What was he thinking?

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>open up the van
>throw a smoke bomb
>van crashes criminals subdued

nice one Batman

Was he planning on ripping a hole, or was Batman just sperging out?

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Y'know what, that scene is fine.

Just. Fine.

>>80690607
Whats wrong with that?
It's just simple trigonometry.

SAY IT

>>80690963

real life is not like a bugs bunny cartoon

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>>80690371
>I will breech this van using my trusty Batvan-opener

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>>80690963
he's thinking about opening up a can of Bush's beans and that cute dog

>>80690607
>>80690963
simple trigonometry

>>80691116
In Nolan universe it is

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>>80691127
lel

>>80691116
But I thought the opening plane scene very clearly established that this movie takes place in a world with physics and logic much unlike our own?

>>80690439
>open up the van
>throw a smoke bomb
>van drives off a ramp, exploding in a firey inferno
>batman killed some fags
Fucking batman.

>>80691328
Their fault for not performing an emergency stop as soon as their vision became impaired desu.

>>80690371
>There must be more to life.

>>80690371
I think that every time I see this scene
How impractical

>>80690607
they were shooting with rubber bullits, so the bounceback angle is pretty accurate

>>80691328
it's based off comic books we can pretend

>>80690371
>*record scratch* That's me and I bet you're wondering how I got here

I'm going to die laughing if the whole of Wonder Woman is actually told through email.

>>80690371
>Those dogs were hungry.
>Did Alfred pack me a batsnack in my bat lunchbox?
>My feet hurt and I'm hungover.
>I'm unappreciated and I should just go on a killing rampage.

>>80690371
>"look at that gash"
(in a lower tone):"look at that gash"

>>80691254
It does. It takes place in a faraway magical realm where large gentlemen strive to overcome a race of beings with abnormally warm craniums.

MAI DOGGS ARE HONNGRAAYY

>>80690439
I got chills during this scene when I saw it in the theater