What the fuck did I just watch?

>>80687421
I agree it was pretty good, but I don't know if the Kong masturbation scene was necessary.

>>80687478
Are you kidding? They really wanted to make Kong part of the main cast, and not just ''the big bad''. That scene was fantastic.
Just like the scene where we see Kong throw truck-sized feces across the island, which then gets the Ox stuck

>>80687478
>>80687656
american humour, pathetic

>>80687421
>Brie Larson is acting less like a tree this time
...and more like a cardboard box

>>80687421
It felt like the movie was filmed to be something like the peter jackson one, and then they were like "fuck that shit, we're editing this down below two hours". Nothing had any weight, everything just moved fast, there was no reason for Brie Larson's character, people were saying all this pseudo-deep shit that didn't mean anything.

It's like someone took an italian knockoff director from the 80's and gave them 200 million dollars to make a King Kong ripoff. I have no idea why it is the way it is. My best guess is since Tencent is involved it was made for chinese audiences, which is why it was just "cool shit happens, the end".

Very enjoyable though.

>>80687421
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNx4RbeSpYM&t=13s
no op, it was just bad. you're welcome

>>80687421
Brie Larsons tits were distracting as fuck.

Did she get implants?

>>80687724
>I wanted a serious thread on a movie about a giant monkey.

It was fine. The Kong scenes were pretty good. Brie was beautiful and talented as always. And everything up until Sam Jackson's group met back up with Brie's group was pretty solid and logical. But everything went off the rails when they decided to go to the skullcrusher land.

>>80688762
I honestly cant tell. Are their boob exercises that women can do to make their tits bigger? Like maybe the boob equivalent of squats

>>80687421
Yeah I actually found myself caring about the monster battles. There were high stakes.

Why doesn't Kang Kong have an "Atomic Breath" moment?