LIFE

First reviews are usually positive for big-budget shit, anon.

There's no way it's going to be still rated fresh by Friday.

>>80672396
I saw a commercial and Ryan Reynolds shouting "put me up on instagram woooo" made me want to never watch that movie

>capture a probe returning from mars
>not decontaminating it or isolating it immediately
>directly touching the alien thing
shit, when apollo 11 came back, they kept the astronauts in a quarantine chamber for 2 or 3 weeks in case they caught some horrific alien disease on the moon

>>80672560
It's not like they go full Prometheus with it at least. They do keep in in a sealed box and only touch it through those gloves in the box things. It's still retarded but not as terrible as some.

Do you copy?

Oh man I can't wait to see how this movie ends I wonder if they sacrifice themselves to kill the alien by blowing their ship up or if they bring up goodnight moon again the trailer doesn't give away ANY part of the ending

>>80672612
true

>>80672693
I bet they crash into the moon.

>>80672693
>>80672835
Didn't you see the trailer with the escape pod going to Earth and everyone panicking?

This movie is going to suck big time I just know it

-20% rt score prediction

>>80672396
im excited to see it, excited for big budget alien movie thats a new IP. and it looks like the alien transforms into some crazy tentacle forms in the trailers that we have to wait and see in the movie. pumped that the ending might be bleak and involve earth getting fucked

>>80672835
With no survivors?

>>80673071

Thanks for enabling horseshit movies.

>>80673112
sorry i like having fun, go back to your containment board

Anyone else noted how many of those "space will get people fucked" movies are coming out?

>>80673285
name 3

>>80673285
No, I never noticed

>>80672396
Based Jake isn't a meme actor, you're thinking of Leo.

>>80672396
>meme actors
>jake

wanna fight IRL mate?

>>80673338
>>80673389
Nowhere did OP mention that every actor involved is a meme actor

I have hope for it because of Gyllenhall. Dude has a track record of picking good scripts.

>>80672396
Our boy Jake is not a meme actor.

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>>80672396
>Every poster so far is basically a rip-off of other works
Funny you should say that

>>80674105
This can't be real

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>>80674105
Whoa

>>80673954
>meme actors
>plural
>two actors and one actress
Yes he did.

>>80672396

>trying to sell it like they have a noteworthy female actor to get the feminist demo

kek, i guess it wouldn't do so well if they only had Gyllenhaal and Reynolds on the cover.

>>80672396
not gonna lie, i'm probably watching this

but i'm biased towards light sci-fi popcorn, no matter how shit it happens to be.

>>80674105
4Koma of /tv/

>>80674230
i'm okay with having her face on the poster, but billing a literally who the same as 2 A listers is just dishonest

The organism morphs into one of the crew and goes back to Earth and lives peacefully among Humankind.

>This is what life looks like

>>80672396
Regarding the actors, I still have some faith on Jake G. The girl was terrific in M:I but Reynolds is a hack

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>>80674105
So that’s it, huh? We’re some kind of Spider-Man prequel?

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OH FUCK NEW A LIST CELEBS IN SPACE MOVIE CANT FUCKIGN WAIT

>>80674223
There's more actors in the movie besides the ones on the poster

>>80674105
>>80674390
Holy fuck it's literally a setup for "Venom"

>Huge name actors
>Not getting its dick sucked

Good one OP. It looks generic as hell, I honestly feel like it's a huge cash-ghosting opertion that the actors get a cut of. I've never seen a trailer more bland.

Its just gonna be the first half of Prometheus, only set on a spaceship. Throw in some Last Days on Mars, Species and Infini, boom, you got a 6/10 ready to sucker a load of audiences.

>>80672396
who the fuck keeps hiring Ryan Reynolds

>>80674472
Venom is a symbiot, he doesn't kill anyone directly

>sony

no thanks

>>80674514
What makes you think this alium kills anybody?

>>80674555
There's screaming negro touching this shit in trailer

>>80672693
I think they eventually want it to get to earth because...fuck it.

>>80672396
>implying this isn't the new Horizon, Sunshine etc...space submarine kino

>>80674586
He is shown in an arm sling in a different trailer.

Blackman ain't dying first. I hope nobody dies at all and the entire movie is the crew being overly dramatic, arguing and betraying each other because an unknown life form is taking action to survive.

The entire premise is fucked up. They took that organism from its habitat.

>>80674586
Maybe the symbiote is racist

>>80672396
I've just seen the entire movie, why would I watch it after this trailer?

>>80674586

It's just trying to protect itself from getting stolen.

>>80674789
That alium was a good boy dindu nuffin.
He was getting ready to turn his life around when sum honkeys kidnapped him from mars.

>>80673112
No problem.

>>80674416
So which ones are the meme actors then?

>>80675076
Literally all the token race characters
And also Gyllenhaal. Fuck you

>>80674735

"these things wiped out all life on mars".

You're giving Hollywood too much credit. Its going to be malevolent, and its going to be violently killed in the film climax.