>Someone actually found Goofy sexually attractive enough to produce offspring with him
Why and how?
THE CAST
Honestly, that movie was 100% dadkino
>>80687937
>Someone actually found your mom sexually attractive enough to produce offspring with her
Why and how?
>>80687937
Extremely charming and he dated his wife since adolescence and they've never left each others side. Until she passed away, and now Goofy raises Maximilian on his own.
>>80687937
Do you really want to go down this rabbit hole?
>>80687937
Because he's a genius and a suave motherfucker.
Remember how he fucked the librarian in the sequel?
>>80687937
Well, you were born.
>>80687937
>>Someone actually found your dad sexually attractive enough to produce offspring with him
Why and how?
well, you weren't available so they chose the next best one
>>80687937
Because Goofy recorded a HowTo video on getting a girlfriend. It ended up being too X-rated and got scrapped, but the actress in it got paid enough to agree to have sex with him. She got preggo, but Goofy had to take the baby because the court decided that the production company was responsible for using a shit condom.
>>80688031
I'm disgusted but also intrigued
It was anI Am Samsituation.
Honestly, Goofy Movie is in my all time top ten.
>>80687937
Someone post the Pete comic. You know the one.
Ahyuk
>>80688511
Is she some sort of deer? Also, is Goof Troop in a segregated part of Duckburg, or does Mickey's Pals all have their own self-contained universes?
In the movies featuring Goofy Donald and Mickey he's often paired with Clarabelle, the ugly ass cow.
>>80689286
Historically they paired her with Horace Horsecollar
>>80688975
I have no idea anon.
>>80689564
>>80688511
She always made my dick twitch
>>80688031
not anymore I fucking don't
>>80689564
MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY!!!
>>80688031
DELET THIS
I STILL HAVE PTSD FROM THE LAST TIME
>>80688031
Please stop
I GOT
MYSELF
A NOTION
>>80690817
Best disney song.
>>80689564
Why do female Goofies not wear gloves but the males do?
>>80688511
She wants the max cock bad.
these threads are chocked full of autism
>>80691196
There are three t's in this post.