Do you dare face the agony of those you have slain?
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