Why are white males so terrified of her?

>unfunny
>steals jokes
>ugly as sin

hmmm

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>>80689004
AmySchumer is one of the greatest comedic minds of our generation, join me on this ride and you'll learn why!

She has expertly fabricated an entire ironic character that satirizes bad comedy. What's really genius is after creating her Persona she has begin to deconstruct the wide spread and pervasive "bad" comedy that can be found in most popular culture outlets, like the internet, or teevee.

She is likely three levels of ironic past anywhere you have EVER been. Jokes like

"My pussy smells like a barnyard animal, okay"

show the feminist struggle to reform and change culturally embedded axioms of comedy. Before our very eyes the paradigm is shifting, under several layers of irony that are only detectable by the patrician among us.

She is literally, with every joke, deconstructing patriarchal comedy, and making us ask deep in our hearts, what is actually funny in this nihilistic and unforgiving world?

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>>80689274
>AmySchumer is one of the greatest comedic minds of our generation, join me on this ride and you'll learn why!
>She has expertly fabricated an entire ironic character that satirizes bad comedy. What's really genius is after creating her Persona she has begin to deconstruct the wide spread and pervasive "bad" comedy that can be found in most popular culture outlets, like the internet, or teevee.
>She is likely three levels of ironic past anywhere you have EVER been. Jokes like
>"My pussy smells like a barnyard animal, okay"
>show the feminist struggle to reform and change culturally embedded axioms of comedy. Before our very eyes the paradigm is shifting, under several layers of irony that are only detectable by the patrician among us.
>She is literally, with every joke, deconstructing patriarchal comedy, and making us ask deep in our hearts, what is actually funny in this nihilistic and unforgiving world?

>>80689187
Its not even that she's THAT ugly. Its the fact that she is kind of ugly and Buzzfeed et al keeps trying to tell me that she is gorgeous or that I'm not supposed to think that shes ugly.

>>80689274
stewart lee .. is that you?
it isnt it .. i can tell

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>>80689004

could it be the potential for normalization of
fat pig-faced girls and chubbers?

>get home from work
>want to see something nice
>see this pig faced bitch tell stupid jokes

>am i her psychoanalyst? get off my tv, you dumb fat ugly bitch

>>80689389
She's not that ugly in photoshopped pictures.

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Daily reminder that Amy Schumer is actually a man

https://youtu.be/YYkM5y6BoQM?t=1m55s

>>80689004
She's one of (((them)))

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>>80689004
Because the media keeps shilling her like she's the reincarnation of Jesus and like anything overexposed and overrated a lot of people get angry about it.

Sort of like this comic but multiplied by 100.

>>80689004
because, as she's stated, she has a giant, smelly, disgusting vagina that she likes to shove in guys faces.
That's pretty terrifying.

IRL version of Pam from Archer

She's related to that libcuck cuck schumer.

She can die with the rest of them for all I care. Maga

>>80689978
Pam is actually funny and does fun shit. Pam is the ideal fat best friend.

Plus she keeps her tits if she gets skinny unlike most fat chicks.

the 'anti-bullying' meme was always a mistake and this is why. mocking someone makes you 'terrified' of them in the eyes of nu-male liberals.

>>80690254
This. We enjoy mocking her and are at the same time perplexed at how she's so popular. There is no fear here.

Of course, liberals, nu-males, etc are literal children who only "understand" something if they read it on Buzzfeed so they can't get why we do it.

>>80689004
she's batshit insane

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>/pol/ and Le_Donald triggered thread #563488

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/search?q=%22amy+schumer%22&restrict_sr=on&sort=relevance&t=all

>>80689004
w-w-what are you t-t-talking about!? Ehehehe *eyes dart around*

>>80690785
.02 shekels have been deposited into your account

>>80690745
Isn't that a desirable trait in a comic? I always got the vibe that she's just _____, meh, basic bitch, says the thing that you'd expect. There's nothing really wild about her.

>>80689004
Amy Schumer is truly the most beautiful woman in Hollywood, hell, she’s the most beautiful woman in the entire profession of comedy and acting, if not the most beautiful woman in the world. Her golden hair, her piercing blue eyes, her perfect little pink lips, and yes, her gorgeous milky skin, are all unmatched in quality. Not anywhere in Hollywood, or the rest of the world, can one find a woman of such beauty. Along with her her physical perfection is her mental perfection; Amy overflows with sexual energy, not the loving and innocent kind, but the dark, lustful, passionate, and vulgar kind. Her lascivious energy, behavior, and appearance makes the /pol/tard enraged, as do her Jewish roots.

The /pol/tard cannot comprehend a woman enjoying sex, let alone revealing her true nature through it, and completely reveling in it. Truly, Amy is a woman who will not bend to any man’s will, least of all the will of a neckbearded neo-nazi who posts on obscure internet image boards founded by child pornographers. She is, in complete honesty, a strong and independent woman, and she expresses this through her sexual freedom primarily. I believe what enrages the /pol/tards the most is the fact that they will never have her (nor any Jewish goddess like her), and so they attack her on her Jewish faith and origins in order to protect their own cold, weak, and pathetic hearts.

>>80689807
I think this comic series is the best portrayal of the otakus on 4chan that exists on the internet

>>80691205
>your post has 2 upvotes

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>>80689004
Reddit niggeteer falseflagging faggot. Open wide, its dinner time!

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>>80693249