Why is he so shit at driving?

>>80676068
>manlet

>>80676068
crashing a motorbike is not a question of if, it's when and how bad.

>>80676068
Who is even this person?

Crashing this motorbike

WITH NO SURVIVORS

>>80676068
RIP

>>80676068
first with a car
now with a bike

the next one is with a truck

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>>80676068
NOT AGAIN

>>80676443
No, next he will crash this plane

>>80676443
>not an airplane

Shameful

That's another best selling autobiography in the bank.

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>>80676068
Name a better driver than the Hamster. I'll wait.

>>80676443
A horse

>>80676068

fuck you faggot

hes fine

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-39326659

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWsoIwhaL5E

>>80676068

>'critical'

it means critical as in fuck this shitty bike and dumb nigger mechanics

Hammond can walk off anything

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>>80676068
>>80676645

Fucking fake news

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>>80676068

He and Tom Cruise have that manlet gene that protects them from serious injury, kind of like honey badgers.

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>>80676695
Watched all 15 minutes of this. Not 1 giggle, didn't even crack a smile. Is this what British "comedians" are like? All he did was bitch about people (Clarkson) being non politically correct.

>>80676068
Can't reach the ground when he wants to stop

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>>80678341
nice

>>80676954
Can this man be stopped?

>>80676068
What? Again? Maybe God just wants him dead. You know what, I wouldn't blame him.

>>80676954
Jesus for one frame you can see his knee jerked to the side.

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>>80676663
Is an horse a vehicle?

>>80678535

I think that was him instinctively going into a roll, remember he's a fucking gearhead who does every vehicle stunt in his movies himself especially bikes, he knows what to do if shit's going bad.

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>>80676645
Clarkson

>>80676663
Already happened in the Burma Special.

>>80678734
That was May

>>80678987
No, May was the trip through South America when they had to get some bolt cutters. He busted up his ribs. Hammond busted his wrist when the horse through him as the lads were taking horses to get gas for their lorries.

>>80679265
Oh shit yeah
but the horse threw him, it didn't through him

>>80676068
He is possessed by the ghost of Ryan Dunn

>>80676068
fug ;_;

Kind of pathetic how the Grand Tour has to rely on publicity stunts like this just to stay in the public consciousness, now that Top Gear is actually pretty good and popular since they dropped Chris Evans

>>80676068
YOU ASS!
>Richard Hammond 'fine' after Grand Tour motorbike fall

>>80676231
Two kinds of motorcyclists - once who've had a crash and ones who are going to have a crash.

>>80678667
>explicitly terrified of driving motorbikes
Clarkson is half a man.

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>>80679922
>now that Top Gear is actually pretty good and popular

>>80676068
was this scripted too?

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>>80679946
>tfw I've been riding 7 years and had a lowside a few years ago where I skidded through a corner as I was really pushing my limits, but my AGATT saved me and now I've gotten my compulsory crash out of the way I'm safe for life

>>80679922
Go away, BBC shill.

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>>80676068
>He crashed on British tax payer money
>And then he keeps the profits all for himself
It's karma

>>80680149
Same. I skidded on ice and crashed, but I just bruised my foot and lost a mirror. Could have been worse for my crash.

>>80680320
Stay safe brother

>>80676954
Can't bruce the Cruise

>>80680308
>i wish he was dead

>>80680512
bruise*

>>80678583
Kek

>>80679922
your double dubs are false. I haven't given Top Gear a second thought after Clarkson, Hammond, and May left. GT's first couple episodes weren't very good but the rest of the season is great.

>>80678490
not while he has Xenu on his side

>>80676068
the more important question is:
Are we getting another motorbike special?

Vietnam TG special was fucking GOAT

>>80680703
We better. The buggy special was amazing.

>>80680627
The first season was absolutely horrible because Chris Evans is an obnoxious twat (in the bad way). The second season has been a lot better, some good features and Matt is doing well. I look forward to the next episode (although I'm still not 100% sure, the chemistry is growing)

>>80676068
F

Who?

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>>80676954
HOP ON