DIG IT UP OH OHHH DIG IT

>>80696156
WITH TWO SUITS TWO TOKENS IN HAND
I GOT NO RESPECT 'CUZ I'M THE NEW MAN

Sigourney Weaver tho mmmmmmm

>>80696243
GOT MY SHOVEL, SHOES FULL OF SAND
CHECK OUT THE TAG, THE NAME'S CAVEMAN
UH

YO CAVEMAN

Even Stevens best role. I dont care for him now with HIMYM bs he is doing these days

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SHE WILL NOT DIVIDE US

>>80696301
Look, she's nice and all, but next to Patricia Arquette??

shia lebouf was molested on the set of holes by henry winkler and signory weaver

FUN FACT: the original line in the rap was 'give up them holes, shia, give up them holes, oh"

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I can fix that.

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>>80696623

>>80697130
niggers btfo

>>80697130
Sploosh

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YOU KNOW WHY YOU'RE DIGGING HOLES?

>>80697490
BUILDING CHARACTER *spits sunflower seed*

>>80697490
cause it's fun

>>80697490
Is it because it's a traditional Girl Scouts activity?

>>80697130
>this BTFO the white boi

>>80697490
I THINK I LOOK PURTY

>>80697130
Childhood is rooting for the black man

Adulthood is realizing the townsfolks were right

>>80696410
EXCUSE ME?

>>80697490
Once upon a time there was a beautiful place where it never rained

The end.

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>>80697657
>Adulthood is realizing the townsfolks were right

>>80697490
>>80697130
>>80696410
Who was in the wrong here?

>>80697756
The no-good, pig-stealing great great grandfather.

OH SINNERS LET'S GO DOWN, LET'S GO DOWN

Fucking still stuck in my head

>>80697745
He knew exactly what he was getting into.

>>80697819
does not make the townsfolk right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=no0Q92S-k0g

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>>80697794
You and your family will be cursed for always and eternityyyyyyyyy

is holesposting a new thing?

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>>80697841
Interracial relationships and breeding should be a crime justified by death or life in prison. You can't deny this.

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>>80697927
Not biting that one mate.

Holes in kino.

>>80697927
*Slices you with fingernails*

>>80697960
is*
nb

This movie really had a great soundtrack

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>>80697949
I'm not a racist. I just believe in the preservation of race and ethnicities.

The onion seller sinned and deserved what he got.

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*blocks your path*

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>>80698070
*dodge*
But seriously, how the fuck does this protect you?

>>80698104
Lizards don't like the smell

>>80698070
*sits in a hole*

>>80698104
>how the fuck does this protect you?
Eat a bunch of onions, smell like onions

the lizards didnt like onions and refused to bite

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>>80697910
T-the d-duck may swim on t-the lake, but my daddy o-owns the lake

>>80698139
>>80698123
I refuse to believe this actually works irl

>>80698168
Well they dont exist anyway so, you're sort of right

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>>80696469
>I can fix that
BLACKED

>>80698168
Those lizards aren't real.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-MHXtjR7Hk

What I love about Holes is that it's so fucking good that the BLACKEDposters and racebaiters don't completely dominate the conversation.

I got a story for you girl scouts. Once upon a time there was a magical board where it never dubbed. THE END. pfttt

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>>80698247
I love that the movie follows the book pretty damn well

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I wonder if rotten peaches tastes as good as it sounds

>look up holes on thepiratebay
>every torrent is a porno
welp time to fap

Holes threads are always the best threads.

>>80698041
>Killing the donkey
What a bunch of dicks.

>>80698292
It's a pretty fuckin' weighty book for something aimed at kids too. I didn't even pick up on how everything sorta paralleled until much later in my life.

Also did reading fiction feel a lot comfier when anyone else was a kid/Borders Bookstores still existed?

>>80698296
this movie gave me such a goddamn craving for peaches when watching it

and also the desire to bite into an onion

>>80696156
OH SINNERS LETS GO DOWN LETS GO DOWN

>>80698384
I still enjoy reading, I just don'y have as much time as I did in the past. I love browsing through bookstores, be it Barnes & Nobles or a local store.

>>80696304
ARM
PI TO THE T

>>80696410
>tfw this is the source of my MILF/femdom fetish

>>80696156
Wait, I always thought it was DIGGING UP A HOLE, DIG IT

i swear they tried to play this movie at least 20 different times during high school classes

>>80698827
Goddamn I wish they played this movie when I was in high school

>>80698168
Eat a lot of garlic. Mosquitos don't like you.

WAYSIDE STORIES MINISERIES FUCKING WHEN????

anyone else feel bad for the warden? she ran a pretty decent camp for rehabilitating criminals and dedicated her life to finding a treasure she believed belonged to her because of her meanie ol grandpa. how's a little girl supposed to know any better?
FREE SIGNORY!

>>80698041
by force? i mean i dont see a huge problem with freely advocating for the preservation but let individuals make their own choices you goddamn commie

>>80698384
I never tried Borders, but going into Waldenbooks as a kid was a ton of fun.

Essential Shia Kino?

>>80697657
nah, lynching is wrong

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>>80697130
>oh Mr black man I haven't had an orgasm in hears
>...

Did you guys know Richard Kelly wrote a script for the Holes movie?

And it's post apocalyptic

>>80700214
Man, she aged horribly

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>>80696623

>>80698292
>that ear

>>80697490
Always imagined Mr Sir as more of an R Lee Eremy type.

>>80699535
Literally nothing else comes to mind

>>80697130
Hey look! It's Gus from Psyche.

I DON'T TAKE SHOWERS AND I DON'T BRUSH MY TEETH
THAT'S ALL I DO IS SHITPOST, EAT, AND SLEEP

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>>80700580
besides this image, that is

>>80700568
Holy Jesus

What is that?

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?

>>80697490
I love Jon Voight

>>80697490
For you

>>80700362
It was the biggest piece of shit

https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BwUSwyPf6LRDZ0NUT2ZLYjRXVFk/view

>>80699535

Shia LaBeouf essential Kino


-Even Stevens (2000-2003)

-Holes (2003)

-The Greatest Game Every played (1920's golf movie 2005)

-Disturbia (NEET Kino 2007)

-Surf's Up (underrated animated mockumentary 2007)

-Eagle Eye (somewhat watchable 2008)

-Lawless (bootlegger Kino 2012)

-Nymphomaniac vol.1-2 (porn 2013)

-Fury (probably his best acting 2014)

-Sia Music Video (Cunny Kino 2015)

>>80696623
This is the first time I genuinely laughed at a 4chan post in like 5 years

>>80697803
Wrong movie?

tfw she counted to 3

>watching Shameless
>latest season where Lip has internship
>i swear i recognized the elephant ears latino/nigger
>its fucking Zero

What a comfy movie
It's amazing that the movie is so good that /tv/ of all places doesn't devolve into BLACKEDposting even though the Kinographiè has an explicit interracial relationship.

>>80702910
It's pretty comfy but the jewish subliminal messages and actors kind of ruin it for me.

>>80702970
>jewish subliminal messages
Which ones?

>>80703074
miscegenation mostly
the blacks and mexicans talking like ghetto trash
the wacky jewish family cooking shoes

IM TIRED OF DIGGIN ALL THESE HOLES, GRANDPA!

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Don't you know my name.. is NOT Theodore. IT'S ARMPIT

>>80698004
to this day I feel that it should have won an Oscar for its soundtrack, every song fit the movie fucking perfect
fucking louis sachar performed the last song in the credits

>>80697130
my sister is an english teacher and she got all quiet during the scene where he kissed her and then not long after she left for the rest of the movie

>>80704648
There is no oscar for soundtracks, just original score or original song

>>80700966

>adapting a children movie into an R-rated movie

really gets the brain joggin

>>80696156
One of the best book adaptions I've ever seen. Almost 1:1 with the book aside from Stanley not being fat like in the book.

BIG BLACK COCKS! whitey BTFO! JEWS WIN AGAIN!

>>80700966
I can understand not being able to write in straight lines, but this guy can't even type straight down a page. No wonder it never got picked up.

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I'M TIRED OF THIS GRANDPA

>>80707569
WELL THAT'S TOO DAMN BAD. YOU KEEP DIGGING.

>>80697657
this

>>80707569
Me and my gran kids when I force them to play minecraft with me in 50 years.

>>80701143
You forgot Transformers 1

>>80704417
is that xavier woods in the background

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>>80698104
>>80698123
>>80698139
It was the combination of onions AND peaches. Zero and Caveman drank peaches before arriving on top of God's thumb. This is basic fucking knowledge people

>>80698041
>I'm not a racist. I just believe in the preservation of race and ethnicities.
>Interracial relationships and breeding should be a crime justified by death or life in prison. You can't deny this.
>I'm not a racist.

r u not the guy who said that 2nd line

>>80701143
you forgot the necessary death of charlie countryman

and american honey (shit movie, but one of his best performances)

>DIG IT UP

shouldn't it be dig it down?