>J-Jurassic Park wouldn't be as good with realistic dinosaurs!

>>80678072
you do realize this chicken is a part of a conspiracy to distract the world from what's really going on right?

I could kick its ass

Ita sad that this is what has become of dinosaurs. To be factory farmed in cages you cant even move in. Chickens have a really terrible life.

>>80678125
lol

>>80678072
Is that an ostrich?

>>80678072
Fake news.

It's all in the angle.

The camera adds 10 pounds.

Fake news.

>>80678247
look at this bitch ass lizard man, its a mammal world you cuck

should had done something to stop the meteorite instead of eating plants

>>80678072
is that a chernobyl chicken?

WE WUZ DINOSAURS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42up155Pazc

>>80678267
he might actually be right
remember that interweb bill and how everytime it was going through its thing some sort of forced memay would pop up? the gold/blue dress, damn daniel, these nutz, etc

BIG

WHITE

COCK

>>80678663
damn daniel is a good and funny meme

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>>80678072
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AA2LkrR0_dw

>>80678072
T H I C C
H
I
C
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>>80678594
>>80678705
>people think dinosaurs have left us

>>80678072
i want to eat this thing

>>80678072

>anon you can't finish that leg by yourself
>FUCK YOU I CAN'T

>>80678700
bait

>>80678663
>remember that interweb bill and how everytime it was going through its thing some sort of forced memay would pop up?
no I don't

>>80678705
Far Cry 3 anyone

>>80678705
I really wanna punch that apple while its going down

>>80678896

you better fucking pray that it dies immediately because if not you're going into the tall grass

>>80678072
that's a man in chicken suit right

>>80678072

BUT YOU'RE NOT A MAN, YOU'RE A CHICKEN BOO

>>80678772
dude you just had a berenstain bears moment

>>80678072

POULTRY

HAS CHANGED

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>>80678072
Fun Fact: The chicken is the closest living relative to Tyrannosaurus Rex.

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>FEATHERED DINOSAUR FAGS HAVE WON ONCE AND FOR ALL
>JURASSIC WORLD 2 WILL INDULGE THEIR BELIEFS
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR, ALL MY DINOSAUR TOYS ARE A LIE

>>80679769

If they put a feathered dinosaur in JW 2 I hope it gets raped.

>realistic dinosaurs
dinosaurs didn't exist

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>>80679803
The pure strain would have the velociraptor with feathers. There's no dinosaurs in Jurassic Park, just creatures bred in a lab.

>>80679876

>giants are real according to the bible but dinosaurs ain't

What's going on here.

>>80678125
lel

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Thank God they are extinct.

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Feathered dinosaurs are just Jewish lies t b h

>>80680035
fuck no

i could be riding one of these around while another serves me tea

>>80678072
Dinosaurs having feathers is a myth. This conspiracy was started by Universal studious, so everyone would stop using the actual dinosaur look and they could finally copywrite it, and sue anyone who used the feather-less dinosaurs in fiction.

>>80678705
god damn how can you even get close to that thing. Jesus Christ it could rip you to shreds

>>80679769
no it's not. It's not any closer than any other bird.

He's a big poultry

>>80678705
>being that close to one

how did they not get mauled

>>80680181

It's pretty cute when it's not in attack mode honestly

>>80678072
>comes to 4chan
>first thread is massive cock thread

Same as always then.

>>80680102
This, (((they))'re pushing the feathered dinosaur meme so you have to rebuy decades worth of T-rex figures and trapper keepers. Don't fall for it.

>>80678072
where would one hunt one of these beasts

>>80680264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOPVVdg8noc

>>80679955
>bats are birds
>rabbits chew their cud
>donkeys can talk

Yep. The Bible's the best source of science and history.

>>80678072
This is why we should stop messing with genetics and just have our normal chickens. If we play too much, you can be dam sure one of these days they breed something dangerous.
Like a killer turkey.

>>80679384
moron

>>80678072
Is this just a mutation or something?

>>80680486
Genetic manipulation.

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>>80680334
but still, how did those two goof balls not die? I thought all cassowary's were highly aggressive and territorial?

>>80678072
Honestly I wouldn't mind if JW2 has one obligatory feathered dinosaur. Better than the tacticool monster in JW.

>>80680518

Raised it from a chick maybe?

>>80680546
>>80679803
They're making a JW 2?

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>>80680608

well JW made a ton of money so yeah, BDH is even slimming down again for it.

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>>80680722

>>80680486
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmK9dJvNsiI

Science experiments.

>>80680306
>this is what passes as a conspiracy now

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>>80678125
kek

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based italians already did it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu0v8I-0iwU

>>80678668
Underrated

>>80680705
I wasnt into high test until i saw her

do turtle have feathers ? do crocodile have feathers ? do iguana have feathers ? no then shut the fuck up with those bird arguments

>>80680215
They're closer to turkeys, but there it's branches.

>>80681406
There's zero proof that dinosaurs existed period. Find me a real dinosaur bones. I'll wait.

>>80681406
>do iguana have feathers

They aren't dinosaur family related. Plus, iguanas are herbivores.

>>80678125
I believe you anon, same with chewbacca mom and drumpf

>>80678350
>vomits alphabetically...ish

this is why we need proper English education

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>>80680102
>>80679933
>>80679769
just because yuturannus had feathers doesn't mean every goddamn species in tyrannisauridae had them. theropods on the other hand were almost all exclusively feathered, even the utah raptor. also we must have a distinction between proto-feathers and the ones modern birds have.

triceratops and stegosaurus (for example), had skin much closer to that of modern rhino's or elephants. completely feather free of course.

We can all agree Spinosaurus beats T-Rex though.

>>80681563
you need to leave 4chan and get laid. now.

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>>80681643
Die from liver failure

>>80680035
did they have six eyes or what?

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You just can't beat facts.

>>80678737
You will grow tits

quadruped spinosaurus is literally fake news

>>80681725
>europeean education

>>80681725
Based God gave them hollow bones so they weren't too heavy

>>80680518
I was twenty feet away from a "wild" cassowary once. But it was dusk so it might not have seen me.

>>80681674
What is your hobby?

>>80681952
sex

>>80681957
The fuck is that?

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>>80682063
A sexy bird. Reminder that "thicc" fags are underage cancer and need to die.

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>>80681406
>bird arguments

>>80682127
*teleports infront of you*
scwak! nothing personnel human! scwak!

>>80682063
One of the coolest birds in the world. They stomp their prey to death. x5 their body weight is forced down on a prey. They do try for the head and do get it. So lizards and snakes are it's prey. Though it'll obviously eat small mammals like rats and mice.

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>>80681128
>Jerry Calà

No.

You can geneticallyu devolve a chicken into a small sauropod. But it's illegal to hatch such a thing. Naturally, the us government probably has a few of them hatched in area 51 or so before putting them out of their misery.

>>80682127
It's got faggy twig legs and a faggy walk

>>80680518
>I thought all cassowary's were highly aggressive and territorial?
they're shy as fuck. They only attack if people are fucking with them.

>>80678125
well that's true
it's also a big fuckin chicken

>>80682287
girly* You've been fapping to traps too much lately.

>>80678594
JUST COCK MY PATH UP

>>80681563
There is a difference between proto-feathers, as you said, and feathers for attraction. Feathers coming out the back of a Utah Raptors head isn't going to make it less dangerous or scary. They likely laid flat on their back until they were mating or fighting with rivals.

>>80678072
in reality that chicken is little larger than a foot tall

you're looking at a chicken coop, and it as a point of reference screws with your perception

>>80678594
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE?!!

>>80682287
And it could break your foot. 25kg of force smashing down will break most of your bones in your foot. It won't be able to break a femur, but it could fracture it.

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>raptors were super smart, startled to develop a sort of primitive language nearly
>didn't need a huge amount of resources per raptor, was strong and definitely fast for its size, made them relatively adaptable to different conditions
>worked very well together in groups, very cunning
>had started to develop arms

Fucking meteor. We coulda been raptors n shiet.

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>>80682381
indeed, there are just too many paleo autists out there making wild claims about t. rex's being completely covered in plumage.

absolutely ridiculous

This chicken isn't even the largest breed.

The Jersey Giant is the biggest chicken breed. It can grow up to 10kg in weight. The Brahams Chicken is just shy of 9kg in weight.

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>>80682169
Birds are the cutest pets. I miss my parakeets, Prince Charles and Camilla.

>>80678705
Why does he talk like hes the host of a kid's show?

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>>80681475
I unironically believe this. All of those dinosaur bones in museums are artificially created. The actual finds are stored in vaults away from all speculation and only "qualified" (((scientists))) are allowed to view them. Also the way they construct dinosaur skeletons from a handful of bone finds doesn't sit right with me. There is a TON of assumptions and guesswork when they create an entire dinosaur skeleton model.

>>80682251

LIBIDINE

>>80682496
There is zero (0) difference between a fracture and a break you double nigger.

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Bird kino is best kino

>>80678705
>she swallows

o-oh.. b-b-bother

>>80682578
People also forget that the dinosaurs we've found with proto-feathers... are not the earliest form of dinosaur either. Dinosaurs ruled the Earth for 130 odd million years. That's a Xbox Hueg amount of time to be around compared to the 100k odd years we've been around.

A Dinosaur in the Triassic was different to the Dinosaur in the Cretaceous. Attraction plumage is seen in lots of animals. It's not astonishing that dinosaurs, some of them, developed minor ones over such a colossal period of time.

Did some dinosaurs have proto-feathers? Sure. Could you argue some were completely feathered? You could (and people do). Were they all feathered? Nope. Were they feathered from the start? Nobody knows currently.

In terms of what we know of the Earths climate, feathers were pretty much unlikely to be anything more than plumage for mating reasons. Simply because feathers don't make fucking sense for creatures in a climate where it is a lot warmer, humid and more richly saturated with oxygen. Fur is much more likely than feathers and even that is a bit baffling.

End of the day, it comes down to whether they were coldblooded or warmblooded. If they were cold blooded, neither fur or feathers make sense really. Warnblooded? Possible, but this is entering different genus and that's a mine field. Unless we can confirm 100% they were warn blooded or not... Finding the switch would be useful. But that's going back too far.

Though scientists are fiddling with the DNA of chicken eggs to basically reverse engineer dinosaurs, we might have some in 50-100 years time. Sooner if people funded it. We have chickens with claws and teeth and whatever chicken's family history was, that chickens dinosaur history had scales, not fur.

Why are americans so obsessed with huge cocks?

>>80682901
You know what I mean. A clean break.

>>80683042
This video is from Kosovo.

>>80683080
>The Brahma is a large breed of chicken developed in the United States from very large birds imported from the Chinese port of Shanghai.
>The Brahma is a large breed of chicken developed in the United States
>the United States

GIANT

COCK

>>80682812
Of course the skeletons on display arent real bones you fucking mong

>>80683232
Yeah, and no one is allowed to see the real bones except people in the club, and the real bones are usually a handful of crappy bones on which they construct the rest of the model on.

>>80682777
Youtube

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>>80683038
i do not disagree with you anon, good post.

protip: never visit any paleontology groups on facebook - the discussions on there especially with regards to feathers is gonna trigger you like crazy

>>80682707

cute snek

>>80682777
Welcome to American nature documentaries.

>>80679769
can you stop ruining my childhood please

>>80682777
>>80683555

trips of truth

Dinosaur bones are all made out of plaster. They never existed.

>>80684382
RIP little african boy, we hardly knew ya

>>80680102
God I wish I had a girlfriend that looked at me the same way

>>80679344
I get that reference

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>>80683038
>>80683410
In case the timestamp don't work skip to 10:12, some old documentary narrated by Charlton Heston
https://youtu.be/6oGqPc6poS4?t=591
Does any of this hold any merit

>>80683038
What the fuck!?!?!?!? Humans are only around 6000 years old

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>>80678072

>>80684973
>These creatures single-handedly destroyed the Australian empire

>>80678072
What kind of hormones are they feeding that thing?

Is the feather meme a plot to undermine the theory of evolution?
If dinosaurs were just birds, it's easier to accept that they didn't exist millions of years ago.

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>>80678705
kill it with fire

>>80678705
so annoying

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>>80684973
Doesn't underestimate them mate, their tactics were ruthless.

Feathered dinosaurs are pure reddit and for the "quirky" science guys that would go "lol actually they had plumes!"

It's like accepting different genders other than male and female because "scientists" say so

>>80682777
>>80683555
It's because his youtube series is made for all ages and he is basically a real life version of Charlie from Always Sunny.

Coyote Peterson is kino

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If you are older than 12 and cry about and/or deny the fact that dinosaurs had feathers because it's "not as cool", drink some bleach immediately.

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>>80685600

>>80685878
>nu-males are so emasculated that they think that giant chickens are more impressive than giant lizards

>>80685965
>man-children are so attached to their childhood fantasies that they're willing to deny reality to protect their super badass dead animals

>>80686093
>implying people can't accept reality but still claim that giant lizards are way cooler

>>80686144
>giant lizards
You would have been completely wrong even before the feathers discoveries.

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>>80682578

lol

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>>80686300

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>>80686343

>>80686195
(You)

>>80684973
>Australians lost a war to this

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>>80686367

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>>80686401

>>80682251

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>>80686455

>>80683220
>imported from the Chinese port of Shanghai.

Lots and lots of manchildren outing themselves ITT

>>80684973
delete this mate

>"The emus have proved that they are not so stupid as they are usually considered to be. Each mob has its leader, always an enormous black-plumed bird standing fully six-feet high, who keeps watch while his fellows busy themselves with the wheat. At the first suspicious sign, he gives the signal, and dozens of heads stretch up out of the crop. A few birds will take fright, starting a headlong stampede for the scrub, the leader always remaining until his followers have reached safety.”

>The army tried gunning them down in moving trucks, but found they couldn’t aim properly at their speedy foes. A lone victim rendered himself a nuisance all the way to the end, his corpse getting tangled up in the vehicle’s steering equipment, which caused it to veer off and destroy half a length of somebody’s fence.

>"On 8 November, it was reported that Major Meredith’s party had used 2,500 rounds of ammunition - twenty-five per cent of the allotted total - to destroy 200 emus,” says Johnson. "When one New South Wales state Labor politician enquired whether ‘a medal was to be struck for those taking part in this war’, his federal counterpart in Western Australia, responded that they should rightly go to the emus who ‘have won every round so far’.”

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>>80680938
>when anon takes a shitpost seriously

>>80683275
>except people in the club
Watch a documentary or two. They regularly grab the real bones to extract samples for whatever test they're running at the time.

>>80681725
Nasal cavity, Eye sockets, and whatever the technical term for "ear holes" are.

>>80680518

Males in mating season are aggressive, but that one was female and knew it was getting fed.

>>80679344
holy crap! obscure

>>80682907
shoebill

>>80681128
>>80682251
>>80682821
KINO
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VVDY3IMmKvA

>tfw no dinosaur games

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To.

Fucking.

Shreds.

>>80689162
Nice reference you meme shitposter tripcunt

>>80678705
god burgers are fucking annoying

>>80689033
shut up

>>80687933
It's clear you can hardly tell you ass from a hole in the ground. You wouldn't even know what to DO with a dinosaur bone if someone gave one to you. You would probably try to use it as a weapon instead of sitting down to study it. Why don't you drag your knuckles into another thread? Better yet, remove yourself from gene...... you know what. Just keep doing what you're doing. You've already done that.

>>80691792
Damnit, I replied to the wrong anon. This was meant for >>80683275 not >>80687933

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>>80678072
>tfw when you suddenly notice the 2-liter soda bottle attached to the wall of the building on the far right and can compare size with the rooster

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>>80684973
>the australians lost a war to these things

>>80678705
>That obnoxious burger music throughout.

Just gonna leave this here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXjHb5QmDV0

>>80681406
>>80681475

>The state of modern education

>>80692015
australians have fought a war against dinosaurs
what have you done?

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>>80678072
That chicken is more manly than half the male population.

>>80678125
give me a quick rundown of what's really going on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQM_MyoIZ0c

>>80692202
Laugh at them.

>>80681475
>>80681406
I believe that dinosaurs exist, but I think all the stuff we "know" about dinosaurs is probably not accurate. We literally only have their bones, how can we think we know anything about them? Like for example what if they were as intelligent as us? Just because they have teeth and certain physical attributes, does not automatically make them exactly like animals. If some species found our bones, they would probably assume we hunted like cavemen, but we don't. there is so much we don't know.

>>80678072
>Giant lizards can't be cool cause they might have had feathers.
Has Jurrasic Park actually ruined people's taste?

>>80693331

I think we know a lot about dinosaurs desu. Some more than others, obviously, but we've found some really good examples of a lot of species, and even some cool stuff like dinosaur skin and such. With anything prehistoric, you can say that we're lacking a clear picture. It's as true for ancient civilizations and early hominids as it is for dinosaurs. Some we know better than others, and we're learning new things all the time.

Jurassic Park got fucked and fucked us because it was made at the tail-end of the "giant lizard" thinking. They made a lot of efforts to get realistic looking dinosaurs, taking the most liberty with the velociraptors, but subsequent discoveries kind of blew them out of the water and left them hand-waving with "our dinosaurs were never meant to be real dinosaurs" about stuff like feathers and such.

If your conclusion from our evolving ideas about dinosaurs is "oh, we must not know anything really", then you're very wrong. And the fact that you think the only fossils we've found are bones, or even that you seem to think that fossils are literally bones, means that you really don't know what you're talking about and should stop trying to sound reasonable and wise.

>>80693517
probably, it is one of the most iconic (and entertaining) movies that star dinosaurs.

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>Managed to kill the Elephant Bird and almost every other cool bird on the earth.
Apologize.

>>80682777
>>80683555
its because its for children, you retards.

>>80693740
>tfw you will never put a saddle on a moa or elephant bird and ride it

>>80693331
>We literally only have their bones,
Studies of calcium isotopes and geochemical analysis of the gastornis have shown that it's diet was more like herbivores, while earlier it had been believed to be a carnivore.

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*blocks your path*

>>80682812
Yes I agree with this. Children are shown dinosaurs constantly from a very young age, to get them to BELIEVE. Once they believe, the evidence doesn't matter. None of the bones anyone has ever seen in a museum or anywhere is a real fossil, they admit this.

Doesn't anyone else find it odd that no one in human history ever discovered dinosaurs until the 1800s?

>>80694209
a literal seagull

>>80694209
>>80694264
can't wait for these to be romanticized 200 million years from now

I never knew dinosaur discussion could inspire so much autism

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>>80694295

>>80678072
it's like that snake one, it's a camera in really close on a smaller scene, to make it look larger. slow it down to make it look more massive

>>80682241
kek

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>>80682063
>>80682127

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>retards ITT still think dinosaurs didn't have feathers

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>mfw this thread

>>80694563
some did, some maybe didn't

>>80679344
holy shit

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For a laugh go look up an owl's skeleton

>>80678247
I grew up on a chicken farm, PETA is full of shit, chickens are treated well because sick/unhappy chickens don't lay as many eggs or weigh as much at slaughter, not to mention our farm got inspected frequently to assess cleanliness and wellbeing of our animals

>>80682312
For you

>>80678072
>I'll be honest anon, when you said that you wanted to show me your huge cock this isn't what I was expecting

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>208 replies
>No mention of the most terrifying Bird on the planet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_LhGoHN0m8

>>80694209

That weebum should be titled "Premium player joins a free to play server"

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>>80695319
>No mention of the most terrifying Bird on the planet

This?

>>80680181
Jamie pull that video up

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>>80695803
>>80695319
no

it's the goose

>>80695924

Genetic memory is a myth they said

>>80696019
develop your hypothesis

>>80678705

>be braaaaave

so is he out gay or what

>>80696041

How about I club you over the head and write on the wall in your blood instead?

>>80696019
>>80696041
Let me give you a basic gestalt

They do experiments you see, they breed generation of generation after chicken
The chickens never go outside, never see a hawk
Above them is a screen, they can have clouds above them or whatever
They can fly a triangle over the chickens, a plane, whatever, they don't give a shit
BUT you fly ONE hawk over them and they fucking run like their live depends on it, now remember, these chickens great-grandparents never even seen a hawk

Genetic memory thing like that can tear a man to shreds

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How can black men even compete?

>>80693331
yes anon because we've found ancient civilizations run by dinosaurs

>>80696201

There's a difference between genetic memory (which has been proven false) and instinct

>>80696201

You just described instinct in those chickens, which is an evolutionary trait. Genetic memory would be those chicken's great grandparents passing down their memory of the scientists feeding them.

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>>80695803

>>80696347
>>80696269
But a lot of things about instinct are weirdly specific like liking big asses.

>>80696384

Those eyes are looking into my soul

>>80694056
>Ankylosaurus
>smashes ankles
pottery

>>80681406
do you have fur you fucking moron, there are deviations in species

>>80693020
i dont think aussies care about it as much as you think they do

>>80682269
Green greasy greasels

>>80681777
actually spinosaurs' walked on all fours

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>>80694685
what the fug

how does that skellington resemble an owl holy shit

>>80681128
Why does everyone hate this movie? Looks pretty funny.

>>80680102
more like dinosaurs in general are a jewish lie
the world is 6k years old, no time for dinosaurs in that timeline.

>>80696203
No man can compete with emus

Been cucking australians for hundred years now

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>>80678072
Alright, I'm legitimately scared. WTF IS THAT THING?

>>80682520
Maybe they did survive and transcended and we're all just a simulation in a tiny corner of someone's ultra-mega-supercomputer inside a cell in their brain.

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BIRDS ARE VERY IMPORTANT

>>80696384
This bird looks like a Disney movie villain.

>>80678072

its not even the largest breed of chicken

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>>80694685
Kek

Just imagining how we would have reconstructured what an owl might have looked life if we only had some fossil bones of it gives me an idea about how wrong probably most of our reconstructions of extinct species are

>>80699733
birbs are NOT important

>>80694209
based raven keeps eating

>>80681406
Do whales have hair? DO elephants have hair?

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>birdfags will defend this

>>80678072
so this is the power of metal gear

>>80682812
You can literally ask them to show you the real bones. I've been visiting collections backrooms since I was 11

>>80683038
This post, while well thought out, is still very incorrect. Points for trying tho.

>>80678663
The media didn't push damn daneil and deez nutz.

>>80678705
What motivation do animals have to enjoy food, and be picky about what they eat when they down it in one gulp?

>>80700552
... Why have I never thought of this, ok one thing to add to the bucket list

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>>80699733

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do goats aspire to be dinosaurs?

>>80680124
is this true

>>80694252

>dragons
>cyclopes
>giants
>leviathans
>trolls

Doesn't anyone else find it off that no one in the modern world has seen any evidence of these gigantic mythological beasts since the 1800s, even though the ancients were convinced they were real?

>>80701337
Not only that, but alot of museums DO have real bones on display. Obviously they're not articulated, but still.

>>80696269
They actually discovered that some emotional traumas can be stored in the RNA inforrmation, the study on rats it's very conclusive.

>>80700719
ponderingkino

>>80696384
I can't take those fluffy parachute pants seriously

>>80678350
>look at this bitch ass lizard man, its a mammal world you cuck

kek'd audibly.

discuss how ravens are the coolest birds on earth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZyBNWVD70w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIX_6TBeph0

Oh boy, I think I took a wrong turn and ended up on the weird part of YouTube >.<

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>>80678072
YOU'RE A BIG BIRD

>>80700575
Literally not an argument

>>80678705
did they seriously just fucking film themselves feeding an endangered animal apple seeds? What the fuck show is this that they get away with poisoning a bird like that?

>>80681978
fag

>>80678072
roosters are rapists

>>80678072
>it's just a guy in a suit with a chicken on his head

fuck off

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>>80680722
Jesus.

>>80682520
did you see the super mario bros movie

it would have been shit

>>80699566
Chicken. You ate its babies. It's coming for you.

>>80678247
chickens are a commodity, people dedicate their lives to them, they are of value and you are not, noone likes you

>>80678705
Jesus christ, is that guy retarded?
Does he thinks he is anything funny?

What a retard.
Just focus on the animals, what a fucking idiot.
I want to see the bird, not that dickhead's face

>millennial nu-males think dinosaurs are big chickens
>and they are scared of big chickens

>>80678125
>>>/pol/

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birds a scary

>>80678072
>holy shit that chicken is like 6 ft tall
>>> see 80678594
oh its just fat chicken.

camera angles man, first women, now chickens

>>80678072
Thats a nig chicken

>>80682907
Get that thing away from game board!

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>>80701921
The primary reason we believe that so many dinosaurs had feathers is phylogenic bracketing. We have discovered irrefutable evidence of feathers on 2 different ornithischian dinosaurs. It is highly unlikely that filamentous integument developed more than once. That means that the last common ancestor for the ornithischians and the saurischians had feather-like structures. Therefore, every dinosaur descended AT LEAST from that ancestor, also had some type of integument. The degree of the integument is obviously up for debate. Perhaps the feathers on some of the animals were like hair on elephants, very fine and very light, but they had some type of basal feather like substance, nonetheless.

As for the statement concerning why animals in warm climates would have feathers, just ask ostriches, or emus, or any other flightless bird living in a warm climate. Just because the climate was warm, does not mean that feathers become unnecessary. (Also not at any single point in the mesozoic was oxygen higher than it was today.)

Finally, whether dinosaurs were warm or cold blooded is entirely dependent on the family. Sauropods were probably cold blooded, as it would be impossible to feed a hot blooded animal of that size. Osteology studies in ceratopsians and hadrosaurs indicate a mesothermy, somewhere in between. The entire coelurosaurian clade was likely hot-blooded.

Pic Related: Just because its feathered doesn't mean its not scary.

>>80678072
A weapon to surpass Metal Gear

>>80683038
>Unless we can confirm 100% they were warn blooded or not...

Aves are warm blooded. they also have 4 chambered hearts.

>>80684449
Hand is too long, it's probably a young chimp or bonobo.

>>80678500
I lol'd

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>>80702252
But they also have feelings

>>80678247
Well except for this one, this one seems to be doing okay.

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>>80684382
>don't talk to me or my wife's son ever again

>>80678705
literally shaking just from reading the title

>>80684973
>was about to make a joke about aussies getting their ass handed to them
>read every other reply
heh

>>80680428
Shut up, pussy

>>80678247

t. Pigeon

>>80680102

I want to fuck that lizard

>>80704167
>[screams externally]

>>80698789
>dinosaurs are a jewish lie
>he says while believing in a kike religion

>>80678125
gonna need a quick rundown

>>80678705
>seen one in the wild
>just runs past
>ranger tells people they arent really aggressive unless its the mother with its young

Cassowary's are chill as fuck.

>>80679769
>>80679769
>implying

>>80695214
Ehhhh, depends on where you are. A chicken farm here (Michigan) got shut down a while back because it caught on fire from all the bird shit.
Not the first fire.
The 6th.

>>80704167

f

Dinosaurs are a myth perpetuated by Jews who want to destroy Christianity. We know that they never existed because the Bible tells us so.

>>80700575
>ur wrong cuz i say so
kys

>>80684382
birds are fucking killers

>>80700442
Yes and yes.
I'm not agreeing with that moron, dinosaurs definitely existed, but whales and heffalumps have body hair. It's just real short.

>>80704968
>Not reading my response

>>80702401

>>80678705

>that slow-mo voice

I need to remix it into a witch house tune.

>Playing Far Cry 3
>in some random hidden area of the map
>an abandoned village in thick wood
>suddenly hear npcs yelling.
>two npcs run past my field of view
>about a dozen Cassowarys come running out of nowhere and kick the npc villagers to death
>all this happened in a few seconds
Most realistic dinosaur encounter ive seen on screen.

>>80705030
Thats probably how alot of feathers existed on dinosaurs, a fine covering and then quills/ plumes in certain places for things like attracting mates

>>80704906
The Bible doesn't say they don't exist, it just doesn't ever mention them.
It also doesn't ever mention kangaroos, platypus, Tasmanian devils or aardvarks.

>>80681957
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuBi7KJtqKE

>>80704906
A cool christian I know argues that dinosaurs existed and were wiped in an older flood.

>>80705223
Bible doesn't mention my gigantic penis either

Kidding, it's actually very tiny

>>80682907
you JUST KNOW

>>80694209
Fuck bald eagles. Benjamin Franklin was right. The national bird should have been the turkey.

Recommend me some kino birdy documentaries

>>80694252
They also used to believe that sneezing made demons fly up your nose.
What's your point?

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>>80704167