GF and I started a movie day called Shitty Movie Sunday. It's pretty obvious we watch shitty movies. We started with the gem that is pic related, does /tv/ have any suggestions for the coming days.
Rules
>movie has to have tried to be good
>no easy targets, ie: Airplane vs Volcano, Sharknado, etc.
>Razie winners/nominees are acceptable
>>80667058
Pic of her feet first
>>80667058
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0269356/
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1629374/
make a sex tape and watch it
Faust
Tokyo Rampage (or Porn Star)
Blood Diner
Zombie Ass
Cyber Ninja (Or Shirai Ninja)
THINGS
Blind Fury
Mikadroid Robokill Beneath Disco Layla
Death Machine
Hologram Man
Samurai Cop
Terror Firmer
Howling II
There's some. Have fun.
But it stars Vanessa Hudgens, it can't be bad!
>>80667096
Here you go.
>>80667120
These two look very promising, thanks anon
>>80667213
Thanks for this anon.
beastly ain't the worst movie ever but it's funding bizarre it got made
>>80667058
The Assignment [2016]
Assassin’s Creed [2016]
Collide [2016]
Synchronicity [2015]
That should do you for a while. I rate none of them above 2/5, most a 1.
>>80667505
Mortal Instruments: City of Bones.
It's an adaptation of a YA story that was originally Harry Potter Hermione x Malfoy fanfiction before the author switched the names to sell it as an original story.The twist in the movie is that Hermione and Malfoy are siblings, and they have an incest relationship
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1686821/
The dialog is very edgy and cringy.
>>80667703
what the actual fuck is going on in this movie
Jupiter ascending - fucking terrible movie that tried to live up to the hype of the matrix movies; its not even trying to be a comedy but that is what the movie does so well!
I watched Basic yesterday. It started off alright but ends up as a textbook example of how not to do mystery.
>>80667058
Lynch's Dune
>>80667058
kill yourself retard normie redditor
Battlefield Earth.
>>80667058
>>we fill our minds with shit
>>arent we fookin cool?
KYS
>>80667058
Southland Tales
plot twist: It's actually a Lynchian Jersey
shore kino
>>80667213
>Blind Fury
Nigga if you be givin Rutger Hauer shit, I will plain smack you up side the damn head.
>>80667058
Hobo with a shotgun
>>80667674
wtf I hate Cassie Claire now. I thought she was actually writing new shit.
>>80667058
>GF and I
>>80667058
Kubrick's filmography
>>80668007
Not OP but some of the most enjoyable conversations I've had with my friends pertain to analyzing shitty movies.
>>80667703
Yeah, now this is a fucking garbage movie. Everyone thought they were making the next big YA hit but instead it's boring and incomprehensible and very cringeworthy.
>>80667955
fuck off pleb