>eating a bowl of meat and pasta >pretend I'm tony soprano

>>80675083
disgusting

Gravy's good today

>>80675150
It's good though

>>80675083
>cheat on my wife
>pretend I'm tony soprano

>eating mr ramen noodles
>pretend I'm jackie chan
itadakimass

>>80675083
> go to the movies alone


> pretend I'm Don Draper

>>80675083
Absolutely disgusting, even if you are a student.
There is almost no meat and you just shat on it with chilli flakes and that cheap preshredded parmesan shit dust.

Tony doesn't approve.

>>80675083

>Go to the stag films alone with a canteen and a derringer in my jacket pocket
>pretend im Travis Bickle

>>80675650
Pls no bully

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>go to doctors office
>pretend im CIA

>mope around the house in my bathrobe all day
>pretend I'm tony soprano

Do you aggressively pierce your fork through the pasta so that it impacts on th plate making a noise, and whilst eating do you make heavy breathing noises?

>be an aging NEET
>pretend I'm The Dude

>>80675083
>post on /tv/
>pretend I have my life together to act superior to the other NEETs and loners

>>80676922
in this case you actually might become the dude

>>80675083
>American """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""cuisine""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""'

>>80675434
I do this

>>80677007
I don't know if I like that feel.

>>80677199
then you're not ready yet